Synopsis
"Son, you should really give up on writing"
-Father of Author
"I know you paid me, but there's nothing I can praise about this garbage."
-Someone paid to praise this garbage
"You really suck at this."
-Anonymous
In despair from the negative feedback, the author sits down, gets out his candles and blood, and ritual summons a narrator.
Unfortunately, the author is worse at picking a narrator than he is at writing.
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Write a reviewLeaving a 0 since author shamelessly spams his novel everywhere. Just look at authors profile and how he just constantly spams this novel. Never going to read this thanks.
One of the best novels i have read in this website. Really immersive plot and great character development The only sad thing is that i only read the reviews and i think this is one of the best books out there
Author writes advertisements on other novels for every single chapter over and over again. Will never read because of this shameful behavior.
The author copy pastes advertisements of his own book on every chapter of another book. I have no inclination to read any of his books as a result.
gud spam... and now i need to write a bit for the 140 characters, feelsbadman... gud spam... and now i need to write a bit for the 140 characters, feelsbadma
Author constantly advertises in other comment sections and it is just really annoying. A novel that needs this much advertisement is most likely a terrible novel. But what do I know, im just shamelessly rating the novel a 1 star.
Advertises in other novels' comment sections like a true a**. Hope this novel fails. In honor of what you always paste in ither novels' comments sections: don't read this novel, tis ****e!
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Just to say, I have read part of this book. Though it was on a pirate site so that the author would not get anything as he spams his advertising everywhere but the right places. If your novel is so crap that you can't get anyone to read it, don't put advertisements in the comments of a random novel that's good.
Ok so my thoughts on this one: Im sorry to start with the negative stuff.. But it has to be said somewhere.. (1)The storyline is so much cliche that i had to cringe at times. (2)the characters apart from the protagonist/-s are shallow and basic Now to the things why this is one of the best original works i know so far. (1) The narrating style is rly unique and fun to read I would recommend using italic for the problem of how to mark it tho and maby working more with the style in the first few chapters so ur readers are not confused later on (2) ur humor is godlike. I have never seen anything like that and thats why i really recommend reading this one.
Author here. This be Novel. Novel be good. =>This be good novel. Read novel fun. Read good novel more fun. =>This novel be very fun. Reading be good. Fun be good. =>Be good, my young ones, and read this novel for me. Trust me, you won't regret it.
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As of chapter 9... 3 words: Waste. Of. Time. Alright so I gave this novel 1 star for 2 reasons. 1) the author spams his novel literally all over the place, copypasta and all. Alright fine advertise your spam. Whatever. 2) the novel is actually bad. Like okay I don't really like the author for his spamming but I'd still look out of curiosity and give an opinionated review based on the story instead of the author's character. To be honest I'd rather give it zero for the horrible writing. Don't bother reading this novel. This is like the ramblings of someone high on drugs on a horrible discord server with no mods or admins. Completely unreadable. Cardboard characters, generic cliche plot (if there even is one), choppy plot progression, nonsensical sentences, occasional grammar errors, overuse of onomatopoieas. The author breaks the fourth wall so often that this might as well be a diary of an asylum patient. Final rating: 0/5 avoid like the plague