Sasuke's brief thought. This fan fiction isn't mine,it's by Liljn, who kindly gave me the opportunity to translate it. I hope you like it.

You can find the original work on the website fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12018955/1/Se-questo-%C3%A8-amore

I am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting I am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winning back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winningI am a 15 year old teen who don't know what to do with his life that might be bi are straight who love to read and stuff so I'm just going to put my life on webnovel I hope you enjoy it 😋🙃it funny being on here I do like it a lot I'm a good person I do fight and do other stuff I Know this not the point of this app but I'm doing me so u do you 💯 if u don't like it then leave like my dad did yeah he just said fuck this shit I'm out but fuck hem I don't need him right? so let him rot where ever he at so yeah I guess I don't want to be like that when I'm older if I have kids I'm going to make sure I treat them like they the world to me 😉  it funny I'm surprised that I don't have kids already like I said i might be bi idk 😅 but I do get girls trust and believe that I can do someone at this very moment like I'm a og in getting girls but yeah today I went outside and it was very cold like really cold 😖  y Friend let me in they house and I end up losing my money in a bet (who ever got the most kills in cod (call of duty)  )but then I ended up getting 50¢ back cause I ended up winning

since I was little, I lived happily with my two siblings. We understand each other, and of course fighting is one of the routines, with my parents who always look affectionate make us look like we were like a happy family like the drama my grandmother often watched at her home.

I am a little different from them, starting from how they can be better than me in terms of education or our faces that have no resemblance at all. 

because I thought that I was not diligent at studies that made me stupid, and my face was more similar to my Asian mother than my father who was European. so I thought everything was like what I was thinking. 

that we're Happily Family. 
yeah, like a fairy tail.

 Until one night, my father came home all reek of alcohol. 

at that time I was willing to stay up late to show him my trophy in the poetry competition between schools, and of course, I didn't know that he was drunk. 

I carry the Trophy and hope for even a little, that he gives me a praise. However, it seems I did it at the wrong time. he looked at me with a look of annoyance, as if I was the cause of the reason he came home so late at night drunk. even though I was still in elementary school, I felt that his gaze was not good.

before I could step away, his hand swung towards me and without realizing I was thrown far back. 

it all happened a few seconds before my mother appeared carrying water from the kitchen, even though she had reminded me to stay away from him because his feeling was in a bad state. Even though I didn't listen, I didn't think it would end like this.

he pointed at me with a lot of curses and insults. I was so surprised, I could not even cry, despite hearing so many heartbreaking words.

at the same time, I thought that, this happy family was not for me. 

***

"don't daydream and answer my question, you damn God!" This damn prince awakens my daydream, is there no courtesy in this world to talk to gods like me? he even called me damn God.

"stop calling me like that, you insolent prince!" I snapped back with my arms crossed in front of my chest, until whenever I don't want to lose to someone like him. 

he saw me surprised because I cursed him back, "i-insolent?!"

"Well yeah! you are insolent! how can I hear your question if I'm treated like this!" I glared at him, "how can a royal family treat his guests like this. "

"You never even registered as my guest, why do you expect to be appreciated when you are the one who ruined my life" Ah!!! why does he always bring up stories that I don't even remember or even never made at all!

I have to think, how can he be afraid of me even a little. very annoying if I was yelled at by my own creation. If there is something that he  he will bend his knees to me. "if I'm the one who ruined your life, why did you brought me here?!" I must fight him! 

"I brought you here, 'cause I have a request for you. " He asked for help but with such a killing look, is it really true that he asked for help or threatened me? 

"I want you, " he pointed at me, "to make me be an emperor. " in a very confident tone.  

"why should I. " I immediately answered, his face was shocked, " of course it must be you! because you made all this, that means you can change it too. "  I don't even know which story I'm in, why he is so sure that I can chance his missarable life?

Think Lyr! you have to think! 
if he believes that I can change his life, then I can take this opportunity to ...
go home. 

"What? you can't?" he crossed his arms and one of his eyebrow raised. this little rat, always on my nerves. 

"then give me a paper or anything that i can write" I'm shout, " and look what God can do. "I smiled with satisfaction, even though I don't know what I can do by writing like this. 

Please forgive me God! 
I brought your name so that I could go home and meet my beloved Bed and of course Tulutulu. 

I used to read comics like this before, that he would change the world he made by writing the story again ... but I forgot what the ending was like.

"as you wish." he glanced at Evan as if he gave him the code to get the item I asked for.

we are silent and not talk to each other, even though once in a while our eyes meet each other's eyes, at that moment we will look away from each other annoyed.  until finally Evan came and opened the thing they called paper here. 

"do you call this paper?" I glanced at him hoping he explained the paper and pen that I had to use right now, "so, do you want to write it on your hand?" he glared back at me.

"how can I write on this fluffy paper, you dumbasses. " I muttered to myself, "what? " he replied me.

"oh it's no-nothing! " why am I getting nervous like this? "I just get too used to write on.. this.. fluffy thing.. " do I look disgusted right now? how can I write in this completely uneven surface?!

"haah.. " he let out a heavy breath, "Evan, get that paper to her. " he frowned, I looked that Evan shock about what this insolent prince said.

Evan hurried out of the room and returned with a rolled-up paper, thinner and smoother than the previous one, this is just the paper I'm saying, even though the quality is better in my world than what's here. 

"This is paper! " I say with a better expression than seeing the previous one, "instead of the fluffy .. uneven paper. " just remembering it makes me shiver all over my body. 

I have fear, either horrified or even amused me, I do not like inanimate objects that are in the form of feathers. seeing something hairy on inanimate objects makes me feel weird, and I don't like it.

"yeah, according to the price. the price is high, the quality will also be high. " he said as if asking me to write by risking my life in every word, "so write it properly. " 

why did I create a villain who is cold, heartless and annoying like this. of course I have to make a criminal like that! the reader will not be satisfied, if not met with villain who are heartless and like to bring down the main character.

damn it! I don't know what to write on paper that is worth the price of my life. when I panic like this, I can't think straight. Keep calm Lyr.. Keep calm.. I have to make calm of my mind... start with imagine if that impudent prince..

would bend his knees in front of me and would like me so much that he forgot his goal of becoming emperor, wait! what nonsense i blabbering for, stupid. that's impossible  for him who is hungry for the throne, there's no love in his history.

hm.. what can be written as a trial huh? maybe remove the robe so that I can see the muscles again ..

"heh?.. " I look at my paper, but there is already writing on it, "EH! " I wrote these stupid things without even realizing it?! 

'I hope the robe is torn and shows his blessed muscles'

and for what reason I write those words?! even add the word 'blessed'! 

I don't even dare to see the prince at this time, even though my desire is very big ... but my sanity refused. 

I don't want my stupidity to be a reason so he can insult me ​​again, but I can't delete it, should I just write it off? or should I just tear the paper? no no no no! This paper is worth my life, I can be beheaded without respect in the middle of the desert. I have never even felt what love is?! why do I have to die in vain at the hands of my own character, it will not happen!

"let me see what you write in there. " the prince walked over to me and opened his hand to see the results of my work, NO! he can't see the writing that risked my pride. 

"No! " I deftly refused

he was a little surprised by the reaction, but instead he replied with a sigh, "give it to me, I have to read that. " 

"no-no! it's just trial, you don't have to see it. " why is my voice trembling like this? 

"precisely because it's a trial, it must be seen how the results from your writing" He replied

"NO!" I couldn't help anymore, but I didn't accept that he would see this accidental writing. 

