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In this BL Comedy, we have the Dark Lord Asmodeos and the hero Peter, who meet in a thrift store. Both of them eat ramen to survive, both of them want to strike it big. And so, their journey of love and tax evasion begins. A journey which sees them making a mess of things, but most of all, of their own lives. The only thing which is unclear is why the gnomes have to pay for their poor life choices. But the small green-haired creatures won't suffer the duo for long... Tax evasion... not even once.

All credit goes to Exterminatus from Royal Road

Liam Dawson arrives at Bangtan College of Science with his nerves buzzing, his mom’s last-minute advice echoing in his ears, and a box of condoms he swears he’ll never need. A shy, smart freshman who’s never even kissed anyone, he expects his first year to be nothing but books, lectures, and lonely meals in the dorm cafeteria. Then he meets Blake Carter—a fourth-year frat boy with a wicked smile, broad shoulders, and a voice that sends a shiver straight down Liam’s spine. Blake is everything Liam isn’t: confident, flirtatious, effortlessly hot, and completely out of his league. But from the moment Blake helps him find his dorm, something electric sparks between them—something Liam can’t stop replaying in his head at night when the campus goes quiet. As the semester unfolds, Liam is pulled into a world he never imagined: crowded frat parties, too-close tutoring sessions, lingering touches, and a dangerous mix of teasing, chemistry, and tension that threatens to push both of them past friendship. Blake seems to be everywhere—leaning over Liam to check his notes, calling him “cute” like it’s an inside joke, letting his fingers brush a little too slowly against Liam’s. And the more Liam tries to ignore it, the hotter the attraction burns. But Blake has secrets. A reputation. A history. And Liam—sweet, inexperienced, hopelessly drawn to him—might be the one temptation Blake can’t control. In this seductive, slow-burn college romance, Liam must learn to trust himself, face his desires, and discover whether the boy he’s falling for wants him back… or is only playing with fire.

It was his turn to walk down to the corner store and buy the beer. The big game was about to start. Jason left the apartment a normal twenty something with a pocket full of one-dollar bills from the guys and a mysterious artifact he dug up in the field next to the apartments the day before, which he planned to show his college professor on Monday. Little did he know that within the next few hours, Jason would be running from demons, who crawl up out of the ground, with his favorite erotic starlet, Penny Tickles, and rubbing an artifact that only seems to grant one wish every twenty-four hours.

Glezee has been reassigned for the meantime in a country club island to work as an OT reliever. There she gets to escape from her ex-boyfriend, who has been trying to get in touch with her. Working in El Pacifico, a country club with only male members, will do her great favors: getting over her jerk of an exboyfriend and seeing Jin, her college crush who now works as a doctor in the island. Pero nabulilyaso ang plano niyang hindi na muling pansinin ang ex niya nang magkita sila nito sa naturang isla na tinatrabahuan niya. Sa gusto niyang makaiwas dito ay si Kyungsoo ang nakita niyang tanging paraan na available sa panahong iyon para makalusot, isang member na sa unang beses pa lang nilang pagkikita ay natapunan na niya ng kape. Naiiyak na natatarantang lumapit si Glezee dito. "Sir, pwedeng pakiss? Sa cheeks lang promise!" Ang akala niya ay tatanggi ito kaya handa na siyang magnakaw ng halik sa pisngi nito. Ngunit ganoon na lang kabilis nawala sa tamang sirkulasyon ang puso niya nang eksaktong lumingon ito sa kanya habang inilapit niya ang mukha sa pisngi nito. And that's how her lips met his. Oh di ba ang saya!

