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funny christian jokes and short stories

funny christian jokes and short stories

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When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
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Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Short stories to accompany you.. STORY-1: Falling For The Antagonist, Mr. Choi! Seeing her father getting killed right in front of her eyes, Na Ae Ra swears that she will avenge her father. 12 years later, she finds the person who killed her father, was none other than her first love, Choi Yu Shik. What will Na Ae Ra do? Will she avenge her father or not do anything? STORY-2: Love Me Harder Song Yu Qi, a high school graduate gets married to a man whom she barely knows. Without knowing much about him, she soon falls in love with him. Since then, a cute give and take relationship starts in between the two. STORY-3: The Promise Baek Ji Ah and Kang Minhyuk were living happily married for a year until, Baek Ji Ah's long-lost childhood friend, Lee In Joon appears and their married life crumbles. Will Ji Ah be able to amend her broken heart by finding love in her childhood friend's embrace or get back with her husband? STORY-4: An Unexpected Proposal Han Sora always had a crush on Lee Yi Kyung since high school and she even encourages herself to propose him on the graduation day but instead gets proposed by Yi Kyung's elder brother, Lee Junsu... Will Sora's heart melt with Junsu's flowing love? Or Does Junsu's heart gets broken into pieces? STORY-5: Love Amidst Investigation Park Ji Hyun is a detective who has been framed for killing her own brother. While running away from being caught, she meets a handsome young man, Han Seo Jun, who helps her all the time. She falls in love with him and investigates the murder of her brother. STORY-6: I Travelled Into A Comic and Made The CEO Fall For Me Son Mina is a young university students who gets body shamed for being fat and ugly. One day while reading her favorite comic, she travels into that comic world. Her soul gets swapped with the comic's female lead's body. And with that she makes the CEO fall for her.... STORY-7: I Hate You, I Love You Park Ji Sang always loved Kim Yeon-Ah but never expressed his feelings towards her and they remain friends. Due to a certain incident, Yeon-Ah slaps him and starts to hate him. Five years later, they meet again and this time Ji Sang tries his best to express his feelings towards her. STORY-8: Forbidden Relationship Despite of being married, Choi Ah-Yeong cheats behind her husband’s back. Not because he is a bad person but because she again has feelings for her ex who returned back. Will Ah-Yeong leave her husband, Jung Sang Hoon for her ex, Kang Dae Hyun? STORY-9: Feelings Rekindled Byeon Da-Jung and Yang Woo-Jin were married to one another but they divorced soon after four years. Four years later, they meet again due to some circumstances and realize the mistakes they did and that they still have feelings for one another. Will they get back with one another or go separate ways? NOTE: This book is still under progress so, I apologize to make you all wait! Thank you for your love and support! Stay safe and take care y'all!!!
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Can you share some short funny Christian jokes and stories?
Joke: A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy was very small and the doorbell was too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moved closer to the boy's position. He walked across the street, mounted the porch steps and pressed the bell for the boy. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiled benevolently and asked, 'And now what, my little man?' The boy replied, 'Now we run!' Story: There was a very religious old lady who was known for her strict observance of the Sabbath. One Sabbath, she had to go to the market to buy some food for her sick neighbor. She felt very guilty but knew it was the right thing to do. As she walked through the market, she kept her head down. When she got home, she realized that God had blessed her efforts as she found an extra coin in her purse that she hadn't noticed before.
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2024-12-09 04:18
Can you share some Funny Christian Jokes Short Stories?
Here's one. A priest was driving and got pulled over for speeding. The police officer asked, 'Father, were you in a rush?' The priest said, 'Sorry, son. I was daydreaming about my sermon.' The officer just laughed and let him go with a warning.
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2024-12-14 07:30
Can you share some Funny Christian Jokes and Short Stories?
Here is a short story. A priest was walking by a construction site and saw a man working hard. The priest said, 'My son, you should take a break and remember God is watching over you.' The man replied, 'I'm the foreman. I don't need God to watch over me, I'm in charge here.' Later, a brick fell and almost hit the man. He quickly said, 'Father, I think I need God to watch over me after all!'
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2024-12-13 07:31
What are some Funny Christian Jokes and Short Stories about kindness?
Short story: In a small town, a Christian family took in a stray dog. They fed it, bathed it and gave it a warm place to sleep. One day, the dog led them to a lost child in the woods. The family was so glad they had shown kindness to the dog. It shows how kindness in the Christian spirit can have unexpected good results. Kindness towards animals can also be a form of following Christian teachings.
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2024-12-13 21:13
Tell me more Funny Christian Jokes Short Stories please.
A young girl was praying and said, 'Dear God, if You can't make me a better girl, don't worry about it. I'm having a great time like this!' It's a humorous take on a child's prayer. She's so honest and carefree in her communication with God.
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2024-12-14 12:52
What are some short and funny Christian anecdotes or jokes?
Joke: The pastor told the congregation that their church was so poor it had to send their bell to the foundry. So they were having a 'no bell' service. A little boy asked, 'Does that mean it's a 'devil - may - care' service?' Story: A young girl was praying very hard for a new bike. She prayed every night for weeks. Finally, her mother told her that God doesn't just give you things like that. You have to work for them. The girl thought for a moment and said, 'Well, I'll just keep praying then because I don't know how to make a bike.'
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2024-12-09 18:48
Christian Jokes Funny Stories: Can you tell me some funny stories related to Christian traditions?
Another one is about a family during Lent. The parents decided to give up sweets, but their little daughter found a stash of chocolate. When they caught her, she said, 'But Jesus would want me to be happy, and chocolate makes me happy!' It's a cute and funny take on how children might misunderstand religious practices. In reality, Lent is about self - discipline and spiritual growth, but the child's innocent reasoning makes for a humorous story. Well, of course, the parents had to gently explain the real meaning to her.
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2024-11-29 08:11
Short funny stories recommend funny jokes
Here are a few recommended funny short stories and jokes: 1. " The Pugilistic World is Full of Wonders ": This novel tells the story of a movie king who transmigrated to another world. It's full of light-hearted and funny plots. 2. " Laughable Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel centered on a greedy and unscrupulous female protagonist, telling a funny story between her and three princes in ancient times. 3. " The Queen Arrives, The Demon King's Daughter Begs ": No matter where she goes, she will fight the slut, abuse the pretentious, and tear the white lotus. She is the mistress of her own story! 4. " Explosive Pet Venomous Tongue Concubine: Prince Begging to Let Go ": The entire novel was full of humor and jokes, telling a funny love story that was loved but not abused. 5. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. I hope the funny short stories and funny jokes recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.
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2025-01-02 19:29
Can you share some funny christian jokes and stories?
Here's a joke. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord watch between me and thee while we are absent one from another.' The old lady replied, 'Well, don't drive too fast. He can't see both of us at the same time!'.
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2024-10-27 17:19
Share some funny Christian Christmas jokes and heartwarming stories.
Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.
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2024-10-25 10:03
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