"A world without magic is nothing but a dull and boring one. I'll make this world thrive with magic and wonder!"

Follow Charlotte Eschete on her journey of self discovery and how her ideals changed the world!

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Iris knows few things. What she does know has made her cold to the people around her even if she pretends otherwise. The few people she trusted and cared for have all left and her time at the orphanage has made her anger the thing she loves the most. She remains unbroken but then what choice does does she have.
So she has become a snake in the graden. A fox on the hunt. The rat in your walls. The powerless do not have the benefit of being weak minded afterall.

It takes a minute to really process what she's seeing. The room is already dark with only the light coming from the machines. Even the moonlight seems to be dimmer than usual on this night.

Regardless, she has night vision so she can see clearly what just now spoke to her.

It's a snake.

A snake is talking to her.

What. What the hell?

A snake is talking to her!

Does she panic, panic, or panic?

Juno, of course, decides to panic.

She lets out a yelp, jumps out of bed and lands on the ground with a loud thump.

"Wh-what?!"

The snake gets closer to her face.

<Calm down, please.>

Unfortunately, saying that has the exact opposite effect, "H-how can I possibly sstay calm right now! Don't hurt me!"

//What is this? A curse?//

She shakily gets up from the ground and tries to put distance between them, which so happens to be by hiding in the bathroom. She locks the door for good measure. (As if somehow a snake, known for not having arms, could open the door.)

Almost at the exact same time she turns on the light does she hear the same deep voice say, <I'm still here.>

She jumps back in shock, "Ack!?"

Had she not been in a mini coma for two days then there is no doubt that she would have lost consciousness.

She should have paid closer attention.

How could she have not noticed!?

The snake is coming out of her head!

She lets out a loud scream this time while the snake just blinks at her reaction. She instinctively tries to pull it out!

Of course, it doesn't work out. The snake moves out the way and she's grasping at empty air.

<Excuse me! Don't do that. It's just going to hurt both of us.>

//This HAS to be one of those weird dreams I've been having. Right? There's no snake attached to my head! It's a dream! Of course!//

"Haha! Another dream! I'll wake up soon!!!" 

That's the only reasonable explanation!

Unless she really has been cursed.

The snake, ignoring Juno's internal breakdown, says, <Please, Juno let me explain what's happening to you.>

She absentmindedly tugs on her other strands of hair, double checking for any more snakes. "Haha. Okay sure little snake. Go ahead!"

<This isn't a dream.>

"..."

<This is real.>

A long pause before Juno laughs nervously and says, "You're so funny! But there's no way this is real."

<It is. I would not lie to you. Also, I'm also not that funny.>

The snake closes its eyes, almost as if tired. 

<You must have heard of Medusa's Blessing.>

Juno blinks, "Huh?"

The snake looks like it wants to roll its eyes but at the same time doesn't want to be rude, <You're a gorgon right? You must worship lady Medusa.>

"Um... Y-yes?"

<Then you must have a perfect understanding of what's happening you.>

She stares at it in silence.

This time the snake makes a hissing noise in frustration. 

<Long ago, Lady Medusa was said to be the first ever gorgon. She was powerful and respected amongst mortals and immortals. When she ascended the heavens she decided to bring forth a race of gorgons, and she did that successfully. Or almost. Of course, they wouldn't be exact copies of her, they would look similar, but be vastly weaker. Less magic, no snakes to guide them. They would just be mortals. They would die just like any other mortal. 

That would be you.>

"B-but I already know this-"

<Don't interrupt me! But soon Lady Medusa would feel that her gorgons were too weak. So out of love or out of pity, she granted one gorgon in every generation, a blessing.>

"Wait a second…"

<This blessing, would be us. As you know Lady Medusa is well known for her hundreds upon hundreds of snakes that live on her head. She told 12 of her snakes to be reborn every generation onto a gorgon who is worthy. We would grant them power and protection. We are her blessing!>

"Oh my gods."

<Do you understand now?>

"This has to be a dream! I mean like, why would I, a regular, mostly normal, insignificant person, be chosen for this. Haha I've lost it!"

<Juno, this isn't a dream! I'm right here in front of you!>

"B-besides, it's imposssible! I'm pretty sure no one has seen this blessing or whatever for over a thousand years! So why now!? Why me!?"

<Ah. About that…>

"Dream or not, I'm sorry but I don't need you! Thank you but no thank you! So would you please kindly leave my head!!!"

<It doesn't work like that. We can't just leave you. Let me explain some things before you start jumping to conclusions.>

"I don't care how it works! You will leave… h-hold on did you just say "we." As in, there's more of you?!"

<I did say 12. Were you not paying attention?>

Before Juno could react to that, there's a knock on the door that startles them both.

"Are you okay? Can you open the door, Juno?"

That voice, it's Eve?!

//What do I do! I can't answer the door looking like this//

<Ignore her.>

//Y-you can hear my thoughts!//

<Only in times of distress. Or when you allow it. I can't speak your tongue but you will be able to hear my voice in your mind.>

//This fucking sucks.//

<You'll get used to it.>

//Stop listening to my thoughts!//

"Juno, let me inside," her knocking becomes more persistent.

Juno stays quiet hoping she'll leave.

"I know you're inside. I know your predicament. Let me in, now." After a moment, "Please."

//What does she mean!?//

<Hold on a moment. We should let her inside, Juno.>

"Absolutely not. She can't see me like this. If she sees a snake coming out of my head then… Well, it probably wouldn't be the weirdest thing she's ever seen, since it's Eve, but I don't- I can't trust her." she whispers.

<I think you should->

"I'm not listening to you." she angrily whispers.

<...>

Eve, still not giving up, finally admits, "I want to apologize to you. I have a confession of sorts… It all has to do with your little snake friend."

Juno is just an ordinary gorgon girl! She goes to an ordinary and boring school. She doesn’t think of herself as significant in any way. 
So why do bad things keep happening to her? 
This must be a dream.
This must be a nightmare.

<Hey Rimuru, I was thinking here, with your [predation] can you store things in your stomach?> Seth asked suddenly.

<Store? Yes, why?> Rimuru question

<Did you ever eat any of these crystals?> asked Seth
Rimuru soon understood what he wanted <Yes, you are welcome to have some, but what are you going to do with them?> Rimuru question

Seth smiles as Rimuru understands what he wants. <They can be used for my magic, it's very useful> said Seth.

