Webnovel Author: IHaveNoIdeas - Fanfic Collection

Warlock's all-that-stuff is also due to my blood-shake. I am pleasantly surprised to see that I mastered Merlin's Grimoire, since 'Successor' should mean that I have reached a level even he would approve of. Oh, I ended up noticing that I needed some Occlumency defenses against the old goat-fucker or snake-face, which took a few weeks to set up. Now, my mindscape is a 'simple' computer room where you need several biometric scans and passwords to access a dummy drive, while the real one is a USB drive hidden in the cushions of the armchair. I am a devious fuck, so I made it so that there is no oxygen whatsoever, along with several wards and runes that prevent magic and lock the intruder in place. I also made it so that you could spend a million years in there and only a second would have passed outside. I dare that old man to enter my mind, I will just reduce him to a vegetable.

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Aah, times like these make me want to pick up smoking again… Never was a great smoker or a drinker, but they were great stress reliefs. Failed a test? Bang your head on the wall, then sit down, stare at the wall while smoking and drinking a beer! I swear that it makes you forget about your problems! Well, I did usually get drunk after only half a bottle, so I surely got a massive headache every time which allowed me to forget about the bad stuff.

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Warlock's all-that-stuff is also due to my blood-shake. I am pleasantly surprised to see that I mastered Merlin's Grimoire, since 'Successor' should mean that I have reached a level even he would approve of. Oh, I ended up noticing that I needed some Occlumency defenses against the old goat-fucker or snake-face, which took a few weeks to set up. Now, my mindscape is a 'simple' computer room where you need several biometric scans and passwords to access a dummy drive, while the real one is a USB drive hidden in the cushions of the armchair. I am a devious fuck, so I made it so that there is no oxygen whatsoever, along with several wards and runes that prevent magic and lock the intruder in place. I also made it so that you could spend a million years in there and only a second would have passed outside. I dare that old man to enter my mind, I will just reduce him to a vegetable.

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"I like facing situations rationally. I didn't study Physics for nothing. So? That pop-up was some kind of reincarnation thing, or did I just have to die?"

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'Hm… It's not like I am against the idea, but it's way too early. I think I never actually considered Mother like a mother, but more like an elder sister or something… Doesn't change the fact that we are related, but who cares? I mean, she barely even has 20 years more than me, and both Vampires and Veela live almost double as much as humans, so it's like 10 years.'

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Since I made sure to drink Bellatrix Lestrange's blood, I could now shapeshift into her. I must say… She was stacked. And thicc. Why do I say that? Because I transformed into her younger version, from before she went cuckoo, probably. Oh well, it will be useful for my goal.

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I'm an idiot apparently, because I realized only after several hours that this must be my first maturation. Goddamnit, it isn't worth it at all! I tried using magic, but my Core didn't respond. Great. I ended up using Infinity on my Regeneration skills, which definitely helped me. I believe that it also improved my constitution, but I really don't care right now. I didn't want to empower my Pain Resistance in fear that it would evolve into Pain Nullification: that would be more detrimental than anything else.

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Slowly but surely, the second year ended as well. Nothing particularly interesting happened. I brought Mother to Paris for Christmas, but we mainly stayed at home. We had a terrace with a wonderful view on the Eiffel Tower, after all. My other Familiars all hatched from their eggs and were currently growing in their artificial habitats that I built for them. Regarding schoolwork, I once again obtained O+ in all subjects. I think that the Professors didn't even grade my exams and just gave me an O+ based on faith. I feel flattered!

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I returned to Gringotts and talked with Viard. I will use Gringotts as a temporary reseller until I get a shop for myself. I gave them a starting amount of 1000 of each product, just to test the waters. The contract I signed makes it so the Goblins can't scam me, but I can't scam them, so I am not worried at all. I also got Skeeter to write an advertisement article about these new products and their genius 'inventor'. In the future, if I am in the mood, I will start digitizing books, newspapers, and music to make the phone and laptop more interesting to the general consumer. For now, I believe that the laptop is too redundant with the phone, but those stupid wizards will surely buy it for the novelty. Actually, I can just wait until the Muggles invent the web and pirate it. Or use Subjective Reality.

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Slowly but surely, the second year ended as well. Nothing particularly interesting happened. I brought Mother to Paris for Christmas, but we mainly stayed at home. We had a terrace with a wonderful view on the Eiffel Tower, after all. My other Familiars all hatched from their eggs and were currently growing in their artificial habitats that I built for them. Regarding schoolwork, I once again obtained O+ in all subjects. I think that the Professors didn't even grade my exams and just gave me an O+ based on faith. I feel flattered!

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Soon enough, the firsties were led into the Hall by McGonagall and the Sorting Ceremony started. The only important people were Cedric Diggory, who I didn't care much about, and the Weasley twins. I think that it will be quite a fun year with them. I will have to show them that being a Slytherin doesn't mean we're all evil. Well, I am, but only to those I don't like. Hm… Well, Cedric can be degraded to an extra as I will surely take his place in the Triwizard Tournament. Unless… A nefarious plan started building itself in my mind. I will have to check whether I can do what I am planning or not. If I can, I will have a lot of fun.

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"I think that the Blood Phoenix would be better. From the name, I have the inkling that the Vampiric Phoenix might require a lot of blood, so it's best if you take care of it."

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"Sorry, apparently I ate some garlic yesterday." I blatantly lied.

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As I guessed, not even ten minutes passed that someone started knocking on the door. I ignored it and the knocking stopped. They returned after a couple of minutes, so I guess that the train is full. I opened the door and found a group of girls. Harem situation? I'm not a fan, thank you. Ok, maybe, just not with anyone.

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