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A car accident causes Yan Chuang to traverse into a martial arts world resembling ancient times, bringing along a 'Purple Mist Palace'. Teaching by Example (Level 1): Your explanations will increase listeners' comprehension efficiency by 50%, and their understanding and thoughts will feed back to you, granting you corresponding 'insights'. The Great Dao Cushions (Level 1): The Purple Mist Palace contains six Great Dao cushions that aid listeners in better understanding explanations and grasping the Great Dao. The effect of 'Teaching by Example' is increased by 1000%. Note: Only two of the six seats can be changed once. Treasure Nurturing Rock (Level 1): You can use 'spirituality' to enhance and nurture items. Method Development (Level 1): You can set up research tasks, gain inspiration, develop martial arts, and complete tasks to gain 'insights' and 'spirituality'. Currently, you can create 2 tasks. Upon reaching the other shore, Yan Chuang laughed and said, "I didn't specifically study martial arts, those were merely insights gained while preaching to disciples."

I truly was the Great Sage Equalling Heaven and never changed; Just like causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, breaking through the spiritual firmament, my defiance undying. I wish to be equal with heaven, an unconquerable being, From now on, free and unfettered. What I hate will eventually vanish like smoke and clouds; What I protect will surely live on forever.

#COMPLETED# ***All chapters marked- (edited) have been edited by Larkspur and Aoi_Tenshi Late At Night- "Cancel your engagement with my stepsister and marry me" Senja said brazenly. Xiao Tianyou looked at the little girl in front of him with amusement, "But, why should I marry you?" Senja tilted her head to one side and smirked coquettishly, "Because I am smart and beautiful. Moreover, I know how to find Gong Xu" "Why do you think I care about this Gong Xu guy?" He asked with a cold voice. "Of course, you care! He was the one who killed your wife." Xiao Tianyou glared at her with menacing eyes. His thin lips shut tight before he spoke in a low and hoarse voice. "Are you threatening me?!" "I wouldn't dare!" She feigned fear and continued, "Let’s call this ‘relationship with benefit’." *** She was a cunning and haughty professional thief from modern era. Together with her three brothers, she stole whatever ‘requested’. However, Senja was sent back to ancient time by an elderly woman to find someone named Yun. Only by finding him could she come back to her era. Once she arrived there, people from the kingdom’s army claiming that she was a daughter of a formidable clan of spies who had been kidnapped for a year. *How could that be??* She was sure that she hadn't occupied someone else’s body, so how could she have become a brilliant divine girl with virtuous conduct and noble demeanor, who had also saved the country? *Hmm...* Resolve this by feigning amnesia then... hee-hee... So, she can fake a memory loss, but can she keep up to HER reputation?! Especially since their personalities are poles apart! Then there’s the overprotective grandfather of hers who has forbidden her from stepping out of the manor lest she be kidnapped again! Grr..………How can she start looking for this Yun guy if she can't go outside? There’s just one way! Marry the military commander a.k.a, the Second Prince, Xiao Tianyou. Argh!!!…….. he is the fiancé of her vicious stepsister!! *A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Everything is going against me!* ........................................................................................ ##Meet me on instragram : jikan_yo_tomare Disclaimer : cover picture is from pinterest.com Check out my other stories: **THE STORY OF DUSK **The Love of a Lycan

When his father was killed, his family wealth was taken, his hands and feet were all broken, he gets the heritage from Monkey King. Since then, he dramatically rises, he would kill God if God is on his way, he would kill Budha if Budha is on his way. Qin Feng wearing a coat of gold, holding the magic cudgel: "I want this thirty-six universes, all beneath me!"

What will happen if your ordinary life becomes not so ordinary? What will happen if your old existence becomes anew? What will happen if the world that you know is changing? Our heroine, Anne, is a 40 year old librarian, that got entangled in mythical magic, inside a mysterious fairytale book. When the disaster happened, she got thrown into another world, the kingdom of Valorian, where magic and lore are coming alive. A world where she becomes younger again, but with a wisdom and knowledge of a forty-year-old woman. Inside the new world, destiny brought her four pillars of her new life, men with a desirable position in the Valorian kingdom. With their protection, also comes love and desire. Could Anne will be able to handle all of them? Or she will succumb to her own madness with no one to love?

