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[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

The Unconventional Great Wilderness! ###### [High subscription, premium quality guaranteed!] ———— Keywords: [Amusement God] [Unconventional] [Unique Style] [Mythical Great Luo] [Shan Hai Jing] [High Setting Great Wilderness] "As the top figure in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to set up a branch in the vast starry sky, right?" "In our gathering, there are eleven seats, and we reject the inclusion of serious deities, but the Demon Ancestor Luohu claims he's not a serious deity." "Now, one of our leaders has declared he wants to make a big move—he wants to rob the Tao Ancestor Hongjun!" By Pangu, this is truly a genius idea! What do you think, should I agree with him? —— In the Age of Gods, where the Great Dao contends, what kind of stories will these unconventional innate deities create? ~~~

Zhuo Qingyan, a member of the current generation of special forces, nicknamed Solitary Falcon, had been blown away from her mission and landed on a cliff. When he opened his eyes again, he was like the concubine of the Shang Shu Manor of the Darkhan Empire — the Fourth Miss, a fool. An imperial edict bestowed the marriage to the current emperor's uncle, the Prince of the Ghost Face. With a shake of her body, she became the imperial aunt of the current dynasty. A useless king and a foolish concubine were born a pair. Becoming the king, the sage's assistant patted her chest and said, "If you open the borders, I'll help you expand the land; if you recruit troops, I'll help you train; if you don't have a horse, I'll help you steal one; if you don't have one …" "My beloved concubine, This King has no children …" "Let me help you …" Then, wait a little longer … His Royal Highness was in his prime, so it was not bad for him to be strong. There would definitely be someone to succeed him! However, what she did not know was that she carried a secret. The treasure map that was imprinted on her back was being fought over by various forces. She had also become a 'prey'! Prince, the wangfei has brought people to pick out the Grand Guardian of the Lin Country … [Previous Chapter] [Table of Contents] [Next Chapter] "There are too many people who want to be the overseer, switch!" — — "My prince, the wangfei brought people to beat up the great general of the Northern Jin and hung him naked on a tree." — Well done! He wanted to see how the cold faced bronze masked prince doted on his wife. He could fight for her in this world, but loving her was his treasure.

A seemingly ordinary training exercise led Chen Jian and his squad into a completely different time and space. In the post-apocalyptic world, monsters run rampant, and the surviving humans struggle to live under their terrifying claws. To fight the monsters, the living have abandoned everything. Human nature no longer exists; beastliness is the mainstream. To defeat them, one must first become them. ----------------- Chen Jian was supposed to be like the others here, pursuing the maddening evolution. But, when the tungsten-core armor-piercing round first penetrated the Kui Niu's keratin armor, he suddenly discovered... Perhaps there is another way to stay alive?

"Li Qingshan, en tant qu'aîné du Clan Yuhua et fils de l'empereur de la Dynastie Yan, vous avez été charmé par la sainte divine du Clan des Démons et l'avez libérée. Admettez-vous vos péchés?" "Je suis prêt à renoncer à ma position d'aîné et à m'enfermer dans la Falaise de Siguo pour nettoyer la forêt des tombes." "Accordé. Mais vous devrez également effacer tous les résultats de votre cultivation jusqu'à présent, détruire votre racine de cultivation, et vous ne serez pas autorisé à sortir pour le reste de votre vie!" À partir de ce moment, Li Qingcang est resté à la Falaise de Siguo et nettoyait la Forêt des Tombes chaque jour. D'une façon ou d'une autre, il a activé les capacités d'apprentissage de niveau maximal. [Vous avez observé attentivement et activé les capacités d'apprentissage de niveau maximal, vous avez instantanément appris le Qi des Épées du Grand Fleuve] [Vous avez observé attentivement et activé les capacités d'apprentissage de niveau maximal, vous avez appris la Triple Frappe d'Épée] [Vous avez observé attentivement et activé les capacités d'apprentissage de niveau maximal, vous avez appris l'Empreinte Tournante du Ciel] Après plusieurs décennies, le classement doré de la Voie Divine est descendu sur le monde et a classé tous les individus puissants du royaume humain. Li Qingshan s'est classé numéro un directement. Les commentaires que le classement avait pour lui—Dieu parmi les hommes!