"oh c'mon, I don't care about your bad writing. I just want to see what you wrote there. " he still insisted, "or.. you write something to corner me? " the expression on his face changed, and before I looked away from his face, he immediately snatched the roll of paper from my arms. 

"you.. " he pressed one of his eyebrow, "really write this? " and then look at me.  I don't know what gaze he currently gives me right now. 

in the name of the great Thor, I really love every muscle in your body, but it seems like from now on I have to stop adoring muscles because of my fallen pride.

"so.. you want me to undress?", he looked at me with a look as if to say, 'do I have to follow your stupid wishes? ' 

Oh my God! it feels like I want to jump from a balcony. there was no way he would do such a thing, even though just the three of us in this room. but it's still so embarrassing! if possible I want to throw my face far far away

" okay. " he answered briefly, clearly and concisely

and of course that answer shocked me, but I hoped for the same thing, "you what?! "

"your majesty!" Evan's panic made me believe that my ears had not been misheard, because often these ears are not useful when needed. 

"it doesn't matter as long as she want to help me become the emperor. " he's opened his robe slowly, Geez! even his shoulders make my heart beat abysmally, this can't be continued anymore!

"ah! no! it's not what it is," I closed my eyes, though several times peering through the gap in my fingers, "like I said, its just trial. "I say it even though my heart says differently. I hope that he immediately showed the majesty of the muscles of his body, that calmed my soul. 

" hm.." his gaze was filled with suspicion, right now I can only smile like a fool. please don't chop my head off. 

"Haah... I don't know what you are thinking right now, " he Sighed, then pulled his robe back over his shoulders, damn .. my chance. "but it looks like you need time to calm yourself down" finally he understood what I felt right now.  

He Glanced at my feet, "You can untie her, Evan. it looks annoying. " then sit in a chair next to the window. only now did You think that this chain was annoying?! I've been asking for this damned object removed from me . "yes, your majesty. "said Evan and that he untied the chains that bound my feet.

"You can clean yourself first, Merry will help you" He said it as if there were no problems between us, I stood up annoyed. "Who do you think you are to order me like that, huh ?!"

"just a damn God who ruined my life" he frowned when look at me. that piss me off, the way he call me like that.  "stop calling me like that!" I shout, "I have a name. " I stressed my voice. 

"Really? " how could he question such thing? of course all beings in the world have names, even Satan has his own designation. "of course. " I replied arrogantly

"My name is-" before I could finish speaking, the door suddenly opened, "forgive me your majesty, " he did not even have time to bow respectfully, "we have a problem. " he said with breathless gasping. 

without questioning what the problem was, this prince Adriel immediately stood up. "show me. " He following where the guard directed him, but suddenly he stopped right in front of the door. 

"Evan help Merry to take care of this damn God. " he even added the word 'damn' to call me? if I really is a God, I'll curse you to dust.

cursing huh ..?
it reminded me of the first time he met him, he accused me of cursing his life to be difficult like this ..

even though I didn't mean to do this to him, he just did his role ... just like the other characters.

compared to the main character, the evil character seems to be the reason for how a story can live. without a villain like him, the heroes would not exist in this world. Stop this guilty feeling! Back to the problem's here! 

if my writing doesn't affect to people in this world, then I have to find another way. what if I write in to myself, is this an effect?

'I wish I have wings'

hm.. does this cross the line of stupidity? is it because at the same time I'm thinking of angels, so I want to have wings like them? maybe I'll look elegant and amazing with those wings. oke.. , my stupid thinking starts poisoning my sanity. 

"Miss? "Evan's voice surprised me, and thankfully he woke me up from my subconscious. " ah y-yes? " I answered him

"mm.. I'm sorry for the trouble before. " he bowed his head, " I advise the prince to tie your feet, miss." oh?! apparently not that brash prince apparently. 

"I'm very sorry about that, if there's anything I can do for you ... " he untied my legs with regret on his face.it made his handsome face look sluggish and contorted, no! things like this can't make that handsome face disappear!

"it's okay, Evan." I pulled Evan cheek to make a smile on his face, "Just apologizing is enough." then I gave a sincere smile that I could give him.

Did I say the wrong word? Is my face like a fool now? why Evan saw me like that? Evan please !! say something! don't just keep quiet like that. Your gaze makes me feel weird.

"Mr. Evan, I'm sorry for my intrusion. as ordered by His Majesty, from now on I will help Miss Creatures" even though you said with a sweet face, but why did you come along to call me like that? don't follow their folly.

not! I can't show my presence in this place, I don't know what will happen after I tell my name or something.

but if they keep calling me like that, my ears will explode and my sanity will disappear. 

"Don't call me like that. " I Glared to them, and stunned everyone in the room, okay it seems my sanity is starting to fade, I'm acting out of common sense again. "I have a name." I crossed my arms annoyed. 

NO!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS! 
I should keep quiet and monitor all the process, that possibly can make me return to my world! so why did I fight back and show myself like this?? 

"so.."

that voice?! 
the cold voice that pierced my neck from behind, filled with vengeance and curses at me. that voice was none other than this little brat. Brat in a prince body. 

he stared through his curling eyelashes, a gaze that seemed to look down at me .. assumed I didn't have a name. "what is your name? "  

so what made everyone stunned was not because I was angry, but because he was here, with unpleasant air along with his shadow. 

I slowly lowered my hand ... Ah shit! I just wanted to act like a God who can destroy your kingdom anytime, you damn it! however each time he appeared, he destroyed all my acting. 

I don't know what this guy looks like, bad feelings always upset me when I see and heard his name. 

I feel guilty for making him a villain, but at the same time there is a feeling that he deserves to be cursed like that. 

"my name is.. " I'll not sink into his command or my fear with him, therefore my name must be able to stand and shine alone, "Uri." 

Uri, means Light.

My name is Lyra Blackwarm, I'm 20 years old a college student and an author.. 
but right now..
I'm got kidnapped with my own character that I made!

The march back to the ghost town felt a little strange, but to be honest, everything was a little more unusual, even more than usual. Forget the fact that magic actually exists in this world, with all known limitations practically obsolete, life itself has become quite confusing, to say the least.

This means that my current circumstances are more than abnormal, even measured by the daily madness I see myself confronted with every day. How could I have guessed that the people I had beaten black and blue before would suddenly be in such a relationship with me?

Where had I signed up to be there benefactor? I can not remember signing up for something like this. The request to bring me the cadavers was nothing more than a joke, so how is it that these people were standing in front of me with the said goods over their shoulder?

How is it that these people didn't just come once, but offered me their hunting goods again and again? What kind of thought process leads these people to such decisions? The more I learn about this world and its inhabitants, the more questioning and confused I become.

What do these people expect from their actions?  I don't believe that I can offer them something that would interest them. I doubt that they are the right audience for lectures about the people on planet Earth, and I also have no intention of simply sharing this knowledge.

This knowledge is one of my most important resources in this world and it would be more than unwise not to maintain this advantage. Even if I have the goodness to share all this knowledge with people, it does not mean that they are willing to do the same for me. 

This kind of egoism ensures that no one can take advantage of me so easily. It is better to be safe than sorry, especially if the chance to say sorry might never come at all.

 Blind faith is a mistake I will make only once. I have gained this kind of experience through much disappointment and bitterness in my former world. It is not necessary to open these wounds again. just so that I know what I have done wrong.

Doubt everyone and question everything. This is a path that makes you lonely. He who only sees hidden intentions and motives will never see what might have been and will only see what brought him to such an attitude in the first place.

And even if you are careful with everyone and everything in your life, in the end, you might protect yourself from many things, but the person who will suffer from this arrangement the most will be yourself.