David, a quiet and unassuming young man from Katni, moves to Jabalpur for a job at a courier company. In search of accommodation, he meets Ana, who agrees to rent him her apartment. A friendship slowly begins between them. When David’s mother learns he has settled down, she visits him and insists he consider marrying Eva, the daughter of her friend. Though David objects, out of respect for his mother’s delicate emotional state, he agrees to meet Eva—but devises a plan to sabotage the proposal by appearing in dishevelled clothing and behaving frivolously. Eva is amused, but David’s mother is humiliated. The proposal is rejected, and she returns home in anger. David and Ana’s relationship gradually deepens. He learns about her troubled past: a missing mother and an alcoholic father. Just as a bond begins to take shape between them, David is transferred to Bargi, a rural town outside Jabalpur. Concerned by the change, Ana promises to visit him, reassuring both David and his mother. David moves, and in time, adapts to the slower pace of village life. In Bargi, David befriends an elderly woman affectionately called Old Mother. Known for her kindness, she quickly grows fond of David and invites him into her life. He also meets Sheila, her reclusive housekeeper, a woman weighed down by sorrow and silence. As David becomes part of their world, he learns that Old Mother’s son, Peter, lives in London and hasn’t visited in three years. Over time, David uncovers Sheila’s past and her reasons for living in isolation. One rainy day, Ana visits David in Bargi. Caught in the worsening weather, he takes her to Old Mother’s home for shelter. There, Ana is stunned to find that Sheila is her long-lost mother. A painful confrontation ensues. Ana accuses Sheila of abandonment, while Sheila explains she fled due to Ana’s abusive father. Old Mother urges Sheila to return to Jabalpur, but she refuses, fearing her past. Tensions escalate, and in the aftermath of a bitter argument, Sheila quietly passes away in the night. Ana is devastated by her mother’s death and blames herself. Old Mother consoles her and travels with her to Jabalpur to share the news with her father. Meanwhile, David, consumed with guilt for bringing Ana to the house, isolates himself. Weeks later, he quietly visits the large house and finds Peter, now returned from London, working in the garden. Old Mother thanks David for posting the letter that brought her son back—though David never sent one. Puzzled, he realizes it was Ana who had written the letter. Old Mother gently confronts David about his absence. Suspecting unresolved feelings between him and Ana, she misinterprets his silence as indifference. To clarify matters, she calls Ana to walk with David and explain everything. David is surprised to see her, and during their walk, Ana shares that she plans to go to London and become engaged to Peter. She attributes her decision to the kindness and support she received from Old Mother after Sheila’s death. David, heartbroken and unable to express his own feelings, quietly accepts the situation. As he prepares to leave the large house, Old Mother hands him an envelope and asks him to deliver it to a family in the village. When David arrives at the house, he is surprised to see Eva, the woman he once tried to avoid marrying. Their reunion is unexpectedly warm. As they walk together afterward, they laugh about their first awkward meeting. By the time they part at the bus station, a genuine connection has begun to form—hinting that a relationship once prematurely rejected might now have a second chance.

this is the story of Andrew’s journey on how he became the world’s largest pp from being the smallest.

What’s the best gift a young, single man could receive for Christmas? Mohawked punk Liam wouldn’t have picked the hideous collection of homemade knitwear he’s presented with by his well-meaning mum and aunties. He’d much rather have the gorgeous older man he sees every day while busking at King’s Cross station. Liam’s been doing his best to seduce the guy with his saxophone playing -- the trouble is, with the holidays coming up, he’s beginning to despair of his message getting through.<br><br>But with a little Christmas magic in the air, maybe those garish garments will be just the thing for attracting the attention of a silver fox ...

Zhao Lian is a sheriff without a county. A member of an old magical order called the Shuli Go, she was raised to uphold the law and protect her fellow citizens. But after her order was disassembled, she was left with no choice but to wander in search of work for someone with her very particular set of skills. When she stumbles across a group of bandits plundering a merchant's wagon, she steps in to save the only innocent survivor. Quickly though, Lian learns innocent is not the right word to describe him. This new addition to her life pushes her out of her comfort zone and into a run from the law, but his impact on her life is only just beginning. The second story in the saga of the Central Empire's most famous Shuli Go, this continues to build the world and set of characters which will be central to future installments. Probably my favorite one I've written thus far!

"What are you doing?" "Being carried by my brother." "Why are you here?" "My brother won the league for me." Indeed, this is the unique story of a doting older brother along with his sly and deceitful little sister, who is actually the highest-ranking person in the entire game... but he doesn't need to know that. --------* She lived her entire life in the orphanage, constantly lurking in the shadows beneath her. But when light abruptly graced her with its presence, how would she fare in the unknown? To this, she came up with one solid plan. Latching onto her stepbrother's huge thigh, whilst becoming a pro gamer in the process. (Not incest)