Pablo's your normal guy who's got a normal life... is what I'd say if I was a goddamn normie. But NO! HE'S A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL TOILET GOD WHO'S POWER IS LIMITED BY... his toilet. As long as he is in his toilet, he is unstoppable...

So join him in his adventures in...

"THE BALLAD OF TOILET MAN"

Title Translator's Note: A common community-created way of playing Counter-Strike, where players stop using their guns and opt to fight with the knife.
At that time, the one camping inside the toilet was Thailand's Team KiZ's Maying.
"Tap tap tap!"
Once the jeep outside stopped, footsteps could be heard.
Maying's heart started to thump as he frantically hugged the right side of the wall right behind the door.
The reason behind this was because once his opponent opens the door, they will first see the left side of the toilet. That way, he who was hiding on the right side behind the door would have an easy time spraying his target to death!
Nice[1]!
The perfect camping strategy!
"Hehe, Maying is such a dirty camper! Looks like it's over for Vic."
"That's right, Vic probably doesn't know that there's a person inside the toilet… Oh! He just got out of the jeep and is walking toward the toilet!"
"This is the main disadvantage of entering the circle late. You don't have any idea where enemies could be hiding and you'll be prone to encountering campers. In such situations, you wouldn't stand a chance no matter how fast your reaction speed is."
Hearing the analysis by the three casters, the live audience glared at Liu Zilang as if they were watching a corpse.
After all, a player's reaction speed still depended on the situation.
If a player had enough of a distance, and if their assailant fails to kill them off in one shot, then maybe they would still have a fighting chance.
However, when facing a camper who was crouched behind a door and did not move a single inch, they would most likely empty an entire mag of bullets into the unsuspecting player's body as soon as the player enters the room.
How could anyone even react to that?
This guy… Is it finally time for him to die?
It might be a bit unfortunate, but maybe dying this way is the most appropriate for someone who dances on the border of life and death!
Rest in peace!
The next moment, Liu ZIlang who was in front of the toilet pushed open the door.
The moment he entered, he instantly checked the left side.
No one was there.
Liu Zilang breathed a sigh of relief before instantly closing the door.
Out of the blue, a flurry of gunshots suddenly rang out from behind him!
"Pew pew pew!"
As the gun's muzzle spat fire, the wooden door of the toilet shattered into countless wooden shads.
At such a close range, a huge clip of bullets sprayed out everywhere!
"Clank clank clank clank!"
A series of loud clinking and clanking sounds rang out.
Maying was then completely wide-eyed as sparked ignited on the frying pan of the person in front of him.
He instantly recovered as he quickly adjusted his aim upward whilst continuing to spray.
However, by that time, Liu Zilang had managed to react. Instantly turning around, he started his counterattack on Maying who was still crouched behind the toilet's entrance.
At that kind of range, the two seemed to be having a "knife fight" with their guns.
One was standing while the other was crouching.
As soon as Liu Zilang turned around, his muzzle was directly aimed at Maying's face!
"Pew pew pew!"
"Ratatat!"
A duet of even more intense gunfire rippled through the area!
Since Liu Zilang was the second to fire and because he had initially been hit by his opponents' bullets, his health dropped rapidly.
However, as his health reached the halfway mark, although his pants were drenched with blood, his health suddenly stopped decreasing.
This was because Maying who was crouched on the ground had eaten countless bullets to his face!
"4AM-Vic killed KiZ-Maying by headshot with M16A4!"
Having watched the entire thing, the live audience was speechless, and the entire hall fell into silence. They all were staring blindly at Liu Zilang who managed to survive.
'That f*cker didn't die… You've gotta be kiddin' me, right?'
At that time, the observer replayed the entire engagement in slow motion on the big screen.
On the screen, Liu Zilang opened the door and turned over to his left.
Behind the wooden door on the right, through the wooden door, Maying had started spraying down rapidly. The instance the wooden door shattered, the bullets started flying straight toward Liu Zilang's butt!
With the slow-motion on the screen, the audience watching could clearly count how many sparks appeared on the frying pan!
One, two, three…
Six, seven!
With the rapid-fire rate of the AKM's full-auto firing mode, a total of seven bullets ricocheted off the frying pan.
Not a single target "missed the bullseye"!
If it was not for the frying pan, Liu Zilang's butt would have suffered the same fate as the dead Maying's disfigured face.
"MVP - Frying Pan!"
"Holy f*ck… That's one amazing Frying Pan! As expected of the legendary anal chastity belt!"
"Vic: My life has been blessed by the great Frying Pan!"
"Feeeck youuuuu! Where's the promised 'Justice'?"
"I feel like Maying is gonna be shook. Leaving the camping aside, why the hell did you have to crouch?"
"I feel like there's some merit to Maying's performance this battle. At the start, all of his bullets hit the frying pan perfectly. I doubt there's anyone who can spray control the AK to this degree of precision!"
"Dude above, stop trolling! Spray control my *ss, what control do you need at that kind of distance? You should praise the super magnetism that comes built-in with the frying pan, sucking all those bullets up."
"Sigh, how the f*ck is this Vic still alive? Does this game give hidden buffs to people trying to die?"
"TIL! No wonder I always lose, it must be because I'm not suicidal enough."
"..."
In the game, Liu Zilang did not know that the audience and livestream viewer's seemed to have 'gotten some new knowledge' from his near-death experience.
After using a first aid kit inside the toilet, he quickly looked through the deceased's crate.
"Level-one armor, a Level-one backpack, bandages, an AKM…
That was it.
Liu Zilang suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for this person.
At first glance, it was clear that this was a player who built his inventory in the rural areas. Unfortunately for him, this time, the rural areas did not have much loot for him so he was forced to become the "Toilet Ranger" out of desperation. Sadly, his last hopes were mercilessly shattered by Liu Zilang.
Looking at the countdown timer for the next circle, there was still around half a minute left till the circle started moving again.
Liu Zilang, who had just gone through a near-death experience had stopped running wild. He sat silently in the toilet awaiting the next safe zone to be revealed.
"As we saw earlier, in this safe zone between Zharki and Bunker, there were countless small-scale encounters and battles that happened all over the place. We are now down to 48 players left alive on the map."
"Yeah, based on the numbers that the observers are giving us, the current kill leader is Vic with 16 frags under his belt, whilst the Pig Emperor Evermore from KD's squad is in second place. He's gotten a total of 8 frags this round, and this is quite a rare achievement, especially coming from him."
"Evermore has gotten eight kills this round? Is someone playing for him? Is this really the guy who follows the philosophy of 'Not entering the circle unless it's the final circle, only fighting for the final circle when entering the circle'? Looks like this tournament must've changed his own playstyle."
Then, the observer cut over to Evermore who was near the seashore of Sharki.
On the screen, he had just gotten onto a boat and was speeding toward the sea.
Where is he going?
Seeing this, the audience and casters all had a stunned look on their faces.
Was this player actually trying to navigate the boat over to the safe zone and just stay there in the middle of the sea?
The answer was about to be revealed.
Evermore steered his boat along the shore, ultimately stopping at the "tiny island" that was barely a distance away from the north of the seashore.
Although it was called a "tiny island", in reality, it was nothing more than a rock that was sticking out of the sea.
However, Evermore did not hesitate as he jumped off the boat. After briefly swimming for a bit, he then climbed onto the rock and silently crouched down. He looked as if he was the "guardian of the sea".
Seeing this sight, the audience's eyes could not help but twitch.
Truly!
The Pig Emperor was still that same Pig Emperor!
There was no one else who would think of that kind of spot…
As the fourth circle reached the safe zone, the next safe zone was revealed.
To everyone's surprise, the "tiny island" that Evermore was on was coincidentally within the safe zone.
On the other hand, for Liu Zilang who was camping in the toilet at the South side of the last safe zone, the new circle was without a doubt a "Hellish Circle" for him.
What left him angrier was that when he finally came out of the toilet, his jeep's tires had been popped by some random passers-by!
'Do those motherf*cker's have no class?'
…
[1] Written in Chinese with the words being a transliteration of the English word "nice".


