Webnovel Author: DankPotato - Novel&Fanfic Collection

"Thank you, Sir." Brownie approached Hunter and expressed his gratitude, "I owe my continued breath to your kindness. I shall never forget this blessing for as long as I live."

God Of Trash

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

[A/N: See Hunter and Hector here.]

God Of Trash

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

"Get that ass!" 

God Of Trash

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

Kavius whispered back, excitement in his voice, "Rex, have you ever eaten ass?"

God Of Trash

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

"Ha-ha-ha… look at that pussy! Git, git, git... drive away!" A couple of voices could be heard laughing as a car door was slammed shut and tire skids shrieked.

God Of Trash

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

This was the third and the last Forsworn horde that ever dared to face Jon Dare. The man who sees one difference between 'Slaughter' and 'Laughter' and that's the 'S'.

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

{Haha! Simply use my mace in a way that… Let's say, different than its real purpose. My Mace can trap souls. Rather than sending them in pity Black Soul Gems, you can use a different way to send those souls directly to me and I… will grant you a set of spells you can use. Something picked by a Daedric Prince.}

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

"You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

"My king, I am afraind that this is the most powerful Hidden Clan of them all."

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

Three weeks have passed and now it is the 1st of Sun's Height (July), 4E-196. An annoying Middas (Monday) as any other.

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

Maven was making her usual bi**h face, and her daughter Ingun was playing with something in her hands, and let me tell you, if Ingun Black-Briar played with anything then it probably is involved with the word 'death'.

Dragonborn Saga

Video Games · El_Don

"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

However, Sylvester looked at Gabriel and whispered something to him, "Order Bloodrain to prepare himself with a Field Army. We're holding a military exercise at the second Holy Land."

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

[A/N: See The Tree]

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

"This is all that is left of the Inquisitors." Elder Yeegsis said. "The only two people who survived the ordeal were Inquisitor General Louis and Griffin. They regularly go to the port to check any message from the Holy Land or Lord's Bard. They should be returning shortly." 

I Became The Pope, Now What?

Fantasy · MisterImmortal

"Yeah, I don’t like you as well." Angele turned around and stopped talking.

The Wizard World

Fantasy · Get Lost

"Fuck me; I am too kindhearted in my old age..."

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

Little did he know that when Duke Wilmar finally heard the news that Northern Tyrol had surrendered to Berengar after a little over a month of combat, he would begin to favor Berengar's abilities greatly and would become far more amicable to the idea of making Berengar and the von Kufstein Dynasty the Counts of Tyrol.

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

After dressing in his attire, he snuck out of his quarters, leaving his sleeping lover and child to continue their rest. He quickly found himself in the kitchen where he was prepared a set of field rations, after which he went to the Castle's stables and mounted his trusty steed Erwin, where he placed a set of two pistols within the holsters on its saddle.

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister