My Culinary System

"...God loves me."
I've lost count of how many times I've said that.
As I quiver in fear hoping that God will answer my prayers.
But that all came to an end when I heard a demonic voice outside,

"I am the one you pray to, I know what you dread, my child you shall be forgiven if you come outside and offer yourself as a sacrifice."

All hopes were lost for the 'Alternate' would take over the world and who shall save us if the god we pray to is against us.