Di malam hari- "Batalkan pertunanganmu dengan kakak tiriku dan nikahi aku," ucap Senja dengan berani. Xiao Tianyao melihat gadis kecil di depannya dengan tawa di matanya. "Tapi, kenapa aku harus menikahimu?" Senja kemudian memiringkan kepalanya ke sisi lain sambil menyeringai dengan genit. "Karena aku pintar dan cantik. Dan yang lebih penting lagi, aku tahu bagaimana caranya untuk menemukan Gong Xu." "Kenapa kamu pikir aku peduli pada pria bernama Gong Xu ini?" dia bertanya dengan suara yang dingin. "Tentu saja kamu peduli! Dia adalah orang yang membunuh isterimu." Xiao Tianyao melotot ke arah Senja dengan tatapannya yang tajam. Bibirnya yang tipis terkatup rapat sebelum akhirnya dia berbicara dengan suara yang rendah dan serak. "Apakah kamu sedang mengancamku?" "Aku tidak akan berani!" Senja berpura- pura ketakutan dan melanjutkan. "Kita akan menyebut hubungan ini dengan 'hubungan yang bermanfaat'." *** Dia adalah seorang yang licik dan pencuri profesional yang sombong dari era modern. Bersama dengan ketiga saudara laki- lakinya, dia mencuri apapun sesuai perintah. Namun, Senja di kirim kembali ke zaman kuno oleh seorang wanita tua untuk menemukan seseorang bernama Yun. Hanya dengan menemukan Yun, Senja dapat kembali ke era asalnya. Tapi, ketika dia sampai disana, tentara- tentara dari kerajaan mengatakan bahwa dia adalah anak perempuan dari sebuah Klan mata- mata terpandang yang telah diculik bertahun- tahun lalu. 'Bagaimana mungkin??' Senja sangat yakin kalau dia tidak menempati raga milik orang lain, jadi bagaimana dia bisa menjadi seorang gadis terpandang yang pintar dengan sopan santun yang luar biasa dan memiliki aura seorang nobelis? yang mana gadis tersebut juga merupakan orang yang telah menyelamatkan satu kerajaan? 'Hmmm...' Pura- pura amnesia saja kalau begitu... hee... hee... Jadi, Senja akan berpura- pura kehilangan ingatan. Namun, dapatkah dia menjaga reputasi gadis nobelis itu? Sementara kepribadian mereka sangatlah jauh berbeda! Lalu ada juga kakek yang sangat protektif kepadanya yang tidak mengizinkan dia keluar sama sekali dari Manor dengan rasa takut kalau Senja akan diculik kembali. GRR...... lalu bagaimana Senja bisa mulai mencari pria bernama Yun ini kalau dia tidak bisa keluar!? Hanya ada satu cara! Senja harus menikahi Komandan militer atau lebih dikenal sebagai pangeran kedua, Xiao Tianyao! Aaarrggghhh!..... tapi, dia adalah tunangan dari kakak tirinya yang jahat!!! L.U.A.R B.I.A.S.A! Segalanya berjalan tidak sesuai rencana! *** Update setiap hari pkl. 16.00 wib *** Meet me on instagram: JIKAN_YO_TOMARE

"This is a dream. Since it is a dream, let me at least savour it a little more''. "If you are done checking me out, can I open my eyes now? Is hard pretending to be asleep when you keep touching me like that, Miss Lee''. Ad-Din said and opened his eyes. Maria Portia Lee graduated at the top of her class in the University at the age of 22 years and landed her first job as a teacher at a prestigious senior high school in their town. On her first day, she found herself falling for a final year student boy. Been a novice at love, coupled with family problems she decides to ignore the feelings that only grew stronger by the day. An unfortunate accident leaves Maria Portia Lee running to another city and her teaching license revoked. After 8 years, Maria didn't expect that the first person she would meet after returning to Cosmos town will be the same boy she used to love and there was just one problem, he wasn't a boy anymore but a man, a man that still made her heart to feel a lot of emotions and the worse part was, he was now her boss. Their roles have been exchanged totally. Ad-Din finally found the woman he had waited for, for 8 years and wasn't about to let anyone get in his way of making her his woman. Will their love story continue from where they left off? Will they be able to find happiness this time around? Purple Romance II Paige Payin is juggling between her school and work as a Queen in part-time working with good star ratings but the time she has left is used to fantasizes about her crush but all that changes when she meets bad boy Jordan Attoh and soon their bickering turns into something more but will their new found feelings stand the test of time when the culprit of all Paige's predicament turns out to be Jordan's own Father's selfishness? This book contains series of different love stories that stand the test of time. PS: Book cover does not belong to me. All credits go to the original owner. Please add this lovely book to your library and support me with power stones. catch me on discord, let's chat: @Purplebride #4135. Hi everyone, I've decided to join this year's 2024 WSA with a new book titled; "I am Sabrina (Cursed By Love). Kindly check it out and thank you.

Our protagonist, Michu, one day received a chance to play the VR Game! A game that has given another view to the fantasy for all earthlings. Countless prodigies had been born ever since and their reach exceeds that of celebrities. Their battles, videos, and live streams were just simply more thrilling and interesting. Knowing that the game has changed the lives of many people, Michu entered the world of freedom intending to change his life as well. His plan? Get the banana farm and sell high-quality bananas as his goal was to become The Monkey God! Bananas from the Monkey God will do wonders in the future! And that was reality as Michu received a spiritual will of the monkey god! *I, Sixth, have published this story solely for webnovel.com I am not responsible for other illegal copies on other sites* #Support authors on webnovel.com by reading their stories here or on the webnovel's app!

This is a story about Shad, a young orphan who was struck by lightning. Instead of dying, he was reborn into another world known as Eidrin. The ambient mana on Eidrin is extremely dense and abundant, allowing mages to reign supreme over the rest of the populace. Follow Shad as he develops the strength to survive in this new world and reaches heights thought to be unattainable for mortals, all in a quest to learn the truth behind his reincarnation and the purple lightning that resides in his soul. Chaos Lighting Emperor

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