There is nothing wrong with solitude per se, but you should still remember that man is a pack animal. Contact to others is something which should not be prevented, even with its inherent risks. Though this kind of advice only applies to people actually living on planet Earth and not someone like me currently stuck here.

This "second life" of min is a nice bonus and I will not use this time to explore my personality and try to find potential fixes for the flaws I had back when I was still alive. It would be too wasteful to spend my time, with something so utterly pointless.

" Can you please just stop feigning ignorance, does it not get boring to do something like this over and over?"

No, never. Of course, I was confused at first, when they came back and offered me the corpse of a monster, but as long as I benefit from it why should I refuse such an offering. All I had to do was sprinkle in some obscure tips and techniques and they started to see me as some sort of angel in human flesh. Just leave them wanting more and I can get them to do whatever they want in exchange for some words.

"Using your poison to weaken the monsters, you truly are despicable."

We already had this point, I will use every means to achieve my goals and in this case, I just needed to entice them. After all the methods I taught them, worked and gave them an experience of a lifetime. If that means, that I have to use a poison that causes hallucinations then so be it.

The best part is, that I did not even have to move a little finger, by utilizing the flying ants I could save myself a lot of trouble and no one noticed my interference.

Besides, I have no idea, why you are complaining about my methodology, I have managed to acquire a steady supply chain of monster meat, ensuring, that my body can finally heal without risking it falling apart.

So should you not praise me for not doing something stupid and ruining your effort to heal my body? Instead, you always criticize me and try to negate everything I have done, if I did not know you any better I would have thought you were opposed to everything I stand for.

" So you have me all figured out, huh?"

You do not have to show so much aggression towards me, whatever your goal you might have set out for me, it would be suicidal to work against you. So, please do not conduct yourself like a small child and just get to the main point.

" So boring, not even in the mood to bicker. So what is your true motive for coming out of the safety of the town? There was no reason to leave it and expose yourself to unnecessary danger."

Oh, worried about poor old me? But why are you asking something so obvious? I wanted to put an end to this kind of attention-grabbing show.  I could have used it to promote my ideas, but it was neither the right time nor the right place for this kind of advertisement. I need these people to feel the immense pressure and the unrelenting circumstances that leave them with no other choice.

These criteria have yet to be met, so I am putting an end to this before the tool loses its shock value. But of course, that's not the reason I have left the safety of the town. If I only had the kind of goal, I did not even have to come here accompanied by Tom.

What I had been aiming for, was to confirm something with my very own eyes. Players indeed are lucky bastards, if they kill others they can loot the corpses, every time I had tried something like this I was left empty-handed.

" So, that is why you instilled them with this non-relenting kind of mindset, seeking vengeance for even the even smallest grievance. Why else, would those disciples known for their peacefulness and serenity suddenly become a violent brute."

Hey, I told them to endure all of those words and use those emotions to strengthen themselves. It is not my fault, that this awareness would have such an effect on them. How could I have anticipated, that their minds would be clouded like this?

" You had planned to use your poisons to stimulate them if things had not worked out. Please, if you demand me to treat you seriously, I ask you to treat me with the same level of respect."

Of course, I have to make back-up plans if something does not work out the way I had intended it to do. Since things tend to spiral out of control very fast, it would be unwise to leave things to fate. Especially if my goal is reliant on their part.

My plan came it fruition and everything else was not even needed. If I want to influence the upcoming competition, I first have to do the necessary research into it. This little play of mine is only a small part of the groundwork I have to do.

In fact, I have just secured a way to gather the necessary funds to start my little venture. If I can not gather the money by myself I just have to incentive others to do it for me. I can focus on other more important tasks when the pressing issues have been taken care of.

Who or how this problem is solved does is of little interest to me as long as it is taken care of. Doing everything by myself? I am not stupid enough to believe, that I am capable of such a thing. 

" Certainly, you might have many deficits but you are not delusional"

Your ability to hide insults in your compliments is growing by the days, So this is how a proud dad must feel like, watching his children growing up. I would give you a hug if you had a physical body.

" So why did I have to burn those bodies? Wasn't that a just a big waste of my time?" This snide remark came from my side and Tom looked at me clearly asking for my intentions. Keeping everyone happy was not easy.

" I was doing them a favour. If others stumbled upon the battlefield, they would otherwise just see a pile of corpses killed by fists. Do you think, people would praise them for something like this? I had to provide them, with an excuse. Dieng due to magic is not nearly as problematic as losing your life being beaten to death." 

This explanation should suffice, of course, he is not going to believe my goodwill for others, but just see it as a way to avoid the trouble, that would surely arise out of the shame and humiliation that would have been brought upon them.

That was part of the reason, why I asked him to burn these corpses, but the main reason was to cover up my tracks of the bodies being lotted and robbed of their valuables. I do not want others to gain, that kind of knowledge and use it to their advantage. Still, I can not escape the follow-up question, that would come without a doubt.

" Yeah, being beaten to death would have been held over their heads for a very long time. There is no doubt, that they would seek revenge for that." 

Thank you for stating the obvious. I am glad I do not have to spell it out for you. Though it would not hurt if his words were not spoken, as if he was speaking to an idiot. Even would not do something like this, although I had the qualifications to do so.

" Here take it." I threw him the bag with all of the loot we had obtained from killed players.

He caught it with ease and proceeded to put it away into his inventory. I have no idea, how a storage system like that actually works, but I decided to gloss over details like this since there are a lot of things that do not make any sense in my eyes.

If you think to deeply about things like this, I am only going to lose my head. Most can be solved by simply saying its a game and not pondering about it anymore. Whether the system actually bends the space around them and keeps their inventory inside of this space, or the system truly just saves the items and generates them if necessary does not matter to a small fry like me.

Nothing would change even if I know a detail like this. Spending my time thinking about the nature and customs of the players is way more efficient, then wondering about the things that make the world go round.

Besides as long as I lack the strength to change the system, I am only accelerating my demise. The Observer would not take any risks with me if I obtain knowledge, that I should not know about, then I am just digging my own grave.

I will be wiped out of existence in a matter of milliseconds if the Observer saw me as a threat to its plans. So it would be best not to dwell on things like this. Just do what you are supposed to do, in order to stay alive. It is that simple if you have no other choice.

Tom nodded and waved me goodbye before he and I parted ways. He continued to gather as many materials as he could, he might not know why exactly I was asking him to do something like this. But I am glad, he is not doubting my decisions.

The promise of a female slave, that he might meet on his journey seems like a good way to keep him at bay. Of course, this strategy does not fit his main goal, but he can obtain a girlfriend any time if my plan succeeds.

Looking back at my groupies who kept following me and staring with big eyes as if they were puppies, I could only smile a little, just thinking about all the things I could do with them. Strangely this smile was grossly misinterpreted and they bowed once more thanking me for my instructions. 

These nutjobs considered me as something akin to the holy grail and treated me as such as well. Not that I could complain about their affection, but it felt a bit creepy at times being looked at like that. If I am not careful with their treatment I might end up with a knife in my back.

The thought alone made me shudder, just how far would these fanboys go to please me? I did not want to imagine how weird the situation could become, I did not want to cause my mind to drift into uncharted territory like that. Sorry, but I do not swing like that.

Arriving back in ghost town I look at the bone, that still refused to break, even after I had broken my hand multiple times, I was glad, that I had taken up the mantle as their benefactor because right now was the time to train them to deliver me as much meat as possible.

It is time to teach them how to hunt monsters correctly. Their current strategy is way too inefficient and I can not always help them from the sidelines by drugging the monsters, at least not with the current manpower of the ants at my disposal.