<Oh, what's your magic? You did not tell me yet> Rimuru said.

<It's magic of an anime, it's kind of complicated but it's very interesting, it's magecraft> Seth said.

<Anime magic? What's so great, magecraft? I've never heard of what anime this is from?> asked Rimuru super interested in the subject

<Fate / series, have you heard of it?> said Seth.

<No, I never heard of it, well it does not matter much but it's cool to have anime powers> said Rimuru

<Yes, look, there is the exit of the cave> said Seth, pointing to a rusty door, "although this is not the place that I entered" comments Seth

<Well it does not matter, we'll finally leave this cave> said Rimuru walking toward the door when suddenly he heard a creak

<Rimuru, I think there's someone trying to get in, lets hide quickly before they notice us, we do not know if they're hostile or not> said Seth quickly grabbing Rimuru and running into a corner. 

After some further creaking and groaning the door then opens  and three people enter cautiously. 

"Phew finally opened despite the rusty lock and hinges" says a man

"since what, 300 years ago they haven't been maintained" says the other man

"But the master of the guild is really evil, to have a girl explore a stinking, wet place like this," said the only woman in the group. 

"Do not worry, even if the guild master says there's a dragon, I do not think it should be true, it may just be a snake or something, rumors tend to inflate the dangers over time" said the first man.

As the conversation unfolded Rimuru and Seth were in a shadowy corner watching and listening to everything. 

<Looks like they came here to investigate Veldora> Seth said mentally. 

<Yes, I heard them talk about a guild master, maybe there are adventurers there too, we better be careful or we could have a bounty placed on our heads> replied Rimuru. 

<I look human, you do not> Seth replies.

<You said that you are a dragonoid, you know this breed is rare outside, they will probably want to dissect you for your organs and the like> smirked Rimuru

Seth who heard this got a look of fear, and felt a chill in his gut, he then agreed with Rimuru

<Let's wait for them to pass, and then let's get out of here> Rimuru said as he looked at the three humans

"Hey you two get closer, it's easier to use the concealment technique," said the woman and the two men approached her, then she raises something that looks like a little stick with a jewel on the tip that begins to glow and they disappear from the view of Seth and Rimuru

<What a fantastic ability, with that they can spy on people at will, it seems we will have to make friends with them later> said Rimuru upon seeing the woman's ability, Seth who saw this just fell silent

<Come on, they must be far away by now> Seth said as he stepped out of the hiding place and headed for the door with Rimuru, <By going through the door it will only be a matter of time to leave this cave> Seth said as the two passed through the rusty door

* 10 days ago, the day after the disappearance of Veldora

-Town of Brumund, border of the Jura forest

"Guildmaster Fuze we call you here only for an extremely important reason, namely to discuss the disappearance of the Dragon Veldora. We suspect that by now the monsters have started to become more agitated, so we want to hear what countermeasure the guild has prepared for this" said the Minister of Brumund, Baron Belyard

"Nothing special, as even thinking about countermeasures is state work, we are not volunteers Baron" answered Fuze

Belyard looks at the maids who were in the room "Leave us" he said, the maids quickly retired from the room, then Belyard looked seriously at Fitz "Fuze this is not just about the frenzied demons" says Belyard

".... The Empire to the East?" asks Fuze

"Yes, now that the power that prevented them from invading does not exist anymore, it's only a matter of time before they turn they attention to start conquering the next territory," said Belyard.

"I understand, as your friend, I'll investigate this," Fuze said. 'Using my authority, of course' he thought.

"Thank you very much, this will be of great help," said Belyard

"Do not mind, I too was worried about Veldora's disappearance" Fuze said.

"He can not simply have disappeared, something must have happened inside the cave," commented Belyard. 

Meanwhile the culprits of this great tumult were now in front of a large black snake. 

<Hey, what do we do?> Rimuru asked as he saw the snake staring at them.

<What do you say, the only thing I can think of is running or fighting> Seth replies, "Perhaps this is the perfect time to test your great new ability?" Seth asks

Upon hearing what Seth said, Rimuru got perked up and headed toward the snake in front of it. Which suddenly spat something at Rimuru.

Rimuru jumped to the side to dodge and looked at the place he was before <hmmm I thought he was going to do me in just now> thinks Rimuru, <Hey man, that was not cool> Rimuru told the snake.

Then he jumps to a height where he comes face to face with the snake

<Take this [water blade],> said Rimuru, and then spat out a quantity of water which formed a large slice and snipped off the head of the snake

<That was easier than I imagined> says Seth upon seeing the power of Rimuru's ability

<Well well now, I'm going to eat this little thing and gain its skills> Rimuru said happily as he reached the side of the snake and swallowed it whole

(acquired abilities: [thermal sense], [poison fog spray], [mimicry; storm cobra])

<Oh I gained several skills> says Rimuru

<Try them out to see how they work> Seth said a little excitedly.

Then Rimuru used mimicry and turns into a great snake identical to the one he swallowed

<How curious, It's identical> Seth says.

<Indeed, oh look there are some more bats,> Rimuru says as he sees bat's winging through the air.
Rimuru and Seth look at each other for a second as if they were deciding something and then Seth and Rimuru turns to the flying bats

<Storm Snake use [Sting of poisonous fog]> ordered Seth, Rimuru followed the mood and used the ability [poison fog blow] thus killing the bat instantly

<What was that Pokemon Trainer mojo out of nowhere?> asks Rimuru when returning to his Slime form

<No reason, I thought the situation was appropriate> Seth replies. "But changing the subject, do you think you can get the bat's vocal chords and talk normally?" Seth asks

<Oh that's a good idea> says Rimuru and then uses [Predator] on the bat

(acquired skills: [blood sucking] and [ultrasonic waves])

After being chosen to reincarnate, our protagonist gains some legal spells and goes to live and a world next to his laziness and friends that he finds in the way
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Long Aotian nuzzled deeper into the silly beast's neck. 'Eh, what is this?' he thought when he noticed something shiny hanging around his neck. His golden scale was shimmering and shining on the silly beast's pale chest.
 
