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hunting is the worlds oldest sport. and one of the most important. hunters provided the essential sustenance to keep mankind alive in its infancy. and how does the modern world treat its oldest profession? its fallen out of favor in this day and age. an essential job that every people practiced is now religated to a sport for recreation rather then something out of desperation and necessity. it is now met with ridicule and scorn from modern people who buy their food at a grocery and never have to look their food in the eye when they take a life. everything has already been prepared for their consumption. someone else did the dirty work. that someone else is us. the hunters coven. its sad really? we had to be ashamed of being a hunter in our old world. and we have to be ashamed in this new one too. especially now that the food has rights. can speak. talk. and fire a gun back at you. but they all go down just the same at the end of our sight. meat is meat. the only question is will it be yours or theirs. we will be bringing home at the end of the hunt.. authors note- did this for the contest. was originally gonna go with show biz, but decided on sports because hunting for show biz is really niche. but the story will contain themes of game show and documentary. the setting is placed in a competition to hunt animals in another world. except with a twist. read to find out. additionally. i will try to post daily. maybe even twice a day. if i have a time. each chapter will be religated to a hunt. each volume will be a tour.

When 98 demons slaughter the knight who protected his coop, Clucksworth — a humble chicken — awakens a power stitched from grief. Armed with a plush lance, cotton armor, and a toy horse, he sets out to avenge his fallen master. Cute? Yes. Deadly? Absolutely.

Kyle Choi lives with his one and only biological sister, Scarllet Choi. As he turns back time, unexpected things started to occur.

Zephyr, daughter of Mercy Gold and Luke King, forges her own path as an elite assassin. Despite being a CEO, like her parents, she also happens to be a very good lawyer. Queen of the Underground, she’s neck deep in shady crap, but she has her own set of morals and never crosses her set lines. She knows what she wants and she goes directly for it. Shameless and brazen, she’s the world’s best lawyer. But those two traits can only get her so far before she has to realize that it’s okay to slow down sometimes. Raphael Robinson is Deputy Chief of the Police Force. His father is the Chief. Raphael is a calm, patient, and extremely moral man. He’s very good at his job. But when he gets assigned to find the Queen of the Underworld, does he take it? Yes! Of course! The rumors were that the old Queen stepped down for her daughter, but will looking for the new Queen be any easier? Nope! However, Raphael will not give up. When Zephyr falls head over heels for the man pursuing her criminal identity, what does she do? She helps him of course! Leading him in circles while slowly making him fall in love with her! The perfect plan! But with people and hidden organizations targeting both their families, do these two have time to find themselves? Find the threats not just around them... but in them? With a prophecy hanging over Zephyr’s head, and partial will taken from Raphael.... Let’s just say it won’t be easy... *** A shadow... An assassin... Eyes cold as ice and glacier-blue... Swift movements atop buildings... Jumping... Running... Ready. One person defined as many things. Merciful not among the list. Through the alleys, a man was running... Panting... Praying... Caught. *** “Well,” Zephyr said, smiling, “all it took was an accident and some amnesia, but you finally fell for me.” Raphael sighed, smiling as well. “Yes, and I promise I’ll never leave you.” “Oh, I’m not worried about that,” she said, walking towards him. “I’d be worried about what happens when I catch you TRYING.”

The graduating class of Hope's Peak Academy is kidnapped, sometime after their graduation, and placed into a beautiful mansion called only Our Mansion of Plenty. They are held there by steel plates on doors and windows, as well as a malevolent robot fairy creature who calls itself The Fey. While being kidnapped is already a pretty big problem, this annoying fairy brat is telling them to kill each other. But nobody would do that. Right?

Adam, a hardworking university student has been killed by a loose tiger so that he could save his mother. He meets a mysterious voice who told him that he was being reincarnated into a world of cultivators. To his surprise and hatred he gets reincarnated as a cat, watch as he goes from a tiny little kitten to a powerful force to be reckoned with. How will he survive this new world with a system and a mysterious skill.

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CopyGod In a world where gods and mortals collide, Kali, a 16-year-old boy, discovers a terrifying power within himself—he can copy the abilities of ancient Egyptian and Hindu gods. But this gift comes at a cost. After a life-altering battle with the demonic Nishachara at age 11, Kali is left broken, his body shattered, and his memories lost. Waking up from a year-long coma in a high-tech city far from his peaceful hometown, he struggles to remember who he once was and the gods that guided him. As the echoes of divine voices fade, Kali finds himself drawn into a world of mystery and danger. When he crosses paths with Kamala, a beautiful and elusive girl with secrets of her own, he’s pulled deeper into a web of divine conflict and powerful forces beyond his control. Kali must learn to harness the divine gifts within him and confront his darkest fears before his enemies—and the gods themselves—consume him.

You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say can and will be used to get you in my bed. You have the right to use my body to give yourself a delirious, life-changing orgasm. Livia Ward wants a baby before she’s thirty. And she wants it the old-fashioned way—by having as much sex as it takes with a man she’s hand-picked to make up the second part of the equation. What she doesn’t want is a boyfriend. Officer Chase Kelly is exactly the kind of cocky jerk this librarian has sworn off, but he is undeniably hot. And he’s better in bed than Livia ever expected her baby daddy to be. It’s trouble from the start, but her deadline is rapidly approaching. Both of them think they can give each other what they want--a few nights of fun for Officer Kelly, a no-strings baby for Livia--but this hot cop is about to learn that sex, babies, and love don’t always play by the rules.

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