Looking at their eyes full of expectations, a soft string in my heart was struck. Even if I try to exploit them, at least I will make sure not to disappoint them. This much is just basic courtesy, to the ones who I admire.

Though I  know for certain, that teaching them my tactics would be a pain in the ass and sadly my judgement would turn out to be correct, but I did not know about the struggle I was about to face.

This is the story of something that should not exist.

This is the story of something that ceased to exist.

This is the story of something that exists without any purpose.

This is not a story about heroes. It is the journey of a hypocrite finding a purpose, in a world devoid of any meaning for him.
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This story is my first work and is currently a work in progress, so tell me about any mistakes you might find. If you have any feedback/suggestions feel free to mention them as well.

Due to a tight time schedule chapter will be released randomly for the time being.

When I arrived in the living room, my eyes were immediately welcomed with a view of half-finished snacks that filled the entire table in the living room. Like bread, traditional Elves cakes, something that looks like candy and even some types of food there. These scents and snacks also remind me of the food available on the Ladur train.

But that's not what I care about.

Why doesn't she make it in the kitchen, I don't ask about this, the problem here is why this food is here at this time, the food even looks like it's just been made.

I immediately turned my gaze to the little girl behind, as the only person who still hadn't fallen asleep until now.

Not possible right?

"Little girl, are you making something?"

"Yes, but actually I didn't make it from the start, I just finished a bit of my mother's work, like beautifying it and giving some decorations"

Still it's awesome, how old is it? Did she accidentally wake up at night for this? Even if the person is poor, I only see cases of small children working hard like in the morning, not in the middle of the night like this.

"Do you do this every day?"

If she also does this every day, it is even more amazing but for me it also includes actions that are not right, a child must have enough sleep, whether for his health or growth.

If she is sick, she will only be more troublesome to his mother and brother.

"Initially not every day, once I woke up at night because of a nightmare, if I wake up at night like that, I would have trouble falling asleep again, I'm lonely but I also don't want to disturb my mother and brother because they have to work the next day, because it's fun doing these little things and now I'm getting used to it, even though it's not a nightmare I will always wake up in the middle of the night. anyway ... "

That is a bad habit, if it is me, I will definitely avoid habits like this, unless I am forced to prefer activities during the day.

"... said dad doing these things will make mom feel happy"

The nature that is so today, I still don't understand where and how she got it, she lives hard but not to the point

"This is not a good thing, little girl, you are still small, your body is still weak, if you are sick, not only that it will make your mother and brother sad but it will also bother them"

"Uncle may be right, but I still want to do it, because I also know this won't last long, so far the oldest brother covering my work, after she died mother would be suspicious when I continued this secretly "

No wonder, I wondered how his unsuspecting mother saw his work done by someone without knowing, it turned out that his brother was covering it up.

But with this, isn't it just like she works in the shadow? She doesn't even want praise.

This stubborn girl, I don't know what else to do to persuade her.

Don't wait, why do I have to persuade her in the first place? Am I touched by his mature mindset? Or am I not reminded of my dead sister?

It's really not like my usual self, I even forgot my main goal here.

And also what did this girl do, why did she continue to work? Normally in a situation like this, she must call an acquaintance from the guest who came, right?

Where is the sensitivity and maturity before?  

It seems that I myself must take the initiative to remind.

"Little girl, can I bother you to call your brother here?"

"Not"

"..."She really refused me right away.
 
"Ladur's brother has to work tomorrow, if uncle wants to meet him, uncle has to wait a few more hours"

Now the sensitivity is back again, but waiting? With my blood-filled appearance?

I come here to take a bath and rest, but if there is no Ladur I prefer not to do it and defend my situation like this.

At least I don't want to take a shower, I feel that if I take a bath in the middle of the night like this with only a little girl still awake, the god will send deathflag to my life.

The headache felt worse, the energy in my body had recovered a little but the previous symptoms were not gone.

In the past this level of fatigue could still be tolerated, I was used to it, and because of my accustomed mind I still survived until now, but my still weak body might not be able to hold it anymore.

Leaning on the chair, I slowly closed my eyes.

Even though I can't fall asleep at this time, I can still enter in a half-awake state.

I used to be taught this trick by a friend, even though it can't be compared to the actual rest but if in a state of urgency, this trick is quite helpful.

Leave blank thoughts without thinking about anything, and reduce sensory performance and perception in order to reduce the workload of the brain.

Under normal circumstances if someone is approaching or watching me, I will definitely feel it, but in a state of being half awake like this, I will only be able to feel things that are really close to me, even then I only feel it vaguely.

As of now, I can still hear the activities and calls of Ladur's sister.

"Are you sleeping?

At times like I just need to ignore the interference and try to make the mind more relaxed, in order to reduce mental fatigue and accelerate the revitalization of the body's energy.

I can't take a shower, but at least I want to rest, unfortunately this little girl won't let me just fall asleep.

  "Hey uncle, are you really asleep?"

"..." unconsciously my eyebrows twitched.

"Uncle, don't sleep, uncle!"

Even so, my determination still hasn't faltered, just ignore it, just ignore it.

"I need your help uncle, so please don't sleep first"

I had closed my eyes and ignored his call, shouldn't she think I was sleeping and wouldn't bother me anymore?

Seeing how stubborn this girl is, I have a feeling even if I really fall asleep, this girl will definitely bother me until I wake up.

I started to hate this girl a little.

In the end, along with a sigh, I opened my eyes again. Look at Ladur's sister and try to answer patiently.

"What's wrong, little girl?"

"Can uncle help me stir the dough?"

"Why should I help you?"

Really, did she tell me to work, tired like this?

"Come on uncle, this is also uncle after all, come and disturb me while working"
 
She blamed me? Did she just blame me?

She was clearly lying, I was sure she had said before that she only decorated and beautified, and the purpose of the dough is clearly the main ingredient?

"I refuse"
"If uncle doesn't want to, I'll shout, this uncle is a pedophile, who in the middle of the night quietly entered this house, to kidnap me"

Wtf ??

Is this cunning girl, still the same girl with attention and previous understanding? How can the difference in treatment be so far.

"Well, I understand, I'll help you, but I want to clean my hands first, where is the bathroom?"

Damn, don't smile. The smile on the girl's lips really made me cringe.

"Over there"

His hand pointed towards the back of the house. I immediately got up from the chair and walked in the direction the little girl was pointing at.

I really hate this girl.

The world has changed, the appearance of strange and terrible monsters, super humans, dungeons, evolved animals, and mythological creatures, drive the world to brink of extinction. 

Alan is only a subordinate of an ordinary dungeon master in this apocalyptic world. His greatest achievement was becoming a part of the 1000 strongest dungeon attackers. But it was still not enough, and in the end he died after being devoured by monsters. 

When he opened his eyes again, he was shocked to discover that he had returned to his world 27 years in the past, the fateful day before the  beginning of the apocalypse. 

With his future knowledge, what will he do? Find holy artifacts? Look for hidden treasures? Become the best swordsman? No even with all that, it still wouldn't be enough.

Using his knowledge of the future he will strive to be the best farmer.

The best DUNGEON Farmer. 

(Fixed by Immortal_Potato)

"What exactly does the prince want, Sean?"
"No one know what prince Macron is thinking"
"Sigh...What with this dog cosplay outfit? Take me as a pig, you also don't have to make me wear a dog costume!!" 