"What," he hissed, moving the scale a little with his nostrils. "Oh little son, this is your scale. You were so downcast because you lost it right, so I made it into a chain. And when we meet Yukiya, she can definitely fix it on you," the silly beast cheerfully said.
 
'You don't have to lie to me. I know how crazy you are about me,' he thought as he nuzzled closer.
 
"Hahah, that tickles little son," the silly beast laughed and bringing his shoulders up. 'Little son? Do you still think you are my daddy? After all that happened between us,' the little enraged dragon slapped his shoulders with his tail.
 
"Not little sonnn" he hissed with difficulty. "Why can't I call you that, you are my little son after all," the silly beast laughed. "Not LITTLE SON" he insistently said, slapping the silly beast again.
 
"Ah okay, okay, then what should I call you?" Xia che said slightly, patting the little snake. "Longggg..." the little snake hissed, nudging his face.
 
He just laughed out loud at this. "Baby son, you are a snake, not a dragon. Okay," he said lightly caressing its little head. The little snake turned and bit his fingers and gently sucked it. Xia che tried pulling it out, but the little snake sucked harder. He started to feel his blood pooling down at his nether regions.
 
"Little son stop," he whined but the little snake sucked with more force. He could even feel the soft cavern of the snake's mouth. "Son, stop it, mn," he moaned pulling his hands further. But the snake just followed behind, sucking his finger.
 
Long Aotian sucked the silly beast's offending fingers even harder. 'Shit, why does he taste so good?' he thought as he closed his eyes and sucked with relish. He heard the silly beast moan a little, and it made him work even harder. 'See how you come undone in my hands, no my mouth,' the little dragon thought with pride in his eyes.
 
The silly beast held his mouth open with his other hand and freed his finger. "Son, I know you are hungry but you can't eat me ah. I am not edible! Got it" he repeated, pulling the little snake off of his neck.
 
"Let me get dressed then we can go to the town and enjoy our day. I heard there is going to be a night market two streets away. Oww, they have the tastiest food," the silly beast chatted away, placing him on the bed.
 
"Do you like spicy food little son..," Silly beast started but was interrupted but a snarling little dragon, "Longgg" Long Aotian hissed. "Okay baby long, I heard the Hunan spicy beef is the specialty of River pavilion. We should definitely try that," the crayfish continued.
 
'Baby Long? I'm not a baby,' an enraged little dragon hissed but did not correct the silly beast. 'It does sound nice,' he thought with a heated face.
 
"There will also be lots of crowds nearby the temples, so we can see that as well," the silly beast muttered and started removing his towel. Ass jiggling, he ran over to the small bag he was carrying and found an Azure shirt.
 
'This guy, where is his modesty ah?' Long Aotian thought with his scales raised. A small drop of blood dripped from his nose, when he saw the silly beast's ass. 'Oh, what a view?' he thought swaying his tail.
 
"Ah, found it," Xia che said out loud, lifting his white pants up. He wiggled into his pants and proceeded to put on his shirt. "Let's go baby Long," he cheerfully called running back to the bed.
 
"Little son, you are bleeding again!" he exclaimed holding his baby in his palm. "We should see a beast healer, but this town does not have one ah," he said with his eyebrows frowned.
 
"Noo Healer, No," the baby snake hissed and turned his butt towards him. "Little snake, you have to see the healer if you are sick. Look at you ah, you bleed from your nose at least twice a day," Xia che Tried convincing his little baby.
 
"Nooo," the little snake hissed and bit his nose. "Don't do that baby Long, let go of daddy please" he pleaded looking cross-eyed at the naughty snake.
 
"Here look at this; it's a scarf that you can slither inside. Then I can carry you around on my neck. And look look, I even have a veil. I can wear that when you want to eat, then no one will see you eating," he kept chatting, looking cross-eyed at the baby snake.
 
After a long time of pleading and convincing, the little snake let go of his nose. For some weird reason, his son loves biting and sucking at him today. This made him assume that he was just a little hungry. So they both entered the foyer of the inn, and ordered some light snack to fill their tummy.
 
'Ah, the weird man is back' the inn keeper thought as he looked at the veiled Xia che. "Sir, we would like some refreshments here" the man called waving in the air. "Yes sir," he answered and served him the refreshments.
 
"Sir, it is very hot outside, why... why are you wearing a woollen scarf." The inn keeper hesitantly asked.
 
"Oh that, I have a weak body so I feel cold even in the sun, see," he said shivering. "Oh than take care of your health sir," the inn keeper said with sweat dripping down his forehead.
 
'Shit, he is a yin constitute' he concluded in his heart and ran as far away from the strange man as possible. "Dad, why are you running away like that?" his son questioned holding his forearm.
 
"Son, let's leave now. I think that man is a cursed one. I saw him talking alone day before yesterday and now he said that the sun make him cold ah." The man hurriedly said to his son.
 
"But what does that even mean dad? I don't understand?" his silly son questioned with a quizzical look.
 
"You silly son, that means that guy can see ghosts," he said hitting his sons dumb head.

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. 

But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. 

One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck.

Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake.

Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed.

Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.”

Long Aotian: “You....You”

The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content.

