Just stories written while im on the toilet or in the restroom in general

"So you're saying Jungkook risk his career just to be with you?" Seokmin asked. You and the 1997,1998 and 1999 people were in the car going to school.

"Yep" you nodded.

His company didn't allow him to be with you. Your company did allow you to date but the thing is, you have to date that person more than a year. Jungkook refused on giving you up so he said if they don't let him date you, then he'll quit BTS. Since his band is getting every popular, they allowed him to date you with some rules.

"Why would he want to risk his career over someone stupid like you" Seungkwan said.

"I don't know either" you said.

Once you arrive to the school, you saw Kangjoon. You waved at him and he did the same. You were going to run up to him but Jungkook appeared.

"Morning Jagiya" he smiles.

"Morning Jungkookie" You kisses him on the cheek.

"I have to go see someone right now, so I'll see you inside. I love you" you kissed him goodbye before running to Kangjoon.

"Hey" You said.

"Hey. You and Jungkook are a thing now?" He asked.

"Yeah" you smiled.

"He better treat my best friend right" 

"He does" you smiled.

"So How are things with Ezra?"

"I gave up on her" he said.

"Really?!?" You asked shock.

"Yep. I don't need a girl now that I have my best friend back" he hugs you.

"Wait. Is it okay if we see each other? Wouldn't Jungkook be angry?" He asked pushing you away. You laughed.

"Ani. He knows about you. I told him that you're just a friend nothing more" you said.

"Good because he's really strong and I don't want to die yet"

"You won't!" You smiled.

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You and Jungkook were at the cafeteria, holding hands. He said he likes your warmth and you really likes his too. You then see Kangjoon alone eating lunch. 

You learned that he gets bullied for being left by his real parents. He gets bullied because they think he's a need for wearing glasses and reading books. 

"Jungkook, I'm going to sit with Kangjoon" you said.

"You don't wanna sit with me and my friends?"

"I do but Kangjoon looks lonely and he needs me"

"But I need you"

"I promise you, I'll sit with you tomorrow"

"Promise"

"Promise" you smiled.

"Alright, go sit with him" he said.

"Thank you. I love you" 

"Love you too" he said walking away towards his friends. You took a seat in front of Kangjoon, snatching his book away.

"No more books" you smiled.

"But it was getting good!" He complained.

"I don't care"

"Hey what happened to your glasses you used to wear?"

"I wear eye contacts now because you know, idol"

"Right...but you looked so cute in your glasses" 

"I know" you smiled.

"So are you gonna explain to me how you, (L/N) (Y/N) is dating Jeon Jungkook?"

"I am just wait. I haven't seen Ezra yet"

"She's the one who's walking up to your man" he said. You saw a girl walk up to Jungkook and took a seat on his laps. She wraps her arm around her neck. You saw her speaking but didn't hear.

"Are you okay?" Kangjoon asked.

"I'm fine" you said.

"Sure?" He asked.

"Yep" you nodded.

"Good because right now I need your help"

"With what?"

"A new adopted brother"

Kangjoon told you his parents adopted another boy around the age of 13. He said his name is Chawon. He hates Kangjoon for no reason. Kangjoon wants to get to know his new brother but Chawon doesn't. You feel bad for both of them. Kangjoon wants to get along but Chawon is scared.

"We'll make him love you, don't worry. He's not use to you yet"

"So I should wait?" 

"I think you should. Anyways I have to get going"

"We have another twenty minutes left though"

"I know. I need to see someone" you lied and left. You headed towards the rooftop where no one is basically allowed there. You felt the wind blowing your hair. You closed your eyes taking deep breaths.

I haven't visited my family or (B/F/N) for a long time. I should go to visit them but they're all the way in Busan. Maybe thanksgiving I should go. I'm sorry Wonwoo and Hoshi. I haven't visited you. With my new album out and the concerts I never had time to visit you guys. I'll today. After school. 

You probably know that I'm dating Jungkook. We have been together over two weeks now. He's an amazing boyfriend. You guys would have probably love him like the other do. I wish you were still here with me. 

I promise to stay strong and continue on singing and dance. For the two of you because I love you guys.

A tear rolled down your cheek as you remember the good times you had with them. Then you felt something warm on your neck. You felt shivers and turned around.

"You scared me!" 

"You okay?" 

"I'm fine" you said.

"You sure?" Jungkook cups your cheeks.

"I'm sure'' you smiled.

"Good because I don't wanna see my girl sad if she isn't sad of me leave her alone" he wipes your tears.

"Jungkookie?" 

"Yes?"

"Why did you choose me over your career?" 

"Because I have told you multiple times, I love you and only you. I don't care if I need to quit because I'll do anything to be with you"

"Ash, Jungkook stop saying things like that" you playfully pushed him.

"Like what?" Jungkook asked smiling

"Sayings sweet things to me. My heart already beats for you, no need to make me more in love with you"

"I need too just in case you leave me" he said.

"Aw, kookie I will never leave you" 

"Good because I only want you" Jungkook pressed his lips against yours for a second until you pulled away.

"Are we really going to kiss now?" You asked.

"Yep it's been a long time since we had"

"That was like four days ago!"

"Still long" he smiled.

"You're luck that you're cute" 

"I know!" He kissed you again. He places his hands on her waist as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He pulls you closer, tilting your head to deepen the kiss.  Instead of licking your bottom lip, he bit it making you open your mouth. He slips his tongue in your mouth, playing with yours.

But you didn't know that when you and Jungkook were making out, Kangjoon saw the whole show.






























| JUNGKOOK POV |

"Hey Jungkook, you got you a fine girl"

"Hey went you're done with her, pass it on to me"

"So why is she sitting with that kid?"

"The nerd"

Why is she always with him? He's starting to get annoying. He should know she's mine. Why does she care about him more than me? I'm her boyfriend! She should only love me!

"Hey Jungkook Oppa!" He turned around to see an annoying girl who has a huge crush on him. She sits on his lap and wraps her arms around him.

"Why don't you break up with (Y/N)? I know it's not real and that your guys company said too. You can leave her and come to me" she whispered onto his ears.

"And if you can't....well she doesn't need to know"

Get this disgusting thing away from me! It's funny that she honestly thinks that I'm going leave my love for her. Come on, use your braincells...wait they're all gone. This girl thinks I'm gonna cheat on my future wife. Nope. I'm never going to leave her. If she likes it or not. She's forever mine.

"She doesn't need to know that you're a slut. I do agree with that. Can you please get off of me? I already have a girlfriend and she's amazing. I don't plan on ever leaving her especially like a girl like you" Jungkook said pushing her off. 


He sees (Y/N) leaving the cafeteria. He follows her out to the rooftop. He walks up to her, kissing her neck. 

"You scared me!" She said.

"You okay?" He asked.

"I'm fine" (Y/N)  said.

"You sure?" Jungkook cups her cheeks.

"I'm sure'' she smiled.

"Good because I don't wanna see my girl sad if she isn't sad of me leave her alone" he wipes her tears.

"Jungkookie?" 

"Yes?"

"Why did you choose me over your career?" 

"Because I have told you multiple times, I love you and only you. I don't care if I need to quit because I'll do anything to be with you"

"Ash, Jungkook stop saying things like that"she playfully pushed him.

"Like what?" Jungkook asked smiling.

