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Ji Bai feels as though his life has become tumultuous ever since he was forced into a contract by the system and began working on missions through various worlds. Not only does he run into the company's CEO in every single world, he's also tricked into getting registered at the civil office with the CEO without him knowing. What's worse is the CEO accuses him of being the noob that dragging the team down?! What did he do to deserve such terrible treatment?! He should punish the CEO by making him kneel on durians!

Lu Mingfei never expected to live an extraordinary life. He was content with his average achievements and took pride in his skill in Starcraft. However, all that is upended when he suddenly receives a scholarship to study in Chicago at a place called Cassell College. It all seems too good to be true, this can only be a scam! Little does he know, that when he does eventually accept the offer, it is but the beginning of the rest of his life, and the college's obscurity will be the least of his concerns once they start telling him about the dragons...

Cai Cai, a cute white-collar worker from the city has been deployed by her company to the countryside to farm! Her handsome senior at work ignores her and she finds herself in many comical situations because her lack of knowledge, befriending many of the quirky villagers in the process!

The advent of demons and other foul beings during the twilight of the last age ushered in an era of carnage and destruction that ravaged the lands everywhere. Wuxin was expelled from Mount Longhu where his long wandering journey began. Despite knowing that he should keep to the code of not giving help without receiving proper compensation in return, Wuxin often himself compelled to jump into people's aid out of his own kindness. Follow Wuxin's adventures as he explores the perilous depths of Dragonroost Vale, defeating all odds to help others and vanquishing evil from the lands!

My girlfriend just dropped a bombshell on me: She has a twin sister that I never heard of… I’ve been kept in the dark all this time!

That day, something horrible happened at home... The big brother took his adopted little sister and ran away. They have lived under the name of “children of a murderer” ever since. During the days they spent together, they grew different concerns, and unspeakable feelings towards each other...

The lord Xiao Baiyan fed on people once in a month because of his weird disease. Outgoing maid Su Li was bought to cure the lord's disease for her blood was special. How was she going to deal with that? Inside the most horrifying mansion in the capital, Su Li led a warm and hilarious life with the lord.

Xia Zhi, a she-devil everyone feared in the apocalypse in her previous life, is connected to a time-travel system as a full-time empress. She comes to different alien worlds, fights vicious women and love rats to become the empresses, and flirts with men! She aims at stopping Helens of Troy from destroying the countries to clear the sins she committed in her previous life and to come back to life!

A struggling programmer has reincarnated as Zhou Xuanji, the prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty. He thinks he will have an easy life this time but doesn't expect to get involved in the palace disputes and get forced into fleeing.  What surprises him is that the cheat program he invented in his previous life—The Ultimate Legendary Blades—has become real!  He'll get a legendary blade every year, and all of them are…ladies?!  To avenge his mother and to protect his beloved, Zhou Xuanji decides to embark on a journey and seek revenge with his blade spirits!

Feng Xia, a completely hardworking game player, travels through time and space. With his power, attributes, and strategies learned from the games he played before, he can beat his enemies and get their Light Masses of Attributes. Besides, he also meets all kinds of beauties along his way... His enemies laugh: "My martial arts are invincible!" Feng Xia just beats them and absorbs their Light Masses. "Indeed. But sorry, it's my martial arts now!"