P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

"What do cores do?"
[Cores are the energy source of all monsters, humans, demi-humans, etc.]
"I see, I see… wait… did you just say demi-humans?"
[Yes.]
"So… are there perhaps any chances of… a catgirl?"
[…yes… why d'you ask?]
"Oh… uhh, no reason."
If there is anything that would be any more beautiful than mature or petite women, it would definitely be catgirls!
I'd start daydreaming but I was interrupted by the system's voice.
[Anyway, in order to get a core, you must take it off from an already decease monster or if given consent from another. Cores will be beneficial in raising your power. Next, titles. Once you've achieved a title, you will get a boost in power. That could be strength, agility, you could even get a new skill. These are achieved once you've done something.]
"And that something being?"
[Depends. Good deeds, slaying, etc.]
"Huh, pretty straightforward."
[I assume you already know what the skill does so onto passive skills. Passive skills, basically effects that could either boost skills or power. These effects are permanent once equipped. Active skills, a skill that is activated once you trigger it.]
"Hmm, those sound pretty important. So how do I get them?"
[Same as titles, you achieve them randomly. Well, you could also gain active skills by learning from others.]
"I see."
This is all making sense, kinda. So in order for me to get a core, I need to get one from an already deceased monster.
[Also one more thing about the cores.]
"Hmm?"
[Currently at your state, you can only absorb one core. So you should be wise about what monster's core you want to absorb. That goes the same for equipping one.]
"Oh, well thanks for the heads up."
So I can only absorb one at my state. I could've absorbed that slime's core since well it's dead. Wait, but I ate it, doesn't that count?
[Eating a monster and absorbing its core is different.]
"What do you mean?"
[Absorbing a creature's core requires a process. First, you must extract the core out of the body. It will be in the shape of a small sphere. After that, you can consume it.]
"Does it taste like candy?"
[Yes.]
"Alright then. That's basically everything right?"
[Pretty much.]
"So… what do I do now?"
[You can complete these tasks.]
Ding!
[Task 1: Eat a banana]
[Task 2: Slay a Water Snake]
[Task 3: Defeat the Horde of Slimes]
[Task 4: Reach Level 5]
"Alright, let's see."
…
Eat a banana? Again?!
[Well, you are hungry.]
…fine.
Next, slay a water snake?
[Look in the pond.]
I looked over at the pond, and there was a figure moving in the water. It was huge, like really huge. Probably the size of a boa.
"Uhh, I think I'll put that on a hold."
Don't think I should mess with something that big.
Task 3, defeat the horde of slimes?
[Yes, behind you.]
"Huh?"
I spun around and there was a horde of slimes coming right at me. Whoa, what the? How are there so many all of a sudden?
[Some slimes have hiveminds so they probably sensed one of their brethren gone.]
"Well that's not good."
One slime is enough but this is more than I can take.
"I think… I think I should also put this task on hold."
[Then that means-]
"I'd rather eat a banana then fight all these slimes!"
***
I am standing in front of a tree. Above me was a batch of bananas.
…
[What's wrong?]
"I really have to climb this huh?"
[Yes or else you're not getting the bananas.]
"Shut up."
I'd start climbing the trees and surprisingly it was pretty easy. I got to the top in just three seconds. I held on to the banana batch and knocked it down onto the floor.
I dropped down and took a banana, peeled it, then bit it.
[Task Completed!]
[Rewards: Level +1, Stat Points +1…]
"Alright, if I counted right, I should be level 4 now. Let's see, how do I open my stats again? Oh yeah, status please."
Ding!
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[Info]
[Moniker: Yamato]
[Race: Monkey]
[Class: Vacant]
Soul Rank: Dismal
Core(s): Vacant
Title(s): Vacant
[Stats]
Level: 4
Hp: 173/173
Mp: 28/28
Strength: 13
Agility: 13
Defense: 13
Perception: 13
Intelligence: 13
Stat Points: 11
[Skills: Water Manipulation]
[Passive skill(s): Vacant]
[Active skill(s): Vacant]
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It seems I have eleven stat points. I should really use them. Let's see, what should I place them in?
I'm more of a balanced type of guy so I'd balance my stats out. But before I do that, what does intelligence do?
[The higher your intelligence, the stronger your skills are and the lower Mp they exhaust.]
"Is that all it does?"
[They are also required to learn certain skills. Some skills will be locked until you reach the required intelligence stat.]
I see. Well now that I know what it does, it's time I'd balance them out.
So then, I poured 2 points into each attribute. The remaining stat point I had was placed into agility. You know, gotta be fast.
Now that I'm set, I should do my other task and reach level 5.
I walked back to the pond and could not believe what I saw. The whole pond was crowded with slimes. I counted around 21 of them.
Mmm, this isn't good. I don't have my stick so I won't be able to penetrate them.
[Slimes need 10 seconds to adapt to water. If they are killed before they adapt, they will be vulnerable.]
The slimes weren't in the water. They were surrounding the area just hopping around. Let's see, I should probably cut them with some kind of blade. Oh, a could make a water blade with the help of my water manipulation skill. Alright, let's try this new skill out.
I'd focus and think of blades. Maybe like a kind of energy wave with a sharp edge.
Swish!
I opened my eyes and there was a thin water blade hovering in front of me. Whoa, it really worked.
[Mp: 24/24]
Huh? That didn't take as much as the water car.
[The amount of Mp wasted is also based on the size.]
Ahh, that makes sense. Alright then, I should get to cutting.
I'd launch the water blade forward and it sped forward.
Slice!
It got two slimes which melted down onto the ground.
"Alright!"
2 down, 19 more to go.
The slimes quickly noticed me right after I took out 2 of their kin. They quickly rush over to me by going around the pond.
Perfect. My Mp actually just got restored.
"Let's do this… well just me."
I'd make multiple water blades. 1, 2, I'd keep making them until I had 10.
"Take this!"
I'd launch all of them towards the horde. Slicing and dicing every one of them.
Every one of them melted onto the ground and the air started to smell a bit weird.
[Level up!]
[Level up!]
[Level up!]
[Level up!]
"Hoho! 4 levels?! Let's go!"
[Task Completed!]
[Rewards: Stat Points +10…]
[New Skill(s): Water Resistance]
Oh… not what I expected but… it's alright. 10 stat points. And a new skill, water resistance. So I'm guessing that means I'm basically resistant to any water attacks.
[Correct.]
Alright then, to my last task.
To defeat a water snake.
I looked over at the pond and sure enough, there was a figure slithering through the water.
"Hey system, could water blade work in… well the water?"
[No, you need Absolute Water Manipulation to be able to perform that.]
"Absolute Water Manipulation? Isn't that basically Water Manipulation?"
[Absolute Water Manipulation gives you the ability to have full dominance over Water. The use of Absolute Water Manipulation is basically a highly advanced version of Water Manipulation. You can create anything without wasting any Mp. You will be completely invulnerable to Water, and you can also create minions out of water. However, the creation of water-made creatures exhaust Mp.]
Aah, so Absolute Water Manipulation has a drawback. Well, making a creature out of water would take some energy to make.
"So if I defeat that water snake, do I get-?"
[Affirmative.]
Defeating the water snake gives me Water… summoning?
[Yes.]
Oh ok, anyway, defeating the water snake will give me Water Summoning. Well then…
I should prepare first before I actually fight it.
"Let's see, how much Mp would it take to make a sword?"
[It depends on what kind of sword. The more complex it is, the more Mp it will consume.]
"I see, then this won't take much."
I began to concentrate water together and begin forming the weapon I want to wield.
In a matter of seconds, there was a sword floating in front of me. The image I thought of was a simple Katana.
"Alright, this could do."
[Mp: 55/105]
Hmm, that's actually lower than I thought. Oh well, anyway.
I should also use my stat points.
"Status."
Ding!
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[Info]
[Moniker: Yamato]
[Race: Monkey]
[Class: Vacant]
Soul Rank: Dismal
Core(s): Vacant
Title(s): Vacant
[Stats]
Level: 8
Hp: 358/358
Mp: 105/105
Strength: 19
Agility: 20
Defense: 19
Perception: 19
Intelligence: 19
Stat Points: 22
[Skills: Water Manipulation, Water Resistance]
[Passive skill(s): Vacant]
[Active skill(s): Vacant]
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I'd place 4 into each attribute and with the remaining 2, I placed them in strength.
"Alright, I think I'm pretty much ready for this."
I'm pretty sure if I can create a vacuum in the pond, then when the water snake enters it, I can take it out with my water-made Katana.
And with that, I approached the water snake.
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Yamato was pretty much an average boy. He had perfect grades, good looks, has otaku hobbies, etc. 

