Woah, my dude chill. Here's some snickers *passes snickers*
"KYAAAHHH..!! YOU PICKED A WRONG ROOF MOTHERFUCKER!"
Movies · NightHowl
Hm, fair point
"No, you are a kind person, but not kind enough to fight a war for no reason." Druella says.
Movies · AlienWarlord
Well is seems like someone had to much bean dip.
The skin touched by the violet fog turned black. Once I followed the source of the fog with my eyes, I saw a monster making terrible cries. It was a massive monster over 30 metres big. This fog was the fart of the 7th grade monster, 'great poisonous rhinoceros.'
Urban · 싱숑
Honestly, I would've died in 2 seconds if I was stuck in that forrest. *Sees a wolf* " Oh Hai Mr. Wolf how Are you Would you like to and chat over tea &-" *Gets slashed in the heart for annoying the wolf.*
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Anime & Comics · Blur182
~How the hell did she manage to woo harry with that personality.~ He thought while scratching his beard.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Shh, let the plot happen
Hermione's birthday was in two weeks. And although Harry had learned how to perform the extension charm perfectly by now, that didn't mean that he was capable of creating a Bottomless pouch for her.
Others · Fortunate_Soul
No harem, just action
Or do you all prefer no harem?
Movies · Oscar_Rangel_2766
Someone get the first aid kit. I only know how to apply bandages so I need help with any injuries that can't be fixed with band aids.
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Anime & Comics · Blur182
I looked at Thor in annoyance, of course, I was a virgin, there is not much to tap in Tartarus, "It will happen when it happens," I replied.
Book&Literature · CORNBRINGER
*LE GASP* my whole life has been a lie!
"Because I discovered that your real name wasn't 'Mom'."
Anime & Comics · Gstttryjbogssgf
That's fiiiiine * immediately remembers not seeing an update and thinking the author was dead*. And the sad part was that I hosted a funeral.
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Anime & Comics · Blur182
Plot Twist, Kronos's real name is Greg.
"Woah...no wonder he changed it," Percy shivered, 'so weird, it's like finding out Kronos' real name was Greg or something. Totally takes away from the super villain vibe.'
Book&Literature · JJBatsBoogey56
Aizawa isn't immune to fall damage.
Anime & Comics · Daichi_TBR193
Yeah, us unearthly beings have feelings too.
*sniffs* "such a touching story. Hey even though I'm god I still feel emotions , I mean I created them. Back on topic , but I'm sorry there is no possible way to transfer points from 1 person to another. It simply breaks the laws of the universe that not even I can bypass."
Anime & Comics · xLucqs
That's right, sweetie!
Ain't nobody got time to deal with Kronos right now.
Book&Literature · CORNBRINGER
What is a masochist?
After my defeat at Gunilla's hands… once again…. Huh, I am seeing a pattern here… first Clarisse, granted I got my revenge… then Annabeth… I also got my revenge…. And now Gunilla. Maybe I'm actually into girls beating me so I can enact over-the-top revenge plans…. I'll have to look into that later… In the meantime! It's time to experiment with my new skill, I knew I could take my mana body enhancement technique to a higher level if I focused on that only, it was clear that I was not an expert on it yet, so there was only room for improvement
Book&Literature · CORNBRINGER
How can Tsu say those types of things with a straight face, or a matter-of-fact tone.
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Anime & Comics · Blur182
I name you 'Boy-Who-Lived-When-His-Parents-Were-Murdered-By-A-Psychopath'.
Harry shook his head and said, "But my mom and dad didn't. So it sounds like people are calling me the 'Boy Who Lived When His Parents Were Murdered By A Psychopath.'"
Book&Literature · GnomeBob
Hermione was in no way used to being the one asking questions and learning from someone of her own age group. She was always the useful one, the one others relied on and Harry seemed to take that away from her. That feeling however vanished quickly as she was learning with greater speed than hours of reading and re-reading had done for her before. So many things which had stumped her before now made perfect sense! After that she subconsciously stopped treating Harry like a peer and started thinking of him as a teacher. That way she was still the smartest of her peers.
Book&Literature · GnomeBob
I couldn't hold myself anymore. This family drama needs to be put on hold, for now. I advised them, "Dante, my dude. Let's stop for now. We must put our priorities on track. Uhh... Ma'am, do you know how to shut down this generator?" I indicated at the huge machine behind her.
MARVEL: Killswitch's Origin
Movies · NightHowl