The only clan you can depend on is a clan of one person - yourself.
2017-12-07 Joined France
Oh god, is every single grandfather of every family he visits going to be seriously ill but miraculously saved by his "divine medical skills" aka pseudoscience?
"My grandfather is ill; he cannot come out, so there's no need for you to visit him," said Xia Nianbing.
Urban · Prince Qing
There's nothing sincere about this rabid dog
His eyes were red, his breath was heavy like a bull's, but his expression was incredibly serious and sincere.
Urban · Eternal Forest
She's also an idiot for believing his lies
"How about later? Give your sister-in-law some time," Han Mei's voice softened.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Of course he hasn't. All his thinking is being done by his lower head right now. Not a single neuron in his actual brain is active.
Han Mei sighed softly, her expression mixed with complexity, "Qingzi, have you... really thought it through?"
Urban · Eternal Forest
With an incel author like this, you really think he has standards?
Li Qing was momentarily stunned, his mind once again filled with the solid, full, and uncontrollable softness he'd felt in his hands the night before.
Urban · Eternal Forest
That 69 looks suspiciously like the yin-yang symbol
At the bottom of the lake, they quickly found a similar gate, with the same countdown: 69!
Eastern · Ascending Junior Uncle
It's probably the women of Bliss Palace, no?
"Uncle, these days so many forces and powerful beings have wanted to visit you, I have done my best, but there is still one force that cannot be sent away and probably requires your involvement, Uncle!" Mu Xingzhi added.
Eastern · Ascending Junior Uncle
It's only "Master", not "Sect Master"
"Sect Master!" Qi Jingtian exclaimed with great joy.
Eastern · Ascending Junior Uncle
Lol, so he's going to use the Green-Faced Elder to take the blame for this immortal artifact again? 🤣
With that thought, Li Cheng altered the Formation, leaving many faults, before randomly using the Immortal Spirit Step to move away in some direction.
Eastern · Ascending Junior Uncle
Of course, suddenly there's a completely random reason for him to take off her shirt to "inspect" her back 🙄
"Something in my lower back suddenly hurts a lot," Han Mei said with furrowed brows.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Of course, because you want to be the only one taking liberties with her 🙄
This was his own sister-in-law; he didn't want anyone taking liberties with her.
Urban · Eternal Forest
You mean the market is full of people like you?
The market was a mixed bag, not many were honest at heart.
Urban · Eternal Forest
oh no, don't be fooled, this little pervert absolutely meant to. He doesn't even feel sorry about it, he's only sorry you caught him staring.
"All right, enough with the long face. You saw it, so you saw it, I know you didn't mean to," she said.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Ugh, now the MTL can't even translate "apricot" correctly?
Li Qing found Han Mei, who was standing on a ladder picking Huang Xing, and teased her with a playful probe.
Urban · Eternal Forest
How do you even get an injury like this when falling from just 2 meters?
Li Qing limped home. The wound wasn't very deep but it covered a large area and was quite painful when he moved.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Don't do it, you disgusting piece of trash, or else your little head is about to be chopped off by a little guillotine.
Especially that round and perky behind, it made Li Qing swallow hard, thinking that taking her from behind would be unbearably stimulating!
Urban · Eternal Forest
What an amazing coincidence. How incredibly convenient for the pervert MC.
"The… the water pipe burst." Inside, the sound of footsteps was chaotic; Han Mei seemed to be jumping around.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Of course, now there's a reason for him to barge into the bathroom where she's naked 🙄
While he was thinking, a sharp scream suddenly came from the simple toilet.
Urban · Eternal Forest
Spread the word, the author might be a sexual predator in real life.
Li Qing looked down abruptly and locked eyes with an embarrassed and angry Han Mei, only to realize his hand was clutching the proud fullness at the front of Han Mei's chest!
Urban · Eternal Forest
Action movies? You mean those movies where multiple men grab and fist each other while slowly tearing away each others clothes, ultimately hoping to be the last one to be penetrated?
Of course, "action movies" here is to be taken literally, please don't read into it.
He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!
Urban · Not Yi Fan