Liu Zilang had a well-kept secret — he was a prodigy in competitive FPS eSports. His specialty? CSGO. He even entered the finals in the prestigious world tournament.

Alas, his team fell short due to Liu Zilang's inexperience. Shattered by the fact, Liu Zilang vanished from the eSports scene. That was until his friends got him to play a new game known as PUBG.

Liu Zilang's life turned around and he began to make his comeback. Follow Liu Zilang as he encounters difficult situations, all while learning to open up as a person, but more importantly as a brother.

Sinar berbahaya muncul di mata Chen Ge. Karena ketuanya memberi rasa keakraban, alasan itu sudah cukup baginya untuk mengekspos pria tersebut. 
Kelima pembunuhan terlihat seperti bagian dari sebuah ritual. Perkumpulan itu telah menghabiskan waktu yang cukup lama mempersiapkan semuanya, jadi mereka pasti sudah memulainya tepat setelah memancingku keluar dari rumah hantu. 
Perkumpulan cerita hantu khawatir Chen Ge akan merusak upacara mereka, dan Chen Ge khawatir akan hidupnya. Bagaimanapun juga, saat itu, Xu Yin masih tertidur. Ia hanya bisa menggunakan arwah yang terlihat menakutkan namun sama sekali tidak berbahaya. Tapi, banyak hal telah berubah. Xu Yin telah bangun. Meskipun kondisinya sedikit aneh, ia meningkatkan kemampuan bertarung Chen Ge.
Dengan kerjasama antara Xu Yin dan Yan Danian, mereka mungkin dapat menghentikan Arwah Merah lawan sehingga aku memiliki kesempatan untuk menghentikan orang di belakang semua ini.
Setelah memikirkannya, Chen Ge berjalan ke arah kapten Yan. "Kapten Yan, aku memiliki masalah darurat di rumah hantu."
"Kau sebaiknya tetap tetap di sini sampai pembunuhnya tertangkap. Jangan lupa, kau adalah salah satu target utama mereka." Kapten Yan tidak setuju untuk membiarkan Chen Ge pergi. Ia kembali berbicara dengan walkie-talkienya dan sibuk memberi arahan pada bawahannya.
Kembali ke kursi, mata Chen Ge memerhatikan kapten Yan dan dua petugas di ruangan. Sejak pertama kali bertemu kapten Yan, ia tidak pernah mencurigai polisi yang dipenuhi rasa keadilan ini. Namun, kali ini, keyakinannya berubah.
Dua jam lalu, kapten Yan secara pribadi memanggil Chen Ge untuk datang ke kantor polisi. Alasannya sempurna dan memang terdengar seperti sedang berusaha melindungi Chen Ge, namun waktunya terlalu kebetulan. Saat itulah perkumpulan pergi ke rumah hantu miliknya.
Melihat jauh ke belakang, ketika perkumpulan ingin merebut pintu di Desa Peti Mati, persiapan mereka sangat lengkap. Mereka sangat mengenal baik Jiang Ling maupun Peti Mati, namun dari mana mereka mendapatkan informasi tersebut?
Desa Peti mati tersembunyi di pegunungan, terisolasi dari dunia. Penduduk desa yang melarikan diri ke Desa Lin Guan jarang berkomunikasi dengan orang dari dunia luar. Sampai setengah tahun yang lalu, ketika orang tua Jiang Ling diracuni, desa terpencil ini berada di bawah pengawasan polisi. Kapten Yan juga bagian dari tim investigasi saat itu.
Fakta bahwa kapten Yan adalah orang yang memasuki Desa Peti Mati, dan orang-orangnya yang mengurus Jiang Ling adalah kebenaran yang tidak dapat disangkal. Ketika Chen Ge menyelamatkan Gu Feiyu di apartemen Fang Hwa, kapten Yan juga berada di sana. Kapten Yan pula yang menindaklanjuti kasus-kasus dari Balai Ketiga Rumah Sakit. Sekarang saat ia memikirkannya, kapten Yan memang patut dicurigai. Tentu saja, ini hanya kecurigaannya. Dari sudut pandangnya, sang kapten tidak punya alasan untuk melakukan semua ini; dugaannya bisa saja kebetulan.
Setelah Han Bao'er ditangkap malam ini, hanya ketuanya yang tersisa dari perkumpulan.
Chen Ge memastikan bahwa kapten Yan tidak sadar ketika ia menyelinap keluar dari ruangan dan menggunakan taksi untuk kembali ke taman New Century. Ia tiba di taman sekitar jam 11 malam, dan begitu keluar dari taksi, ia menyadari ada sesuatu yang ganjil. Bau busuk yang mirip seperti bau busuk di Balai Ketiga Rumah Sakit dan apartemen Hai Ming tercium samar di udara.
"Bau ini lagi." Chen Ge telah menyadari bau tersebut ketika pertama kali tiba di apartemen Hai Ming. Saat itu, ia bertanya kepada dokter Gao tentang bau ini dan menyadari bahwa hanya ia seorang yang dapat mencium bau yang sangat aneh itu. Setelah menyapa penjaga taman, Chen Ge memasuki tempat.
Semakin ia berjalan melewati taman, ia semakin merasa ada sesuatu yang salah. Atraksi yang tampak normal tiba-tiba tampak tua bagi Chen Ge, seolah-olah tertutup lapisan debu. Menekan tombol putar pada pemutar kaset, ia mengeluarkan palu dari tasnya saat mendekati rumah hantu.
Taman sedikit menyeramkan di malam hari, dan Chen Ge bergerak perlahan. 
Aneh. Mungkinkah anggota perkumpulan terakhir belum pergi? 
Ketika ia tiga puluh meter jauhnya dari rumah hantu, semak-semak di dekatnya tiba-tiba bergerak. Ia menyipitkan mata dan menyiapkan palu. Beberapa detik kemudian, dedaunan didorong ke belakang, dan seekor kucing putih menjulurkan kepalanya yang kecil. Mata multi-warnanya terlihat jelas dalam kegelapan. Ketika melihat Chen Ge, si kucing putih segera melompat ke atas bahu Chen Ge, seolah-olah bahunya adalah tempat paling aman.
Setidaknya, jagalah rumah hantu saat aku pergi. Yang kau lakukan hanyalah melarikan diri.
Chen Ge menyentuh kepala si kucing putih yang tampak ketakutan. Ia terus bergerak maju hingga mencapai gerbang.
Kuncinya tidak tersentuh, jadi orang itu mungkin tidak melewati pintu depan.
Ia berjalan mengitari rumah hantu dan berhenti di jendela toilet. Karena insiden dengan monster cermin, ruangan tersebut telah ditutup, namun sekarang jendelanya kembali terbuka.
Dia di sini untuk "pintu" darah itu.
Chen Ge menarik jendela hingga terbuka dan meletakkan kucing di ambang jendela. Melihat kucing putih tidak menunjukkan respons yang berarti, ia melompat ke dalam ruangan.
Seseorang telah memindahkan barang-barang di sini.
Pel dan sapu yang seharusnya diletakkan di sudut kini berada di tanah, dan pintu toilet yang baru diganti telah kembali rusak. Ada celah di cermin di toilet, dan semua papan kayu untuk menyegel bilik toilet telah dibongkar.
Zhang Ya sedang tidur di dalam bayanganku, dan Xu Yin telah bersamaku. Selain mereka, siapa di rumah hantu ini yang bisa menyaingi orang-orang dari perkumpulan cerita hantu?
Ketuanya pasti memiliki Arwah Merah, dan Chen Ge tidak yakin bahwa ia memiliki seseorang di rumah hantu yang bisa mengalahkan Arwah Merah.
Apakah aku melewatkan sesuatu?
Chen Ge menyalakan lampu toilet. Ia membersihkan tempat dan akhirnya menemukan sesuatu setelah mengeluarkan semua papan. Di depan pintu toilet, sebuah boneka kain compang-camping tengah tergeletak.
Dia?
Adegan ini cukup akrab. Ketika Chen Ge melakukan Misi Nightmare untuk pertama kalinya, boneka kain inilah yang muncul di depan cermin untuk menghentikan monster cermin agar tidak keluar. Ia pun mengambil boneka kain tersebut. Setelah orang tuanya menghilang, polisi hanya berhasil menemukan dua benda, yakni ponsel hitam dan boneka kain yang dibuat Chen Ge ketika masih kecil.
Setelah menyelesaikan Misi Nightmare ketiga, Chen Ge telah memastikan identitas si boneka kain. Boneka kain tersebut berisi arwah yang melindungi rumah hantu dan taman New Century, putri Direktur Luo.
Boneka kain memiliki banyak luka di tubuhnya. Terdapat luka seukuran jari di punggungnya, dan kapas di dalamnya sudah ditarik hingga keluar. Chen Ge mendorong kapas kembali ke dalam tubuhnya dan meletakkan boneka kain di atas meja.
Setelahnya, ia menoleh untuk melihat pintu bilik toilet. Boneka kain telah menghalangi jalan, jadi artinya perkumpulan itu belum berhasil. Target mereka adalah pintu ini, tapi dari wujudnya, tidak ada yang berubah dengan pintu darah tersebut.
Chen Ge masih khawatir. Ia membuka pintu dan mencium bau darah samar di udara. Ia kemudian menunduk dan menemukan gambar arwah aneh di balik pintu. Monster itu menggertakkan gigi dan membawa banyak alat penyiksaan. Hal yang paling aneh adalah monster itu memiliki sepuluh mata, dan semua matanya tampak sedang menatap Chen Ge.