"Sayings sweet things to me. My heart already beats for you, no need to make me more in love with you"

"I need too just in case you leave me" he said.

"Aw, kookie I will never leave you" 

"Good because I only want you" Jungkook pressed his lips against her for a second until she pulled away.

"Are we really going to kiss now?" She asked.

"Yep it's been a long time since we had"

"That was like four days ago!"

"Still long" he smiled.

"You're luck that you're cute" 

"I know!" He kissed her again.

And my plan work. Kangjoon is behind those doors, watching me kissing his best friend. This should tell you that she's mine and you should stay away. 

*bell rings*


(Y/N) pulls her soft lips away from him.

"We're going to be late for class" she said.

"Then let's go before we're late" he takes her hand dragging her out of the rooftop.

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Jungkook was walking with (Y/N). She said she wanted to see Wonwoo and Hoshi's grave and he didn't want to stop her from being sad. 

"(Y/N) hold my hand, we're crossing the road" he said as she takes his hand.

Gosh! She's making me fall in love with her more. Why is she so adorable!

"We're close!" She said dragging him to the graveyard. He chuckles as she sees her trying to drag him but can't since he's stronger.

"Kookie!" She said.

"Yes?" He smiles.

"Let's go" she tries to pull him.

"You're so adorable" he pinches her cheeks.

"Ow" she rubs her cheeks softly.

"Let's go" he takes her to the graveyard. The two reached at the grave of Wonwoo and Hoshi. He sees (Y/N) placing the flowers she bought for them down. She then starts praying.

"Hi Wonu and Hoshi! I missed you guys so much. How are you doing up there? Here in my world, everything is going fine. Your members miss you too. They're doing great like mine. Anyways, we released a new album and we're going to start touring in the US since a much of our fans are foreigners"

"I have this amazing cute boyfriend. His name is Jungkook. You probably know him because he's from BTS. He's the sweetest guy I know. You guys would have been best friends. He helps me when I need help. He's an amazing boyfriend and I'm happy that I'm dating him. I think you guys send him to me so I want to thank you for sending Jungkook to me"

Aw....my baby. Why are you so adorable? I just want to marry you and keep you in my pocket forever.


"Please continue on watching over me and everyone else. We love you guys so much and will never forget you" she said.

"Let's go get something to eat" Jungkook said.

"Okay!" She smiled.

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Jungkook took (Y/N) to a restaurant. He was going to the bathroom and left (Y/N) alone. He went inside the stall and saw his carrot is woken up.

After he finished what he needed to do, he saw the waiter talking to his love. He saw the waiter winking at her and giving her a piece of paper and that had numbers. 

Jungkook got mad and his fist was ready to land on the waiter's face. The waiter left and Jungkook took a seat.

"Thank goodness, you're back. I felt uncomfortable. That guy was flirting with me and he even gave me his number. I didn't want it but still gave me it. I told him I'm taken but he still didn't care" she said.

"Well I'm here now. I won't let any guy steal you away from me" he took her hand. He looks at his love who is smiling at him. And only him.

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Jungkook was waiting outside of the restaurant. He dropped (Y/N) home and decided to go back to the place and show the waiter a lesson he'll never forget. He wore all black and had a mask on.

"Alright! I'm going home!" The waiter said.

"See ya tomorrow" the waiter's friend said. The guy started walking and Jungkook followed behind. Once Jungkook saw no one around, he pushed the guy into the ally. He pinned the guy against the wall, choking him with a rag. Once the guy passed out, he left him on the ground and grabbed his car. He shoved the body in his trunk and headed off to his play room.


















































































You shouldn't have touch what's not yours.

“I thought you were smarter, my love. You just fell for my traps" he said leaning towards your bloody face.

"You're crazy!" You yelled at him, trying to untie your hands.

"I'm crazy!?! What's crazy is that this world that refuses to let me be with you" he shakes the chair roughly.

"But don't worry. One day, you'll learn to love me again. One day, you'll realize that I'm the one for you. So you're mine and mine alone. I don't want any guys having you, I'm too selfish. So happy that I have you in my arms" he said smiling brightly with the bloody hands.
































"You'll learn to love me again. And no one else" he said before smacking his bloody lips onto yours.











Warning: Contain blood and sexual things aka mature content 


YANDERE JK X READER

TODAY was a new day and a Saturday. Monica wasn't going to work neither was Bianca going to school so they  had the whole day to spend together and you can not imagine the happiness Monica felt. It was unimaginable, unreachable.

Bianca took her bath in a different bathroom, in her bathroom and so did Monica. She wanted her space and although Monica didn't want to ever be separate from her she respected her wishes. But she couldn't wait for the day that they would both take their baths in her bathroom. That day would be exquisite for her. 

Bianca was about to go down for breakfast with the maids when Monica stopped her. "You should go to the dining with me." Monica said. Bianca turned around to face her with a smile on her face.

Then she started laughing, the rolling on the floor kind of laughter. Monica watched her with a smile on her face wondering what the hell she said that was so funny. She was almost embarrassed but then she loved the sound of Bianca's laughter even if she was laughing at her.

"You know that that's impossible Monica. That's a crazy thing for you to think of let alone to suggest" Bianca chuckled out, wiping her eyes. "Oh my God! you are so funny didn't think you had it in you." Bianca giggled then she started laughing all over again.

"I seriously don't know what is funny." Monica pouted. She looked at what she was wearing, a short black sleeveless gown. It fit her or so she's been told. Maybe I look ugly Monica thought. She was about to rush to the mirror when Bianca held her back. 

"Where are you going to?" Bianca asked trying her best to contain her laughter. Monica didn't answer she just looked back shyly, a pout on her face.

Bianca could see she was about to cry. She didn't mean for her laughter to hurt Monica she really didn't.

"It's not you I am laughing at, it's the idea of sitting at your dining. Me a common Maid Sit with your father and mother and you. It's crazy." Bianca clarified. She moved inches closer to Monica so she could comfortably rap her hands around her waist. "Common baby smile. You look really pretty I swear." Bianca grinned, while pulling Monica's cheek. 

Monica did smile.

"You are not just a common Maid you are a law student and my friend. If you are not going to the dining with me then by all means go to the maids but I won't be going as well." Monica sternly said folding her hands.

"You really do mean this, as in you are seriously serious?" Bianca asked cocking an eyebrow. Her face right now was comical.

"I am overly serious." Monica replied. Bianca simply nodded not willing to say anything that will hurt Monica. She knew how sensitive Monica was when it came to her.

Seeing that Bianca had agreed Monica jumped up excited and pecked her. She wanted to show Bianca off to the world. And for some reasons she wanted her parents to be the first to see Bianca the lady who captured her soul and set her body aflame with desires unend.

Monica wanted to walk side by side with Bianca all the days that she may live and if she be reincarnated then she wanted only Bianca still. If she was asked where she belonged she would say she belonged by Bianca's side. That her place was by her side and no where else.

"Yes it is wrong. It is forbidden. But I can't stop feeling this way Bianca. For the first time I'm on the edge of life. The very edge."


Against religion. Against family. Against society. Four characters. Two females. One deadly love story. One sin.

Aisha Monica Mohammed has never fallen in love before. There was no wrong to her name, no scandal. Monica was the perfect Daughter, the perfect boss, the perfect beauty. To everyone who knew her she was without flaw. She had the broadest smile so no one could have guessed how empty she truly was. So empty she was until she met Bianca.

