Chapter 1: Reincarnated
So, i should probably introduce introduce myself but truth is, i dont remember much about my old life, i was problably some sad or depressed teeneger before i died because the only things i remember are a bunch of anime, light novels , movies and fanfiction….
Oh, theres a lot of porn too, but anyways, i can't tell ya about likes or dislikes at a personal level because i can't remember them only thing i know is i reincarnated thankfully it wasnt transmigration because if i was a fatass in my last timeline i would had died, imagine a teen fatty suddenly apearing in a ninja village, no training, no physical condition, i would had been caught, tortured and killed…
Anyways…
I reincarnated in… you guessed it Naruto
Everything starts where everyone else starts
At birth
Well i could describe it but lets skip a little till i found my name and were i live…
My name is Naoki Uzumaki and i am from Ushiogakure which to be honest almost causes me an heart attack, i had a lot of worries cause… it gets destroyed, you know?
Well good news im an uzumaki! Bad news im a RedHead
To be honest i would complain that i didn't get a golden finger but Being an Uzumaki with 3 pseudo Kekei Genkai is being OP enough
As baby it let me have a lot of time to learn the language and…
Damn it! I have to go to school again…
Anyways lets talk about the Uzumaki Clan and Ushiogakure
Ushiogakure is beautiful, to be honest i can understand why the people here are peaceful if they see such a beautiful place everyday, they are a bunch of lovely, active and crazy people, Imagine a clan of people full of Goku type of personality…
What i mean is that they love to battle each other, is weird not seeing a spar or two while walking throgh the city.
To be honest i was scared that i would get a bunch of barbarians that either only like fuuinjutsu or are addicted to ramen and love pranks and are yelling all the time which they are kinda, but they arent like Naruto, i mean how do i say this kindly…
they aren't Stupid?
Now obviusly Ushio couldn't be only the Uzumaki Clan (i mean they kinda are but also not?) there's 10 sub clans with each they own specialities, but all are related one another in some way, be it maybe in in-laws or like that, so there isnt like an actual clan secrets, because we share everything,
In the Bloodline department everyone has their talents but they are more general like it would be weird if you dont have at least 1 of these 5 (i have the 4 i mentioned) as an Uzumaki
Massive Chakra reserve (which make us a lot lore active almost till the hyperactive point)
Strong Lifeforce (we basically can live twice as long compared with a normal human but it depends on strenght)
Fuuinjutsu Talent (Duh)
Body Talent (This i theorise came from the Senju side of the Family) (Basically if you really put the training into it, your Talent becomes better, anything, either be Weapons, Taijutsu, Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, the more you train, you become more talented at it)
(And a Secret one that i didnt learn till i became older)
Obviusly theres more Kekkei Genkai's with the fusion of those other 10 clans i only know 3 because those are the ones i have
Healing Chakra (Like Karin, my Chakra is great for Healing techniques and even with only biting my skin can heal you) (Thx mom for your genes)
Dense Chakra (Like Kushina my Chakra is Dense and thus my attacks and seals will be more powerful) (Thanks Dad for your genes)
Gifted (this one also came from Senju problably) My body will be average at everything i dont focus on but in the things that i put my heart into i will be unfairly good at it (like Hashirama Mokuton, Tobirama Suiton, Tsunade Healing this is problably the reason they were wiped out, if they are that good at whatever they like is thousand time more dangerous than the Uchiha's three tomoe's Sharingan, because remember that the Mangekyo isnt even normal only like 6 people had it and 5 problably arent even born yet) (this one was the hardest to discover because, you could have it or just simply suck and if you didnt found whats your gift, you will suck till you find it) (Thanks Sage of the six paths for yours)
I was restless i mean it i had way to much energy, I mean my father actually started teaching me meditation, chakra control and focusing techniques at three because apparently chakra at Uzumaki levels could be bad if left as it is, and those three exercises are to stop the chakra from revolving in our bodies like a maelstrom (haha) and we slowly calm them to be able to focus, and dont have that sensacion of "i have to keep moving"
Anyways, yeah, this place is cool as hell, instead of rubicks cube we had this fuuinjutsu puzzles, were you can solve it however you want, theres a bunch of unique options, but im fond of the two mainstream ones,
1 Basically is like a Question answer puzzle, like if it was a math problem, the seal is a lock and you try and try to find the key, this type of answer is the one that actually teaches you more about the seal technique, like why did this work? Why that one didn't etc… (this method to answer, Basically teaches you the basic of writing seals, design, reasons, and you learn theory of fuuinjutsu that is hard to put into words or books)
The 2 one and my favorite just by a little is the one were i sit, see and analyze the whole seal like analyzing a computer code and then i find an error or a glitch, a bug, etc…
then i use the bug to destroy the puzzle inside out (this method is for various purposes the obvious one is to destroy enemy seals, but it also teaches you mistakes so that you don't make them, it teaches you how to analyze, detect, destroy and probably the most important how to improve seals)
So yeah, it was about 5 when i finally got a clue about the time line Hashirama is dead and Tobirama Senju is alive meaning, that we are close to the beginning of the Second World Shinobi War, which gives me between 9 to 16 years till Ushio gets destroyed, if i calculate correctly and Kushina gets born in between 2 and 3 years that's plenty of time to find a way to save Ushio…
I hope…
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