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VatOfRedundancy
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Moments 2018
lawd
Anyway, Screw it, I'll just use Furry Tigress and Renamon. Sue me. But those who don't like the idea. Just pretend she's a cat girl lmao.
I am Morty Smith
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
like a real jar head
make a magic wand like in Harry Potter but with science. some reality wrapping stick.
Btw, can you guys suggest an invention that my mc can try making??
I am Morty Smith
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
this energy
"Run with those ideas, Kid." I pointed to the boy, "All sorts of things will let you down in life. You might one day wake up as a giant space lizard man a hundred and sixty years into the future, and everything and everyone you care about are gone. And you might use that giant space lizard man body to save the galaxy from massive robot cuttlefish, and you might think that you'll get your happily ever after, but no, you might discover your penis can fuck through the walls of the universe, and now you've lost it all again, except this time your penis brought your kick ass girlfriend along for the ride. And you might through the sweet magical science of your penis gain cannibal powers that cause you to eat the whomever you may have landed near upon arrival to this new universe, gaining their memories and adding their capabilities on top of your own. And maybe you build yourselves a new life in this new universe, only to discover that your smooth lizard cock has once again carved through the fabric of existence and deposited you somewhere else, and maybe it keeps doing it, over and over and every time you keep slipping more and more away from who you were but you're so far gone you can't take the time to care because doing so will crush you under the weight of everything you've lost, so you maybe just keep running forewords screaming about adventure and tiddies and other awesome things that keep the terrible dread of self reflection at bay. And maybe one day you'll be duking it out with a huge jacked Greek dude who hits you in the giant space lizard man head with a rock so hard your consciousness is flung across the omniverse to a place you have no idea about, and now you don't even have your girl anymore and it's just you. You and science. Keep hustling, Kid... I've had enough of this bank."
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
just don't make them a story priority
Though, Morty might become a father early and if you don't want that then just tell me.
I am Morty Smith
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
I want to bite it
The entire workshop that I had was filled with machinery from simple Micro Universe to weaponry from Men in black. There were wires, scrap of metals, and a blueprint that I made. I've decided to try designing my personal guard because I can. Maybe make 2B and 2A.
I am Morty Smith
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
just giving advice to the enemy
Windu seized the opportunity, using the Force to pull Ronan toward him, creating an opening. "Your anger blinds you, Ronan. It makes you weak." He commented as he swung his sword, aiming to sever the Kree warlord's left arm.
I’m Star-Lord (SW Xover)
Movies · AlienWarlord
OG right here
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I’m Star-Lord (SW Xover)
Movies · AlienWarlord
rice?
Also, to tell you that I'll try not to handle such large numbers, my mortal mind cannot conceive millions. I think I've never seen millions of something together in real life.
Game of thrones: The Adventure Ned Stark
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
mark looking for that government cheddar
Cecil blinked, seeing the dozens of empty plates flooding the nearby tables and the owner crying in a corner. Then he looked back at Invincible.
Almost Invincible (Invincible SI)
Anime & Comics · EmmaCruzader
this good boi?
Leave your best images, I'll start.
Game of thrones: The Adventure Ned Stark
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
chinesium
Fucking Chinese machines.
Game of thrones: The Adventure Ned Stark
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
that aged well lol
"Nothing says school spirit like a ring that looks like it's jacked from P. Diddy." Chloe teases.
Reincarnated as Venom in the DC universe
Movies · Kenji_Makoto
Ryan George
Anyway since he got used to the superspeed, it was now super easy to go in and out, barely an inconvenience.
Reincarnated as Venom in the DC universe
Movies · Kenji_Makoto
wouldn't that simply mean the curse worked if Lockhart had his sole stolen? he would be the curse in action not the target.
The attack is not for the attack itself, but only by creating panic, will the events in Hogwarts receive attention, and only in this way can Cyrus find a way to temporarily drive Dumbledore out of school.
I became Voldemort
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
It was important to remember one's accomplishments and be grateful for whatever one had, despite how difficult it was for me to choose a woman to fuck among the myriad of options. It was such a struggle. I chuckled slightly, thinking about those who would curse me if they heard me saying this. Well, lucky for you I loved my life.
Prince of Nazarick [Overlord]
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
I think people that fight him are automatically not considered civilians since he hasn't harmed those who are not combatants his moral code is unbroken
And Tai Lung had not killed a civillain so far.
More than a Dragon Warrior
Movies · Emmanuel_Capricorn
don't knock it till you've tried it my fellow degenerates
Her fingertips grazed the inside of my thighs as she spread my legs for better access. Licking, flicking, switching between multiple ways of licking, gauging my reaction, while only barely pushing her tongue in. It's like she was making out with my ass, causing my body to tingle like a good fucking massage.
Prince of Nazarick [Overlord]
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
what a shifty brother
He glanced at me and gave me an angry look, I returned by motioning to Mom and raised my hands helplessly. His reply of drawing a line under his neck and the cold look was more than unnecessary.
Blood Brother - Invincible
TV · Enigma_Black