How To Cheat Your Way To The Top

Soooo, I died. Well, long story cut short, I wake up in this forest full of magical creatures, demons, angels, you name it, the forest's got it. Usually, I'd crap my pants off at the first sight of flying whales, or at the fact that there's more than one moon in the sky (How does that even work?), but I'm not.

Why?

Well, I got a pretty funny cheat to abuse until I can munchkin my way up to the top of this universe. Although, I really need to figure out what I should cook for dinner first. Or, what I should do to reach the top of this world?

Oh, I could just ask a [Question] for that. Silly me.

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