best funny internet stories

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Ava Sterling, the top supermodel, possesses beauty, wealth, and figure, a true goddess. People who have a crush on her, those who fall in love with her at first sight, could circle the globe! One day, a paparazzi revealed sensational news that supermodel Ava Sterling had a sweet date with Young Master Kingsley, a prominent figure in Miraport, causing an online frenzy! However, just one day later, a self-proclaimed civil affairs bureau employee leaked Ava Sterling's marriage certificate with a man, and upon seeing the man's name, everyone was stunned! It turned out that the man Ava Sterling married was not the gentle and jade-like Young Master Kingsley, but Aurelia's number one figure, Poe Vaughn! Everyone was paralyzed! Women lament, men jump into rivers, refusing to live! "Poe Vaughn! Didn't we agree on a hidden marriage? How could it be exposed!" Ava Sterling barged into the person's conference room, shouting angrily. Facing the stunned gazes in the conference room, the noble and indifferent man lightly said, "Meeting adjourned." In an instant, all the senior executives scattered like birds and beasts. Ava Sterling, no longer able to suppress her emotions, rushed to the man's side, slamming her hands on the conference table, bending forward with clenched teeth, "Poe Vaughn, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation!" The man looked into her beautiful eyes burning with anger, his gaze deep as an abyss, "Mrs. Vaughn, shouldn't you give your husband a reasonable explanation for having a sweet date with Young Master Kingsley?"

Chen Yu unexpectedly obtained a heavenly book, gaining the ability to peek into the secrets of the universe. As long as he helped others change their fate, he could gain the cultivation to become an immortal. For this reason, Chen Yu started to live stream psychological counseling. In the live room, the viewers were all shocked. "Is this what psychological counseling is like nowadays? Can they even know the past and future?" "This isn't a psychologist. This is a master!" "Dr. Chen, please accept me as your disciple." As the live stream became popular, some people who didn't believe in it or just wanted to ride the trend joined in and contacted Chen Yu. As a result, they ended up in jail and even exposing long-standing difficult cases. Being such a talented person, Chen Yu naturally caught the attention of higher-ups. "I don't know the location of the murderer, but I can try to use criminal psychology to help analyze it." "Number 5 Ping'an Street in the old city, the first room on the left." "In another half an hour, he will wake up and commit another crime."

Bagaimana rasanya jika kamu tiba-tiba mendapatkan sebuah sistem untuk membuka sebuah warnet game dengan teknologi VR? Game yang bisa dimainkan hanya ada satu, berupa game lama yang dibuat ulang dalam versi VR yang benar-benar terlihat begitu nyata. Fang Qi terbangun dan tiba-tiba mendengar sebuah suara di kepalanya. Suara itu menyebut dirinya dengan Sistem Hitam dan memberi Fang Qi sebuah misi untuk membuka warnet di dunia para kultivator. Apakah Fang Qi bisa menyelesaikan misi pertama yang diberikan padanya? Akankah jalan Fang Qi dalam menyelesaikan misi tersebut dapat berjalan dengan lancar? Ataukah justru sebaliknya? Kehidupan Fang Qi mulai berubah ketika ia mendapatkan misi dari Sistem Hitam dan mulai memainkan game bernama Resident Evil.

Chen Yu obtuvo inesperadamente un libro celestial, ganando la habilidad de vislumbrar los secretos del universo. Siempre que ayudara a otros a cambiar su destino, podría obtener el cultivo para convertirse en un inmortal. Por esta razón, Chen Yu comenzó a transmitir en vivo consultas psicológicas. En la sala en vivo, los espectadores quedaron impactados. "¿Es así como son las consultas psicológicas hoy en día? ¿Incluso pueden conocer el pasado y el futuro?" "Este no es un psicólogo. ¡Es un maestro!" "Dr. Chen, por favor acépteme como su discípulo". A medida que la transmisión se hacía popular, algunas personas que no creían en ello o solo querían seguir la tendencia se unieron y contactaron a Chen Yu. Como resultado, terminaron en la cárcel e incluso exponiendo casos difíciles de larga data. Siendo una persona tan talentosa, Chen Yu naturalmente llamó la atención de los altos mandos. "No conozco la ubicación del asesino, pero puedo intentar usar la psicología criminal para ayudar a analizarlo". "Número 5 de la calle Ping'an en la ciudad vieja, la primera habitación a la izquierda". "En otra media hora, despertará y cometerá otro crimen".

