Battle through the sexy heavens

In a land where no condom is present. A land where the big dicks make rules and small dicks obey. A land filled with alluring boobs and beauty, yet also filled with unforeseen homos.  Three years ago, Xiao Yan, who had shown talents none had seen in decades, suddenly lost everything.  His balls, his dick, and his promise to his mother. What sorcery has caused him to lose all of his powers? And why has his fiancee suddenly shown up?

Guys this is just a funny spoof of the popular and amazing novel BTTH, this novel is just for fun, so don't take it to heart.