Mobil jenazah dengan bau aneh melambat saat mendekati gerbang. Suara kerikil terdengar memantul di langit-langit bersamaan dengan munculnya langkah kaki dari koridor. Sepertinya, ada seseorang yang mengintip di ruangan sebelah. Di sisi lain, gagang pintu sedikit bergetar, dan keran di kamar mandi terus menetes meskipun sudah ditutup. Terlihat bola karet yang terguling sendiri di bawah tempat tidur. Lalu, Langkah kaki yang tampak basah tengah menyusuri koridor.
Pada pukul 3 pagi, Chen Ge mencengkeram parang di tangannya saat bersembunyi di samping pemanas ruangan. Panggilan yang ia coba lakukan akhirnya dijawab. "Tuan, apakah ini yang kau maksud dengan 'rumah akan sedikit ramai di malam hari'?"


Halo, setelah mengubah wali kelas saya menjadi Daging-Budak saya, ini adalah Hashima Kouji AKA Kou-chan. 
Setelah itu, Lucia diperkenalkan ke Toilet Daging lainnya.

"Aku akan melakukan apa saja selama itu untuk Guru ♡ Itu sebabnya, tolong jaga juga wanita tua ini ♡"

Itu terjadi pada hari berikutnya setelah melakukan itu dan merusak guru yang keren itu. 
Aina, Celica, dan Ran pulang dengan compang-camping. 
Bagaimanapun, saya membawa ketiganya ke dalam dan mendengar mereka keluar.

"Kami berbicara di sekolah ketika Presiden Dewan Siswa, Fin Edenburg-san memanggil kami. 
Karena kita belum pernah berbicara dengannya sebelumnya, kami memberikan beberapa salam dan bertanya kepadanya apa yang ingin dia bicarakan, tetapi tiba-tiba dia memberi tahu kami bahwa dia tidak dapat memuaskan kami sehingga kami harus meninggalkan sekolah. 
Sebagai tanggapan, kami mengatakan kami tidak berniat meninggalkan sekolah. 
Tetapi kemudian, kami dipukuli oleh orang-orang yang kami percaya adalah pengikutnya setelah dia mengatakan bahwa mereka yang tidak mendengarkannya layak mendapatkan seribu kematian, tetapi kami membawanya sampai akhir demi Guru. 
Kami mencoba yang terbaik untuk memastikan kami mengalami cedera minimal, tetapi semua orang akhirnya penuh luka. "

Merasa kesal dengan ketidak masuk akal seperti itu, emosi gelap mulai membara dan meluap-luap di dalam diri saya karena fakta bahwa Daging-Toilet tercinta saya terluka.

"Tuan, kekuatan magismu meluap. 
Kami baik-baik saja, jadi tolong tenangkan amarah Anda. Ran-sama takut. 
Sementara Guru mungkin berpikir itu adalah sesuatu yang tidak dapat dimaafkan, apa yang harus dilakukan saat ini adalah perawatan mereka. 
Karena itu, tolong tenangkan dirimu. "

Berkat suara Celica, aku sadar, menenangkan hatiku yang ditangkap oleh amarah.

"Terima kasih, Celica, Aina, Ran. Meskipun kamu menanggungnya hanya karena aku. Aku akan membuat Sphia memperlakukanmu. "

"Ya, Tuan ♡"

"Aku akan meminta kamu membayar hutang ini sepenuhnya, Fin Edenburg. 
Saya akan memberi tahu Anda gravitasi dari apa yang telah Anda lakukan. "

Aku menatap setiap bekas luka di tubuh Celica, Aina, dan Ran. 
Setelah perawatan selesai, Celica, Aina, dan Ran-mereka bertiga benar-benar kelelahan, pingsan ketika mereka tertidur. 
Setelah mengeraskan tekadku setelah melihat wajah-wajah tidur ketiganya, aku tiba di depan ruang OSIS.

"Maafkan saya karena mengganggu."

Setelah menghancurkan pintu dengan ledakan * ledakan * sambil mengangkat suara riang, saya dikelilingi oleh antek yang ada di depan mataku. Di antaranya, loli ekor kembar dengan rambut pirang yang dibor terlihat, terbungkus gaun mencolok.

"Jadi, kau Fin Edenburg, ya?"

"Itu benar, aku adalah putri seorang adipati dan Presiden Dewan Siswa, Fin Edenburg."

"Hmm."

Memindai seluruh tubuhnya dan berpikir bahwa seseorang seperti ini yang bertanggung jawab atas apa yang terjadi pada Toilet Dagingku yang tercinta, amarahku meluap sedemikian rupa sehingga kupikir aku akan membunuhnya. Namun, entah bagaimana saya berhasil menahan diri. 
Lagipula, aku akan melakukan sesuatu padanya yang membuatnya merasa seolah-olah hidup hanya akan menyiksanya.

