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After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
Urban
2450 Chs
The Fat God System

The Fat God System

Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ————————————————— “FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......” Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. “1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.” —————— Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.
Fantasy
212 Chs
Count Duke The Fat (J.P. Japhet)

Count Duke The Fat (J.P. Japhet)

Meet Vivian, a powerless Princess who was sold off in an auction the new Emperor sugarcoated as a ball. Sadly for Vivian, the one who got her was Duke the Fat, a lowly count known for being weak and fat. On the night of their consummation, she no longer could hide her misery and burst into tears. But instead of getting a hard slap as she expected for showing her disgust of him, Duke instead started to cry with her?! And instead of forcing himself on her, they TALK instead?! Now meet Duke called by many as The Fat. Duke was never lucky in life as everyone he knew mocked and belittled him. But it wasn't all bad as at least he still had a loving grandpa. And Duke was content with that. Having someone, even if it was just one person who believed in him. Until he didn't. One day his grandpa died and Duke was alone. He wanted to make his grandpa proud, but it was just too hard for him to fight the world alone. That is until he caught sight of Vivian. Read as Vivian becomes Duke's inspiration and how Duke becomes Vivian's pillar. Watch love sprout from a misunderstanding between a fat Count and a lonely Princess. And don't worry! Duke won't be The Fat forever! No. For this is not the story of some countryside Count and his wife. This is the story of Gailasfall, The legendary World Conqueror, The Berserk Dragon, and Eater of Gods. Or as he is known by those close to him, Duke Pendragon, ridiculed during his youth as "The Fat" But now even the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars dare not offend his whose name inspires fear and awe. And his mysterious wife. The enigmatic figure who would one day secretly run the world's politics and economy. "The Phantom Pillar" they named her and those who saw her beauty called her "The Hidden Rose Thorn" But Duke called her by a different name. He called her Vivian. Hello~! Japhet here, I hope you give this story a chance. And if you already have and you loved it: GIVE IT A REVIEW! And share it with your friends! Also, read my other novel "Space Janitor Bop" If you enjoyed how I write comedy and interesting characters, I'm sure you'll also love Space Janitor Bop. I hope you have a nice day and ENJOY! Follow me on Twitter: @JPJaphet Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XEeFvbZ Original Art "Princess and Dragon" by Nikita Volobuev from ArtStation. Check out his art!
Fantasy
110 Chs
What stories and jokes could motivate fat people to lose weight?
😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can motivate you to lose weight! - " After I Bound to the King's Red Envelope Group, I Ascended." The main character had transmigrated to junior high school and was relatively fat. He gradually lost weight by playing games and participating in activities. - " Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm Going to Lose Weight." In order to pursue Prince Charming and become a young lady, the protagonist resolutely decided to lose weight. He successfully lost weight by analyzing his physique and persisting in fitness. - In " Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart," the protagonist began to lose weight because her husband disliked her for being fat. She successfully lost weight through exercise and healthy diet. - In " My Wife Has Superpowers," the protagonist started to lose weight due to his inferiority complex. He successfully lost weight through system binding and exercise. - In " Picking Up a Wild Mountain," the main character started to lose weight because he wanted to start a new life in his hometown and fight for hegemony in the other world. He successfully lost weight through hard farming and exercise. I hope you like these novels!😗~
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2024-09-14 16:37
What are the stories and jokes worth sharing to encourage fat people to lose weight?
😋I recommend the following novels to you: "I Have a Beautiful System": The story of a fat girl's counterattack against a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Let's see if this inspirational story can motivate you to lose weight. <All-rounded Shooting Guard>: The story of a basketball genius who suddenly became obese and returned to the game. Let's see if this teenager's inspirational story can inspire you to exercise? "Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm going to lose some weight": The story of a Chinese medicine descendant losing weight. Let's see if this fat man's weight loss story can inspire you to have a healthy body. "Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart": The story of a fat girl turning into a beauty. Let's see if this story of tireless efforts can motivate you to stick to losing weight? I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2024-09-14 16:31
Are there any jokes about the interview?
Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews: 1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?" Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class. Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview? Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything." 3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?" "I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?" "I've been training like this since I was young." I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.
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2024-09-10 23:12
Jokes about Detective Conan