Yamato yearns for true love and wants to die with his virginity taken away, but sadly his life was taken away too early by the infamous truck-kun, as usual.

He wants to die peacefully but you know the rules and so do I. He gets reincarnated into another world with a system.

Once he gets the handle of the system that he was granted with, he begins journeying into the unknown...

However... he's a monkey... and that pisses him off...

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Cover doesn't belong to me(Obviously)

Snake swam to Gu Mengmeng's side and rested his upper body on the land. He looked at Gu Mengmeng and asked, "Why?"
Gu Mengmeng did not want to spill out the embarrassing story of how she was so heartbroken that she wanted to jump into a river and transmigrate back to the modern world, but was mistaken as a suicide attempt. She skipped some parts and said briefly, "I transmigrated here in a river, so he was scared that whenever I am near a river, I will be pulled into the water."
Snake smirked, his long arms grabbed Gu Mengmeng's ankle. She struggled in a panic, but eventually fell into Snake's slightly cold arms.
'Splash!', Snake hugged Gu Mengmeng and fell into the river together.
Gu Mengmeng's swimming skills were above average, she struggled for a short time and quickly found her balance. Then, she stared at Snake and asked, "What are you doing?"
Snake used his snake tail to lightly lift Gu Mengmeng, his cold finger brushed again Gu Mengmeng's cheeks, tidying her wet hair and he said, "Tell that somebody to be rest assured, you would never be able to transmigrate back even if you drown yourself in the river."
Gu Mengmeng was stunned, she suddenly grabbed Snake's shoulders in excitement and asked, "You know the way to transmigrate back?!"
Snake's face darkened, the glistening ripples in the river were reflected in his emerald green eyes. His lips opened slightly and he said slowly, "Yea, I do know it. Do you want to hear?" 
Gu Mengmeng was stunned.
Does she want to hear it?
Does she?
She had panicked when she just arrived in the Beast World, scared by the beasts that could transform into human forms and the 'monsters' that ran wild naked, she complained about the scarcity of resources here and the lack of entertainment…
But other than that one time she tried to avoid everything when she was heartbroken, she had never thought of going back.
This was more like her home than the modern world.
Everyone she loved, everyone that loved her, were all here.
Does she… want to go back?
After she went back, what was she going to do? Finish the uncompleted university courses and struggle her entire life with one part-time job after another?
She had to admit that the life in Beast World was too comfortable for her. Elvis and Lea had given them the best care and she had never lived such a peaceful and happy life ever since she was seven.
Gu Mengmeng slowly moved backwards, she looked at Snake, feeling lost, but eventually shook her head.
"I don't want to know… I don't want to go back… I promised them that I won't leave them behind…"
Snake seemed surprised, he looked at Gu Mengmeng blankly until she had went back on land. He caught up with her from behind in the half-beast form and did not change back to the human form. Snake carried her in his arms and swam directly back to the cave.
When they were back, there was a pit of fire being lit up in the cave and a pot with stewed meat was set up on it.
Gu Mengmeng did not have to taste it to know that this was done by Lea.
Gu Mengmeng sat beside the fire pit, hugging her knees with both hands. Her head was in a mess and she could not sort out her thoughts clearly. Snake's face kept appearing in her head, saying "Yea, I do know it. Do you want to hear?" and she could not make it disappear.
She had clearly rejected him, but still thought over it uncontrollably.
Gu Mengmeng glanced at Snake secretly, while Snake just happened to be looking at her. He wiped Gu Mengmeng's face lightly with his hand and said, "Didn't you say you like the food he cooked? Why aren't you eating?"
Gu Mengmeng looked at the pot of stewed meat faintly, her eyes twinkled, before taking a huge bowl of meat and ate it mouth by mouth. She felt the food warming her stomach, but the steam had misted her eyes. 


Going for a swim, she ends up in an ancient wild Beast World and ends up being brought home by a handsome wolf.
She wants to stick to the handsome wolf, stock some salt, farm some land, look at some handsome men and grow old like that, but the handsome wolf pounces on her every day.
What? He wants her to have babies?
NO~ NO~ NO~ There is no happy ending to interspecies marriages, hurry and let go of me handsome wolf~

[Mini Story]
"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the eyes of the merman prince are as beautiful as the stars in the sky."
"Yes, they’re beautiful indeed, dig them out and send them to the Queen."

"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the First Beauty in the tribe, the snake princess’s skin has a unique and fine texture."
"Yes, it’s unique indeed, rip that snake princess's skin off and send it to the Queen."

"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the Wolf King is impressively-looking, the world’s one and only."
"What’re you waiting for? Quickly send me to the Queen!"