"Kamu, apa kamu mengerti ?! Dari semua hal, kamu menghancurkan pintu Ruang Dewan Siswa !! Ini artinya kau mencoba berkelahi denganku, putri seorang duke! 
Anda, keluarga Anda, dan teman-teman Anda semua akan dipenggal! "

"Hmph, meskipun seseorang yang hanya memiliki otoritas, apa yang kamu katakan? Saya akan meminta Anda membayar dosa karena melukai kedua saudara perempuan saya dan teman saya. "

"Apa katamu!? Oh, jadi kamu adalah adik lelaki itu. 
Memilih berkelahi dengan saya, meskipun menjadi orang biasa yang rendah - sungguh orang yang bodoh. 
Lakukan."

Setelah Fin Edenburg berbicara, para pengikutnya mulai bergerak, masing-masing menembakkan api, air, angin, dan sihir tanah. Aku bisa mengatakan bahwa mereka semua mencoba menyakitiku dengan hanya menggunakan sihir kelas pemula. 
Namun, hal seperti itu tidak akan berhasil pada saya. 
Aku menyedot semua kekuatan sihir dengan Sihir Hitam sebelum mengembalikannya ke kastor sendiri.

"A-Mustahil! Sihir Gelap, katamu !? Apakah orang ini iblis ?! "

Ketika seseorang di antara para pengikut mengatakan ini, rombongan mulai panik. 
Karena kelihatannya Sihir Hitam di dunia ini tidak bisa digunakan oleh siapa pun kecuali Demons Kelas Menengah dan Mahir, saya tampaknya telah diadili sebagai iblis.

"Begitu, jadi kamu iblis. Saya tidak tahu mengapa Anda memasuki sekolah ini, tapi itu tidak masalah. Aku dan Sebas akan menjadi lawanmu. "

Yang dibawa Fin Edenburg adalah Golem tipe Butler. Tampaknya sihir Fin Edenburg terutama memainkan peran yang mendukung. 
Pisau yang ditusuk Sebas terbalik saat menebasku. 
Sementara dengan sengaja membiarkan diriku ditebas di tempat-tempat selain tanda vitalku, aku memprovokasi Fin agar menurunkan penjagaannya.

"Hm hm hm, kamu sama denganku, tipe sihir. 
Tampaknya Anda dapat menggunakan seni bela diri sampai batas tertentu, tetapi Anda tidak bisa menang melawan Sebas. 
Sekarang, ini akan menjadi akhir. "

-dia berkata ketika dia mencoba menembakkan Magic Fire dari Kelas Lanjutan. 
Jika dia menembakkan benda seperti itu di dalam sekolah, bukankah sekolah itu sendiri akan runtuh? 
Mau bagaimana lagi… 
Bersamaan dengan suara * thud *, aku menendang Sebas ke atas, menendang udara sebelum melempar si idiot ke luar dan menjatuhkannya ke bidang latihan. 
Karena fakta bahwa dia dijatuhkan ke danau yang dimaksudkan untuk latihan di bawah air, Sihir Api menguap dan menghilang. 
Tampaknya tidak mengerti apa yang baru saja terjadi, Fin Edenburg panik. 
Yah, itu sudah diduga. Setelah dilemparkan dengan kecepatan suara, gaunnya yang mencolok robek. 
Untuk berjaga-jaga, saya telah menyebarkan penghalang di sekelilingnya sehingga dia tidak akan mati, tetapi tampaknya itu tidak bisa menutupi sebagian pakaiannya. 
Dari sayatan di gaunnya, dadanya yang rata loli dan kulit putih terekspos. 
Menyadari bahwa dia berada di bawah air, tampaknya Fin Edenburg menggunakan Wind Magic untuk membuat film udara.

"Kuh, jangan lihat aku! Kamu sebenarnya apa? 
Bahkan seseorang di kelas SS tidak mampu melakukan ini. "

Tampaknya dia menggunakan Sihir Air untuk menciptakan gelombang yang menyampaikan suara. 
Karena aku menggunakan Torrent Magic untuk membuat semua air di danau menjadi bawahanku, aku masih bisa membuat suara tanpa melakukan hal seperti itu, dan aku bahkan bisa menyerap oksigen dari dalam air.

"Itu sesuatu yang tidak perlu kamu ketahui."

"Untuk menang melawanmu, aku harus menggunakan kartu asku."

Kekuatan sihir Fin meningkat saat rune sihir muncul.

"Ayo maju, Naga Kecil."

Tampaknya, dia memanggil naga kelas bawah. 
Naga itu memiliki tubuh merah dan ekor ganas.

"Bahkan jika itu kamu, seseorang tidak bisa menang melawan naga. 
Maju terus."

"Gaaaaaaaarrrgghh !!"

The Lesser Dragon meraung saat menuju ke arahku.

"Tidak disangka kadal ini adalah kartu asmu. Jangan ganggu aku ketika yang kamu miliki hanyalah ukuran besarmu—! "

Aku menghancurkan wajah naga yang tidak praktis dengan Flame Magic, meluncurkannya ke udara sebelum menggunakan Weather Magic untuk mengikis sayapnya dan merobeknya. 
Naga itu ketakutan saat lari. 
Nah, saat mendekati sirip yang terkejut, aku membuatnya pingsan. 
Dan, tepat seperti itu, aku membawa Fin pergi, membawanya ke kamar tempat Aina, Ran, Sphia, dan Celica berada.

""""Menguasai!! Apakah kamu baik-baik saja?! Apakah kamu terluka ?! Ada suara yang sangat keras !? "" ""

"Ya, jangan khawatir. Bahkan tidak ada bekas luka. 
Lebih penting lagi, Sphia, hapus suaranya. "

Mengikat anggota tubuhnya, aku merobek pakaian Fin yang compang-camping. 
Dan kemudian, aku menghancurkan Torrent Magic-ku pada sirip yang pingsan untuk membangunkannya.

"!! Ini adalah? Dimana saya?!"

"Ini kamar mereka."

"Ah, kamu! Lepaskan saya! Ini adalah kejahatan! "

"Hmph, aku akan membuatmu merasakan keputusasaan mutlak."

Meskipun Fin berusaha keras untuk menyembunyikan anggota tubuhnya yang gemetar ketakutan, itu tidak ada gunanya.

"M-Monster! Apa yang ingin kamu lakukan ?! Hyah !! Kenapa aku telanjang ?! 
Menjauh dari saya!"

Mengeluarkan sejumlah besar jarum, aku mendekati Fin.

"Hiih !!? Menjauhlah, hentikan! Hihgyaaahh !! "

Saya menusukkan jarum ke salah satu putingnya.

"Tolong, maafkan akuuuuuuuuuuuu! Hih, gyaaaaah gyaaahh! 
Aaaaaah! Itu huuuuuuurrttsss !! Berhentilah! "

Saya terus menusuk putingnya, menyebabkan darah menetes ke bawah.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu huuuuurrrrrrdddsss !! "

Dia sepertinya pingsan. 
Aku menyuruh Sphia menggunakan Recovery Magic-nya di Fin sebelum sekali lagi membangunkannya dengan Torrent Magic. 
Lebih jauh, saya menggunakan Hypnosis Magic untuk membuatnya jadi dia tidak bisa bunuh diri.

