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Journal of Physics and Math for the Aspiring Magician

Journal of Physics and Math for the Aspiring Magician

A book that will guide you into the mysteries of mathematics and physics, teaching from beginner to complex formulas, following the point of view of an aspiring mage from the National Academy of Magic. The author will try to unearth your desire for learning physics, math, and more, while entertaining you with an interesting and compelling story, packed with action and romance. You will follow the ups and downs of the life of a mage who fails, learns, loves and discovers. The purpose of this book is to create a compendium of math and physics, to help spread the incredible knowledge under an entertaining approach. I hope you find embarking on this journey both pleasurable and useful. ... August 25th, 3018 New Common Era. "You have previously been told that the way of creating mana particles is by assimilating with the universe... Your thoughts and wills interact with what has been commonly called dark energy, and the result is the creation of VM particles." I nodded. "Well, that's not exactly right." That sentence alarmed the entire class. Mages improved by understanding more of the world, and therefore they have to follow the scientific method and basic rationality, liking it or not. Believing in a false theory should not actually yield any significant results as far as magic goes... It's impossible to believe we had been seeing things wrongly this entire time. And worse, it could disrupt the foundations of magic that we had built over time. The professor patiently waited for the class to calm down before resuming. "That is indeed how you create mana particles, there's nothing wrong about that. However, VM particles are NOT the only type of particle that can be produced from dark energy interactions." ""Wha-!?"" "How is that even-?" A ruckus exploded once again. I could feel my naturally producing virtual particles flickering in and out of existence, as I lost control of their production. I reckon my reaction should have been one of the strongest in the class, given my degree of faith in that particular professor. The majority would only believe a disruptive theory when they saw it with their own eyes, as a protective measure against falsehoods and... side effects like mine. I temporarily stopped my unstable radiation of mana and focused on the issue at hand. The woman continued: "There are, in fact, different ways of reaching the same place. In this case, different thoughts and wills that can interact with dark energy. The ancients called it the different Daos." Some quick assumptions revealed the logic in her words. Things were starting to get acceptable, magic-wise. "That also means... that there are other ways of creating worldly interactions that would otherwise look like magic, but that aren't actually magic. At least not how we know it." Wait a second... "...And yet, the general populace call it magic none the wise." My VM particles started to quickly flicker and shimmer. "In fact, the history books call it magic, too. However, there have been many of names for this sort of... miracle. Among them..." I broke out in cold sweat. "Divine Intervention, Power of Faith, Sword Intent, Bloodlust, Killing Intent, Fear of Death..." A tense atmosphere pervailed the room. "...Those are all proven states of will that can interact with dark energy. And each and every one of their interactions differ from one another, even if just slightly." I felt my connection to magic being cut off in that moment. "You have all committed a grave mistake. To assume that our 'Path' was the only one that led to knowledge and power is to discard the very first lesson I gave you." I gulped dry. I couldn't help but feel very vulnerable at that moment, especially because her words were correct in their entirety. "In this class, I will teach you about the other paths to power. And teach you how to defend yourselves against them, so this sort of thing does not happen twice. Follow me to the practice field!"
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Tell me a funny math story.
There was a teacher who asked a student, 'If you have three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?' The student replied, 'Three, because I took them away but they are still mine!' This shows how sometimes our thinking in math can be different from the practical and funny interpretations in daily life.
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2024-12-01 22:06
What are the elements that make a math story funny?
Surprise can make a math story funny. For example, when a math problem has an unexpected solution. Like a very complex integral that turns out to have a really simple answer.
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2024-11-10 06:21
Funny story about math textbook characters
There was a character in my math textbook who was a little wizard. He was supposed to solve complex equations but always ended up using his magic wand to make the numbers dance around. For example, when faced with a quadratic equation, instead of using the formula, he made the coefficients turn into little animals and tried to make them arrange in the right order for the solution. It was a very funny way to show how not to do math properly.
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2024-12-01 22:42
How funny are math comics?
Math comics can be really funny! They often use humor to make complex math concepts more accessible and enjoyable.
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2025-05-31 05:01
What can be a funny math story about addition?
Well, there were two friends. One said he had 5 candies and the other said he had 3. They added them together thinking they would have 8. But when they put all their candies together, they found out one of them had some broken candies and they actually had only 7 whole candies. It was a funny mistake in their addition.
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2024-12-02 01:03
What is the connection between a funny math cartoon and a dog in the context of math?
Well, maybe the dog is used to make math concepts more fun and engaging in the cartoon. It could be part of a creative way to teach or present math ideas.
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2025-06-20 17:02
What makes a math cartoon funny?
For a math cartoon to be funny, it could have funny characters with exaggerated expressions when dealing with math problems. Also, using puns or wordplay related to math can add to the humor.
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2025-04-02 17:50
What makes math comics funny?
Math comics get funny when they play with numbers and formulas in a creative and light-hearted way. They might have funny dialogues or show how math can be used in funny real-life scenarios.
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2025-04-08 21:25
How funny are math-related comics?
Math-related comics can vary in terms of funniness. Some focus on simple puns and light-hearted humor, while others offer more complex and intellectual jokes that might make you laugh out loud if you have a good understanding of math.
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2025-06-01 13:36
What makes math cartoons funny?
The combination of simple and humorous graphics with easy-to-understand math concepts makes them funny.
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2025-06-23 10:54
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