Bianca Obinna was a simple law student struggling to get her and her family out of the chains of poverty. A poor girl with big dreams that seemed beyond her reach, but dreams she would fight for nevertheless. When fate toils more with Bianca she finds herself working as a maid in the Mohammed's mansion.

At first sight Monica was smitten by Bianca. There was just something about Bianca that drove her to the edge. Something about Bianca that weakened her. When Bianca screamed she cowered, and when Bianca frowned she begged. The most powerful woman in the face of love was weakened.

The edge was a beautiful place and she was oblivious as to how she fell into the depth of love. Love will grow but it will grow in pain. And it will never die even in hell.

Louie ordered one of his servants to bring me his laptop containing the PowerPoint and we decided to study it... side by side I looked at the PowerPoint presentation he made... it looks pretty good if I do say so myself..

"What is this presentation for exactly?" I asked him

"I will be presenting it in front of a crowd of potential investors while my father will be watching..." He said in a monotone voice.

"You aren't scared in the least bit?" I asked.

"OF COURSE I'M SCARED!" He shouted. "Well... I'm just a bundle of nerves... but I learned to keep my emotions from overtaking me... it's very easy for people to take advantage of you if you let your heart out." He frowned and continued to look to the laptop.

Honestly I kind of feel bad for him... I guess I can comfort him..

I placed my hand on his shoulder. "You can tell me anything you want, okay?" I said to him.

"It's kind of funny..." He giggled. "Considering it looks like my own self is giving me comfort... but thanks," he spoke while continuing to type in the laptop.

"ACK! WHY DOES MY BOTTOM FEEL LIKE IT'S WET FOR SOME REASON! IS THERE WATER HERE!" Louie stood up looking to see at his back.

"What's that metallic smell... it smells like copper..." Greg pitched in.

"The bigger question is what's that red stain." Luther pointed towards the red stain in Louie's buttocks.

... OH MY GOD... I FORGOT...

"Uh... I don't want to be like a party pooper and such but Grace doesn't your time of the month start tomorrow or somewhere this week?" Sungah reminded me...

My jaw dropped

"What.. time of the month... WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT. ALSO, GET ME A TOWEL..."  Louie exclaimed panicking about the bloodstain in his pants.

"It's my period... it happens like monthly for me..."

"YALL BETTER FIX THIS... I AM GOING TO NEED NEW PANTS NOW! Also, WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP! I CAN'T GO TO WORK WITH BLOOD LEAKING OUT." Louie grabbed the tissue and wiped his pants with it.

"Although... why is Louie getting periods?" Luther asked.

"Duh! Remember I switched their physical aspect so like they experience each other's physical flaws and such." Sungah explained.

"WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW? I NEVER EXPERIENCED PERIODS LIKE EVER!" Louie shouted. "Calm down Louie!" Greg tried calming him down. "I AM CALM!"

"Isn't there like a spell to prevent this or like stop this cause clearly Louie is going to feel discomfort with this... especially since he's like a man in a woman's body," Greg asked Sungah. 

Sungah declined. "No... I mean if there was... I would have probably used it on myself but this is a part of a lady's biological health... so you are probably just going to have to bear with it." 

I giggled, which made Louie turn to me, really angry. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU KNOW! I'm LIKE SUFFERING HERE!"

"You are finally experiencing what it feels like to be a woman! So like! Suffer!" I giggled.

"So what's going to happen now! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!" Louie exclaimed.

"Uh... pretty sure.. you'll probably get like mood swings like what you are having right now." Sungah giggled.

"Also I get like horrible cramps sometimes... but I think it'll be fine," I reassured him.

"Ugh! Damn it.. this is such a hassle. We need to study for the presentation!" Louie bit his nails... in utter fear... why is he suddenly scared and nervous he was calm and collected a minute ago.

"Could it be the mood swings?" I muttered out of my breath. "What did you say?" He raised his eyebrow.

"You know. When a lady gets her period she can get really terrible mood swings... trust me when Grace is in her period she just gets mad at everything..." Sungah giggled.

"UGH! Is there like something that can prevent the dripping... IT FEELS SO UNCOMFORTABLE." 

"Actually here... I got like a maxi pad... just put it on in the bathroom." Sungah hands him the sanitary pad.

"What!" He turns as red as a tomato. "I'm not going to wear that! I'm gonna see Grace's unmentionables!" 

"I mean didn't you take a bath like earlier so you should have at least seen it?" Greg asked.

"Actually I took a bath with a swimsuit on. So I didn't see anything I'm not supposed to see." Louie replied blushing and moving erratically. "Wait! You didn't look at anything as well right Grace!" He turns to me... "Oh um.."

I totally didn't like to admire your body in the mirror and flexed and talked about how awesome I am... "Oh, of course, I didn't do anything of the sort." I chuckled.

"You totally did, didn't you? You naughty girl." Sungah smirked. "Shut up and continue the schedule," I responded.

"Wait!" An idea popped up on Louie's head. "Why don't you put it on for me? This is like your body so you wouldn't be embarrassed in putting it on for me right?" Louie asked.

"I mean ya... but that's like really weird... Like really weird..." I said timidly.

"Also the both of you aren't really allowed in the bathroom together..... like that would look incredibly weird," Greg commented.

"Well weird is how new ideas form. It's more about how open-minded a person is..." Louie said WHICH LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE FOR OUR CURRENT SITUATION...

"For christ's sake... it's just putting a maxi pad in your own body. It's so easy... just do it for me please?" Louie begged...

Eventually, I gave in.. and nodded... "Wait! What if you get arrested and such? Since I'm going inside the woman's bathroom wouldn't that like ruin your image?" I objected.

"Surely you don't expect to get caught right? 

IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE'S ATTENTION... PRETTY SURE I AM EASILY NOTICABLE.

Anyways let's go." He grabbed my hand and dragged me across the restroom... We looked around carefully before entering the bathroom. 

"No one is here come on just do it!" Louie shouted pulling me towards a stall...

"Hey! Ummm THIS IS SO WEIRD!" I blushed and embarrassed.

"Come on get it on already! Do it to my body already... It's my first time so like do it quickly got it! So we can quickly go back to work!"

POV: Innocent Bystander.

Ugh.. what a nice day at work is a call center agent... it always cheers me up if I drink a little tea from this cafe... but first time to freshen up!

I entered the bathroom and got my make up kit... as I look to see I hear groans... of some sort from one of the stall.

"Come on get it on already! Do it to my body already! It's my first time so like do it quickly got it!" I hear a woman's voice.

WAIT?! DO WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY DOING THERE?

"Okay! Take off your clothes..." I hear a deep voice...

"Just hurry up! I have work to do later." The woman groans.

"Ya... I'll do it very quickly." 

WHAT?! THEY ARE DOING IT HERE. ISN'T THIS A PUBLIC PLACE!

"I'll close my eyes... this is kind of my first time." The woman said timidly.

"Don't worry I'm pretty experienced." The man inside the stall responded.

SHOULD I REPORT THIS TO THE AUTHORITIES OR SOMETHING! SOMETHING LIKE THIS SHOULD NOT BE DONE IN THE BATHROOM!

It was silent... as I continued to look over to the stall... it suddenly opens.

POV: Grace

"Okay! It's finally done!" I opened the stall as we walked out a woman in her 30s is blushing... outside...