"Bukankah kamu cemburu pada mereka yang memiliki payudara besar? Itu sebabnya saya akan membuat dada rata Anda yang licin menjadi lebih besar. "

"Higyaaaaahh! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Itu menyakitkan! Tidak lagi, aaaaaaaaahhh !! "

Payudaranya, yang telah menjadi tempat tidur jarum, tampak menyakitkan.

"Sekarang, untuk sentuhan terakhir."

Saya menusukkan jarum ke klitoris Fin.

"!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Saya terus menyerang klitorisnya, mengisinya dengan jarum. 
Setelah itu, aku memindahkan Fin ke rumahku, menyuruh Asha untuk mengeluarkan jarum dan menempelkan beban yang menusuk ke tonjolan Fin setiap hari sebelum aku kembali. 
Dengan cara ini, Fin, yang diperkosa setiap hari, akan ditabur, tapi- 
bahwa itu adalah cerita yang masih jauh di masa depan.

Author Asli : Kasami Kyousuke (霞京介)

Peringatan : "Saya bukan penulis asli, saya hanya meneruskan dan Menerjemahkan dari situs web lain Versi Bahasa Inggris, Dan Raw (Jepang) ada di bawah setelah sinopsis"

Pada hari terakhir liburan musim panas tahun kedua sekolah menengahnya, protagonis, Hashima Kouji, ditabrak mobil dan meninggal.
Dia akan bereinkarnasi ke dunia lain, tetapi dia mengabaikan permintaan dewi itu, menggunakan hipnosis padanya dan mengubahnya menjadi toilet daging.
Kouji, yang telah bereinkarnasi ke dunia yang berbeda, mulai hidup sesuka hatinya saat menggunakan hipnosis.

Raw (Mentah) : http://novel18.syosetu.com/n7371dq/

Versi Bahasa Inggris : http://dominantprogrammer.wordpress.com/projects/i-who-had-arrived-in-another-world-will-live-as-i-like-with-my-hypnosis-ability/

Micheal and I were caving. He and I were bored on a Saturday morning, so we went out spelunking with some camping supplies. It was a day like any other, ordinary and sleepy. Caving gave our day a jolt of excitement though.

The dark, dank tunnels led to pools of water clear as glass. Weird yet fascinating creatures swam in those pools. Creepy critters squirmed on the walls. The air was humid and heavy. The hard stone gave us a firm footing as we climbed down, deeper into its depths.

We had been caving for over an hour when we stopped for an early lunch. It was basic trail mix with some water and jerky. Pretty bland, but not terrible. On that average and ordinary day, something bizarre occurred. In a surreal moment, a tiny blue screen popped up in front of my face. 

``Everton Initializing". One minute until completion.
I squinted my eyes before turning towards Micheal. He glanced at me and said, 

"What in the hell is this?"

I shrugged, "I don't know. Looks like a screen from some game."

Micheal moved his hands in the air. I followed suit. My hand never blocked the screen, even if my hand was over it. It was like the screen existed on a different layer of a real life than my hand. Either that or it couldn't be blocked from sight. Hard to tell.

The message changed.

Everton Initializing. 30 seconds.
I frowned, "Alright, there's no way that Kelly  followed us and is setting up some prank. There's just no way."

Michael's eyes narrowed, "You're right. That's impossible."

Micheal and I cupped our chins as we said in unison, "Unless...."

I grimaced, "I mean, I wouldn't put it past her entirely."

Micheal nodded, "And she's done worse. Remember that time she put a handful of cockroaches into your toilet?"

I shivered, "Gah, that was the worst. I was only six, and she said they were trying to crawl up my ass and eat me. Gave me nightmares for months."

He and I squirmed as the message changed again. 

10 seconds left. Commencing countdown.
I gritted my teeth, "Get ready for the worst. This may be her best prank yet,"

Everton processing...5 seconds remaining.
 
Michael shook his hands, "Oh fuck, oh fuck."

Initialization complete. Welcome to New World.
As I read the message, the world quaked and the air writhed. It had come. Kelly had really nailed us this time.

On their first day in the Kunlun Mountains, Lu Shu and the rest encountered a wild yak. This was their first time encountering an animal that attacked humans.
Yaks were usually herd animals that did not attack other species. But wild yaks were different. Hikers were most afraid of encountering them in the wild. The yaks were merciless.
Lu Shu stood far away. He had no intention of making a move. This yak was a Class F, which was higher than that of the mutated animals in the city. But Wang Zhe was a Class D. Lu Shu wanted to see if the magical stone he had stolen had any effect.
But Lu Shu was disappointed. Wang Zhe had no decent weapons. A German spade was his best weapon. Earlier, Zhang Yanfeng and the rest had boasted that they carried hunting guns, but Lu Shu saw nothing of the like…
How disappointing…
Wang Zhe easily killed the wild yak. As the group was about to advance, Lu Shu said he needed the toilet. He went back to where the wild yak was and tossed its corpse into the Seal of Lands.
After all, he was still a species research student. Although he had come here to humiliate Nie Ting, it was not like Lu Shu to come back empty-handed.
Furthermore, all the students in the specialization depended on one another. He could not discount everyone of their techniques.
They continued on. Lu Shu realized that the only female in the team received more attention. Under normal circumstances, they would simply stuff some food into their mouths for lunch. But this lady was more refined. If she wanted to eat porridge, they would stop and wait for her.
A group of uncles were in the wilderness, but had not encountered any danger. They were willing to show their gentlemanliness.
Being able to drink a bowl of porridge in a place like this was heavenly. Her husband even carried a small bag of rice around.
Zhang Yanfeng and the rest were slightly envious. Except Lu Shu…
That afternoon, the lady called Wang Yan cooked a small pot of porridge. Lu Shu took out two pears from his bag. They were big and juicy. One bite and the juice almost flowed down Lu Shu's chin.
"From Zhang Yanfeng's distress, +166…"
"From Wang Yan's…"
All of them looked as Lu Shu ate a pear in this weather. They almost drooled. They could not believe that he had brought so many fruits here!
Lu Shu had just given away two apples. Everyone suspected that Lu Shu had lived in comfort all his life, thus he had no common sense.
Wang Yan pursed her lips as she cooked her porridge. She was treated the best out of all the members in the group. Everyone envied how much her husband doted on her. But no matter how delicious the porridge was, nothing could beat eating fruits here.
"Go and ask him whether he's selling the fruits." Wang Yan poked her husband's waist using her elbow.
Her husband walked towards Lu Shu. Before he could open his mouth, Lu Shu spoke. "One for 5000 dollars."
"From Wang Yan's distress, +666!"
"From…" 
Zhang Yanfeng was dumbfounded. He was not here to hike. He was here to sell fruits!
Wang Zhe furrowed her eyebrows. "He's not going to disappear after selling all his fruits, is he?"
"I also suspect that he might do so…"
In the end, Wang Yan did not buy Lu Shu's pears. Who would be so dumb? After this conflict, all the more did they not want to talk to Lu Shu.
Someone whispered, "With so many fruits, he definitely doesn't have enough rations. Ha ha, I have never heard of anyone who has been able to carry so many fruits and finish the hike. Let him suffer."
At night, Lu Shu took out another two pears…
This was his first time discovering that he could earn distress points just by eating fruits…
In the afternoon, they countered many skeletons of wild animals on the way. This was normal. But encountering a pack of wolves and footprints of a bear near water sources made them slightly scared.
Zhang Yanfeng and the rest were experienced. Lu Shu did not expect them to have brought fishing nets.
A large fishing net was propped up by hiking poles around the camping ground, surrounding the entire camping ground. Zhang Yanfeng sighed and smiled. "This way, wild animals will not attack the camping ground. This is a tried and tested method. There is no need to set the fishing net too high. Around waist height will do. This will make wolves and bears retreat."
"I have never seen this before. The groups before this have never done this," Wang Yan praised.
Zhang Yanfeng was extremely proud. "Relax. I collect money, but no one has died in my hands. I will always bring everyone back safely."
Lu Shu looked at Zhang Yanfeng and was suddenly dumbfounded. Even he, an unimportant person, had his pride. In these two days, Lu Shu had realized that in the past, Zhang Yanfeng had led hiking groups. But after the dawn of the magically rich era, wild animals were becoming hard to deal with. Thus, he depended on Wang Zhe. 
Although Zhang Yanfeng was greedy for money, he did not take the lives of others lightly.
Of course, Lu Shu felt that even though he could read their expressions, he would never truly know their intentions. He would still have to observe him throughout their journey. After the trip to the Death Valley, everyone would go their separate ways and never gather again.
Humans are highly adaptable creatures who were good at using their brains. This was the reason why humans could dominate the earth. But Lu Shu suddenly thought. If creatures became more intelligent, would they be able to come up with methods like this?
In this kind of place, they would only be able to see the wilderness and wild animals for some time. Humans would grow lonely.
Every night after lighting up the bonfire, team building was very important. Everyone gathered and shared their stories, jokes, or took turns singing.
This was to make everyone feel like they belonged in the team, and were not rejected.
This was like a sea of sand. There were red plants everywhere on the ground. When they looked up, they saw a vast sky, but they were filled with loneliness. 
All of them took turns singing, sharing stories or telling jokes. Of course, the uncles would share dirty jokes. Wang Yan acted shy as she listened to them speak.
The atmosphere was very harmonious. When it came to Lu Shu, Lu Shu paused before saying, "Xiaoming was kept in the dark by his parents for a long time[1]. In the end, he died of suffocation."
Zhang Yanfeng was speechless.
Wang Zhe was silent.
Suddenly, there was an awkward silence…
Lu Shu was not done. He continued, "Xiaoming had just blown out the candle flame. Before he could make a wish, he was chased out of the mourning hall…"
"Ahem." Zhang Yanfeng stood up. "It's late. Everyone, deal with the blisters on your feet and go to sleep…"
Lu Shu was sad as he saw everyone else retreat for the night. Why did they not let him finish his story?
Wang Zhe suddenly had a feeling… that he had encountered Lu Shu before. Lu Shu felt just like the person he was most worried about. But the problem was, Wang Zhe had seen that person's face before. Thus, he did not think too much about it.
[1] in Chinese, "trapped in a drum" is an idiom that means to be kept in the dark. Lu Shu is using the literal meaning as a joke


