personalized beer mug

In this BL Comedy, we have the Dark Lord Asmodeos and the hero Peter, who meet in a thrift store. Both of them eat ramen to survive, both of them want to strike it big. And so, their journey of love and tax evasion begins. A journey which sees them making a mess of things, but most of all, of their own lives. The only thing which is unclear is why the gnomes have to pay for their poor life choices. But the small green-haired creatures won't suffer the duo for long... Tax evasion... not even once.

Liam Dawson arrives at Bangtan College of Science with his nerves buzzing, his mom’s last-minute advice echoing in his ears, and a box of condoms he swears he’ll never need. A shy, smart freshman who’s never even kissed anyone, he expects his first year to be nothing but books, lectures, and lonely meals in the dorm cafeteria. Then he meets Blake Carter—a fourth-year frat boy with a wicked smile, broad shoulders, and a voice that sends a shiver straight down Liam’s spine. Blake is everything Liam isn’t: confident, flirtatious, effortlessly hot, and completely out of his league. But from the moment Blake helps him find his dorm, something electric sparks between them—something Liam can’t stop replaying in his head at night when the campus goes quiet. As the semester unfolds, Liam is pulled into a world he never imagined: crowded frat parties, too-close tutoring sessions, lingering touches, and a dangerous mix of teasing, chemistry, and tension that threatens to push both of them past friendship. Blake seems to be everywhere—leaning over Liam to check his notes, calling him “cute” like it’s an inside joke, letting his fingers brush a little too slowly against Liam’s. And the more Liam tries to ignore it, the hotter the attraction burns. But Blake has secrets. A reputation. A history. And Liam—sweet, inexperienced, hopelessly drawn to him—might be the one temptation Blake can’t control. In this seductive, slow-burn college romance, Liam must learn to trust himself, face his desires, and discover whether the boy he’s falling for wants him back… or is only playing with fire.

It was his turn to walk down to the corner store and buy the beer. The big game was about to start. Jason left the apartment a normal twenty something with a pocket full of one-dollar bills from the guys and a mysterious artifact he dug up in the field next to the apartments the day before, which he planned to show his college professor on Monday. Little did he know that within the next few hours, Jason would be running from demons, who crawl up out of the ground, with his favorite erotic starlet, Penny Tickles, and rubbing an artifact that only seems to grant one wish every twenty-four hours.

Glezee has been reassigned for the meantime in a country club island to work as an OT reliever. There she gets to escape from her ex-boyfriend, who has been trying to get in touch with her. Working in El Pacifico, a country club with only male members, will do her great favors: getting over her jerk of an exboyfriend and seeing Jin, her college crush who now works as a doctor in the island. Pero nabulilyaso ang plano niyang hindi na muling pansinin ang ex niya nang magkita sila nito sa naturang isla na tinatrabahuan niya. Sa gusto niyang makaiwas dito ay si Kyungsoo ang nakita niyang tanging paraan na available sa panahong iyon para makalusot, isang member na sa unang beses pa lang nilang pagkikita ay natapunan na niya ng kape. Naiiyak na natatarantang lumapit si Glezee dito. "Sir, pwedeng pakiss? Sa cheeks lang promise!" Ang akala niya ay tatanggi ito kaya handa na siyang magnakaw ng halik sa pisngi nito. Ngunit ganoon na lang kabilis nawala sa tamang sirkulasyon ang puso niya nang eksaktong lumingon ito sa kanya habang inilapit niya ang mukha sa pisngi nito. And that's how her lips met his. Oh di ba ang saya!

What’s the best gift a young, single man could receive for Christmas? Mohawked punk Liam wouldn’t have picked the hideous collection of homemade knitwear he’s presented with by his well-meaning mum and aunties. He’d much rather have the gorgeous older man he sees every day while busking at King’s Cross station. Liam’s been doing his best to seduce the guy with his saxophone playing -- the trouble is, with the holidays coming up, he’s beginning to despair of his message getting through.<br><br>But with a little Christmas magic in the air, maybe those garish garments will be just the thing for attracting the attention of a silver fox ...

Hari dimana Lena tampak terlihat menyedihkan lantaran banyaknya masalah yang menimpanya, serta dirinya yang harus bertahan hidup membuatnya menjadi gadis yang kesepian. Satu per satu orang datang mendatanginya dengan maksud tertentu. Terkadang tidak bisa Lena bedakan niatan baik atau buruk orang tersebut. Hingga akhirnya, Lena tersadar dan melihat dengan jernih siapa orang-orang yang selalu ada di sampingnya ketika ia berada di titik terendah. Lena sama sekali tidak memiliki tempat untuk bersandar dan menceritakan semua hal yang membuatnya lelah. Sang kakak yang ia harapkan selama ini juga tidak menunjukkan eksistensinya. Kendati begitu, ia tetap berusaha untuk menemukan tempat tinggal Sena—sang kakak. Berada di lingkungan keluarga dari ibunya pun juga tak menjamin hidupnya akan tenang. Sang tante dan sepupunya juga membuat dirinya berada dalam pilihan yang sulit. Ditambah ia harus mengalami beberapa hal yang seharusnya tidak menjadi urusannya dan bahkan sama sekali tidak ada sangkut-pautnya dengan dirinya. Namun, karena atasannya sendiri yang menceritakannya, membuat dirinya ikut terlibat di sana. Untuk merasakan jatuh cinta saja dia harus berperang dengan hatinya sendiri disaat ada laki-laki yang bisa membuatnya merasa senang menjalankan hidup.

Mission: Cultivation of aristocratic demeanor, first side quest: Spend 20 million within 2 hours in this mall in front of you, and the items purchased must be something you can use yourself. Mission reward: 200 points and ownership of the items purchased. Consequence of mission failure: Unknown punishment. When the alien read out the mission, Finn Lewis was completely stunned. Are you sure this mission will cultivate an aristocratic demeanor, not a nouveau riche mentality? Finn Lewis, targeted by the alien, looked at the mission given and the list for exchanging numerous advanced items, with an utterly speechless expression on his face.

A story of endless war between Humanity and Elven race. (NOTE: Please be advice, English is not my primary language and I'm just writing to kill time so if you find any corrections either in spelling or grammer just comment and i will try to fix it ASAP. MUCH LOVE!)

The guidelines of life.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!