Early this morning, I was called out of the pig cage (my bedroom) to shower and dress up in this dog outfit before going to find the prince. When arrive at his quarter, prince Macron is dress in his white shirt, button up all the way, and a short black pant. His hair was comb neatly to the side, on his face has a thick black frame glasses. He stands there with a dog collar in his hand, waving at me.

"You fit very well with the outfit" 

"Master, why do you dress like this?"

"Going Incognito" 

"Why?"

" This prince has show face in most of the magazines! If I go out like usual, people will know it me. Going incognito is the best idea..." Prince Macron seem to be lost in thought, then he turn to me "what do think of this outfit?" 

To be honest, men that have a pretty face like a beauty like this, they're always look good in whatever they wear. Even though I don't this guy, he still look handsome, so I tell the truth.

"The outfit looks good on you, master."

"Really?"

"Yes"

"Ugly outfit like this really fit me well?" 

"Of course not, master fit better with a more stylish clothes than this outfit."

"You don't think that a perfect figure like me would make this outfit shine better?" 

"What do you want from me? This's wrong, that's wrong."

"Just say that this prince look good in everything this prince wear"

"I think so too" 
I really don't understand him, what a troublesome prince! 

"Put this collar on your neck, I'll take you to school instead of princess Yuri!"

"Huh?!!"

"Can't you hear me? Put this collar in your neck, I'll take you to school."

"I'm wearing the dog outfit for this?"

"You're right" Master smiled " this prince doesn't want to bring too much attention to myself by bringing a red-wig dog to walk around the university." 

"And I'm wearing a dog outfit to walk around the university is not bringing any attention?"

"It does?"

"Just Ask anybody!"

"Guards.....you guys think that this prince will attract attention if I take this pig with me to school?"

No one voice any response, they don't know how to answer to this and keep the everyone happy. Waah....no one is on my side! >.<*

"No one said it will bring attention! Talk no more, and put the collar on your neck. Go to school with me or your father will die."

If you put it like that, what else can I do. I put the collar on my neck and was drag to the car. 
A woman voice from behind stall the cars parade all of the sudden. 

"My little prince"

"...."

Hug! 

That lady run to hug prince macron and kiss him on the cheek in the middle of the crowd. I'm shock since I never see her before, who is this to dare act this intimate with the crown prince of Balwria!!!

"Mother, I'm an adult now."

"But mother never feel this proud before. My little boy going to school outside the palace for the first time...even if my prince dress a little ugly."

"ugly? Not that bad right, mother?"

"It's true! If my prince doesn't believe mother, ask....the dog, why do you dress like a dog?" 

And I come to realized that the person is the prince's mother, Queen Rosemaries, the one that appear on the newspapers, and magazines all the time. The Queen turn to look at me with a weird expression. 

"I was ordered to do so, your highness"

"She's my pig in the palace, and a dog when I go out, mother." 

" Isn't the outfit too ugly? It looks very loose! Luckily, she doesn't have to wear the huge animal head like in the theme park."

"Who said she doesn't? The head is in the trunk, she has to wear it right when we get off. Mother, I'm late for school, please stop stalling me."

"Let mother hug you a little then. Even though  you're the worst prince in other people eyes, you're still my adorable little prince that I love, even if sometime you act like a brat."

"Look at mother, with your love-hate emotion, I'd better go to school."

"Bye bye.....and little dog, don't go biting the prince, alright?"

"..." 

"The prince might bite back."

"Mother!!"

Who would thought that Queen Rosemaries is a lovely and cheerful person like this. She really get me! But can't you teach this spoil evil prince of yours a little better?

My dog outfit start to create problem in the car cause of its size and he prince that sit next to me also show an annoy expression, but he can't say anything since he is the one who ordered me to wear the costume. Haha....

"Little dog"

"So now I'm a dog instead of a pig, right?"

"Yes"

"So what? 

"What?"

"Ahh.....you called me, right? So I ask, what?"

"Yeah.....I have something to ask you."
Super evil and super forgetful, you crazy prince! 

"So.....?"

"The outfit is really ugly?

"Not true! Your highness look good in everything."

"Answer this prince like this, you really want your father dead? Huh?"

"Ahhh.....you never like my answers! why do you still ask me if you already has your own answer?"

"To.....to clarify! Don't forget that you are my special pig mirror, so you really think that it's ugly?" 

"My father won't die, right?"

"Sure"

"It's truly ugly. But....your highness has a very handsome face, so it help lessen the ugliness of the outfit." 

"A very good answer! You says, will anyone recognize me like this?"

"People might think that you look similar, but no one will think that a crown prince will come to study at a commoner university, dress so ugly and have a huge dog from the theme park like this, I guarantee!"

"This prince think so too. You're a useful mirror!"

"Can I ask you a question, master?"

"Since when you have the right to question me?"

"Cause I'm your beloved dog."

"..."

"...."

"Fine! One question."

"Why do you have to go incognito in the university? Your highness can just tell everyone and still go to school here. No one will dare cross you."

"That's too long of a question." Prince macron looks out the window, " Truth is since the day you curse me about being an evil person until no one willing to be friend with, I start to wonder if it could be true. And when I think about what people were whispering about in the university bathroom the other day, it make this prince know what people outside the palace really think of me."

"Ohh....what did they talk about you?"

"Didn't I say only one question?"

"True"

"Those people said... I am a bisexual prince."
Thought you said no more than one question! Why answer then?...but hahaha.....what's a treat!
"Bad personality, abuse children, abuse animal, hit women,...but I never do anything like that."

"....."

"What's with the silent? Or you also think the same as them? "

".....err cause master said no more question"
I'm start to get the prince now.

"You can ask, ask away!"

"So have master really did all those thing?"

"This prince have never do such a thing! Before princess yuri, I used to raise cobra, and I never hit children cause there's no kid in the palace. And I also never hit any women, if I don't like anyone, I just let the guards take care of them." 

"....."

"See! Those aren't real! And they also said that a person like me will never be able to protect anyone and when I become king, no one will acknowledge me cause I can't compare to my sister who already passed away!"

When think about his sister, Macron face changes completely, I can tell even he change it back in a second!

"This prince will prove them wrong, I'm intelligence, famous and definitely as good as sister!"

"Really?"

"What, you don't believe me?"

"No.....It's just a confirm response like 'really?' like that" 

"Good!"

I also want to see if he can accomplish what he said. From my point of view, I still can't see how he can take the throne with his personality. Just coming to study outside the palace doesn't prove much except letting other people know how much of a brat he is!!!"

Afterward, we sit quietly in the car till the university. Unexpectedly, there's an event in the school and there're balloons everywhere, look like a big party at that. Wow..... what a coincidence, if I got out like this, people will think that I'm the clown that was send from the theme park. 

"What's with this stupid party today? This prince come here to study and if they organized such an event like this, how can I learn?"

"Master, do I really have to go out like this?"

"Right! Eh.....nature call! Get out of the car and wait right here. Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back."

"Master, wait! How about the chain and this dog outfit?"

I haven't finish speaking, Macron get out of the car and sprint to the bathroom, leaving me to take the dog head from the trunk to wear and wait in front of the pretty balloons. 

"Ahhh...can I take a photo with you?"

Not just a palace pig, I'm also the most popular dog of the party, everyone surrounded me for a photo session. Now that it's like this that I truly become the dog of prince Macron. 

"Excuse me, what event is this?"
I asked the little girl that come for a photo session while still wearing the dog head.....

"Ehh.....you don't know? Then why are you here?"

"Hm...hm...my agency send me here, but they didn't tell what event it is."

"Today is the orientation of freshman student in the business department."

"Oh"

"That's why the school organized this welcoming party by inviting a famous singer to sing. The concert is in the building right now."