Magical energy has come to this world; Lu Shu could only stare as one powerhouse after another appear.

Looking at his own peculiar ability, he exhaled a breath of cold air.

Dog balls!

...

This is a story of how Lu Shu used poisonous chicken soup to become the Demon King

Translator Synopsis:

This is the story of an orphan, Lu Shu. He is not any regular orphan, but a metahuman experiencing the changes in himself, his country and the world during the dawn of the magical era. Watch as Lu Shu embarks on a journey to hone his peculiar abilities together with his sister, the adorable and charismatic Lu Xiaoyu. Along the way, they’ll encounter supernatural events, obstacles and even the most powerful people in their country. How will Lu Shu make the best of his abilities and oust his never-ending list of rivals and opponents?

setelah berjalan cukup jauh menyusuri pedesaan, akhirnya aku pun menemukan toilet umum yang di jaga oleh seorang pria tua yang sedang duduk di depan pintu toilet. "mbah.. mau buang air ya."
"ya silahkan masuk."

"ni air kenapa dingin banget sih..." kataku yang kemudian membasuh mukaku yang terasa sangat berat. 
"mbah sudah, ini uangnya."
"iya..." jawab pak tua tersebut dengan sangat santai.

kemudian aku pun melangkahkan kakiku berjalan meninggalkan tempat tersebut. akan tetapi baru beberapa langkah aku berjalan, pria tua tadi tiba-tiba memanggilku "nak!"
"ada apa mbah??" aku pun berhenti berjalan dan membalikkan badanku untuk menjawab sapaan dari pria tua tersebut.
"kamu yang pada camping di atas ya??"
"busyet bahasanya gaul juga.." kataku dalam hati yang kemudian kembali berjalan menghampirinya. "iya mbah.. ada apa??"
"kalian jangan main deket-deket air terjun yang ada disana, disana ada siluman yang suka nyulik orang." kata pria tua tersebut dengan wajah serius sambil menunjukkan telunjuk jarinya ke arah air terjun.
"siluman mbah??" kataku dengan wajah konyol karena terlalu terkejut mendengar perkataan si mbah.
"iya.. siluman macan Muria!" jawab si mbah sambil memelototiku.
"peliharaannya mak lampir ya mbah itu??" tanyaku dengan nada bercanda.
"bukan!! macan itu sudah ada sejak zaman kerajaan Mataram kuno dulu!"

aku yang tadinya bertanya hanya dengan maksud untuk bercanda malah merasa menyesal karena si mbah menjawab candaanku dengan sangat serius dan menjelaskan asal usul dari siluman tersebut secara panjang lebar. "kalau gitu saya pamit dulu mbah.. teman-teman saya sudah menunggu." kataku sambil bergegas meninggalkan si mbah yang masih begitu bersemangat menjelaskan sejarah kerajaan Mataram.


setelah aku kembali ke warung, suasana di sekitar warung terilhat sudah tidak seramai tadi. "Shiro kenapa lama banget sih??" tanya Sinar yang terlihat sedikit khawatir.
"itu tadi di ceramahin orang kampung.."
"pasti kamu tadi buat masalah di kampung kan?!" sahut Putri sambil menunjukkan telunjuk jarinya kearahku dengan raut wajah curiga.

"cantik-cantik kok suka suudzon sih." kataku sambil berjalan melewati Putri dan mencolek pipinya.
karena tersipu malu, Putri pun berteriak sambil memukul pundakku dari belakang. "apaan sih!!"
"yaudah ayo cepetan balik! penilaian lombanya sudah mulai dari tadi ini." kata Husein sambil membangunkan Sulis yang masih tertidur di dalam gubuk.

"apaan tuh? kasih dong.." kataku sambil berjalan mendekati Niken yang terlihat sedang membuka bungkus permen.
karena melihatku yang sedang mencoba untuk merebut permennya, Niken pun bergegas melahap permen tersebut dan berteriak "tinggal satu doang!!" 
"pelit banget sih.. awas kalau kamu ngajak jalan, aku nggak mau beliin es krim lagi!"
"lah emang tinggal satu doang.. kalau kamu mau... nih ambil!" kata Niken yang kemudian memanyunkan bibirnya dan meletakkan permen tersebut di ujung mulutnya.

aku yang merasa bahwa Niken hanya sedang menggertak pun langsung mendekatinya untuk mengambil permen tersebut dengan mulutku, akan tetapi setelah jarak dari wajah kami sudah sangat dekat, Niken sama sekali tidak terlihat ragu dan tetap memanyunkan bibirnya sambil melihatku. sedangkan aku yang mulai ragu pun mulai merasakan detak jantungku yang berdetak semakin cepat.
"eeeehhh!!! kalian mau ngapain!!" teriak Sinar sambil berlari ke tengah-tengah kami untuk memisahkan kami berdua.

