What do you call the children in a wh*re house? . . . Brothel sprouts
2021-06-28 Joined Canada
"Also, Arthur, did you forget that Kain's last name is also Jobber."
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None sense, look how calm Dumbledore was, and he is a grifindore
Ollivander had mentioned that a wizard with a cedar wand possesses sharp insight and is inherently calm, and Gryffindor... well, they might, perhaps, not need calm.
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Indeed, not that many people managed the profession of dealing blows
"Oh, of course..." Ollivander glanced out the shop door momentarily, then turned back and explained, "I mean, after all, the surname Jobber isn't common in the British magical world."
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Right?three good boys to pet at the same time
After all, who could refuse a three-headed dog?
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At his father's words, Kain quickly put away the well-worn Hogwarts acceptance letter, hastily stood up, and knocked on a wooden post next to him: "Groot, I'm off."
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"Disqualified? From you? You're just a trash who got stuck, following you will only fuck me up..."
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His eyes gleamed as he offered her a smile, "Then, why don't you introduce me to your mother?"
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Seeing her adorable reaction, he chuckled and suddenly asked, "Megumi, are you up for adoption?"
Anime & Comics · mythoast
"No, they were openly wearing Leaf headbands. One had black hair, another pink, and one blond. Hmm, the black-haired one is from the Uchiha clan; he had the Uchiha clan symbol on his back."
Anime & Comics · Zaelum
Bro is asking to wear the green hat 💀
Suddenly, an idea struck Fugaku, who then said, "There's no need for supervision. I trust Yōichi-kun has the clan's best interests at heart. However, since this involves all clan members, including many women, why not let my wife assist? This way, we can better implement the initiative."
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Putting the sauna combat suite to use huh
"Thank you, clan leader. As some of the clan members might already know, I have established some businesses outside, including the Uchiha Pharmaceutical Factory, which is already profitable. There's also a ninja game that will soon be launched for sale, and a combat suit research factory."
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Indeed an impossible task, since in order to sneak in you must transform into one of villagers, and that would be doing a black face lol
Collecting intelligence on the perfect Jinchūriki of the Cloud Village!
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[Divine Tongue]: Your tongue is bestowed with divine power. Massaging someone with your tongue can make them feel as if they're in a heavenly realm, causing anyone massaged by your tongue to speak their innermost thoughts within three seconds.]
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Hiruzen:
"What nonsense are you... I see, well, make sure to close the door behind you. The Sealing Book is in the innermost part."
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Orochimaru:
After serving the tea, Yoichi inquired, "Lord Orochimaru, what brings you to me?"
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Are you blind too? Go back and try to find this so called inconsistency. It has always been Energy absorption, not solar energy absorption in his stats panel.
Could it be possible to live longer by increasing the light energy within his body?
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This chapter felt so random
His adventures served as a reminder that even in a world filled with peril and strife, there's always room for a good laugh, especially when it involves an Uchiha and his uncontrollable power to teleport at the sight of animals.
Anime & Comics · Zaelum
"Mr. Diggory bragging about his son again?" Diana laughed.
Hogwarts: I Really Am a Model Wizard
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