I’m Sorry I Don’t Regret It (Time Will Prove I Was Right)

Tobirama is so close to just devolving to his era of "gaslight gatekeep manipulate" from the late years of his past life, but he feels like that's a little too much.

It was like getting used to a super smooth texting app that operated on mindwaves, and then regressing to typing for 5 seconds every single word to get the idea across to other people that suffer from extreme cases of lag, misunderstand everything you say and fuck he is done with this world with no solid sense of morals where it's needed and overly strict rules where it's not.

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Tobirama rocks the whole "True Neutral Gen Z" thing, which is (not) surprisingly weird in Warring States. Therapy isn't even a thing. Also sensing sucks. Tobirama hates this so much. But hey, psychologically dissecting people is fun and his years going through invasive psychological therapy was useful for something.

The phenomenon called Senju Tobirama operates on principles that prohibit behaviour like not wearing deodorant when going out for formal events, making people hold your shit when you have a functional hand, or (gods forbid) kicking puppies, yet necromancy and overthrowing the monarchy is alright.