"Don't worry... you guys.. are safe... I don't mind..." She said timidly and stuttering.

WAIT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 

I realized I WAS IN LOUIE'S BODY! I dashed away from the woman's bathroom as Louie followed me.

"Good thing that whole debacle is done.... although why was that woman blushing... she was as red as peach.." Louie told me.

"I'm not sure..." I said to him...

DOESN'T HE REALIZE WE LOOK LIKE WE DID A TRYST IN THE BATHROOM...

"Anyways whatever it was. Let's go and study the presentation.. the result is now on your hands don't mess this up. Grace." He said sternly.

"Got it."

I guess I'll do my best!









Grace knows she hates him and yet she still can't help falling in love with him. Not only is he, her high school crush, he is also her rival CEO. But with a little bit of magic.. who knows what'll happen to her love-hate relationship

"Hey! What the hell happened? Why did you flee like that?"

As he saw a youngster relaxing next to his sports car without a care in the world, Aldren walked up to him and asked with a frowning face. In response, Bin sighed, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Nothing, I've won some money and I don't want to lose it."

"Then what about Lady Cass? How come she specifically came to talk to you?"

Bin feigned surprise and lied: "I don't know her, she must've mistaken me for someone else."

Seeing that Bin wasn't going to tell him anything, Aldren didn't pursue the matter although he was still very suspicious. Whatever happened, it concerns Lady Cass and Bin and since neither of them was willing to cooperate, he'll just pretend he saw or heard nothing, as it's always the actions that bring the least amount of consequences.

"Give me your card if you want to cash out."

Aldren grumbled and stretched his hand to which Bin handed him the card while warning him with a serious expression:

"Don't spend my money on the games and don't lose them!"

He seemed to really care about the 4 million won, which really isn't that big of an amount for Aldren, who snorted and left. Bin, who was left alone, leaned on the car and impatiently waited for his money to return.

What happened here seemed like a dream but the pain he feels whenever he pinches is definitely real and this made him happier. His mood was over the moon right now as he joyfully whistled and thought about all the gifts he's going to buy for Mina. As their home got robbed, the little bit clothes she had were either dirtied or disappeared, nevertheless, Jasmine's mother did buy a considerable amount of luxurious clothes for her.

Despite that fact, Bin still planned to buy his sister a lot of clothes, toys and precious souvenirs, as for the rest, it'll be hidden away like the other money.

Fortunately, he managed to get back that stolen money, though at a precious cost, still, his hard word from the last several months didn't go to waste. Add to that today's winnings made Bin consider himself slightly rich. Of course, to secure a good future for Mina, he needs much more money which is why he never thought about quitting his job. Although it's sometimes frustrating, it's by far the best one he'll find, that is, if you exclude the job Melissa offered him.

Anyway, Aldren returned a few minutes later with a stack of bills in his hand. He gave Bin his money then the two got into the car, one was excited while the other seemingly bored.

"Must you act so excited? It's not like you've won a million dollars."

Hearing Aldren, Bin let out a snort, hid the bills deep into his pockets while saying:

"You wouldn't understand."

Aldren glanced at the youth next to him and said: "I don't think I need to. From anyone's point of view, you're poor so gaining that much of money will definitely make you happy, however, it may look like a lot but it disappears as fast as it's earned, trust me."

Bin maintained a brief silence before retorting:+-

"It only disappears if you spend it." 

"What's that supposed to mean?" Aldren asked back while lighting a cigarette with one hand and controlling the wheel with the other.

"You bunch, the rich ones, don't count how much you spend because, by the time you actually buy what you want, you would have earned much more from other sources. On the other hand, I am but a servant who gets paid monthly and, as you know, I am sick and I don't have much time left so a big earning like today's is exactly what I need."

As he saw Bin's serious expression, Aldren decided not to say what was on his mind and asked something else:

"I assume it's for your little sister?"

"Indeed it is."

"But I don't get it… even if it's for your little sister, once you're gone, the money would be in the hands of whoever will be responsible for her. They can ditch her and take the money for themselves."

"And that is exactly I'm going to search for an honest family that won't go crazy over a bit of money." So stated Bin with a clear and resolute voice.

Then, a bout of silence flowed between the two young men, who each thought about something. The one to break it was the dandy-looking Aldren who threw away his cigarette across the window and chuckled:

"Funny, I always thought poor people weren't the materialistic type, choosing to believe in God or 'Hope'."

Bin turned to look at the snickering blondie and responded: "Anyone and everyone is materialistic, even if they claim not to be. They say money can't bring happiness but I spit on such sayings because those who say that are the ones born with a silver spoon and don't know what it's truly like to be homeless or to starve for days."

In the end, Aldren chose not to comment and merely focused on the road. It didn't long before the two reached the campus, which was no longer empty.

Fortunately, they arrived at the right time as Bin spotted his 'beloved' master leaving one of the buildings. She seemed to be in a good mood as the classes for today are over, at last.

"Oh I so wish to see my dear Cara but duty calls so I have to go!"

Aldren whined, pointed at his vibrating phone before getting into his car and driving off, leaving Bin alone.

Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still, it makes no difference.

This is the story of a sick 19-year-old young man called Bin, who tasted despair ever since he was young. He became numb to the cruelty and unfairness of life yet he still lives, hoping that his little sister will live a life much better than his own. With not much time left to live due to his illness, Bin tries his best to gain some money for his sister before he leaves this godforsaken world.

It all began with a coincidental meeting... two fates intertwined together, one was a poor and dying youngster and the other was a spoiled and childish girl.

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This story is only a stress relief and would only post when I'm free, the main focus would be my main story.

WARNING: I'm just writing this for FUN, so whether it has some cliché moments or anything of the sort, Do not blame me for you have been warned.

PS: For some special information, this story does not have much action, so if that is what you are looking for then I suggest you do not read. It has mainly slice of life/ Romance/ Comedy( a bit as I'm still a beginner in that) / Tragedy (not all of it but can be sad at times).

Have a good read if you ever decide to try it out.

Peace

Your Sincere Encyclopedia about the Animals and Plants
Writer1: Anonymous(Would you care if I told you?)
Writer2: Who? What? Where? Why?
Writer3: Writer3
Writer4: What did you ask?
Writer5: I don't hear, see, know!
Writer6: SeXyBaBy37
Writer7: UnknownSurvivor

From the section of funny books in the public library of Old Marmara.

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First of all, I would like the readers of that sincere encyclopedia to learn that; "This book guarantees no true knowledge. Everything in it may be made up or may not be. It is up to you to believe and go f*ck yourself if you don't. Don't sue us if you die in the wild caused by a stupid knowledge you picked up here."

Also, you may now be saying things such as: "Why should I read that sh*t then?". We don't question your sanity, OK? It is up to you to read that. Have fun! 

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The Night Cat
Most of the creatures would produce light at night but these night cats don't. They are dangerous creatures of the forests. Under the dark night sky, they are invisible.  Forests at night completely ruled by them. There are so few natural enemies of them. They are completely black. Even their eyes are completely black. Around the iris, most creatures have a white region but night cats did not have that. Their teeth were also black. Some scientists checked their inside and learned that these cats were completely black both outside and inside. Their bones, their meat, their blood, everything they had was black. They didn't have any special ability but they are still the kings of the forests. Some call them panthers. 

Other Big Cats
All the other cats had stripes or spots around their bodies. At night, these stripes and spots would shine with different colors. These big cats are predators that can be found everywhere. They are named differently tough, such as lion, tiger, cheetah, etc... Every kind of them had a different magical ability to wield. Cheetahs had the power of speed. They use mana to supplement their already fast body to reach even higher speed. They are considered the fastest animal on land. Lions use mana to supplement their power. They already have a strong body, with the help of mana they can even break steel with their claws. All kinds of cats had different abilities. 

The Miniature Cats
These are small cats that had the same magical abilities with much weaker versions of them. Humans usually feed these. Some humans host them in their homes. They think that they are tamed but in reality, no kind of cat can be tamed. Scientists usually consider these creatures as co-existing with humanity instead of domesticated animals. There are many who worship these animals.

The Blood Dog
The most violent kind of dog there is. These can be tamed. These creatures, in the wild, usually eat fresh meat. They don't clean their face region thus their face turns to red within time. This is why people named these dogs blood dogs. Their bones are really hard. Their teeth can easily break the bones of their prey. They mostly live and hunt with packs. Humans sometimes hunt these creatures to make use of their bones.

Shining Bear
These bears live in the forests. They usually mark their territory and don't wander away. At winters they hibernate and choose locations near sound flowers. These flowers act as an alarm while they are sleeping. They are strong and agile creatures. They are not considered dangerous most of the time since their primary food is fish.

Sound Flower
These flowers stay bloomed at all sessions. When they are touched, they produce a loud sound. Many animals use these flowers to their advantage. They recognize chitin and don't make a sound if a bug touches them. Bugs carry their pollens so they don't react to them. These are also used to protect crops. Humans plant these to the edges of the crop fields so they scare animals if they are touched. Not edible by humans. 

Spirit Herb
These herbs can grow anywhere but they are mostly found near a spirit's nesting place. These herbs mostly get used by shamans. Shamans use them to make long-distance calls to their spirits. This herb is also known for the sexual power it provides to man. This is the real reason for their expensive price on the market.

Domesticated Cow
These animals are mysterious. There are sayings such as 'holy cow' with an unknown origin. We believe that there is a cult around them. In a faraway land, it is said that these animals are considered sacred and rules over man. This is why are afraid of our own food all the time. This is why every cow and their breeders are checked regularly by the government. You never know what they think. They may be acting like a stupid animal but there are proofs that they may have intellect. The reason they let themselves be killed is still a mystery though.

Domesticated Chicken
These animals can be divided into three subgroups. The first group is used for egg production. That kind of chicken produces three eggs daily. It is thought to be using magic to produce extra eggs to stay alive. Who would want a chicken which lays no egg? One of the group is mostly the male of that species. They are raised up to a point to be eaten. The other group is called the roosters. They are used to produce the next batch of generation. These animals are considered safer than cows. 

Spirit Fox
These foxes mostly live near lakes. They may be the only shamans of the animal world. Normally animals use magic instinctively or automatically. But these creatures can't use magic. They go and form a contract with the spirits just like human shamans. When asked, there hasn't been an answer from the spirits as of now. They are very secretive about how they communicate or why they give power to these creatures. They are mostly harmless though, as long as they are not attacked, they don't give a damn about humans.

Sakar was a pervert. A pervert that some called him the personification of the lust itself. Ok, I exaggerated, let's be real, he didn't have a cool nickname such as that. All he was called was the Dick Brain.

Kepyun was a muscle maniac. His answer to all was muscle. Do you need power? Do you need happiness? Do you need to get handsome? What is the meaning of life? The answer to all of those was one word for him, the word 'muscle'. 

Olga was a beautiful albino girl. She was successful. She was popular. Every boy liked her, many love letters were addressed to her. These made the girls hateful of her though. 

These tree somehow got together and the funny story has begun.

The cover has been made by CookieJiyen. Thanks a lot to her.

Looking at the smile on Henry's face, Sylvia felt disgusted. She had been upset about him many times. She has had lots of hard time to Henry: clean the toilet, the floor with a rag, rather left the cars covered with dust than let him drive. However, Henry didn't even say no and not even smoke.

 For several times, Sylvia deliberately got off work early trying to find out any problems so that she could kick him out of this family, but nothing happened. Sylvia felt disappointed.

She looked at the flattery on Henry's face and an idea came into her mind.

"Well, Since you took things as they come, so be it!" Thinking of this, Sylvia leaned on the sofa and said to Henry unemotionally, "I'm tired. Go get me a basin of water to wash my feet."

"Okay!" Henry ran to the bathroom without hesitation.

Soon, a pot of foot-washing water with moderate temperature was brought to Sylvia.
"President Lin, your foot-washing water."

Henry Zhang squatted in front of Sylvia's slender legs and put down the foot-washing basin.

Sylvia took off her high heels and lifted the pair of delicate feet in front of Henry. She said in a condescending tone, "wash."

"Wash it for you?" Henry looked at the pair of feet in front of him and was stunned for two seconds.

Seeing Henry's expression, She slightly snorted, "No? If you don't want to then make yourself out!"

"Sure, of course!" Henry nodded vigorously, with a smile on his face with excitement. It seemed that his efforts this month have come for something. This was the first time that he could touch his wife's body! And she asked for it!

Sylvia saw his face from stunning to happy. Now she completely see through that he could do anything for money!

According to old sayings, a man could be poor but without gut is completely loser!

In her mind, Henry was one of them. Such a man should be severely humiliated! She deliberately raised her feet as if she was ordering a servant. "Go ahead."

Henry looked at the pair of feet. He gently pulled those silky, smooth black silk stockings from her feet. Without any hindrance, he easily pulled the stockings to her knee.

Along with a faint fragrance on the black silk stockings, After those were taken off.

Delicate legs appeared to Henry. Nothing could compare with it, like an artwork made from heaven. Even the most difficult person could not pick out any flaws.

Sylvia leaned on the sofa. She could clearly feel a pair of rough hands rubbing against her feet, but also bringing a burst of numbness and comfort. She looked at him, who was massaging her feet in front of her, and never thought that a man could be so low to this extent for money. It was disgusting!

Just as she was about to kick Henry away, the ringing of her phone interrupted what she was going to do next.

It was from the company's secretary. Sylvia answered the phone. She didn't know what the secretary said on the phone, which made Sylvia frown tightly.

"Tell him, don't dream about it! Lin's Group doesn't allow anyone to bully!"

After saying that, Sylvia directly threw the phone aside and leaned on the sofa. She gently rubbedher temples with her slender fingers, she felt so upset that she even forgot to kick Henry away.

At this time, a warmth spread up along the perfect straight leg from the sole of Sylvia's feet. This comfortable warmth made her feel calm in her restless mood, and her wrinkled eyebrows also relaxed a little.

Henry put her feet into the warm water basin, carefully kneaded. He looked up and saw Sylvia's frowning face, and the phone she just picked up, which made Henry flare-up.

Who had provoked her? Who dared!

It was the first time that Henry had seen Sylvia like this. He had known this lady since the age of five. When he was five years old, Henry and his mother were almost frozen to death on the street in winter. Sylvia's father got out of the car and handed him a cotton-padded jacket with 100 RMB in cash. The jacket has made Henry and his mother survive in the winter.

