See this! I just gifted the story: Massage chair
ch 25 Hazardous Equipment
Games · Margrave
I'm loving the relevant trailing additions. ⚰️
Event | 53.882s - [User Typed] "You have five minutes to peek at this legally as your reward. barely legal"
Games · Margrave
hahahahahaha it put amateur at the end 😂🤣😭😭😭
Event | 44.023s - [User Typed] "Bzzzzt! "What the fuck have I gotten myself into! *Freaks out*" is the correct answer response to your situation. But I'll give you an A for effort for requiring a mid-level syndicate infiltration to pin the pettiest of charges on you. So here's a reward! amateur"
Games · Margrave
Greg's house 30 seconds later
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Games · Margrave
Author has sketchy knowledge. Note to self: don't make him angry online 😂
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Yes! I was like, come on. Every MC a godly hacker for literally no reason. I'm glad the MC isn't perfect.
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Games · Margrave
This is a crazy insightful statement. Wow.
Grey opened his eyes to the sight of an off-white popcorn ceiling. It was similar to his bedroom's but had around a million pops instead of two hundred thousand. He sighed, looking around the regular-sized room, praying he wouldn't be there long enough to count them.
Games · Margrave
She's so cute. I'm imagining Lafapan only with a personality
"Really!?" she squealed in delight, her fists raised triumphantly. "What a treat! Then let's get this show on the road. Say the curse release trigger with me: 'I'm done being a wussy wolfie, Lily. Make me a god!'"
Games · Margrave
😭
"Now, hush and let me work," Lilac demanded. "If you keep complaining, I'll add a spell that brings these doggies to life when women touch them. Then it'll look perfect, but when your tattoo lady goes to do a touch-up, it'll go—awhooooooooooo! Grrrr… chomp-chomp, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!"
Games · Margrave
"Three wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do"
"Mmhm~!" Lilac hummed, studying his tattoo. "Lily, Luna, and Lilith's body laundering services will increase your longevity. So just stand right there and let this triple L turn you in the right direction!"
Games · Margrave
I love this girl. She reminds me of a giggly Kiera Snow
"Oh, and Athena's expression when she saw him crumple—that was a treat!" she cried, wiping tears from her eyes. "It was like watching a war god realize she lost the Jenga game!"
Games · Margrave
"Hyrumpha!" Lilac snapped, thrusting her adorable fists down. "This is a hot springs, mister! What extra parched cob gobbler goes to a hot spring and flutters above it naked? That's not just ratchet—it's rude! I'd have more self-respect hottubing in a ramen house!" she huffed, folding her arms and turning, then opening one eye to check if he felt remorse.
Games · Margrave
Its pretty funny hearing an NPC talk about the real world with the same logic. Likes violence is the solution, so what are you doing!? 😅
"Why haven't you killed him?" Minx asked, her eyes glowing neon purple after Grey recounted the attempted exploitation. "You have the resources, connections, and power to do it!"
Games · Margrave
Cue worst pain Olympics back story. Go!
"Nonsense!" Robert snorted. "I know who that orphan boy is, Mindy! He's a gutter rat that feeds on Maxwell's scraps. Do you expect me to believe he can buy a famous supermodel a drink!?" However, she ignored him, so he furiously thrust his earbuds in, searching for proof he cheated.
Games · Margrave
This is actually a pretty scathing insult. I'm pretty impressed 🤔
"This match is rigged!" a pudgy man slurred, spilling his 80-credit glass of whisky on his white, untucked button-up shirt. "There's no way that half-breed could charm a harlot with a few grand, let alone buy a supermodel a drink!"
Games · Margrave
Because you're great, great, great, great, great grandmothers thirsty for a teenager's attention. You're if this guy normally attracts cougars, you're a saber tooth tiger
Minx rested her cheek against the handle of her axe, watching Grey ignore the naked duo, trying to capture his attention. "I'm curious. If you're here and have confidence, why aren't you paying attention to us, transmigrator?"
Games · Margrave
I'm dying right now 😂😂😭
"I wish you had realized Loki was only feigning the theft with an illusion so I wouldn't have met such a grisly end...." Loki extracted a withered middle finger from the water, defiantly aiming it at Athena. "I'm… dead because… of you… bitch. Guh!" With a final, sardonic gasp, his hand went limp in the water.
Games · Margrave
This is it, boys!
Patron Note: Don't win and get cucked when yanderes only cost 3 LUK.
Games · Margrave
Does it require a protagonist to want a harem? Lolol
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Fantasy · Margrave