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MindTwister: This is not supposed to be a story people will LOVE to read. It's supposed to be a 'book' that people read just to see for whatever reason, what I think about in the darkest of time during the night. For me its an experiment. If you do enjoy it for some reason then feel free to comment.




























































And cuz it's required as WebNovel laws state, 5 stars to all things!

My Dark Mind
1 month ago
Keep it up! View More
My Dark Mind · C2
1 month ago

Teeto_Hao: I know this comes pretty late but you actually made my day with that comment 😂 dull katana is a licing meme

Assassination System · C21
3 months ago

limit_breaker: Ok! I took down my original comment and shall grant you five stars this time! I see that you have made many changes in the plot and it has truly made the story escalate to a higher standard! I hope to see more updates and please post more often! YOU THERE! YES YOU! Hi.

Endless Vertex
5 months ago
Exp View More
The Hitting Zone · C42
6 months ago
This isint a lightnovel... It's a book... No, no- it's a Bible!!! View More
The Hitting Zone · C8
6 months ago

DULL_KATANA: WHAAAAAAAAT YO DATS MA BOI HAKHAKHAK!!! HEY MA BOI MC LETS GET THAT BASTARDS ASS WHOOOPIN'.

Assassination System · C20
6 months ago
Reading Status: C118
Wowowow, very nice story...


Love it love it so good.

Just kidding ayyyy, tits and ass make the world go round n round... Sooo I'm kind of hungry View More
Realm of Myths and Legends
6 months ago

ClemCa: what are you doing, wanting to take a level 4 cultivator as rival.when you already reached the 5th level? aren't you ashamed?

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago

RykeDaxter: Hidden Technique of the Navy Seal: Descent of the Circular Strafe!

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago

Dank_god: what about me??

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago

icecranium: You know, I just re-read all the chapters of this story and read your comments in every one of them. I gotta say it was oddly satasfying to watch you go from meme worthy **** posting to actually making comments that are relevant to the chapter or story as a whole.

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago

Immortal_Pigpuff: Theres gonna be a new police in town

Soldier: “Hey! This is the CPD, put your hands up!

Criminal: “F**k, they got us..... RUUNNN!!!

Soldiers: ‘points guns 💥💥💥💥’
Soldier: ‘blows smoke from gun and poses’
“You are now safe citizens...”

Citizen: “Ahhhhh..... you F**king shot me.

The humble beginnings of the CPD
Cultivator Police Department. 😩

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago

Dank_god: Cultivators with guns who shout out the name of their moves
I can see it now,

TAKE MY THOUSAND BULLET BARRAGE

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C109
6 months ago
Fools, you must learn to cook 720,911,420,690 dishes to become a cooking DEITY! View More

alphahail: Only 69? You must learn at least 420 styles to truely be called a master

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C90
6 months ago

Magsy: and there goes the story. It was fun! Thank you!

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C52
6 months ago

ChayceMT: No. I hate it already, this pisses me off.

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C52
6 months ago

Tired_Eyes: Annoying loli cliche - Check
Overactive loli - Check
Loli with status - Check
Loli employee - Check

Kinda want to drop the novel now. Hopefully the loli doesn't stay annoying forever. Gourmet of Another World made it work, so I have hope

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C52
6 months ago

PatriarchBlue: And this is where the story takes a nosedive, well it was fun while it lasted boys.

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C52
6 months ago

Dank_god: OOF

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C34
6 months ago

NeedleWorshiper: We had Gourmet in Another World. And now it's an Internet Cafe. What's next? A Po*n Studio in another world?

Black Tech Internet Cafe System · C2
6 months ago

Hik: Sorry but this story is just too inconsistent. First he wants to stay lowkey, then this. Every random guy can tell the rarity of items and the rank of a skill. He is some top cultivator with hundreds? of years of experience, yet gets emotinal over every single thing.

Realm of Myths and Legends · C8
6 months ago

DrunkSeaweed: “Hmm gonna save this stat/skill points” (uses at second lvl up) “Lets be lowkey” (hides name at first announcement but put it arrogantly on the second world announcement) hmmm, its seems like author is not sure what to do with his story. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Realm of Myths and Legends · C8
6 months ago

Linley_: HAHA.HA!

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World
6 months ago

knossos: YOU MAKE GOOD POINT.ITHIN.YOU.SMART.PERSIN YOU REVEEW MAKE LIGHT ON MY HEAD. I THANK YOU

I have a Mansion in the Post-apocalyptic World
6 months ago

Yuri_san16: New reader here, i liked your plot and i have been addisted to it! You deserve moreeeeeee looking forward for more chaps. So interesting to readdddd i love it im liking this genre

Pietists Undertaking (Dead)
6 months ago

ILLYAchan: I like the story! At first, it was like the mc is in a game which can see his levels and upgrade skills and will soon turn into an OP character but I like how it turns out he needs to save that town (or it is a town?) and creates his own religion. What a unique one!

Pietists Undertaking (Dead)
6 months ago

Nzoputa: The author has done an exceptionally good work. Quite a few errors I might add, but who am I to judge. The author obviously knows what they're doing. Its a really good novel.

Pietists Undertaking (Dead)
6 months ago
not true, look at any 'powerful' man/woman in today's modern society and tell me that they have a fucking harem... n o b o d y d o e s t h a t s h i t View More

Novainfinity: Hey it's possible it's could ultimate power. Humans .. actually any living being naturally and instinctively follows the strong so in a sense it's possible and why ***** about what has not happened yet and if it does and you don't like it. Then just stop reading it. The problem I have with you is that you are just *****ing look at the review I just post not to long ago. It is basically what you are doing

REBOOT IS UP
7 months ago

DeadEye12: Someone didn't read what i wrote you blind idiot. Learn to read and learn some basic human understanding to comprehend my basic sentence you hobo.

REBOOT IS UP
7 months ago
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