That money was able to buy medicine for his mother to relieve the fever. When he was seven, he got food poisoning because of the rotten food in the trash bin. The charity of the Family Lin saved six wandering children, including Henry. When he was ten, he was studying in a public relations school founded by Family Lin. His mother found a cleaning job in the school. Until Henry was fourteen, his mother was diagnosed with a malignant tumor. In order not to be a burden to Henry, his mother left a note and jumped from the seventh floor.

In his mother's willing letter, she told Henry that, no matter what happened in the future, return Lin's favor is the priority. If it weren't for the Family Lin, Henry would have died on the street at the age of five, let alone his studies.

The Lin Family had saved Henry Zhang's life twice. Henry had sworn in his heart that he would definitely repay the kindness in his life. When he was five years old, the girl who gave him a jacket was like an angel who brought light to Henry's heart.

In Henry's memory, there was only this lady's smile. He had never seen her frown like this.

Henry rubbed the soles of Sylvia's feet. He was familiar with every acupuncture point of the human body to relax Sylvia. His control of strength was even comparable to that of a professional massage master.

Unconsciously, Sylvia's whole body started relaxing, and lazily leaned on the wide sofa.

She was really too tired, and the drowsiness of sleep came with the comfort of her feet. She was half lying on the soft sofa. Her posture made the white shirt in front of her slightly piled up in front of her. Between the buttons of the shirt and the buttons, there were slightly open. Henry glanced at the gap slightly and saw Sylvia's flat lower abdomen through them. Further, it was the black underwear.

Sylvia did not realize anything at all. The comfort of the soles of her feet and the sleepiness of her mind made her fall asleep.

She let out a gentle breathing. Her black hair was scattered on the back of the sofa, which was as beautiful as the sleeping beauty in fairy tales.

Henry massaged her carefully. Ordinary people would feel numb in their legs if they squatted for more than 15 minutes. But Henry crouching for more than half an hour, he gently wiped her feet and slowly put them on the sofa, then covered her with a towel.

A month ago, Henry Zhang, who is honored with the title of "Satan" in the underworld, came back from abroad, and married into Lin Family, has become the husband of Sylvia Lin. Sylvia dismissed all her servants and left the whole housework to Henry, aiming to force him to divorce in this way. However, Henry didn't think so. Every time when Sylvia met troubles, it was Henry who helped her out, making Sylvia change her thoughts of him gradually...

---Disclaimer---
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
I am NOT the Author of this novel. I am only a part-time translator and proofreader of the novel itself.

This sentence, a very common sentence, hits the softest place in his heart, a simple sentence, for a lack of love, it is very lethal.

Deep in memory, in the depth of one's soul.

Even in the past life, in another time and space, there was a girl who said this to him. The time and space of Li Ang is more bitter and the surface looks stronger. However, the girl's sentence is easy. Broken the layer of protective armor that he was deeply fortified.

That girl is his later fiancée, that is, the girl who went to see her parents before coming to this time and space, a beautiful girl who is very quiet, very quiet, soft and soft.

The beautiful shadow, Li Ang has been deliberately buried, not thinking. At this moment, the silk thread was inadvertently extracted… The more I wanted to forget, the more I wanted to avoid it, and it was hard to forget.

Two kinds of emotional collisions in the depth of one's soul, plus today's special situation, bad situation, unhappy heart venting, Li Ang was hit by a sentence.

At this moment, Li Ang is a little weak in a special environment.

A man hides in a girl's bathroom and shed tears. Li Ang also feels that he is stupid to do this, but there is no way to feel sad, but he has to hide in the bathroom.

He leaned against the door and shed tears. He wanted to wait until the tears did not flow out and said that he was solving the bowel movement.

At the same time, Li Ang at this moment, inexplicably anomalous homesick, want to go home to see.

Bonita padded her feet and sneaked out of the bathroom door. Her heart was like a little rabbit. She wondered why Li Ang couldn't come out. Is this person doing bad things in it? This is her bathroom, which is inevitably a private item.

Then the girl heard a sob.

He is crying?

She was surprised and uncertain.

Raise your ears and listen carefully.

Then it was determined that he was crying.

He is crying!

The girl was first stunned, then silenced, silently walked back, sitting on the sofa, holding her chin with her little hand and looking at the direction of the bathroom.

The brain is the voice of the guy hiding in the bathroom, no reason, Bonita's heart is very uncomfortable, listening to the story of Li Ang, she knows how strong this person is, how strong, because of this, hear The cry of such a man is even more flustered in my heart.

On the balcony, Manuel Arango ended his call with his wife, moved towards the living room and saw that his daughter was sitting on the sofa in a daze, but the young man was not there.

A glance at the closed door of the bathroom, the old Arango dialed another call.

"Alexander, help me find a person… Yes… Royal Madrid Cadete AManager, a young Chinese… I am going to call me now!"

Li Ang opened the door to the bathroom. He cleaned it up, washed his face, and lost his hair. It looked quite spiritual. This is a guy who doesn't want others to see his weakness.

At this time, on the balcony, Manuel Arango's cell phone rang. "Is the situation true?… Well, what is the coaching score? Well, how about other aspects of feedback? OK, that's it."

Li Ang didn't know that the girl had just heard his crying, so he didn't feel embarrassed at all. He chatted with Bonita as usual, saying some little humor, the funny girl giggled.

The girl who was laughing very exaggerated with a small belly looked at Li Ang's eyes differently. She knew that this time was bringing her joy, and it was not easy for a person with a smile.

Old Arango sat on the sofa and pulled out the cigar. He heard the cough of his daughter's dissatisfaction and some of it collapsed.

Li Ang looks funny, he can see the old Arango's favor for Bonita.

"Li, do you have any requirements for a new job?" Old Arango said suddenly. "I mean job title, salary, and salary. Is there a place to work in Madrid?"

Li Ang is stunned.

"I have a job here, don't you know if you are interested?" continued Old Arango.

Chapter 32 Surprise

"I have a job here, don't you know if you are interested?"

When he heard Manuel Arango, Li Ang stunned.

Undoubtedly, finding a job is his most urgent need. At the beginning, Li Ang thought that it would not be difficult to find a new job with the resume of his Royal Madrid 17-year-old youngster A (Cadete A) Manager. Now he understands that this is not very optimistic, it is very difficult to say.

One of the important reasons is that he is a Chinese. They don't believe in the coaching ability of a young Chinese. Some Clubs even look at him with suspicion. They suspect that the resumes of Li Ang's Real Madrid Cadete A's Manager are all fabricated. from. The reason is very simple. They all doubt this Chinese. How can Real Madrid hire this person? And what did you say on this resume, resigning from Real Madrid? Ha, you resigned from the manager of Real Madrid Cadete A, come to us to apply for a job, who are you cheating?

They actually regarded him as a liar.

To put it bluntly, this is some kind of discrimination and disapproval of China Football. Now it works on Li Ang.

Moreover, Li Ang knows that even his suspected Real Madrid 17-year-old youngster A team (Cadete A) will be more convincing as time goes by.

Therefore, the need for his new job is more urgent.

Under such circumstances, the Arango Mr. in front of him is now asking to offer a job for himself.

Li Ang was surprised by this. His first reaction was that the other party might have made a mistake.

"Mr., I am looking for a job as a coach…" Li Ang said.

"What I offer is such a job." Old Arango waved his hand. "I understand what you are going to say, you can rest assured."

Li Ang has a tight heart. Bonita sneaked a glimpse and saw his fist suddenly clenched.