Detective Conan is a very popular Japanese mystery novel with many interesting plots and jokes. Here are a few jokes about Detective Conan: There was a character in Detective Conan called Kudo Shinichi. He had a habit of leaving behind a " Shinichi " fingerprint after every murder. One day, he was eating in a restaurant. The waiter asked him what drink he wanted. Kudo Shinichi hesitated for a moment and then said,"I want a cup of 'Shinichi Juice'." One of the two Detective Conan characters was called Maori Kogoro. He always tried to hide his reasoning ability. Every time he solved a case, he would say," I've ruled out all possibilities and there's only one possibility." Then he would explain why. Once, Maori Kogoro suddenly jumped up and said,"No, no, it's not that! " I have already ruled out all possibilities. There is only one possibility." At this time, Conan suddenly said," Maori Kogoro, you are not alone. All of our logic has been defeated by you." Among the three Detective Conans, there was a character called Akai Shuichi who always tried to hide his identity, so he was called "Akai Hermit". Once, he met a woman in a bar who told him,"I'm Akai Shuichi's sister." "Your sister?" Shuichi asked in surprise. Are you sure you are Akai Shuichi?" "No, I'm not Shuichi Akai's sister. I'm Shuichi Akai's lover," the woman replied. These jokes are just a small part of Detective Conan. I hope they can bring you some fun.
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2024-09-24 02:54
Jokes about green tea
I can provide you with some jokes about green tea. Here are a few examples: Why is green tea sweet? Because it had added sugar. Why can green tea help you lose weight? Because it reduced the intake of calories. 3 Why can green tea be refreshing? Because it contains coffee. Why can green tea prevent dental cavities? Because it reduced the growth of bacteria. Why can green tea reduce inflammation? Because it contained tea vitamins. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
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2024-09-20 12:24
Humorous jokes about turtles
Once upon a time, there were three turtles. They were the black turtle, the red turtle, and the blue turtle. They were very good friends, but because they walked very slowly, they had hardly been anywhere. So they decided to go and see the scenery on the mountain while they were still alive. It took them ten years to finally climb to the top of the mountain. When they happily took out the instant noodles they had prepared, they realized that they had forgotten to bring hot water. So the black turtle bravely went back to get hot water, while the red turtle and the blue turtle decided to wait for him to come back and eat instant noodles together. This story shows the friendship between turtles and the slow movements of turtles.
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2025-01-09 01:57
Jokes about Journey to the West
Journey to the West was a very famous classical novel. It told the story of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sand, who went through 81 difficulties to obtain the true scripture. Although this was a classic work, there were also some funny jokes. The following is an example: One day, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie met a monster on their way to the Western Paradise. The monster looked very scary. Sun Wukong wanted to challenge the monster and asked,"What is your name?" The monster replied,"I'm called Black Bear Spirit." Sun Wukong asked again,"Why are you called Black Bear Spirit?" "Because my color is black," answered the black bear spirit. Sun Wukong thought about it and said,"Then why are you so black?" The black bear spirit replied,"Because I ate a lot of black bear meat and bear paws, so I became so black." Although this joke was a little absurd, it showed some strange creatures and humorous plots in Journey to the West.
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2025-03-07 22:23
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
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2024-09-17 01:22
Couplets and jokes about Chinese characters
hesitate The Chinese character for "hesitation" meant "harmony and pleasure" and was made up of two Chinese characters: "you" and "yu". "You" meant "equal and identical." For example,"You You Er" meant "equally beautiful." It could also be used to describe the tidiness and perfection of items. "Yu" means "comfortable and happy". For example,"Yu Rang" means "comfortable and happy". It can also be used to describe the joy and happiness of the mood. Therefore,"hesitation" could be understood as "harmony, joy, comfort and happiness". It was a Chinese character that expressed a good wish and a happy life. meals The Chinese character "rice" meant "meal", which was made up of the two characters "rice" and "food". On the left side of the word "rice" was "rice" and "water", which indicated the source of the food, while on the right side was "fire", which indicated the process of cooking the food. Above the word "food" was "shell" and "mouth", indicating the type of food, and below it was "fire", indicating the temperature of the food. Therefore, the combination of "rice" and "food" meant that "food" was something essential in people's lives. The above are some couplets and jokes about Chinese characters. I hope they can bring you some joy and inspiration!
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2024-09-10 17:57
Ask for a few jokes about stocks
Of course, here are a few jokes about stocks: Why do some people like to speculate in stocks? Because they liked to gamble and win money. A stock broker is like a doctor who only cares about the health of a patient and doesn't care if the patient recovers. The price of a stock is as unpredictable as the weather. Sometimes it will make you feel full of confidence, and sometimes it will make you feel desperate. If you want to speculate in stocks but don't want to take risks, then you can only be a shareholder. The stockbroker said,"Don't put all your eggs in one basket." But if you put all your eggs in one basket, you will eventually lose everything.
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2024-09-19 00:45
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