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An unlucky girl ridden with curses is unable to confess to the school idol. An "angel" descends upon her wish, but she is forced to sign an unfair contract. He stole her first kiss on sight, starts levitating when he's angry, and loves to rip up bedsheets for "clothes..." What on Earth is wrong with him?

An excellent white-collar worker travels through time and finds that she was poisoned and has to marry a strange man and can only be his concubine—“Forget about it. You’ll see my resource when I get a chance!” Finally she takes the position of his first lady by virtue of her intelligence. 【Copyright Authorized】

The manly man Lu Yan had been pretending to be a sweet cutie for his fans. As a nobody in the industry, he didn’t have many followers. One day, however, a famous fan artist joined his weak fandom, creating countless fan arts for him—Most of them were pretty gay. But it also brought him fame. More and more people started to follow him because of his good looking and the arts. Lu Yan, however, registered a backup account to approach the artist. After countless disputes and banters, their affection for each other started to grow...

She was suspected by her father because of some interest conflict, and the betrayal of her sister's fiance put her into hell! When she was desperate, that man held her in his arms with a warm smile. After marriage, he adored her to the bone and cherished her as if she were his life. But when she thought she was the happiest girl in the world, everything started turning against her...

Is this handsome man a daylily demon? A modern girl with the ability to travel through time and a demon who wants to fulfil his dreams search for the truth together! Who knew that in her previous life she was actually a…

In order to marry Shi Yao, Lin Jiage tried many methods but failed. In the end, he put his hope in Bunny. After listening to Lin Jiage's plan, Bunny hooked his finger with Lin Jiage and replied in a soft and cute voice, "I'm looking forward to working with you!" Then... That night Bunny received a robot toy, he tricked Shi Yao into a dining room, and said to Lin Jiage secretly, "Daddy, Mommy will have dinner with you." That night Bunny received an Ultraman figurine, he tricked Shi Yao into a swimming pool, and said to Lin Jiage secretly, "Daddy, Mommy will swim with you." That night Bunny received a toy train, he tricked Shi Yao into a hotel suite, gave Lin Jiage some condoms, and whispered in his ear, "Daddy, Mommy will sleep with you."

Zhang Nan, the young master of the Hidden Dragon Family, wanted to become an ordinary person, but he was sent to the aristocratic training school by his grandfather. When he was assigned to an all-female class by a confused teacher, Zhang Nan finds himself tortured by these heirs to the brink of dropping out..

As the result of time travel, the best agent in the twenty-first century ends up being the ugly, dimwitted fifth princess in the Dongyue Kingdom. There she meets a handsome but cruel and powerful prince regent from a foreign land. Each believes it's destiny to terminate the other, but their encounter turns out to be the beginning of a funny story. “God has sent this strange woman to me.” he thinks.

Members of the mysterious association"Blood-moon Religion"are in fact all vampires. After a sleep, Su Liyin has become the blood servant for Qin Jiu, the third master of the association. Would she obey to be a portable blood pack or fight against her master? What would she do as it is tough to be teased and her blood to be sucked by such an ancient vampire every day?

She is a figurehead emperor who dresses as a male. The scheming Prince Regent has been “taking care” of her since she was a child. On her journey of reclaiming her authority, cunning ministers are everywhere. If she can’t defeat the tough opponent, maybe marrying him would be another good choice.