This is a story about the pursuit of victory. “You just need to keep in mind that here, I am the most important person!” – Li Ang the authority of the head coach is not to be challenged. This is something that all people must realize. Some people hate me, and some people worship me crazy. I am Li Ang, this is my story, a story about dreams and conquests

After unpacking her clothes, Wei Na was covered in sweat. All she wanted to do now was take a nice hot shower. 'Ah.... I can't even take a proper shower because I can't wet this wound... tsk...I can only use a sponge...'

Bin Guan was busy in the kitchen washing the dirty dishes from dinner. Seeing her absent-minded expression while staring at their blank wall, he frowned, 'Could it be her menstrual cramps again? Hmm, maybe some jujube tea would help.' He quickly finished cleaning the dishes and found the container of Red Dates. 

He smiled and searched online for jujube tea recipes. Since she was daydreaming, he didn't want to bother her. He followed the Youtube video on how to remove the seeds in Red Dates and the procedures to brew the tea. After forty minutes of brewing, he nodded approvingly at his first attempt. 

Carefully, he poured the hot tea into her mug and green tea into his mug. He brought it over to the table where she was still staring out of space. As much as he wanted her to taste the jujube tea, he didn't have the heart to disturb her adorableness. She was making funny expressions. Sometimes she would smile to herself and other times her hands would cup her flushed face while letting out a soft sigh. Her eyes looked very charming from a distance and up close. 

He was sitting across from her, observing her every little expression while sipping his tea. After finishing half of the green tea, he tried a sip of her jujube tea. 'Warm... she could drink this without getting her soft lips burned.'

He put the cup of tea at the center of the table and leaned forward until their noses were close enough to poke each other. "Your jujube tea is getting cold."

Startled, she moved a bit backwards. Her reaction was pretty funny that he couldn't help his laughter, "Hahahahaha, alright honey, drink your tea."

She blushed and obediently tasted the cup of tea, "Hmmm? This is jujube tea?"

"Yep. I saw you spacing out silently, so I thought maybe it was your cramps. Drink it while it's still warm. The temperature should be just right for your sensitive lips. I know you can't stand hot drinks, so I made sure to tell you when the tea cooled down a bit." His eyes were smiling sweetly like the Red dates tea in her mug. 

"Mmmm...Pretty good." She sipped the tea and felt the warmth spread to her lower abdomen. 

"So~ What were you thinking about earlier? You were so concentrated that I didn't dare interrupt you." Finally, he could ask her what she was thinking about. He's been curious the entire time seeing her smile so beautifully.

'How could I tell him that I was thinking about my sponge shower and not being able to reach certain areas? And then this dirty mind of mine decided to send me to seductive land and imaginative pictures popped up one by one on how to seduce him... Was I that obvious with my expressions?'

Seeing her spaced out again, he waved to get her attention, "Honey.. are you feeling alright?" Her face was a bit pinker than usual, so he leaned forward to feel her forehead against his. His sudden movement caught her off guard. She instinctively closed her eyes, thinking that he wanted to kiss her.

"Nope. No fever." She blinked a few times and her cheeks felt even hotter than before. Feeling her heated cheeks, she fanned herself using her hands, "It's hot.. It's probably the jujube tea's warming effect. Can you help me wash the bathtub, so I can take my shower later? I should be finished with the tea by then."

"I'll do that now. But are you sure that you are feeling fine? I don't want you to tell me you're fine and the next second we are back at the hospital hearing Uncle Chen Mu's wise words." He stood up from the couch and walked towards the bathroom.

"Mmmm.. I'm fine..." 

'Finally, he is gone.. phew... Gosh, how did I turn a simple scrubbing shower into a steamy abs touching scene? Though we're engaged, we never saw each other fully naked before. Hmm...I wonder how many ... no no... but I'll have to ask him to scrub me later... that's the hard part. Should I wrap a towel around myself while he washes my back? Or should I...'

"Honey~ The water is ready. I cleaned the tub and filled it with water for you. Don't forget to be careful with your wound. No wetting the wound. I already took your bath towel into the bathroom, so all you need to do is choose your undergarments and pajamas." He reminded her. 

She nodded, "Okay, thanks darling~" Luckily, her drawer wasn't in the bottom drawer, so she didn't need him to help her grab her panties. Sensing his strong glances, she randomly chose her panties and pajamas.

After she had entered the bathroom and closed the door from behind, she left the door unlocked in case she needs him later. Outside of the bathroom, Bin Guan leaned against the wall. 'Hmm...what was she thinking about that made her so embarrassed?'

Inside the bathroom, Wei Na loosened the strings on both sides of her shoulders. The loose dress that she was wearing slid down her gorgeous curves and dropped to the floor. When she took off her panties and placed them in the laundry bag, she noticed that the pair of panties she randomly took from the drawer were thongs! 'God damn it! Beautiful men are always a distraction! Even a thousand Sutras won't calm this old maiden's fire out. These thongs were the ones mom gave to me yesterday followed by her naughty wink.'

Knock Knock

"Yes?" She answered.
"Just making sure that you're alright. I didn't hear any sounds coming from the bathroom, so I was worried that you were feeling discomfort somewhere." 

"No.. I'm fine." 
'How could I be fine when you are literally outside, waiting for me to come out of the shower? Geez, this is going to be a long night, even though I haven't even started cleaning my body yet.'

The warmth of the sunlight that was shining through the window landed on the girl's flawless face. Her eyelashes fluttered rapidly as her hands clenched onto her blanket tightly. She chanted, "No! No! Don't.. please.. I beg you stop! Ahh!!" She gasped for breath as she wiped the layer of cold sweat off her forehead. She looked at her phone and laid in bed after realizing that she was in her apartment. 'I'm safe.. it's alright.. safe..' After calming down, she took a quick shower and looked into the mirror. "Yang Ya Nuo! you got this! New day, new beginning!" She got dressed in a male school uniform and applied her makeup and wig. Within the next 15 minutes, her beautiful jade like face transformed into a handsome young man's face. "Aha! That should do it! Handsome like always. Breakfast time~" 
Since young, Ya Nuo learned how to change her voice to sound like a male's voice in case she needed it one day. Unlike girls at her age who liked to hang out with friends and go shopping, she only loves one thing, food! She works three part time jobs and is attending a famous school on a scholarship that covers full tuition. 
She cheerfully walked to the kitchen to see what's there to make for breakfast. When she opened the fridge, she saw nothing, but a piece of sausage inside. Sigh.. "I paid for rent and ran out of money to restock for grocery."
Ding Dong
"Who is it?" she said in a grumpy tone.
"Yo!" Xu Huan Hei greeted her with a hand wave.
"Is it time already? There's still half an hour before the usual time you come to get me for school." 
"Nope! But I do have something I want to discuss with you." he smiled dazzlingly. He was the school's second most popular guy that every female wished to date. The number one ranked male student was Ya Nuo. These two met each other at a young age, but due to some reason Huan Hei never found out about her female gender. 
"I'm hungry. Let's talk food first."
"Here~ i already prepared a bag of groceries and two bacon, egg, and sausage for you" he winked.
Ya Nuo smirked, "Oh? Seems like it's something important hmm? Alright, let me enjoy my breakfast as we discuss your 'favor.'"
In the middle of enjoying her bacon, egg, and sausage, she suddenly spit out the mouthful of food onto Huan Hei. 
"will you be my girlfriend?" he asked confidently.
"Are you crazy?? I'm a guy! 100% male!"
"But you are so pretty, even girls say you have feminine features. I'm sure with a little makeup you'll look very cute!"
"... what's your reason?"
"A girl keeps pestering me and chasing after me to get into a relationship with her. I told her for the past two years that I'm not interested in any relationships, but she refused to listen. I accidentally slipped out and said I actually have a girlfriend... so she asked to meet her.. and I didn't have anyone that is trustworthy enough for this job."
"No."
"Pretty please"
"No!"
"Come on~ I'll buy you lunch~"
"I'm not that cheap."
"Fine, 3 months worth of lunch and groceries!"
"Deal."
In the meantime, at a luxurious restaurant, a man with gray hair sipped his wine, "Did you guys find her yet?"
"No.. sir"
"Then why are you here? Go! Find her and bring her here! Don't come back and report bullshit to me!"
"Yes!"

