Chapter 28: Spacehopper Fisticuffs
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bathtub boy woke up in a desert that had a striking and also stroking resemblance to Birmingham he was so dry and covered in sand dustyyyy he can't friggin see!!!!1!!!!!!!
bathtub boy looked around and could only see dunes going on for thousands of miles, whereas the sun and moon were absent, and instead, the sky was simply grey like miss no man's land's hair.
"hmm me pee me pee!" bathtub boy forgot he couldn't pee and got depressed, this meant that he couldn't summon the Succ Trucc and had to travel on a space hopper for one million miles.
eventually he achieved orbit by continuously hopping on the atmosphere and carried on increasing the size of the orbit until he was headed straight towards another planet but one that had lots of water, mayhaps he could produce pee if he had a supply of water??
he crash landed on the space hopper and created a massive crater when he suddenly noticed that there were people on this planet uh oh spaghettios he knew that many bajillion years had gone by and that by now, the entire universe would be aware of the Kleenex gang wanted poster
person laff come say "take off your clothes" say "suck Ur liver" say "hmm donut you donut look like barisherab Boi boi look like bathtub boy from Kleenex gang???"
has bathtub boy been exposed??
"where were you when club penguin die??" bathtub boy ask say "club penguin is kill"
"no"
bathtub boy quickly turns into barisherab Boi boi and checks the person's heart rate yet it turns out to be 10 hours TV static rap!!
"you are van sallow????" bathtub boy suprised he began hopping on the sun with a pogo stick!
"they call me zexy oh so sexy but I don't see it??? I was once known as van sallow, but 'tis I, Sallow Expression!" sallow expression shows off his mixtape and bathtub boy begins to sweat from the heat waow! but then sallow expression gets a sallow expression come say "take off your clothes" say "why you're not peeing??" he clicks his fingers and the sallow gang appear from the T posing and peeing!
how so many powerful enough to t pose?? long time must have passed lolol bathtub boy thought
"you were like a scum to me but now I'm gonna have to ice you" sallow say come say "ice him boys" but bathtub boy dabs he hits that dab and whips damn! he does a reciprocation pose in the form of the doing it to them stance and the sallow gang regretted ever peeing in front of bathtub boy! Unfortunately in doing the reciprocated doing it to them pose and overpowering the sallow gang bathtub boy allowed himself to get exposed by ricegum!!!1!!!!!
"you are bathtub boy!" sallow points at bathtub boy but bathtub boy metamorphosises into an egg!
"does barisherab boi boi look like an egg to you?" he asked and this confused sallow forcing him to take out the Kleenex gang wanted poster and to compare the two.
"it is true that bathtub boy didn't look like an egg like you are but the recipocative doing it to them stance is exclusive to the Kleenex gang deviants!"
sallow expression takes out a deflated spacehopper come say "since you have a spacehopper, we shall have a round of spacehopper Fisticuffs!!!1!!!!!"
bathtub waited for 4 whole years for sallow expression to inflate his spacehopper that had the words: 'cløut king' on it, looking dapper Mr sallow!
the two bounced on their spacehopper ferociously. bathtub boy adjusted his tie, dusted his shoulders, dusted the bookshelfs and composed a poem!
"I-I-Inconceivable!" sallow expression hopped backwards on his space hopper in surprise whereas bathtub boy pushed hopped forwards preparing to give sallow a proper flogging using...
T H E S C H O L A R ' S S P A C E H O P P E R technique!
the once damp and muddy soil began to sprout plants as bathtub boy became barisherab boi boi looking into distance as though he wished for a gentleman opponent to take him up on a round of fisticuffs!
the trees grew taller and thicker, the grass grew luscious and the budding stems began to sprout into delicious flowers. bathtub boys spacehopper had brought this blue planet full of water: veggies...
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