Konkey_Dong

Konkey_Dong

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Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong

2018-07-30 Joined Philippines
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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
21 minutes ago
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uhhh... who's Pollard again?

Leo Ray raised his eyebrows slightly and looked thoughtful, "If he's not in the city, where could he have gone? Don't tell me he's disappeared like Pollard?"

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Games · Morning Breeze Arrives

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
22 minutes ago
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It's like Leo's very own orioles

"That's right, without it, it feels empty," Wesley agreed, before adding, "This has been going on for three days."

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
26 minutes ago
Commented

well you don't have much else but luck lol

What virtues and abilities do they have, so that this gentleman would do such a thing?!

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
35 minutes ago
Commented

Bye Cliff— I mean Clyde— oops, I mean Cliver.

Showing no mercy to the man who almost killed his attribute life, Leo Ray acted decisively.

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
37 minutes ago
Commented

if he's still alive next chapter, his name would prolly be Clifford

At this moment, Cliver's mouth slightly raised, forming a sinister curve.

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
50 minutes ago
Commented

bro we had a Clyde Thompson before right??? so he's Cliff Clyde Thompson

On the other side, Clyde Thompson, who had also seen Leo Ray, had already darkened his gaze.

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
52 minutes ago
Commented

your wish is the author's command

"If that person was in charge here, such things wouldn't happen anymore, right? I really want to see that person one more time."

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
7 days ago
Commented

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"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - but by iron and blood." – Otto von Bismarck

Re: Blood and Iron

Re: Blood and Iron

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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
9 days ago
Commented

somebody after reading this (absolutely not me of course):

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[「I AvgruNnen av tåKe og mørke jaGer forTapte Sjeler fanTome」]

AnalogHorror: Rule Kaidan 4016

AnalogHorror: Rule Kaidan 4016

Horror · Cang Yue Xuan

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
14 days ago
Commented

Olivia

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"Well, this burly man is probably the legendary Rose Marquis Olivia, right? At first, I thought it was a tall lady."

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

Everyone Is A Lord: My Talent Is A Little Too Strong

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