Enigma of Swift Mastery: Chronicles of the One-Click Training System

As the first rays of the sun kissed the horizon, a melodious chime resounded, akin to the mystical echoes of eldritch lands. "Ding! The inaugural function is invoked, and the art of automatic training is set into motion. Its swiftness rivals that of the most malevolent forces!"

With a celestial harmony, the ethereal chime chimed once more, and the function ascended to new heights. "Ding! The function advances, the pace of training redoubles, and again it elevates, the speed of training increases yet again!"

As the day's light continued to unfold, another sonorous chime unfurled, announcing the arrival of the second function. "Ding! The second function awakens, bestowing the secrets of automatic martial arts upon the humble practitioner..." A pause ensued, then, "Ding! The third function manifests its presence."

"Is the path of cultivation a treacherous journey for you?" Su Lang contemplated. "I offer my apologies, for a solitary day of my cultivation surpasses the laborious decades endured by others!"

"Is the path of mastery a daunting endeavor?" he continued, his eyes filled with knowing. "I am regretful that I can effortlessly amass a wealth of techniques without exerting a single ounce of sweat!"

"Is the craft of alchemy a challenge to you?" A wry smile crossed his lips. "I am sorry, but if I fail to complete a concoction, my elixir shall merely turn moldy in the end!"

Upon traversing the threshold of existence, Su Lang's fate intertwined with a singular gift, a one-click training system that burgeoned in potency with each passing second. Hereafter, he would cast aside all limitations, for in his grasp, the world had become bereft of adversaries.