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Impianku sebentar lagi jadi kenyataan! Tidak lama lagi aku akan tiba di Itali dan tampil di Milan Fashion Show! Foto-fotoku akan dimuat di semua majalah fashion di seluruh dunia! Akhirnya, semua pengorbanan dan kerja kerasku nggak bakal sia-sia! Tapi kenapa impianku justru jadi mimpi buruk!? Ayah tiba-tiba mengajakku untuk bertemu seorang CEO muda yang sombong bukan main. Katanya, untuk kelancaran usaha keluargaku, aku mulai sekarang jadi calon istri CEO itu! Aku tidak mau menikahinya! Kenal saja tidak, apalagi sampai cinta, tapi sekarang aku harus mengorbankan impianku demi jadi ibu rumah tangga!? Bagaimana dengan impianku? Apa usaha dan pengorbananku sia-sia? Apa maunya CEO paling sombong sedunia ini? Apa dia pikir uang bisa membeli cintaku? ****************************************** Halo pembaca baik hati, terimakasih sudah membaca Istri Supermodel (For Sale!) Untuk tetap update Istri Supermodel dan cerita-ceritaku yang lain, bisa follow facebook dan instagramku ya! FB: https://www.facebook.com/jane.wick.961556 IG: @renatawordsmith Terimakasih pembaca baik hati, Happy reading ^^

My dream will come true! Soon I will be arriving in Italy and appearing at the Milan Fashion Show! My photos will be published in all fashion magazines around the world! In the end, all my sacrifices and hard work will not be in vain! But why my dream become a nightmare!? Daddy suddenly invited me to meet a young CEO who was really arrogant. He said, for the sake of my family's business, I will become his future wife of the young CEO! I don't want to marry him! I don't even know, and don’t love him, but now I have to sacrifice my dream to become his housewife!? What about my dream? Are my efforts and sacrifices in vain? What does the world's most arrogant CEO want? Does he think money can buy love?

Hace tres años, Zhou Yang fue engañado por la familia de su ex esposa, perdiendo una fortuna de mil millones de dólares y pasando tres años en prisión, durante los cuales sus padres en casa sufrieron humillación y soportaron torturas interminables. Durante su encarcelamiento, se dedicó a cultivar sus habilidades, dominando el arte de la curación y alcanzando un estatus divino en las artes marciales. Tres años después, el rey regresó, ¡determinado a devolver la bondad y tomar venganza!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Lorsque Meryl Armand est tombée amoureuse de son séduisant et autoritaire demi-frère, Andre Dario, elle lui a tout donné. Son corps, son cœur et sa première fois étaient tous siens. Mais se retrouvant enceinte et découvrant ses fiançailles avec une autre, elle s'est enfuie. Meryl a disparu dans la nuit, emportant le secret de leur enfant et les morceaux de sa confiance brisée. Sept ans plus tard, elle est une mère célibataire qui nettoie des chambres d'hôtel, désespérée de protéger son passé—et leur fils—de l'Alpha possessif qui l'a ruinée. Puis une nuit, il est là. Plus puissant, plus autoritaire et plus sombre qu'elle ne l'avait jamais imaginé. Et il a décidé qu'elle lui appartenait à nouveau. Ce n'est pas une négociation. André exige un contrôle total. Sa vie. Son corps. Leur fils. Et cette fois, il ne demande pas la permission. Elle lui a échappé une fois. Mais maintenant il connaît la vérité, et un pouvoir caché s'éveille dans son propre sang. Il détruira quiconque se mettra en travers de son chemin, mais la femme qu'il est venu réclamer n'est plus la jeune fille qui s'est enfuie.

A girl named Mia comits a very heavy sin when she's still a human. In able to repay her sins, Lord Jethro have her sent back to the mortal world. And is given a task to keep away the people who's in danger. To save the people in need. She has given a power for her to use in saving people. And that power is to read the people's mind, erasing people's memory and most especially, she can see signs that leads to the people who needs her help. She can keep them, rid them away from the calling of death. But what if a spirit like her, fell? Will she bear it? Will she be a slave for an unrequited love? A love that can't she ever had. Rules is rules to be followed. Spirits can't fell in love to it's fellow. Will she get rid of it? Like how she saves people from death? Can she escape and save herself from the dangerous feeling called... Love?

Author: Hanleigh Bradley loves books more than nearly anything in the world; whether its reading them or writing them, Hanleigh just can't get enough. She's read more books than she can count and owns more books than some libraries. Synopsis: It’s hard to fall in love when all people see is money. Eden Clancy might be an heiress, she might have all the money she would ever need but it comes at a cost. When people look at her, they don’t actually see her, unable to look beyond the designer handbags and the luxurious car she drives. Sitting in a restaurant she hates, eating food she can’t stand to please a guy that left her with the bill and a broken heart, Eden decides something has got to change. When her grandma suggests going to work at the family business, Clancy’s Comforts, Eden groans. The last thing she wants is to deal with more people only interested in her because of her last name and wealth. But Grandma’s got it all planned out; a fake identity, giving up her car, handbags and credit cards, and a new job as an assistant. It’s completely balmy but Eden finds herself agreeing to her Grandma’s terms. The only problem... Noah Grisham, Eden’s new boss. He might have the prettiest face Eden has ever seen but his temper definitely doesn’t match. He’s moody, downright rude, and quite frankly offensive. For the first time in her life, someone is seeing beyond her money, but he still manages to completely misunderstand her.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!