"Which singer?"

"Allen Altara"
Never heard of him!

"Why don't you go to the concert?"

"Right...wfff! Why would I take a photo with the dog, I should go to the concert instead!" 

So everyone rushing back to the building, leaving the dog outside alone by itself. As a dog, being abandon is a normal thing.....Eh! Wait..... I'm a human. Being call as animal everyday, I almost forgot.

Crash'

Damn! Someone just bump into me from the back.

"Hey"

"Stand still and move with me!"

"No more picture! I'm actually waiting for someone."

"Just come with me for now, I'll pay you! Hurry, start walking, and hide me! "

"....."

I want to turn around, but the dog head is too big, so I can only let that person drag me out. And because of this dog outfit is too big compared to my size, I almost fall down many time, but now I know one thing... the person that hide behind my back is a man.

"Hey, where are you taking me?"

"Just hide me for a bit! Just till I get in the car! Noo...They're here! Hurry, come with me!!"
That guy turn to face me, grab my wrist and run to one of the corner to hide. Then, many teenage girls run passed our hiding spot.

"You're hiding from those girls?"

"Yes"

"Why?"

"They're trying to get a piece of my clothes to promote" 

"You can promote with just a piece of clothes? Looking at your outfit, it doesn't look any valuable."

"Why am I not valuable?"
And the owner stared at me with fury eyes. With face like look like an angel, he shows his high-class attitude to me. This make me speechless for awhile. Ehh..... but where have I see his face before? Like on a drinks poster or something.

"Are you a singer?"

"Ah! After all this, you don't know I'm a singer?"

"Don't know! I never watch TV. Even if I do, that's once in a while. Plus, I'm living in a pig cage now, no chance to watch TV."

"What's a weird woman living in a pig cage!!"

"Those girls are gone now, it's safe to leave. You can go!"

"No, I can't trust that! What if someone is hiding somewhere. I want to go home with full clothes on, not just in my underwear. Who knows? Maybe not even with an underwear."

"Which mean you are really famous.....what? What are you looking at?"

"This costume?"

"This dog outfit?"

"The head as well."

"This dog head?"

"Give it to me!"

".....oh! Why?"

"To go under cover"

"If you take these, what do I wear?"

"I'll return it back, okay! I can also pay for the outfit."
Then that singer bring out his wallet, taking some cash out to give to me. 

"Hurry and give my your outfit!"

"But if my master knows..."

Pull'
And my dog head was pull out by that handsome guy and put on his head instead. 

"Ah...you're a girl?"

"Yeah"

"It's even more heart-broken."

"What's now?!!"

"There's still a girl in this country that doesn't know me."

" I told you now I don't have TV, never watch it. I live in a pig cage."

"I'm talking to you no more! Take off your outfit! turn around."

Zip'
He then zip off my dog outfit, luckily, I wear clothes underneath and because it's winter, I start to shiver. 

"Cold? Here, take my jacket for now"

"Hm" I grab it right away "Take it, and return it soon! My master won't care even you are a famous singer."

He disappeared right when I put on the jacket! 

"So fast" 

I wear his jacket and come out of the hiding spot while looking for that singer one more time. Only then, I saw a group of fan girls were staring at me before screaming out loud in unisons.

"That is Allen's jacket!!!!"

Later....

"Tearing'"

I feel like my body is being shredded into pieces!!

Destiny is funny thing! Milan, a commoner/pickpocket, meet the devilish charming prince and end up being his “pet”. One might wondered if it’s a good fortune or a tragedy.