Mary ties her hair into a cute double ponytail.
"Do everyone have a snake in their trouser, dad?"
My daughter asks, wanting to know more. 
She really wants to know more. And I am happy to oblige. It is what a good father should do. To teach his daughter the finer thing in life.
Hah! I am so going to hell for this. Oh wait. Richard is. 
I am already dead.
"Yes, sweetie. All men have a snake in their trouser. That is why it is called a trouser snake. Now. What else did you learn today?"
I reassure. It seems that the [Parental Guidance] ability works as the system has indicated. But it takes more than a single SP from me. 
I am sitting at 13/100 now. 
The ceiling 100 is for me to graduate and finally become a man. That is to say, I will reach level zero.
The big zero. 
At least I am not claiming myself to be a hero!
Heh.
And once the false knowledge takes hold in her innocent mind, I don't need to spend any more SP to reinforce it. Only reasonable logic will do.
That is a good thing. I don't have a lot of SP to spare. But you have to spend some to make some. 
Sex makes the world go around. 
I like my version better, so bite me, ah.
"Oh. Are they dangerous?"
Mary questions after she tells me everything that she learns at school today. 
Why did I need to know what my daughter has been learning at school? It is just a force of habit from Richard, but it does show me that he does care about his daughter more than sexual stuff. 
Interesting. Not really. Like I care.
But in any case, I am more than a bit mortified at what they are teaching Mary at school. They fill her gullible mind with Godly bullshit about the world. 
As a Catholic, even I don't believe everything in the Bible.
I mean Richard. He is the Catholic one. I was an atheist. Now, I believe in my Maker.
Oh. I worship thee. I shall carry out thou ideals and cleanse this world of all the feminism!
I mean unbelievers! Potato. Potahto.
"Yes, but only if their owner does not know you, sweetie. And besides, I haven't heard of any trouser snake biting a good little girl. Are you a good little girl, Mary?"
I response. Mary affirms that she is indeed a good little girl. My good little girl.
"Have you seen one?"
My daughter asks when the car pulls into the driveway. She couldn't stop thinking about the snake as it is something that her girl-only school never teaches her. Never ever.
The teachers there are basically hardcore fundamentalists and sex-education is heretical.
And just like at home with Bitchy, there are no internet, no television or movies allowed. Even talking about such things is a ground for punishment at school. What kind of moronic school is that!?
I will have to change all of that with my ghostly power! 
Boobooboobooboob!
Honestly, all the girls there are fucking hot. And they are as gullible as my daughter. 
It would make for a really fun time. 
I think I will possess a priest next, spreading the true gospel and culture to the world of men.
"Oh yes, sweetie. Like I have said, every man has one. Since your daddy is a man, he obviously has one in his trouser."
I tell my daughter and get out of the car. She gets out after me. 
I then proceed to lock the car before heading towards the front door. 
My wife usually homes around this time in the evening, just to make sure I am well-behaved and taking care of our sexy daughter.
Bitch is not at home at the moment, but I will definitely take care of our daughter like she has ordered me. Take great care. She likes our daughter wet and completely filled right?
Totally.
"Really, dad? There is one in your trouser right now?"
Mary asks with a hint of concern. Is she still going on about the trouser snake thingy? 
Maybe I just tell her straight that it is a dick. She understands that it is a dick, right? 
Yes. My daughter does know about the male genitalia. But other than boys using it to pee, she has no clue what else they used for. Sheltered. I tell you! Sheltered!
How will she ever get ahead in life. By giving head of course. No. That is not a good thing.
"Yes, sweetie. It keeps my pants safe."
I answer and enter the house after nudging my daughter in. I don't want the neighbor to stare far too long at my daughter. 
"Oh God. What if it bites you!?"
My daughter calls out, distressingly. She truly cares a lot of her father – me. 
This is because the school instills such a value into her.
But seriously? Alright, I will just play along.
"No. It is very well-trained, sweetie. It will not bite me unless something agitates it. Now, Mary. Please go and change out of that blazer. You know I don't like you wearing your school uniforms at home."
Mary did. She changes out of her school uniform and into a short and tight t-shirt, showing her tanned legs and arms. I could feel my own cock twitches by just looking at her. If her school is a co-ed school, I have no doubt in my mind that she will become a sex symbol of the place.
"Before you ask anything further, sweetie. How about giving your old dad a hug?"
Mary beams at me before bouncing over into my arms. Her huge racks squash against my chest. And my hands automatically find themselves around her buttocks. Her ass feels so firm. Her body feels so nice.
And my cock is perfectly hard. There is no denial that I lust for my daughter for a very long time. Right about the time when her chest starting to grow.
"Daddy? Is that the snake?"
Mary questions as my erection pretty much presses against her.
"Yes, sweetie. It is."
I answer and squeeze her buttocks repeatedly. It feels so fucking nice to finally touch a girl. And since I have my fill of all the junk foods, I suppose it time to get down to business.
"Can I see it, daddy?"
Mary asks when her sexy body parts from my fucking ugly one. Damn. I miss my body. But I guess this obese and balding body will have to do for now. Besides, my daughter isn't complaining.
Her beautiful face is leaning towards me. Pink lips slightly open. Eyes in amazement. She truly wishes to know more about this trouser snake thing.
Yes. Yes. You certain could, my sweet little nymph. Oh. She is not a nymph yet. She will be.
She will be! By the great Maker, she will be! 
But sadly, there is a little problem. 
My daughter understands that my cock and the trouser snake are two separate entity. 
And since I have decided to continue with the illusion, I should continue with the illusion.
So how? My snake is obviously rock hard. 
I do not mind whipping it out and slap her face with it. That would be fun. Yes. But there will be a time for that, so let this play this hard and slow. I have plenty of time too.
3 hours left on the clock.
"I am afraid that you can't see it, sweetie. Girls aren't really allowed to see the snake, especially from a stranger."
I tell my daughter, making sure that she isn't going around and asking every Tom, Dick and Harry about seeing their trouser snake. That would totally be fucked up.
"Oh."
Mary utters, feeling dejected. She really wants to see the trouser snake.
"But would you like to pet it, sweetie?"
I offer with a smile. My cock stiffens even more, straining hard against my trouser and letting my sexy daughter knows what it thinks of the current situation.
"Won't it bite me, daddy?"
My daughter asks.
"No. No. No. It is well-trained, remember? And since you are a girl, it will not hurt you anyway."
I assure, constantly reinforcing the new knowledge in her mind. She is really a blank slate to all thing that is sexual. Good. I will mold her into a daddy's sex toy.
"Oh. Okay, daddy. I will pet it."
Mary response, somewhat nervously.
"Alright. Get on your knee and close your eyes, sweetie. Daddy is going to show you his trouser snake."