Sheng Congzhi is an adopted daughter of the Ye family and a notorious 'scandal queen' in the showbiz industry, reputed for her lack of education and disreputable fame. One night, in an attempt to climb the social ladder, she enters the wrong room and flirts with the wrong man... Later, the man leisurely takes off his glasses, his smile lazy and spread wide: 'A delivered blessing, why not take it?' Hearing rumors that Fu Yan is a powerless illegitimate child in the Fu family, coupled with a childhood sweetheart as his first love, Sheng Congzhi proposes a divorce. Fu Yan responds: 'Divorce is out of the question; as for the technical issues, we can always practice more.' A week later, Sheng Congzhi publicly declares her love for a top male celebrity in a love reality show. The internet explodes with searches, and Fu Yan is metaphorically green with envy. Another week passes and at the love reality show set— 'Welcome, the standby male guest…' The man appears on camera with a lazy posture, his lips slightly tilted, his gaze playful, and his demeanor a blend of casual and rebellious. Sheng Congzhi's surprise makes her drop her cup. Someone asks curiously: 'Do you know him?' Sheng Congzhi: 'I don’t know…' That night, she is dragged into a room and pressed against a wall by a hand. 'You don’t recognize your husband anymore?' a deep voice resonates by her ear, Fu Yan stares at her vibrant face, 'Wife.' Sheng Congzhi: '…' #SecretMarriageHusbandDailyPullingAtMyLimitsInLoveRealityShow #WithSecretMarriageHusbandBecameANationalCPDueToLoveShow #MutuallyDetestEachOtherInShowYetFansShipUsToDeath

Wu Wang transmigrates into an ancient world and becomes the young master of a tribe. With his high social status and cultivation talent, he's suppose to live a carefree life. However, when it comes to marriage, he finds that he will pass out as long as a woman touches him. "Miss Lin, the Young Master requests that you come immediately; there's an urgent matter to discuss." "Young Master, what should I do?" "Touch me, isn't that obvious? I have a bit of insomnia."

Qin Huai a été transporté dans un mystérieux monde fantastique où les démons étaient omniprésents et les héros émergeaient. Il n'avait ni passé ni qualifications de cultivation jusqu'au jour où il est devenu apprenti dans une boutique de médicaments et a commencé à cultiver avec ses compagnons apprentis. Il a découvert que les orbes d'expérience tombaient en fait de son maître et de ses frères. Il a appris à broyer des médicaments avec ses frères. "Ding! Expérience 'Art Médicinal' +3 !" Son Maître et ses frères pratiquaient les arts martiaux. "Ding! Vous avez ramassé une 'Essence de Cultivation du Qi (Blanc)', expérience de 'Cultivation du Qi' +3 !" Il a tué les bandits dans les montagnes et a récupéré leur cultivation. "Ding! Expérience 'Technique de Respiration Astringente' +13 !" Son maître a dit que la technique n'était pas bonne pour attaquer, avait une limite de cultivation et ne pouvait que prolonger la vie. Mais quand Qin Huai a ramassé l'expérience jusqu'à ce que la Technique de Respiration Astringente soit 50 fois plus puissante, son corps a subi un changement énorme. Une douce poussée de sa main était comme une vague. Il pouvait maintenant attaquer et défendre. Les gens disaient que lorsque deux méthodes de cultivation s'affrontaient, continuer à cultiver conduirait à la mort du cultivateur. Cependant, quand Qin Huai ramassait l'expérience et sautait directement le processus de cultivation, il a découvert qu'il n'y avait pas d'effets secondaires du tout ! Lorsque Qin Huai a pratiqué de plus en plus de méthodes de cultivation, il a soudainement découvert que ces méthodes interagissaient entre elles dans son corps et devenaient des compétences plus puissantes. ... Qin Huai, qui pouvait ramasser de l'expérience, a commencé à errer parmi les grandes puissances. Il a vu la chair repousser sur les os blancs et les morts revenir à la vie. Il a vu des démons cuisiner 10 000 personnes et exsuder une énergie extrêmement maléfique. Il a vu la statue de Bouddha chanter dans le temple. Le Sanskrit résonnait comme un mantra. Qin Huai ramassait silencieusement de l'expérience afin de s'établir dans ce monde chaotique.

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Roland was just a normal college student living peacefully in an H-Grade City when he experienced his very first devastating heartbreak. He found out that his girlfriend of two years was cheating on him with the City Councilor’s son, she even embarrassed him in front of a lot of people. When Roland was already completely devastated and was already at his wits end, a virtual screen suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. [Requirements: Experience a devastating heartbreak(Completed)] [System bound!] [Congratulations for unlocking the Face-Slapping System!] Since then, Roland’s life has taken a complete turn. ************** ************** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/Db2ePntQRK Support the Author: Paypal: paypal.me/stiffstick12