"Makes me want to introduce a nuclear bomb to wizards." Real personal on Voldymold
ch 21 Ch. 20 A year came and went
Fantasy · Alexander_the_grey
Must be a relative of someone that I used to know
Bentham then turned around and said to Harry, "This is master Sorin Oakshield, a junior who studied with me."
Fantasy · The Mass of Eating Melon Seeds
TF2 soldier: today is a good day!
The crystal horns broadcasted a happy song called "Today is a Good Day". The old and young men went up the fray, polishing their sabers while they were at it, and started harvesting the monsters.
Sci-fi · The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
Bitch slapped in fact LMAO
The class rep felt as if he had just been slapped in the face by Meng Chao.
Sci-fi · The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
You named her Erika for this joke didn't you?
"𝘜𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘪ß𝘵: 𝘌𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘢."
War · Acedus
Sid meier's civilization games
If Maxwell were to make a comparison, he would compare it to when he spammed the 'end turn' button while he was building up his economy and army on those turn-based strategy games he used to play during his spare time within his first life.
War · Acedus
Ah yes. the ultimate German
Erika Bismark Pollorov wandered around the Dunnwal gardens with a slight smile on her face. While she made it seem that she was admiring the craftsmanship of the multiple decorations and statues found in the gardens, in truth she just found that the garden was the best place to pace about when she was stuck in deep thought.
War · Acedus
TSFH?
" It is called 'Canon in D', and it was composed by Johann Pachelbel, a great composer," Joshua said.
Fantasy · Sister's Bride
Because most martians are too dumb to be physicists
He looked at Wang Zheng with interest as he sized him up… Physics Department, huh…
War · Skull Elf
Hypocrite
Ranked top ten in the European region, Justin stared at his screen and his mouth turned into a proud smile. D**n, I really hate it when people smurf. Of course, he himself smurfing was an exception.
War · Skull Elf
Do not twist the truth!
A hot-blooded youth had confessed to Ye Zisu and failed before attempting to drown in the lake!!!
War · Skull Elf
He just called her a bitch... This is glorius
Wang Zheng gave her a wry smile. "When a dog bites a human, the human does not bite the dog back. Being able to see her true colors is a blessing for my friend."
War · Skull Elf
Halo or titanfall?
Student Yan did not go home. He was likely playing "Wargod Covenant" again. It was a very popular mech piloting game. However, Wang Zheng did not understand why it was so popular, because he had no interest in it. He didn't require such mental stimulation; what he needed was the realistic sensation of touch. The sound of mech warriors stomping across the ground. That would truly make him feel like a god!
War · Skull Elf
Flintstones!?
Loads metaphorical gun with malicious intent
"Well, guess we can rest a bit. We deserve it right?"
War · Nick_Alderson
SPACE MARINE!
ch 23 Death throes of the Cartels : Episode II
Screw the force, I have money! [Star wars SI]
Movies · Terrier