Jun Moxie, who had only just seen that scroll with those first five words spring out of nowhere, was already shaken to an unimaginable state!
From the scroll and the handwriting alone, they were clearly antiques! Furthermore, the Nine Nether First Young Master… this person was a legend from at least tens of thousands of years ago!
The ancestor of Xuan Qi in the entire Xuan Xuan Continent! 
A legendary figure! 
How could a person like this know of someone like Moxie, who existed after tens of thousands of years? What is his relationship to me? To even know of my name from my previous life! All this, everything… was unfathomable! Too difficult to comprehend!
Could it be true that some people had attained a divine level to be able to understand the past and predict the future with absolute accuracy—to such a shocking extent? 
As the scroll continued to unfold itself, lines of neat handwriting began to appear before Jun Moxie's eyes. 
The handwriting was still that unrestrained, untamable, arrogant and haughty script! 
Just looking at this handwriting alone was enough to imagine how this legendary Nine Nether First Young Master, this crazy ancestor, was uninhibited and tyrannical! 
Every single word shows extraordinary gifts, and every word was like drawn daggers!
Along with that confidence was a sense of untamability and unaffectedness, as if the heavens and earth were for him to walk upon freely! 
And Jun Moxie's attention was completely captured by the contents of this scroll!
"Why? Could you have been frightened? Hehehe… Little thing, don't feel despaired; after all, I've never met anyone in all of history not frightened in the face of this young master! I believe that you are the same!" The arrogance and mocking intentions behind this paragraph were almost as if the Nine Nether First Young Master was standing right in front of Jun Moxie, looking down at him condescendingly. 
"F*ck! Did you seriously think you could scare me with these couple of ghostly scribblings? You're too damn wrong; did you think I'm like those ordinary folk? You're thinking too highly of yourself!" Jun Moxie couldn't control his temper and shouted at thin air, as if he were really facing the Nine Nether First Young Master. 
Although he knew that incredibly arrogant fellow clearly wasn't in front of him, Jun Moxie could feel an odd sense of hostility! To be looked down upon by some ghostly scribblings…. A feeling like this really got Jun Moxie riled up. 
And to be honest, he really was frightened earlier…
"Good lad! You have the guts to scold this young master! I'm really regretful; if I could stay till now, then I could come before you, strip you of all your clothing, hang your naked self high up before all your lovers, and harshly cane your white bottoms! You dare to scold this young master? You f*cking have the balls! This young master has never met anyone as ballsy as you! But you came tens of thousands years too f*cking late! This is your greatest fortune!" 
The Nine Nether First Young Master's message seem to have fully and completely predicted all of Jun Moxie's actions and what he was thinking…
"You f*cking dare? If I catch you, I'll strip your pants and drag you to parade around Tian Xiang City while exposing your d*ck!" Jun Moxie hollered angrily, fury in his eyes. 
Why did this Nine Nether First Young Master's way of speaking sound so much like a hooligan's? Wasn't it a little too vulgar? Almost like we came from different place and are the same! 
This was naturally also one of the greatest doubts in Jun Moxie's heart! 
This manner of talking is clearly that of a hooligan's—which part of it resembles a master of his time, a legendary figure? From these few sentences, Jun Moxie could picture in his head, the Nine Nether First Young Master holding chopsticks in one hand while grabbing his foot with the other. Occasionally lifting it up to his nose to sniff… a wretched and vulgar image like this. 
This was vastly different from the legendary figure of the Nine Nether First Young Master in Jun Moxie's heart! 
And was even more different than the Nine Nether First Young Master in the legends!
"Are you wondering about the way this young master speaks? Little Jun Xie, wasn't this young master forced to do this by you?! With my talent and flair, it's not difficult for me to write an entire passage of incomprehensible talk, but I was worried that you would probably toss this scroll into the fire when you're not even halfway through reading it! Completely uninterested in continuing to read it! So, you can say that this young master has taken great pains for your sake! But never mind that you don't feel the least grateful, but to even call this young master vulgar…." 
Jun Moxie couldn't help but sweat in his heart. This Nine Nether First Young Master was very right about himself. If he had really written an essay… even if it were written superbly, it would probably be tossed into the fire by Moxie now….
"I have to say, this way of speaking really feels great! Saying whatever you what, scolding when you feel like this; this is the highest state of following one's heart! A whole mouthful of literary jargons, an entire essay of leading others to doing good… Even if you don't wish to read it, this young master is also unwilling to write it! This young master hates those hypocrites the most, always blabbering about ethics… so in a rage, this young master burnt all the ancient books and records in the world! F*ck their granny's balls! That bunch of people all look sanctimonious and dignified, always talking about morals and values, but always end up going into brothels to have some fun when night comes… Remember, when you meet people like this, you have to eliminate them completely! Because this type of hypocrites is even worse than those gangsters on the streets! Even though gangsters aren't good either, at least they are open about it…." 
Jun Moxie couldn't help but clap in admiration, his face radiant with delight. This person's temperament was the same as his own's! He truly understands me! Pui, why is it so sour? Is it because it's too to my taste?! If he is still around, perhaps I would burn yellow paper and cut the heads of a chicken, bow eight times and become sworn brothers!
"…. cough cough, this topic has deviated… I know that you're still confused, so this young master shall help you clarify your doubts…" 
Jun Moxie frowned, finally realizing that this Nine Nether First Young Master had a particular catchphrase: this young master! He didn't address himself as anything else: from start to end he had always simply used: this young master! 
You're at least tens of thousands years of age, a genuine standard old monster, but you have the cheek to address yourself as 'this young master'?… This doesn't really seem appropriate, right? 
Jun Moxie criticized in his heart, but he continued to read the scroll. 
"…. If you little asshole still dare scold me, this young master will make this scroll disappear instantly! Do you believe me?"
This sentence left Jun Moxie completely speechless! This old ancestral figure of ten thousand years ago was really… unconventional! 
"… This young master can live forever without aging; even if I reach millions of years in age, and the heavens and earth fades away, I will still bare that same look of an eighteen year old! Why can I not address myself as this young master? Did you want to see this young master address himself as this old man? Why don't you imagine, an eighteen year old baby face calling himself 'this old man'? How would you feel?" 
Jun Moxie sweated aggressively. 
What.. what is this? This Nine Nether First Young Master's amazing way of thinking really stunned him! He kept saying that he was going to explain, but until now nothing was explained and he was just talking about useless things!
Isn't he just leaving me hanging?
Even then, even if I scold you right now… You also don't have the capability to make this scroll disappear instantly… Did you think it's still ten thousand ago?
"… Nevermind, we are all clever people; this young master probably can't scare you enough to stop you! But it is very rare for this young master to get an opportunity like this to tease his juniors, especially teasing you after a period of ten thousand years. This gives this young master great sense of satisfaction, and I'll take it as you are respecting the elderly! Obedient little Jun Xie, just continue to look on patiently." 
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and felt like fainting. This person really had a bad taste! If he really wanted to be polite and respectful to an eternal eighteen year old baby face, then…. 
"…. Stop guessing blindly, I know what you little fellow is thinking about, doubtful about, but this young master is going tell you seriously that you are a stupid fool! Extremely foolish little brat, you've guessed wrong! Completely wrong, gravely mistaken, way off!" 
Jun Moxie really had an immense urge to rip this scroll into shreds… Facing just a mere scroll, he had been scolded for almost an hour…. What the f*ck is this!
"…. You're definitely guessing this young master probably came from the same place as you! Wahahaha! You're wrong!! This young master is too extraordinary for a good obedient little boy like you to be able to guess! Do you feel depressed? Aggrieved?" 
Jun Moxie's breathing became heavier, and the veins on his forehead popping out… To think that I am belittled like this….
"This Young Master comes from the Nine Nethers! Do you know what the Nine Nethers is? Good boy, this young master will slowly tell you all about it' you must be patient, there is no need to rush, there is no use if you are impatient…." 
Young Master Jun bellowed angrily, standing up and landing a heavy punch onto the stone wall on the five words of 'Nine Nether First Young Master'! He was really enraged by this fellow's teasing! 
After venting it out, he panted heavily before sitting back down again. Just as he had expected, the stone wall did not even budge, and not even a chip fell off. This was not because the stone wall was too hard, but because the Nine Nether First Young Master had used some unique methods to make it like this…
"Gagagaga… Sure enough, you couldn't bear it… Little obedient child, your temperament still needs quite a bit of polishing…" At the sight of the weird laugh on the scroll, Jun Moxie felt like he could see the image of a young looking person laughing uncontrollably, his entire body shaking back and forth. 
Don't get angry, don't get angry…. I won't get angry! If I get angry then i'll be falling for his scheme! Absolutely, must not get angry! Jun Moxie chanted in his head, taking in a deep breath before focusing again.


Jun Xie was the number one assassin in modern earth. His skills and knowledge in the field of assassination were unparalleled, his accomplishments unprecedented, his reputation terrified the entire underworld. However, during a mission to retrieve a mystical treasure, a mishap occurred…

He is now Jun Moxie, a sixteen year old super level debauchee, sole heir to the declining Jun family. A family of valiant heroes, left with an old grandpa, a crippled uncle and a debauchee as the sole heir! Accepting the world’s criticism and cold stares with a smile, his new journey begins! His life will be carved by his own will! Rise to the top! Evil Monarch Jun Xie!

“This cup I toast to those I’ve killed in my past life. Forgive me, for there is no chance for you to have revenge. Gulp!

This cup I toast to those whose life I will take in my new life. Forgive me, for you are fated to die by my hands. Cheers!”

