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After meeting her demise in an unfortunate accident, Min was excited to learn that she would have a chance to leave her dull life behind and reincarnate as an adventurer in a fantasy world. However, the goddess sent her to her new world exactly as she died, buck naked. Now, the empty-handed adventurer must scramble to find some clothes before she can properly start her quest. Will Min be able to build a new legend from scratch, or will the naked adventurer grow a different, more questionable reputation before she´s able to find some pants?

Here's Daniella Rosecraft, the only daughter of the Rosecraft Family that owns a famous company that specializes in weddings. A self-proclaimed perfectionist, she aims to show to her mother that she can take over the business flawlessly. And yes, everything was going fine. Everything was according to her plan, until... 'trouble' came in the form of the President of the Fancy Pants Club, Erik Romano 'the asshole devil' Fancii. Her beliefs and character were quickly questioned by him thus making the ultimate clash of the history. With these two polar opposites, the question now is, how will they survive without cutting each other's throats? And with guns, drugs and the illusions staged by the Club, there remained a question still... Are their throats the only part that gets the damage or their hearts get a share of it too? Genre: Mafia, Action, Reverse Harem, Romance All Rights Reserved 2020 JMFelic Books

"There is a dragon in my pants." Usually you'd think this was a pervert trying to have his way with women. Unfortunately you're right. Somehow, where his member was supposed to be, is a dragon. A mini Shen Long. And yes it grants wishes. ______________________________ [Warning] 1. Contains scenes of urolagnia, incest, and many other forms degeneracy. 2. Is plot necessary? No...its 99% pure depravity.

Bored, our MC decides to download a random game off the internet and is accidentally transported to a new world with a system! The only catch is that he's absolutely naked and in the middle of nowhere... MC: ... System: ... MC: WHERE ARE MY OP CHEATS?! System: ... Sorry, why don't you get some pants first? You should be ashamed of your size, hur hur. This novel is just written for fun and will always be free.

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Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.

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Follow Tobi, a regular fella who finds himself plumb in another world faster than you can say 'yeehaw!' Stranded and bewildered, he crosses paths with the mysterious Naiara, whose peculiar ways soon become familiar companionship. But that ain't all, partner! Alongside Naiara, Tobi befriends Ponce, a critter with more bark than bite and a heart as big as the prairie sky. But hold onto your hat, 'cause there's more to this tale than meets the eye! Tobi uncovers the hidden truths of this new world, where discrimination between different species runs deeper than a canyon and secrets lurk in every shadow. And just when Tobi thinks he's seen it all, an even darker secret, revered by some and feared by many, awaits him. Can Tobi and his newfound friends navigate the treacherous paths of this world and uncover its mysteries before it's too late? Saddle up, 'cause this ain't your ordinary ride!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://www.royalroad.com/profile/526903/fictions https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1176537/revere--eternity-here/

Time was Eternal. No man nor woman could ever fight time. Be it king or peasant, noble or soldier none had ever come close to defeating time. None except one Person. The Queen of Valaria was a woman that had lived for billions of years. Immortality was all that she had once desired, and she had been granted it for some time. Family, friends and even enemies. She missed them all and seeing as loneliness ate away at her every day, she had a new desire, one that she could never get rid of. To have a child. Begging the Time Lord's for her wish they accepted it as long as she gave away her immortality in exchange. The woman that had nearly defeated time had now been mortal. However, as darkness existed so did light. On the eve of a red moon, a child was born. A boy, one that seemed to be the very incarnation of the red moon. Red eyes, red hair and red skin. One would say that he was a devil not a human; the human mortal Queen Valaria had brought a son to the world. This boy would go on to become the most dangerous person ever to be born, catastrophes, misery, death, blood and war seemed to engulf the world the night that he was born. Maze they called him, not for long, however, as in time they would all call him the man that had everything, the man that had power, enough to destroy the world; The Red Sorcerer. ------------------------------ Author: The story may go a bit slow as I wish to take my time fully fleshing out the characters and the world background. Release schedule: Unknown. As I am still in school and year 11, time will be hard on me as I will have to study regularly, so please bear with me. Word count: 1000 words at the very least. Average would be 1200-1300 words. (The only exception to this is the prologue) Your ideas and feedback would also be constructive and welcoming at all times. Hope you enjoy the story.

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