I am a pervert.
I am such a pervert.
Even in death, I couldn’t help myself. I couldn’t help myself at all!
As a ghost, I am on a mission to spread manly culture throughout this world and the next. Join me on my adventure throughout the multiverse. Read about my endless debauchery. And feel what I feel!
Even Gods tremble erotically in my presence and spread their legs to welcome me. Hah!
I am such a pervert. 
And this will be super fun!
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This story contains extreme sexual situation and more sexual situations. No one under 18 is allowed.

"My talent is 0? And what's the use of this information under it?!"
Of course, under Talent stat which was 0 and average was 5, there was information that Thomas can't cultivate.
"Does host want to delete it?"
"Yes! Delete it, but first, tell me how can I enter the path of luck if I can't cultivate?"
"Host, of course, you need a lucky encounter to be able to cultivate!"
"And here I thought that this dream would be something interesting! At this rate, I will wake up before I can even have some fun! Lucid Dreams don't happen so often, you know?"
"Host, you are not dreaming, you transmigrated to this world called htrae."
"Haha, my brain lacks even creativity! How could there be a world called htrae! Isn't it earth backwards?"
Thomas stopped his complaining because a sudden wave of hunger attacked him. 
"Wtf! How can I be hungry in my dream? And why did it attack me so suddenly?"
"Host, you are not dreaming, and you are hungry since you spent the first half of your day moving rocks and second by being unconscious, you haven't eaten anything since you appeared here."
"You know that I was moving rocks? So you saw this grandpa too?"
"Host, by grandpa you mean this expert at Golden core stage? Yes, I saw him. I couldn't move, but I was watching everything from the moment I appeared in this cave."
"Ughh, can't I wake up? What, do I need to go searching for food?"
"Host, you are not dreaming, and yes, if you want to eat, you need to search for food."
After confirming that there is no other way, Thomas finally left his starting point.
 He saw Jungle filled with rustle's of wild animals, singing of tropical birds, tall tree's, high grass, and dense bushes.
 
After wondering for a few minutes without seeing anything eatable, he squatted down, reached out his hand; grabbed a handful of grass and started chewing it.
'Fuck it, if there is nothing for me to eat. I will eat some grass, at least my head did a good job and made it quite tasty.'
Delighted that this grass wasn't tasting bad, Thomas started to eat more to fill his stomach.
"SSSS!"
"System, what was that?"
"It's a spiritual grass-eating snake. You are currently eating its supplies for winter when it saw you it was instantly angered thus started hissing at you. Do you want me to translate?"
"Yes! Immediately!"
Soon, Thomas heard a childish voice repeating what the snake said.
"Back of mere mortal! I'm a SsSpiritual graSsSsS-eating SsSnake, and it's my territory! Brake one of your armSsS and I will let you go!"
'Isn't this snake behaving like a young master from cultivation novels?'
"What should I do now? I thought it was common grass!"
"Owner! I prepared three options for you!
1. Break your arm and go away.
2. Fight to the death, your chances of winning are 10%, even if you win, you will die from poison. Chances of dodging every attack are 1%
3.Grab as much of this grass and run. Chances of successful escape without being poisoned - 70%. "
"Why would I want this grass?"
"This is one of your lucky encounters. This spiritual grass can upgrade your talent from zero to one. This snake is a side effect of it. If there are benefits, there are also risks."
"So to get my talent to 1, I need to risk my life? Shouldn't I at least get an upgrade in cultivation for it?"
"Host, you currently can't cultivate, but if you get this grass, you can achieve QI Gathering step 1 lower phase in three years! It's not something impressive, but it's progress. After all, without it, you won't be able to achieve it, no matter how hard you try."
'I won't spend three years in this dream anyway.'
Even though Thomas and system communicated so long, not even second passed in the real world, it was another bonus that it brought- fast communication. 
Thomas decided that since he needed to run anyway, why wouldn't he take with him this almost weightless grass? He picked it up and started running. 
Seeing his action, the snake started hissing furiously and chasing after him.
"You, a mortal, want to take away the poSsSsSeSsSsSion of this SsSnake?! I knew that humanSsSs are arrogant, but never expected a mere creature without cultivation to dare behave this way aSsS well!"
"Why does this snake is so slow?"
"He is cultivating his poison, not element upgrading his movement. Besides, the body you are currently in is healthy and was training since a very young age. Host, please, dodge."
'Dodge what?'
Thomas was confused by the sudden change in the topic by the system, but soon he jumped to his left, almost tripping. The snake suddenly shot a poison from its fangs in his direction. In his previous body, he wouldn't be able to dodge it. 
His heart skipped a bit.
'I was almost shot by it!'
"You have SsSome skillSsS after all. A normal mortal wouldn't be able to dodge it! Don't worry! I'm already preparing another attack!"
Hearing that he will have to dodge another fatal attack, Thomas was starting doubting himself.
'What if it isn't a dream? As much as I hate to admit it, there was only correct information about me until now. I can't think about it now! Now I need to create a plan to get away successfully!'
When he was thinking about the plan, in his view, just ahead, like a gift straight from heavens log just big enough to block this snake for a good while appeared. 
Thomas jumped through it and started running in the direction of his cave,
leaving one cursing spiritual grass-eating snake in the dust.
"Wow! It seems that my luck truly is something. But why was there no danger now?"
"If there is grave danger ahead of you while being chased by an almost unbeatable enemy, you would be called unlucky. As for risk, there was 
a chance you won't see this log and trip over."
"Alright! By the way, do you have a name? And how were you able to see cultivation level of this snake?"
"My name is Luke. As long as your enemy cultivation isn't five steps higher than yours I can see it. Do you want to buy this ability?"
"I can buy things from you?"
"As long as you can afford it."
As soon as Luke's voice faded away, a list of items appeared before him and at the end of this list was an icon of a lock.
"What does this LCP means?"
"LCP Life Changer Points, as long as you change someone's life, for example, a beggar will turn into someone with a stable job thanks to you, then you will gain one LCP."
"One life is worth only one point? Doesn't it mean that to buy the ability to see my enemies cultivation three steps higher than me, I need to change three lives?"
"There is always Wheel of fortune if you want to try your luck."
"This dream will probably end before I can change someone's life, now, how do I change my talent from 0 to 1?"
"There is a cultivator needed to help absorb the energy from spiritual grass to change someone's talent, but don't worry, you have me here."
"Alright. What do I need to do?" 
"Eat it whole and leave the rest to me."
Thomas listened to Luke, ate everything that was left and soon heard a familiar childish voice giggling.
"Now, you will fall unconscious, so I can help you change your talent without any troubles!"
*Thud*

#WPC148
Thomas and three other people appeared in the world of cultivation.
While Thomas still thinks that he's dreaming, the other three of them are searching for answers, leaving him alone. He finds a golden coin activating "Dumb Luck system." That's how his journey starts. Will he cultivate his luck, follow this random road, and use it to become a legend, or will he choose to practice like others, and steadily try to reach the peak? And when will he finally understand that his dream ended, he died and reincarnated?!

