Stuck in a World of Horror

Being murdered by a psycho ex who might have been a serial killer? Check

Resurrection over nonsensical reasons? Apparently so

Being brought back to get murdered a second time because apparently it's funnier if you resurrect in a horror movie? Hey, why's God screwing me over this fast? At least take me out to dinner first, you coward.

From now on, this will also be crossposted on RoyalRoad, Ao3 and FF