The Ridiculous Supreme Celestial Empire

Random servant #1: Your Majesty, someone just burned the Southern Desert into a plain of glass!

Highest Emperor of All Creation: Who was it? Who dared to burn my favourite sunbath place?

Random servant #1: It was your daughter, Her Highness Anna.

Highest Emperor of All Creation:....

Random servant #2: Your Majesty, your pet dog was discovered pregnant, and the father is a certain dracoon! But the dog is a male!!!

Highest Emperor of All Creation: Who let that bastard pervert out of the prison?!!

Random servant #2: One of the warden was a Spiritual Monkfish, he cannot even change into humanoid form. After this incident, every Spiritual Beasts were transfered away from his isolated cell.

Highest Emperor of All Creation:...