Chapter 50 : Final hurdle 
Snake! Motherfucking scaly snake! 
～>) ～～～～～
Snakes are both the embodiment of fear and awesomeness. 
You guys ever heard the legend of the snake that turned into a dragon? 
The longer they live the longer their chance at ascension. 
How does that happen? Well, you see….
A dragon is a bigger version of a snake, with wings and with a breath attack. 
I'm no expert. But if I had to guess….
A snake probably needs to bulk up. Go to the gym maybe? 
Then it needs to evolve to get wings. 
Finally, mastery of magic is a given. 
All that knowledge I have is useless given this is an unknown world? 
So what….
It all doesn't matter after all since it is in fact a snake in front of me. 
Well, when I say in front, I mean in my search radius. 
It's still pretty far. 
But I can't help but think of that dragon myth. Because of the sheer size of that snake. 
10 meters is both really long …and not that impressive at the same time. 
After all, it has only been a while for me here. 
Yet I've already seen giant turtles, giant porcupines, giant mantis, giant wolves, giant…. you get it. 
It seems like every fucking animal here is overblown. 
Glad it ain't the case for the people. 
*Shiver * (( ´ д｀))
I just thought of a giant Luna, I'd get crushed!
It would totally end up a case of : the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. 
But hey at least I know what to expect. 
I wonder how big would a whale be? 0_0 
The snake is slithering around eating small creatures. 
As usual. How cool would it be if I managed to tame it? 
d(✪‿✪)
I could go swagger in town going: Hey gurl, do you want to see something long and hard. 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then get my tamed snake out! Look how long it is! Look how sturdy it is! 
٩( ^ᴗ^ )۶
I like how I'm imagining a town…but I've yet to see one. 
Let me see, Moon Keep, Dungeon, Forest, … kinda boring now that I think about it. 
Oh, wait! I went to the Lunar Goddess' realm! Almost forgot! Bragging rights! Haha! 
Oh, fuck! OH NO! I just remembered something really bad. 
I have no photos! None whatsoever! What do I do if people don't believe me?! 
That's new tourist mistake number one! 
Wait, it's fine. I can just brag to my exploration elder! 
He'll believe me! 
Wait, no. It's not fine! Where the fuck is he? 
He left a while ago. He didn't even tell me where he went! 
Ah if only I had access to that BookFace thingy again. 
Wait, I don't even know his name. 
I wouldn't even be able to find him. 
*facepalm* (－‸ლ)
Oh well 
*sigh * (╯_╰)
Now back to the matter at hand. Giant snake. 
Oh right, hands! That's a requirement to become a dragon too no? 
To have claws. 
I have a plan. 
It is a carefully designed plan. 
The best anyone has ever seen. 
Alright, I slowly crawl my way toward the creature. 
Ever so slowly. It is lazily curling around a tree. 
Not knowing the danger that awaits it. 
Now is the time. 
3. 2. 1 
LEEEEROYYYY JEENKKINS!!!!!!
☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
That's my plan? Yes. 
I'm not the brash type haha. 
1.       The Snake doesn't seem too fast. As long as I'm not caught everything should go well. 
2.       Its territory is not bigger than the other elite monsters I've encountered. Chances are it's not too strong. 
3.       I'm getting used to this forest by now. I have even survived a 50m humongous Ent! Who can say that! I wouldn't know. Haven't been here long enough to see any other human. I guess some do come from time to time? Then again…it is a disaster zone. 
So yeah. In that sort of situation. I'm good to go. 
I'm just gonna run at it. 
Hit it a bit. 
Why am I directly going for offensive means? 
I've seen it eat creatures my size alive. Probably a good idea to subdue it before anything. 
Or not I don't know. I'm kinda excited about leaving this place. 
This snake is the only thing standing before me and a new adventure. 
I could just ignore it? 
Well, it is like playing an RPG and actually going for the main quest….
Who the fuck does that?! You want to do all the side quests first! 
ALL OF THEM! ╰(▔∀▔)╯
What about the big boss wolf and the deer? 
I mean one is Wolfie's family. 
At least, I think? 
The other is just so damn cute. 
No way I could ever hurt it! 
(っ╹◡╹)っ
Now it is time for the snake to go down! 
Hum. 
What is that? 
Is it me or did the forest just turn even darker? 
WTF! 
Right above me is a gaping maw. 
Two sharp snake fangs. 
Saliva dripping on my head. 
How did that massive body get here so fast?! 
Wait, it's just the head. 
Oh no! 
It was prepared for my surprise frontal attack! 
WHAT DO I DO! 
AM I ABOUT TO BE EATEN?!
DODGE! C'MON!!! 
That is the last thing I think about and then ….
Darkness. 
****
I cannot see anything. 
It feels like I am floating in a void. 
I try to open my eyes, but I cannot perceive anything. 
Do I even have eyes? 
Darkness. Pure darkness. 
I feel suffocated a bit. 
But that might just be the fear of death clamping on me. 
No pain. 
None whatsoever. 
Is this the end? 
I knew a white room doesn't cut it. 
Too cheesy. 
For death, this is better. 
Pitch black. 
Swallowed by a giant ass snake. 
There are worse ways to go. 
My life flashes before my eyes. 
The good and bad times. 
It won't matter much now. 
I only have one regret. 
WHERE IS MY TOUCHING DEATH DIALOGUE?! 
*sigh* 
Oh well…
Nothing matters. 
I feel myself losing consciousness. 
And thus I slowly drift into an eternal slumber. 
⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫

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