What was that!
If my novels taught me anything that would be that this is a classic 'Game-like' scenario that I got myself into...
Well, I won't really complain about this as it is one of the things I wanted to get in my previous life, but still, that voice really scared me...
It, the voice in my head, sounded very familiar...
OH! It sounded almost like I did while I was still a human!
Maybe everyone has this 'Game-like' ability in this world. 
Hmmm...
Calling it 'Game-like' would mean that it has some sort of interface or some sort of ability system.
But I saw neither, I only heard a voice in my head that sounded just like me.
Could it be that my mind is only playing tricks on me? If I were to try and explain this situation to myself, would I think of myself like a crazy person...
Well, probably!
Who would still be sane after dying, being reborn as a limbless animal... no, a Monster, and then being starved while being hunted by their own siblings.
I am as sane as I could possibly be in this situation, no matter how little it may be!
Alright!
I need to figure out how to prove that there are some 'Game-like' abilities involved, and then I need to find out how rare that ability is.
If everyone has this ability, then I am pretty much screwed, BUT if it is extremely rare or even unique, then I just might have a chance to become a respected being in this world!
But how do I prove it first?
Interface!
Appraise!
Gamemode On!
Link!
...
Huff... Even screaming in my mind is tiring...
The least I ask for is a self-status reading skill...
[Status reading-Target: Self]
Ehhh?
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Level 1,unnamed,snakeling hatchling                  
Vitality:0.3;    Strenght:0.1;    Agility:0.6;               
Resistance:0.8;       Magic:0.8;        ▓▓▓▓             
▓▓▓▓                   Total:2.6;            Xp:0/5;           
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Skills:                                                                      
Venom Bite-Lv1(Act)(bio)                                       
Smooth Scales-Lv1(Pas)(bio)                             
Status Reading-LvMAX(Special)                             
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OHHH!
Now it wasn't a voice but a screen!
Thank you, God, whoever you may be!
Oh my... This is now the second happiest thing that happened to me in this new life of mine.
Finding that sweet water from the fountain would be the first thing and it is highly possible that the water was the cause of gaining this 'Game-like' ability.
Now, what do we have here...
A level, name and a species name...
It is very game like, I am 'Unnamed' since no one gifted me a name upon my birth.
This would also mean that me, from my previous life, is really gone forever, not even the name remaining.
Rest in peace my previous self.
... Great, I got myself feeling depressed again...
But, maybe if I manage to get named as a monster I get some special buffs!
I will try getting a name when I get a chance. Which should be after meeting an intelligent, and if possible, a humanoid being.
There are also some really game-like stats, like vitality probably being health and such.
There is also a 'Total' stat, maybe it shows my overall strength as a perso-... ehm~m, as a monster. I need to leave the previous me behind if I want to survive as a current me... but it will probably be best to leave some humanity in me, as I don't wish to hurt those that don't deserve it.
So there are also skills and... 
Eeh?!
So it was called 'Status Reading', huh?
Oh, I get it now, It took what I thought before out of context and that way saved me from a lot of trouble... Thank you very much!
So now, what if I use 'Status Reading' to tell me everything I need to know about this screen in front of me... there are some blurred up stats as well... I wonder what that could be.
Maybe some stats that are unique to humans or some other species?
Let's find out.
I'll close my eyes and concentrate as hard as I can...
...Even though I have no eyelids my vision darkened...
Status Read the Interface!
. . .
*Silence*
. . .
Maybe It isn't called an interface, ehh...
Status Read the status screen...?
[Status Reading-Target: Status Screen]
Figures...
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Vitality- the combined score of the body sturdiness and regenerative    properties. The higher it is, higher the Hp and Hp Regen will be.
Strenght-the amount of physical power the body can produce. 
The higher it is, higher the physical damage dealt.
Agility-the amount of flexibility and speed the body can handle. 
The higher it is, higher the speed the body can move at with increased maneuverability.
Resistance- combined score of all resistances.
Higher it is, weaker the damage to Hp delt based on the resistance types. Resistances can be seen in resistance window once 'Status Reading' reaches a higher level.
Magic- combined score of internal mana storage and mana replenishment. The higher it is, higher the Mp and Mp regen will be.
Total- combined value of all stats. Taken into account when reading the status of others. If the difference is too big (owners status being the smaller one), status reading will fail.
Xp- calculated experience needed for the next level up... Rest of the information unavailable at the moment...
Venom Bite- a biologically acquired skill which lets its user apply 'Poison(venom*)' effect on its target, while the effect differs based on the type* and amount of venom was injected. This skill can be used as a magic skill, draining mana as a resource for activation if the user doesn't meet biological requirements.
Smooth Scales- a biologically acquired skill which passively increases fire resistance, blunt force resistance, sharpness resistance, chemical resistance, and agility, while decreasing cold resistance. This skill can be used as a magic skill, draining mana as a resource for activation if the user doesn't meet biological requirements.
Status Reading- a special skill acquired by the ''Touch of Divinity'' requirement. This skill allows its user to see information about things and beings, with calculations in a numeric system and language understandable to the skills owner. The 'Status Reading' upgrades as the owner gets stronger. If a being getting scanned has too big of an overall stats difference, there is a high chance of failure. 
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O_O
A-alright...
The stats are about the same thing I thought they would be...
What about this...
Status Read this...?
[Status Reading...]
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▓▓▓▓-'Status Reading' not high enough...     
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Ohhh!
So all I need to do is to look at something as I request its status to be read. This will make things much easier!
Even a new screen pops-up so I can even compare the stats and information I get from this skill. That is amazing!
Imagine if you had a skill like this one, to see information about others, but every time you scan someone new, you lose the info to the previous scan. In this life or death situation, that would make it too hard to compare strengths between who do you have the best chance of winning against and therefore surviving.
 Stats are pretty self-explanatory. As for the Skills, they also make a lot of sense. I love the part of biological skills being able to be replicated by magic. If I ever get a chance to learn magic, I would be able to replicate the abilities of any other monsters that might live around this cave.
Since I don't know how deep in the ground I am right now, I will just assume this is some sort of a dungeon since 'Status reading' the walls and the floor just came up with 'Rock' and 'Dirt'.
Even this mysterious fountain gave a screen with 'Unknown', which is very annoying as the skill originated from the water I drank from it.
Now I am certain that it was that sparkly water that gave me this 'Status Reading' skill as it was obtained by gaining that 'Touch of Divinity' thingy, which I, in turn, got from drinking that sparkly water.
Oh Right!
Status Read the 'Touch of Divinity'
[Status Reading...]
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'Touch of Divinity'- A special ability, obtained by being touched by God's Energy, which is long since lost to the world as an ancient power. Only heroes trained by The Church of Divinity are allowed to possess this ability while others are being deemed as criminals sentenced to death if in possession of this ability. This skill, once used, can empower one thing for a permanent effect which will differ based on what the ability was used on. The empowerment can only be used by those who have acquired the 'Touch of Divinity'. 
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A-are you f-for real?
T-this is so OP!
But wait, does this mean I already made enemies with a huge organization... and it is one of those that sound like extremist religions...
This is becoming even more like some of the novels I have read before...
If this unfolds to be anything close to the things I've read about, it will either be very good or very, and I mean, VERY bad.
A good thing that might happen is being worshiped as a divine being if they find out that I possess the 'Touch of Divinity'. That would make my life much easier, not having to worry about much, except to keep up the image of a divine being.
But if this unfolds in the other direction, I will be hunted down to the edge of the world, just so they, the religious fanatics, can sacrifice me to their god, who might not even be real...
That would be such a wasted rebirth!
I need to find a way to become stronger if I wish to live a carefree life, possibly surrounded by people who I will grow to love and who will love me as well.
Let me think...
If I am correct, in my case, getting stronger should be like evolving into a higher species. I guess that is why I can see the name of the species, which looks very informative.
I need to see if there is anything more to know about my new self, besides that knowing that I am a small baby snake.
Status Read my species and evolution tree
[Status Reading...]
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Snakeling Hatchling- the lowest evolution point of the Serpent tree. laid in clusters of eggs,       resulting in a big enough number for ten or so young to evolve before leaving the nest.            
Serpent tree-'Status Reading' not high enough...                                                                           
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Alright, so I was right that there is an evolutionary tree with choices one takes as they evolve. Once I am able to see what choices I have down the line, I will give it a good thinking about.
About my species... It seems that I was right when I sensed a faint bloodlust right after being born. This species is intentionally laid in large numbers so that they eat each other, improving their rate of growth by stronger hatchlings eating the weaker ones, so that they may become even stronger before leaving the nest. 
Truly a cold-hearted method for parents to resort to... but if we take into account that outside of this blocked off room, there are probably a whole lot of other, stronger monsters... Then if they didn't resort to this "kin eats kin" method, then maybe none of the hatchlings would have a chance of surviving. 
As a human, it saddens me to see such a brutal method, but nature has its ways, no matter how much a sheltered human mind can't comprehend those ways, they won't change.
Yet, as a snake, it gives me hope that the number of my siblings is reducing since I know that I, as the weakest one here, am sure every one of them will hope to get a quick snack the moment that I come out.
Since the sparkly water bought me some time from starving, I will be able to wait another day before I leave this hidey-hole of mine.
But until then I must observe them from here to figure out a strategy to defeat them as one who is weaker than them, to become the one who feeds on them.

I was born as a free human, in a free world, with free will... And then I died, but now... Now I am truly free.
Released from my mortality to rise from a bottomfeeder to be the one who feeds on dragons and gods.
And all just because I was reborn as a weak little snake.

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