"nggak mau ya udah... sayang sekali." kata Niken dengan senyuman sambil berjalan meninggalkan kami berdua.
"ayo Ro!!" teriak Husein yang mulai berjalan menjauh dari gubuk bersama Sulis dan Putri.
"kamu nih... kalau kamu manjain terus jadi ngelunjak tuh Niken." kata Sinar yang sedang cemberut memarahiku.
karena melihat wajah Sinar yang terlihat sangat imut saat sedang memanyunkan bibirnya, aku pun mencubit bibirnya seraya berkata "panjang banget kaya bebek."

Sinar yang tadinya cemberut pun perlahan-lahan tersenyum dengan sedikit menahan senyumannya. akan tetapi aku yang terus memandanginya sambil tersenyum pun membuatnya tidak mampu lagi menahan senyumannya, dan dia pun tertawa sambil memukulku dengan manja seraya berkata "kamu sudah nggak marah kan??"

raut wajahku pun seketika berubah menjadi datar dan kemudian aku pun membalikkan badan dan melangkahkan kakiku berjalan meninggalkan Sinar tanpa mengucapkan sepatah katapun.
"malah ngambek lagi..!" teriak Sinar sambil berlari menyusulku. "cowok kok ngambekan sih kaya cewek aja... eh Shiro... tau nggak?! kamu kalau lagi senyum cakep deh." kata Sinar lagi yang sedang mencoba untuk merayuku sambil menarik-narik lengan bajuku.

walaupun aku merasa sangat senang saat mendengar Sinar yang sedang memujiku, akan tetapi aku berusaha untuk tetap tenang dengan wajah cuek. "aku bakal maafin kamu tapi dengan satu syarat."
"apa?" tanya Sinar penasaran.
"kiss...." kataku sambil menepuk-nepuk pipiku dengan telunjuk jariku.
"ehmmm....maunya! bukan mahram!!!" kata Sinar sambil mendorong pipiku ke samping.
"bukannya bukan, tapi belum.." kataku sambil memegang kepalanya dengan lembut.

tiba-tiba Sinar pun terdiam dengan raut wajah sedih dan kemudian bergegas berjalan meninggalkanku seraya berkata "udah ah, ayo kembali ke perkemahan.."
"kok nggak di aminin???" teriakku yang masih terdiam di belakangnya.
"aamiiiiiiin!!" teriak Sinar dari kejauhan dengan penuh semangat dan dia pun terus berjalan meninggalkanku tanpa sedikitpun menoleh kebelakang.

walaupun aku sadar ada yang aneh dari reaksi Sinar barusan, akan tetapi aku tidak terlalu memikirkan akan hal tersebut. dan setelah sampai di area perkemahan, para siswa-siswi sudah berkumpul di area tenda masing-masing, sedangkan para panitia terlihat sedang berkeliling untuk menilai komplek perkemahan para siswa yang terdiri dari 1 tenda laki-laki dan 3 tenda perempuan per kelas.
 
"ayo buruan.. habis ini penilaiannya sampai di kelas kita!" kata Sinar yang bergegas melangkahkan kakinya menuju ke komplek X-7 sambil menarik tangan kananku.
"kamu duluan saja, aku kan sudah bukan lagi bagian dari kelas X-7, dan kayaknya kelasku juga sudah dinilai tuh.." 

tiba-tiba Sinar pun berhenti berlari dan membalikkan badannya dengan raut wajah menyesal. "maafkan aku...."
"udah nggak apa-apa, sudah sana cepetan! nanti dimarahin sama Putri loh." kataku sambil mencoba untuk melepaskan pergelangan tanganku dari genggaman tangan Sinar.
"yaudah.. aku balik ke tenda dulu, tapi nanti sebelum acara pentas seni jangan lupa dengan apa yang kita bicarakan tadi pagi."
"iya.. tenang saja.." dengan senyuman tipis, Sinar pun pergi meninggalkanku dan bergegas berlari kembali ke tenda kelas X-7 yang sudah di hampiri oleh para panitia yang akan menilai komplek mereka.

"kamu kemana saja sih lama banget..." kata Shinta yang sedang berdiri di depan komplek dengan nada kesal menyambut Sinar.
"maaf... maaf.. apa semua persiapannya sudah siap??" kata Sinar yang baru saja sampai di depan komplek kelas X-7 dengan terengah-engah.
"udah.. udah semua, tinggal nunggu dinilai saja." sahut Sufi sambil mengambil bungkus plastik yang tergeletak di tanah.

mohon maaf.. karena kesalahan teknis, cerita ini saya pindah di akun lain bernama Shiro_MSFA atau bisa di check di review novel ini, disana akan saya upload setiap hari. mohon dukungannya. 

kalau tidak bisa menemukan, coba cari di kolom pencarian cinta kebencian. maaf sebelumnya. saya juga sudah memperbaiki novel tersebut.


terbit setiap rabu, Jum'at dan Minggu.

cerita dimulai pada tahun 2008 tepat saat tahun ajaran baru dimulai. Shiro adalah remaja 17 tahun yang memiliki masa lalu kelam, dan karena kepribadian ganda yang ia miliki sangat bertolak belakang satu sama lain, membuat Shiro merasa tertekan dalam menjalani kehidupannya.
walaupun begitu dia selalu mencoba untuk tetap mengontrol dirinya, akan tetapi semuanya berubah semenjak dia bertemu dengan Yolanda dan Dara.


love and hatred are equal .. saat kau mencintai seseorang dengan berlebihan, maka saat kau kecewa dengannya, kebencianmu terhadapnya juga akan sama besarnya.


cerita slice of life dan pembelajaran..
saat ini saya sedang membuat 2 novel lainnya, bertemakan masuk di dunia game dan aksi petualangan yang mungkin akan mulai saya publish di awal 2020.
berjudul Emross Empire : War And Order dan New World

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When Nathan exited the red portal, he found himself back at Cram City.

It was already morning around 8:00 am and the sky was cloudy.

Boom!

Tata!

Tata!

Boom!

'What the…?!'

The enormous stingray-like creature that was larger than a football stadium and used to hover near the Divine Tower and spat out 10ft tall and 5ft wide eggs with a 3m-tall zombie inside of it was dead and lying on the ground, crushing everything underneath it.

There were assault helicopters, jets, land vehicles and soldiers fighting off a number of 3m-tall zombies.

There was also no sign of Ashleigh and Kaija.

The countdown for the closing of the Divine Tower finally ended and it vanished, leaving a plain field of dirt that was as large as a football stadium.

'This…!'

Putting aside the unlimited source of EXP, as much as Nathan wanted to hunt down Ashleigh and Kaija, he was tempted to search for the treasure chest that the enormous stingray-like creature dropped.

What if it was an [Artifact] grade item as well? Possibly like the [Divine Blood] which is a consumable item.

He gritted his teeth. 

'There's always a next time in killing that bimbo!'

He decided to circle around the enormous stingray-like creature.

There were many ruined buildings and abandoned vehicles from the battles between humans and zombies since last night.

The road was also filled with cracks and pitfalls thanks to the earthquake last night by the summoning of the Divine Tower.
 
Nathan did his best to move as fast and carefully as he could as he circled around to search for the treasure chest.

'God, I hope it hasn't been taken…'

***

40 minutes later…

The battle between zombies and humans came to a close about 25 minutes ago, with the military retreating back to their base with their land and air vehicles.

