Love Is A Weapon

¡Warnings!:
*There shall be naughty language! Beware!*
*None of this “god stuff” is accurate to anything! This only comes from my brain! And it’s a very stupid brain at that!*

I, a “mere mortal” as they call me, have been turned into the Goddess of Love. After my boyfriend of five years broke my heart. I ran out of his house dramatically, like in a telenovela, right? But out of nowhere I was struck by a lightning bolt. Of course that would happen to me.

These a-holes want me to lay low, shrivel up, and die. Like hell I will. I want to take them all down. One by one! They got rid of the last guy for being too powerful but they brought in someone even more dangerous. A broken hearted eighteen year old woman who is out for their heads. Game on.