The Quest Has No ‘No’ Button

System Online.

Congratulations, unlucky reader, you’ve stumbled onto the story of Toma—a pathetic orphan who nearly died after being tossed off a bridge by bullies. Tragic? Yes. Funny? Also yes.

But don’t worry, because I, the glorious System, saved him! Well… “saved” is a strong word. I offered him a deal: give me your soul and I’ll make you overpowered. Simple, right?

He said yes (like he had a choice—hehe).

Now, unlike the rest of this boring world where each city forces kids into ONE boring job path—Warrior, Mage, Rogue, blah blah blah—my boy Toma can unlock all of them. Knight, assassin, shaman, even a crazy tinkerer who blows himself up. The catch? If anyone finds out, he’ll be executed as a Job Thief. (Don’t worry, I’ll laugh at him first before he dies.)

Along the way, Toma’s going to fight rivals, fall in love, make frenemies, explore forbidden dungeons, and somehow survive my perfectly reasonable quests like:

“Train until your arms fall off. Accept? (Yes/Yes)”

“Confess to that scary shaman girl. Accept? (Yes/Yes)”

“Defeat a dragon with a stick. Accept? (Yes/Yes)”

So, welcome to the chaos. This isn’t just Toma’s story—it’s OUR story.

System Note: Viewer discretion advised. Excessive comedy, trolling, and possible horny commentary included.