Nathan was far away from the enormous stingray-like creature and in the eastern part of Cram City.

During his search, he found out that the 3m-tall zombies were still Level 1 despite more than 24 hours has passed.

He didn't kill any of the 3m-tall zombies and just searched for the treasure chest that the stingray-like creature may have dropped.

However, his search was a failure.

He didn't find any [Gold] Treasure Chest, only [Green] and [Blue].

"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!" 

He kicked a lamppost.

Pah!

Clang!

There was a dent on the lamppost.

"GODDAMMIT! WHO FUCKING TOOK IT?!"

He facepalmed.

Pah!

"Shit, shit, shit! Had I knew I wasn't going to find it, I would've just chased those two bitches!" 

"IDIOT!"

"STUPID!"

He forcefully calmed himself down and assessed the situation.

'Those two are probably still making their way to Haven Town. I can try to catch up…'

'However…. that bimbo did say that Amir is still alive and is at Saint Town…'

'She didn't look like she was lying…'

Nathan stroked his beardless chin.

'By now, everyone already knows the Divine Tower disappeared and the members of Red Dust are expecting Rose and the others to return…'

'If those two bitches return back to Haven Town and tell the people there what happened, Amir would no doubt be dead…'

'I need to go reach Saint Town and retrieve Amir before those two bitches rat me out!'

Nathan looked over at the east.

"Amir, I'm coming to get you. Don't worry, we'll torture your captors slowly."

***

30 minutes later…

Nathan was invisible and running as fast as he could.

He was so fast that the sound of his footsteps seemed like a dozen men were running.

He was still far away from exiting Cram City.

His destination was a one-story house.

'Faster! Faster! FASTER!'

He jumped over the walls.

When he reached the front door, he pushed it away, forcefully opening it and ended up destroying it.

Pah!

With his STR at 68 (+9) points, it was no different from pushing a piece of thin plywood.

Inside, his eyes quickly wandered around.

There was no light inside the house and the windows were closed.

However, there were a few open cans on the table and unwashed dishes on the sink.

'Where's the toilet?! Where the fuck is it?!'

Although he could do his business anywhere out in the open without being judge, he hasn't yet reached the point that he was comfortable with it.

Sure, he was a so-called lone wolf and hates crowded places, but that doesn't mean he likes to go out in the wilderness to do some camping.

He preferred to stay inside the comforts of his room and read books.

'There!'

He finally found the toilet.

He quickly opened it.

Kacha!

He deactivated [Coward's Way], pulled down his pants and sat on the bowl.

Atomic bombs began dropping…

"Ahh…."

He placed his elbows on tops of his thighs and held his head down.

"Wew… I shouldn't have eaten so much."

Before he entered the Divine Tower, he ate at least worth 3 meals.

And during his time there, he also ate another meal.

Furthermore, as a person who works out, he developed a habit of moving his bowel every day.

All of a sudden, there was a clicking sound and it was followed by a man's voice.

"Put your hands on the air and raise your head or I'll blow your brains out!"

Nathan's eyes widened.

Realizing the situation he was in, he was torn inside.

Was it a handgun, rifle or shotgun?

Although he found out back in the Divine Tower that he wouldn't die right away from a headshot due to his VIT, he doesn't know if he could survive is his head was blown off.

'Fuck! I got Tywin-Lannistered!'

His pants were down so he couldn't stand up and charge.

"DID YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?! DO IT NOW!!!"

"Please don't shoot! Please, I just wanted to use your toilet!" Nathan said as he slowly raised his hands and head.

He saw the man in front of him.

It was an Asian man around his late teens with System items on and looked like he was from Muwin. 

He had a double-barrel shotgun pointed at Nathan's face.

"Bro, please don't shoot! I'm a Muwinian as well!" Nathan said in Muwinian.

Still pointing the shotgun, the man studied Nathan's features.

He was surprised to see Nathan's body size.

The average height of Muwinians is 5'7" for the male and 5'5" for the female.

So to see Nathan who was 2.2m tall (or about 7.21ft), he was surprised.

"From where?" the man asked in Muwinian.

"Latif."

Based on their accents, both of them could tell that they were at least from the central region of Muwin.

The man slowly put down his shotgun.

Seeing the man put down his gun, Nathan also put his hands down.

'I could take out my sawed-off shotgun and kill this guy but I don't know how many people are inside this house…' Nathan thought. "Um… Bro, can I finish my business?"

The man squinted his eyes and said, "Do it quickly and leave right away."

However, the man didn't leave. He just stood there waiting.

'Eh… Is this person one of those perverts that get turned on by watching people defecate? My god, what a weirdo,' Nathan thought.

Nathan quickly finished his business and flushed.

As he pulled his pants up, the man pointed the shotgun on Nathan once again.

"Okay, I'm done," said Nathan with his hands up.

The man slowly backed away and moved to the side but just enough for him to be able to shoot Nathan in case he does something he didn't like.

"Leave now."

"Okay," Nathan said with his hands up in the air as he exited the toilet

The moment he exited the toilet…

Nathan suddenly disappeared, catching the man off guard and accidentally pulling the trigger.

Bang!

After the trigger was pulled, Nathan grabbed the man's shotgun and neck, causing him to lose his invisibility.

He tried to absorb the shotgun into his [Artifact] Gold Spatial Finger but it didn't.

'Heh~ So as long as another living person is holding the item I can't absorb it?'

Nathan pulled the shotgun away and threw it away before raising the man up in the air.

He tightened his grip around the man's neck to the point that it could break at any moment.

The man was about to cast a spell but Nathan threw him against the wall.

Bam!

"AHH!"

Thud!

The man broke a few ribs and landed on the floor.

He coughed out blood as he desperately tried to get up, causing Nathan to sneer.

"Good, you're still alive. You made me beg. Whoever it is you're with here, I'm going to kill them right in front of you."

All of a sudden, Nathan heard the sound of footsteps.

"DIANNE! COME BACK HERE!" a woman called out.

Nathan looked over who was coming.

It was a girl who looked like she was only 16 years old and was dressed with System items.

She threw her weapon and ran over to Nathan's leg and cried.

Clang!

"Please, mister! Please don't kill my big brother! Take me if you want! Just spare my brother, please!"

Meanwhile, the woman who called out earlier appeared as well.

She was a Caucasian woman in her early 20s and was also dressed in System items.

"Dianne!!!" said the Caucasian woman.

However, when she saw Nathan's towering height and Asian guy lying on the floor and injured, her eyes widened and she dropped her weapon.

Clang!

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Author's thoughts:

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Thank you for reading!

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"I am a Chosen One! I refuse to bow down to society! Society must bow down to me!" 


Nathan is your average 24-year old man. Just like everyone else, he experienced both pain and happiness in his life which shaped him into the man who he is. 


One day, God unleashed a zombie apocalypse and gave humanity the System that allows them to level-up, forever changing the world. And among the humans, there are beings called Chosen Ones who are slightly better off than the average humans. 


Follow the journey of a man who slowly descends into madness as he survives in a zombie apocalypse and rises to power. 


Author's note: I took some ideas from the novel [God and Devil World].

camping toilet

Camping trip

The Ballad of Toilet Man

Kar98K Upon Touchdown!

Teror Rumah Hantu

Saya Yang Telah Tiba di Dunia Lain, Akan Hidup Seperti Yang Saya Suka Dengan Kemampuan Hipnotis Saya!!!

The New System World

Spare Me, Great Lord!

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