Chen Yu inesperadamente obteve um livro celestial, ganhando a habilidade de espiar os segredos do universo. Contanto que ele ajudasse outros a mudar seu destino, ele poderia ganhar o cultivo para se tornar um imortal. Por este motivo, Chen Yu começou a transmitir aconselhamento psicológico ao vivo. Na sala de transmissão, os espectadores ficaram todos chocados. "É assim que o aconselhamento psicológico é hoje em dia? Eles podem até mesmo conhecer o passado e o futuro?" "Este não é um psicólogo. Este é um mestre!" "Dr. Chen, por favor me aceite como seu discípulo." Conforme a transmissão ao vivo se tornava popular, algumas pessoas que não acreditavam nela ou apenas queriam seguir a tendência se juntaram e contataram Chen Yu. Como resultado, elas acabaram na prisão e até expondo casos difíceis de longa data. Sendo uma pessoa tão talentosa, Chen Yu naturalmente chamou a atenção das autoridades. "Eu não sei a localização do assassino, mas posso tentar usar a psicologia criminal para ajudar a analisá-lo." "Número 5 da Rua Ping'an na cidade velha, o primeiro quarto à esquerda." "Em mais meia hora, ele acordará e cometerá outro crime."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

There were three rules to working for CEO Karsten Chevalier. First, bring his coffee brimming hot and black like a starless night. Second, park your attitude outside his office door—his broody demeanour has the room covered. Third, never say ‘No’ to whatever he demands. Not even when he asks you to become his fake girlfriend? (Synopsis) Arata's fiance dumped her through a text on the day of their engagement party. The reason? She is too curvy for his taste! He only entertained her because of her prestigious family name. "Do you think men want a fatso like you? You're nothing without your family's name!" A heartbroken Arata sets out on a journey to discover herself without revealing she is the daughter of a billionaire. She moves to another city, away from her beloved family. ‘How dare he insult me? I love my curves and I will show him.’ Arata is not a damsel; her parents have raised her strong, and now it is time to become independent. Her heart is ablaze with newfound goals. One: to see how people will treat her if she acts like an ordinary girl and hides her identity. Two: to bag a bigger fish than her stinking—joke of an ex-fiancé. She will prove that a man will genuinely love her irrespective of her curves and surname! Arata's new life begins as the secretary of Karsten Chevalier, the CEO of a multinational clothing brand who is renowned for his dashing personality and enigmatic persona. Not much is publicly known about this man. Doused in mystery, the man has his own goals and hidden agenda which will topple Arata's world. Unfortunately, Karsten's handsome face becomes a punching bag in Arata's mind because of his ruthlessly demanding personality and ego larger than Mount Everest. Arata eases her frustrations by going to meet Twisted Rider, the currently popular yet mysterious, masked internet sensation. Both tangle under the sheets and he becomes her safe space as she complains and opens up about her boss. "Will you act as my girlfriend?” Karsten's proposal to become a fake girlfriend for his family events surprised Arata! How will Arata juggle the piling demands of her boss, her own heartbreak and the seduction traps of the masked man she loves to watch in her spare time? Will sparks fly between Arata and her colder-than-Arctic ice boss? Or, will she continue to complain to the masked man that her boss probably has a small PP? This is my entry for WSA 2025, please support it with your power stones. The book is a sequel to my previous novel “The CEO of My Dreams Returned To Me.” But it can read as standalone. A special thanks to Author Hansora for the overwhelming support and encouraging me to publish this book and helping me with the book cover. Want to chat or have any questions regarding the book? Find me on Instagram, Facebook and Discord with the same name.