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My Pick Up Artist System

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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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*No Netorare or Yuri.

*If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot.

*Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.

*If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

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    I came into this story to laugh so imagine my shock when I met my girlfriend using the tips inside!!! I didn’t know there were lots of real dating tips before I read the story, but when I read the other comments, I learned I wasn’t the only one to meet girls from this! Even though I still laughed every chapter(this is the funniest novel on here btw, by far), I got more than I ever expected out of it! It was totaly unexpected. People pay lots of money for this kind of sage advice! Thank you author! Please keep writing this unbelievable book!

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    I suck at reviews, I am one of those silent readers who never do any commenting and reviewing. But when I do write about a book, I take it seriously. This book has the potential to become one of those top must read. And I say that because I did a similar review (and my only other review) with Einlion's EPIC work back when it was still early in the story. The events that take place in this story are becoming more and more fluid as the author continues to write. You can really see the progression as more chapters come out. Chapter releases are being pushed out at a very satisfying momentum and the comedy is like a breath of fresh air when you are bogged down in the trenches of all these other novels😂😂 TLDR; READ THE BOOK YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED

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    Most deserving 5 🌟 to date! Excelent pacing with well thought-out characters in some unexpectedly hilarious situations. P.S. Try not grin like a naive innocent at least once a chapter. I dare ya!

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    I’m a girl, and well, the relationship stuff in the novel’s pretty accurate... Besides that, I’m enjoying the book. I don’t read ML ever, but a friend told me this one was really funny so I gave it a try. It surpassed my expectations :) Also loved the author’s replies in the comments, like an extra layer of funny. Don’t miss those!

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    When i first saw the Cover and Name i thought this would be like every other System Novel around here but apon a recommendation from a freind and reading the Summery i must say this novel keeps blowing me away! The comedy is spot on and dosnet pull any punches which i adore. Every new chapter seems to draw me deeper into the world and made me genuinely care about the Protagonist of this story and relate to the obstacles he must go through to move on. The Foreshadowing and the Suspense building makes me eagerly wait every new Chaper release to get my fix and with the speed in which the chapers are releasing i must say their is never a dull moment in my reading sessions as i eagerly await a chaper update notification while at home or at work. This has some Amazing potential and i cant wait to be here as it rises the ranks to the top! So as a summery, Amazing Pacing aswell as comedy and character development, sprinkle in the Occasion NSFW scenes and suspense and you have what i consider one of if not the best up and coming Novel ive read! I highly recommend this to anyone looking for a good novel to sink their litterary teeth into you wont regret it! P.s Sorry for how long this reveiw this is my first one and this novel is so good i could resist writing one down! you could say this novel took my first~

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    This is a very creative and funny web novel. The author also included art of the characters involved so as to help the readers better visualise and imagine. Good book

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    This is by far the most hilarious webnovel i have ever read. I found myself laughing until my stomach hurts multiple times in the same chapters. I would reccomend this to annyone. Bonus points for giving actual useful advice for picking up girls

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    great Novel I recomend reading it, its literally funny and it would just make you laugh so much.... btw i tried the technique and damm it work, i got myself a date with an asian girl and i will literally do everything that i need to do to make this hot asian girl to be interested in me😏

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    Writing Quality: Amazing as usual Updating Stability: Amazing but now I'm just greedy for more chapters after catching up. Story Development: Amazingish. The story gets way better after chapter 100, at least for me. The comedy however will always be good and make anyone laugh. Character Design: Amazingish. While the characters aren't as fleshed out in the beginning, they do later in the story after a while. World Background: Goodish. The world isn't explained much in the beginning but is expanded upon in the later chapters a little. Personal Thoughts: While I was irritated slightly by the slow pacing in the beginning as well as some smaller aspects, it later becomes better and easier to read as the MC matures and the story develops. I can officially say it's one of my favorite novels now. You were right Author, the story does get way better. [img=recommend][img=recommend][img=recommend][img=update][img=update]

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    the writing is amazing, the word play and comedy is great. the characters are amazing too, the girls are likeable and sort of normal. it has amazing references, almost like Gintama with some chapters being a parody

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    Take the hilarity of a comedy novel, mod it with a sexy R18 novel, and add in a cultivation system. The result you get is a grade A novel worth every second you spend on it.

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    Some of my biggest issues with this story are the weird slang the voice chick uses, the pacing and the MC. Slam donkeys? Pay pigging? Those terms make me cringe! The story picks up pace after the fourth chapter and before that, things are really slow. The funniest part so far was the thong scene in chapter five and that's it. The author constantly brings up the MC's hair and weight and constantly makes fun of him for it. Those jokes get old fast. Ben reminds me of Michael Scott but younger and self-aware of the fact that people don't like him. I like comedic stories where bad things happen to an unlikable protagonist (i.e. Dwight Schrute in The Office) but this story didn't make me laugh much

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    Easily the highest quality story on Webnovel. I find it hard to find anything really bad about in. If you dont like harem or r18 scenes then it might not be for you. But I have to say, until now, the Harem has not been messed up, which is an achievement of its own. Great comedy. Great characters. Great story. Very much hoping this will go into the 1000 chapters.

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    If your looking for a laugh, crude *** jokes, puns, English and face slapping... BOY IS THIS THE BOOK FOR YOU!!! If you are a feminist dear God do not read this or you will have an aneurysm 😂. *Ahem*... Anyways The story is great and the humor is just my cup of tea, may not be anyone else's but sure as hell is mine. The main character is a hoot being blunt to a fault. While when it comes to other characters, they have different enough personalities that I can distinguish them apart which is nice... And hell, I actually get a somewhat decent character description compared to some novels that only gave their characters names.. The world??? Seems to be a normal New York, from what I have gotten from the description. Although there seems to be hints of it being a cultivation world. Writing quality? English. Great and haven't found any mistakes that make a grammar Nazi spit blood. Updating stability? Probably decent I don't know I haven't been around long enough to tell. So I shall rate that a five until further notice.

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    Excellent ***** humour and tension building, hilarious wordplay and references, colourful characters, likeable protagonist and hundreds of great tips to dating and ***. Definite must read!

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    In the blub/summary; "I'm native English, you won't find better grammar on this site." ***Smash cut to multiple grammatical errors in that same blub.*** Maybe the Author shouldn't lie through their teeth eh?

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    "If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st." Just this make me refuse to read this novel. Too much arrogance from writer, even if it is justified

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    Love this. Too funny. The system is a troll. I need moarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A funny novel, I admire the character. Although the prologue so fast it needs to calm down. The character of writing is excellent for a web novel, which is surely a pretty excellent grip. The durability of the updates is good. The story as I said before is developing a bit fast but I like the personality of the characters being introduced so far.

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