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[A big shot in food circles/a man with a multiple personality disorder] To solve the family crisis, Li Weiyin had no choice but to marry Xu Yimo, the young master of the Xu family, whose IQ equals that of an eight-year-old child. On the first day after they got married, her cute husband was clingy to her and said, "Weiyin, I'll be a very good boy. You must love me very much." On the second day, however, her husband became aloof and didn't care about her, saying, "Relax. I'm not interested in that blockhead's wife." On the third day, her husband became a gentleman wary of her and asked, "Who are you? Why are you in my room?" On the fourth day, her husband acted frivolously and made eyes at her, saying, "Tell me, which of the three of them married you?" Li Weiyin finally realized that her husband was more a man with a multiple personality disorder than a blockhead.

Princess Chengping, a spoiled seductress who was infamous for her bossiness and imperiousness, fell into a coma during an accident. Ten years later when she woke up, she found the world was the same no more. Her father, the former emperor who pampered her unconditionally, just passed away. The one who acceded the throne thereafter was her sworn enemy Noble Consort Xiao’s son. Though Xiao used to be at her mercy, she’s now become the Empress Dowager who possessed the real power. And the handsome principal graduate she once abducted as a kept man has also become a high-ranking, powerful official. A love story between an evil-natured princess and a priggish, scheming scholar.

Experience the job as a driver and gain the reward of a Pagani. Experience the job as a university teacher and gain the reward of ten buildings. Experience the job as a landlord and gain 160 million dollars. Experience… This story is also called Why Are the People Who Like Me So Nice, Urban Beauties, and I Am Tired of Being Rich.

One is an immortal who’s been yearning for death; the other is a destined short-lived jinx who’s been yearning for survival. When these two totally contrast people meet each other, what will be the fate awaits them? Will they become each other’s saviors or disasters? Keep up with Li Chen and enjoy the story about the thousand-year beautiful youth and the scheming jinx.

A nuclear explosion resulted in the awakening of the mutants, unfolding the exciting story of fighting for peaceful coexistence!

In this world where Hunters with various magical powers battle monsters from invading the defenceless humanity, Sung Jin-Woo was the weakest of all the Hunters, barely able to make a living. However, a mysterious System grants him the power of the ‘Player’, setting him on a course for an incredible and often times perilous Journey. Follow Sung Jin-Woo as he embarks on an adventure to become an unparalleled existence through his “Level-Up” system - the only one in the entire world! ------ THIS IS AN OFFICIAL LICENSED TRANSLATION FROM D&C MEDIA Copyright Owner's Information: © DUBU (REDICE STUDIO), Chugong, h-goon 2018  / D&C MEDIA

The useless boy Li Xiang was dropped into a dark school which helped them break addiction to internet because he was addicted to online games. Living like he was dying, he recognized the premature and black-hearted student Meng Jin. In order to escape, they overcame all the difficulties in the way with their intelligence and braveness…

Will ribs taken out from humans' bodies really turn into Eves? This is obviously ridiculous!But what's going on with this... little girl...in sight? Where is she from？Anyway...I'm not obesessed with little girls!

Akankah tulang rusuk yang dikeluarkan dari tubuh pria benar-benar berubah menjadi wanita? Ini jelas konyol! Tapi apa yang terjadi dengan ini ... gadis kecil ... yang terlihat? Darimana dia berasal? omong-omong ... Aku tidak terobsesi dengan gadis kecil!

The mention of the name “Fu Zhaoshui” would always cause Fei Yuan a headache. Their complicated history made Fei Yuan want to stay away from him as far as he can... No matter how many times he tried, Fu Zhaoshui’s answer would always be “You can try to run away from me as you wish, but I’ll always catch you!” After hardship and rivalry, life and death, they met each other again. How will their love story unfold this time?