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Fools, that is all I see around me, cold corpses fighting overgrown mutts to see who held the biggest dong.
The worst thing is my sister seems to be in the mix of it all. Why couldn't she have been one of the normal sheeple and ignored that emo kid and his dark faze.
Alas, it's time to show the fools not to poke a sleeping dragon.
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This is a hilarious fanfic I was a expecting a run of the mill twilight fanfic but this is gold i have laughed more times then I can count and have enjoyed everything so far. So thank you for bring me enjoyment in this dull world.
Well let me say this, love the Mc’s personality. Only problem I have with this story is that the Mc’s name is quite literally Bob. Other then that it’s pretty good.
I just don’t like this at all. It’s barely readable. I don’t even know how to explain how bad it is
The story is alright, it obviously does the job that it's written for and I can respect that, but a part of me feels like it's a way too cringey to read. In say...a fictional cartoon/anime, maybe you can get away with that crack behavior, but in a 'realistic world' setting, whatever it's worth, this guy should have gotten punched more than a few times on principle. Or killed. Or you know, be part of a deranged family of psychopaths. In short, I'll admit that the story is good for what it is, but it's not something I'm willing to add to my collection or continue reading. Keep it up though.
I'd say ...... go read it & have the best laugh 😂 of your poor life.... you peasants . mc words 😂 not mine... !!!👍
I’v read quite a few crack fics but this may just be my favourite. It’s absolutely hilarious and Bob might just be my favourite character in fiction.
I came in with 0 expectations, and I found gold. How did someone not recommend this to me before? Man, the MC might be delusional, but he's so much fun hahahaha, I look forward to more chapters. If I open a patreon, I will definitely go to support, umu.
You, sir, are an excellent storyteller. But, unfortunately, I've discovered that my mind cannot accept this type of writing, which some of you may refer to as crack-fic, so this is where I depart. XOXO
Good comedy. Check. Lung bursting comedy. Check God-level comedy. Check I dived into reading it without much expectations but the comedy got me gud. Highly recommend it for reading after having a rough day and when in dire need of something to levitate your mood. "Ye boi" keep up the good work!
I’m confused… Why? And I mean… WHY… DO I FIND THIS SO ENTERTAINING?! I’M CONFUSED!
This fic is different from all other twilight fics on this site.I haven't laughed so hard in long time while reading something.
more plz .................................................................................................................................................................
Written at chapter 5. So far one of if not funniest stories I have read. It genuinely got chuckles out of me regularly. Can't wait for more chapters.
First ever review, countless times has it made my stomach hurt from laughter. Highly suggest.
Very good crack fic just what I needed. More chaps pls.