Chapter 32: Splitting Uranus
"where my tax???"
Jaco hara woke up to fraz horé's kneecaps banging the table and realised that it was all just a dream, he hadn't lost his tax but why he dreaming about such negative things lately?? depression???!!!!
he stroked and then licked and picked up the Brexit gauntlet that earth had voted for him to have, it was only a matter of time before he could control Tesco's express, he just needed the 69 stones...
say "take off your clothes" to the moon he signs the magna carta yet still cannot get rid of this feeling of uncertainty...
"what??" say "can I watch??" bathtub boy was orbiting the milky way while having an epic dance off, winning of course like an ebic gamer when he suddenly noticed something extremely disturbing "omffgg"
he dived forwards at 1/100000th the speed of Mr gosef on his bike (infinite speed) into a star to get rid of the dust on his shoulders, allowing him adjust his tie and beet up bi-
s e X u a l s .
seeing bathtub boy preach about the acceptance of homosexuality, reec nodded in approval and started beating up children, yet, before he could hit them...gayden brijj the child predator arrived! "come say" wait what say "come say" what?? "I am a Somalian" he says and explores the floor with his tongue not very hygienic!
"what here for???" bathtub and reec were peeing on the holy shrine as they asked for skimmed milk that tastes like semi skimmed milk, but only emptiness remained...
"why you been here for 19,289,292 years??? u been peeing for 19,289,292 years!" gayden brijj wanted to get a meal deal.
"19,289,293 years" the 2 genius gang members flexed and ascended into the sky of the planet they were currently on, uranus, and recited in quick succession
"he chomnk."
"he chomnk."
"he chomnk."
but who was the 3rd person??
reec and bathtub boy did it to them as to redirect the force of the chomnk and span around in the air to begin peeing at 1000rpm!
the sheer force of the pee penetrated deep into Uranus and split it in half resulting in the two sides of Uranus becoming more and more distant.
the two genius gang members pulled up their socks and watched the third 'he chomnk' sayer's figure become a strawberry bon bon, which meal deal was that?
it was now that bathtub boy looked at Matty T1 Gaming's snack bar at his fresh trim his soft coat his magical stop watch and realised how long it had been on their pilgrimage.
they peed once more, but with so much pressure that it ripped the fabric of space and allowed them to teleport from Uranus into earth.
bathtub boy looked into the ocean as the cloudy lemonade the fizzy tangy orange the delectable selectable sky opened up for 6-1 spicy chicken wrap to descend upon the planet.
reec came out of the ground so ecstatic that he played his stylophone that he was finally reunited with on the pilgrimage, with Bethany peed's forearms.
jaco hara felt a fluctuation and took off his clothes and wrapped himself within curtains he metamorphosised into a floral curtain egg with spicy milk and impressive Jaco haras for eyes.
from the earth came a titanium pole that tried to whack the two members of the genius gang into space, however, this is what they wanted and they both propelled themselves onto the sun and began peeing on it!
"noo pleanse donut pee!" Jaco hara was so scared that the sun was gonna get extinguished, because his titanium pole was from a lamp if the sun was going to be extinguished then his titanium pole will lose its power! "pleanse donut pee on the sun Kleenex gang!"
hearing this, the bathtub boy and reec teleported back to Tesco's express and then straight in front of Jaco hara terrifying him say "how are you two so educated on religious education?? it impossible, Kleenex gang!" he swung his titanium pole onto the two but the two metamorphosised into a Tesco's meal deal and then scissors and caught the titanium pole within their blades!
"We are not the Kleenex gang...We are the Wenius Wang!"
an explosion blew up Jaco Hara's outdoor lavatory but jack of the hara was pulled out in the last minute by Mr barrison! say "hello kiddywinks!" mm Gayden brijj say that too!
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