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Having been given a second chance at life, Xu Nianhua trusted no one but herself and swore to live for herself alone. But what did it mean when the good-looking guy with the limp always followed her around? A certain handsome guy, "It means nothing, it's said that happiness lasts long when you follow the one you love!" Tangtang's completed novel: "Rebirth in the '80s: Sweet Wife Enticing" is finished—quality assured! New book preview: After her rebirth, Cheng Yuan suspects her dad had a heart transplant. Her once cold and distant father suddenly dotes on her and becomes a money-making wizard. What's even more bizarre is that she has the same dream every day. In the dream, there's an outrageously handsome guy who just loves to sleep, and she always finds various ways to wake him up. The outrageously handsome guy, "If I ever catch the woman who doesn't let him sleep, I'll definitely teach her a harsh lesson!" Until one day, he met her. Reborn at the end of the '70s, she composes a brand new life. [PS: This book is an alternate history, fully fictional.]

Trên thế giới, chỉ có tôi đơn độc trong pháp luật, và mọi người được xem là thần thánh. Câu chuyện này nói về một người tuyệt vời được tái sinh ở Tokyo, Nhật Bản. “Để sống sót, tôi chỉ có thể thâu tóm cả Tokyo!“ “Tôi có một tư duy tốt, một hành động quyết đoán và làm bất cứ điều gì để có thể đạt được mục tiêu của mình.” Một quyển sách hắc ám với đích đến là trở thành tiểu thuyết, không phải là yên định an yên. Nó còn có tên gọi khác là "Con ma ở quốc đảo"; "Tôi chưa thấy Naruto bao giờ, nhưng không sao nó không thành vấn đề”. Nhưng liệu "Cuốn sách này có liên quan đến Naruto không?" Các bạn cùng tôi tìm hiểu xem nhé !

The MC transmigrates into Narutoverse in the body of a civilian orphan. Luckily for him, the transmigration results in chakra being unlocked. Follow the story of the MC as he grows in power and stabilizes himself into the world of ninjas and trains to be the strongest.  Warning :  1. The MC won't be op for a long time. All his power would be gained via hard work and training over years (so if u want an op mc right from the word go, this one ain't for you) 2. No harem (probably no romance either) 3. There will be a lot of killing (maybe gore too, not sure if I can do gore right though) 4. The story will start slow. Quite a few of initial chapters will be around training, orphanage and academy life, instead of directly becoming a Genin. 5. MC is a careful person, he won't put his life at risk unless there is no other choice. 6. I haven't read (nor will be reading) Baruto. So Baruto plotline won't be considered much in here. What to expect : 1. Smart and consistent MC  2. Lots of training 3. MC manipulating the plot to his advantage 4. A lot of original arcs.  5. Plot will mostly stay the same (at least till Shippuden), but I won't repeat any scenes/dialogues that took place in the manga (as I'm assuming you've already read it). Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover isn't mine and belongs to R. J PS : It's my first fanfic, I'm hoping it turns out good. All reviews and constructive criticisms are welcome. Grammar and English should be fine, but I'm not sure how good the dialogues and scenarios will be. Hopefully I'll improve as this fanfic progresses forward.

The MC transmigrates to the Narutoverse in the body of an orphan boy from the Senju clan, as a normal person from modern Earth he has little to no fighting experience, but luckily time is something he has a lot as Naruto is just 6 months old so, he can slowly build his strength to live a "Peace-full" life ##### Gain early access and support my work on Patreon, Join the journey and unlock exclusive content together.- https://www.pat-reon.com/FirstHokage) Without '-' after pat (^~^) ##### /***** I have posted images of the main character in the review section and comments on first 3 chapters you guys can see them there:D ******/ Warning: 1. This is not a story where MC will get powers overnight and become overpowered in Narutoverse, he will slowly build his strength, not too slow but not too fast 2. There will be a lot of killing and when I say killing I mean brutal one too 3. this novel will also have an academic arc too 4. BARUTO is a big no for me as I am a die-hard fan of Naruto so the plot of Baruto is not in this novel 5. our MC is smart and not some hot-headed fool so, don't expect him to put his life in danger all the time(and yes he is super handsome and you can see in the cover photo) Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover is generated using AI after many tries :P Same novel with less grammatical errors- https://www.webnovel.com/book/naruto-chronicles-of-a-fire-ninja_30154652408482805

if you would like to donate it's only a dollar find link https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/DarkSouls196/1 in my profile and thanks a lot and this is non prof You have the strongest sword in the world, and the unparalleled power is at your fingertips! Just ask, besides your own heart, what else is qualified to be your enemy in this world? Born at the end of the Second Ninja War, Uchiha is a powerful man to fight the world!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Reborn as a sickly orphan in the ninja world, the main character, a modern doctor and scientist, used modern medical technology and his sharp intellect to cure himself. This is a refreshing change from overpowered reincarnation stories, featuring a character without overpowered bloodlines from day one or shadow clones spamming. Instead of having overpowered abilities, the main character starts from humble beginnings and uses knowledge to innovate ninja techniques and improve his own abilities while introducing modern technologies to the ninja world. He is both a ninja and a genius builder. He builds an empire of innovation and change while also preparing for the hidden dangers of the ninja world.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

After getting revenge for his murdered sister, he was gifted with a proper deep fry courtesy of the electric chair. Once he was cooked to a well-done crisp, he expected to wake up to fire, brimstone, screaming souls, torture demons with forked tongues, and the same three Nickelback songs on loop. Instead, he woke up somewhere far less expected. Want to know where? Read the novel. Or, you know... just look at the title. I really didn’t plan this part through, did I?