*THERE IS NO RAPE OR ANY SEXUAL ASSAULT IN THIS NOVEL. BUT WARNING OF 18+ CONTENT*

The book cover is not mine, credits go to the original author. This novel is an original written by me, so please don’t post it anywhere else.

KYLE'S POV


It could have been a dream or my twisted imagination, but I could hear distinctly her moaning softly with pleasure.


It consisted of low deep groaning, ending in faintly audible sighs. Then a startled scream and a loud, deep-toned, solemn roar, repeated in quick succession, each increasing in loudness. Then a thud as someone fell off the bed.


"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" Maya shrieked as she fell into a tangle of satin sheets on the floor, exposing all the sleeping forms on our bed.


But one sleeping form, in particular, was rather, shall we say occupied?? The sheets were wet along with his shorts. What a sight for sore eyes right?!


When he realized he had an audience he let out an embarrassed howl and...you guessed it-fell off the bed. Right on top of his mother, who was doing her best to escape from what she's just witnessed. When he saw the look of mortification on her face-he knew that she knew, and he didn't want her to know-but-cat was out of the bag.


I didn't know how to make this better so I did what anyone in position would have done... I laughed my socks off.


Ethan scrambled off the floor and bolted out the open door while his mother ran into the bathroom, her face hotter than the sun in a desert.


By this time I was rolling on the floor, clutching my stomach as tears rolled down my face.


"Dad...what's so funny?"KJ was still sleepy and frowning, dark hair tousled.


"Can't...breathe..." I curled into the rug as I gripped my abdomen. "I can't..." For the life of me, I couldn't stop laughing. This was too funny. Gosh!


"Dad...can you please keep it down??" Rachel grumbled as she buried her head under the continental pillows.


"I'm sorry guys..." I said as I wiped the moisture from my eyes. "You don't understand..." I gasped for breath. "KJ, please pass my phone. I have to tell JC and Jamie what just happened in the group chat."


After I shot a quick text to the boy's group I went to talk to Ethan but his door was locked.  "Ethan?Ethan buddie? Open up? Please, son?" I wiggled his doorknob. "I'm sorry for laughing but you have to admit that it was funny?" Nothing. Not a sound. "If you need to talk I'm here okay?"


I retreated down the hallway and paused breathlessly in the middle of my bedroom. IT seemed like the kids had left and the bathroom door was open, meaning Maya was gone too. I had a quick shower and went downstairs to the breakfast room.


Sofia was sitting in her high chair, being fed by Maria and KJ was the only one at the table. "Where's everyone else KJ?"


"Rachel went back to sleep in her room. Mom has gone to work and JC picked up Ethan just now."


My phone pinged with a notification. It was from Jordan.


"Taking Ethan for a few days-or weeks. Just to give him time to get over the fact that his mother witnessed him in the throes of passion as he had a wet dream. I admit-I laughed at him then consoled him after. Funniest story I've heard all year. LOLing do hard right now. Lana is in stitches on the floor. I'm afraid she might pass out."


"It was funny right?"


"Totes. Going to retell this story at his wedding."


"You're a ball of evil JC."


"I'm not the one who laughed at my son when he was already seeped in humiliation. Don't you know not to kick a man when his down Kinley? How's Mama-bear coping?"


"I think she went for hypnosis to try and purge her memories of what she saw."


"Srsly?"


"Kidding. She went to the office."


"My poor sister had to go to the office on a Sunday morning, because your son couldn't keep it in his pants."


"JC! You nasty Nate. Why do you have to make it sound so perverted??"


"Gotta go. Ethan needs my full attention today."


"Yeah. Maya probably needs mine too."


"Good luck dude."


"Thanks for taking care of  Eth in his time of need."


"Anytime bro."


"Catch up later."


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Babe?" rapped on my wife's door and yelled, not waiting for a response.  I peeked around the door to Maya's office just in time to see her walk out of the adjoined bathroom. She was dressed in a short strapless summer dress and sandals, her hair in a loose bun on the top of her head.


"Hie honeybear," she said as she covered the space between us.


"You're okay my honeypot?" I caressed her arms and leaned into her hug.


"I'll live."


"Want to talk about what happened this morning?"


She puckered her face, screwed up her eyes, and pensively swayed her head. "No."


"Want to do brunch or...me maybe?" I flashed her a flirtatious smile.


"I kinda skipped breakfast so how about we eat first?."


"Sounds good babe." I kissed her forehead and stepped away.


"Let me get my purse then we can go." Her phone started ringing and she frowned at the screen and declined the call.  But the person was very persistent.


"Are you going to get that babe?" I asked as we stepped into the elevator.


"No."


I wrapped my arms around her and backed her into the corner. "Sure? It seems like someone really needs to talk to you."


"It's my-uhm-the President."


"Oh."


"Yeah."


"Case closed I suppose."


Maya and I had reached an understanding that we would stop trying to mend fences with our estranged fathers. I had tried to get her to make amends with hers and she tried to do the same for me and we ended up creating tension between us. So we called a truce. No more Daddy talk. Well, unless under very 'special' circumstances, if you catch my drift?


The elevator door opened and we stepped outside, my hand on the small of her back. "I love this dress babe. It's a keeper."


"Only because it's showing off my long-tanned legs..."


"Of cos," I replied with a wink as I held open the car door.


"Maya!"


We stopped and turned in the direction of where the voice was coming from. A well dressed, tall, and handsome looking guy with eyes too dark and still for comfort; came hurtling towards us. He halted irresolutely, not knowing whether to return or go on.


The blood drained from her face and goosebumps covered her arms. "Akeem?!"


" Habibti..." His tone combined with the much-coveted endearment of 'my love' caught her totally off guard.


And how could he be calling her with a pet name when I was right here? Who was this guy anyway? I had never seen my wife affected by anyone this way.


"It can't be you...you're supposed to be dead..." She stared at him as she clutched my arm, and I tightened his grip around her, dragging her closer to me protectively.


He looked at my wife in a very familiar way. Like he once knew her intimately...and loved-no, still loves her. For a moment he forgot-or let's say chose to ignore I was there, as he stepped closer to my trembling wife and gazed longingly at her before he recited an Arabic quote.


"And I knew from the beginning
That I found you to lose you
And I loved you to miss you
Because we met by coincidence..."


He held out a hand to her, and she accepted it, barely forewarned by the buzzing in her ears before she fainted...

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