comedic relief
"I just…. don't understand his role anymore. Why does Harry need him? Why does Hermione need him? Why does the story need him? What's the point?"
Movies · BarCalak
Die. genuinely. Just die
Keeping the smile on her face, Karen replied. "Yes, but if I sue you and win the case, you'll have to sell your car to pay off the debt, which will cause you to lose your job, which will cause you to be unable to pay your bills and live on the street. Between giving me your share of the inheritance or putting your family on the street, which is better?"
Fantasy · NunuXD
Oh god. The relatives
"Long time no see, Jonathan!" A woman who looked a lot like Jonathan said while pretending to be excited as soon as Jonathan opened the door to his house.
Fantasy · NunuXD
oh no. The LI is here
It was like he was singing all those songs to her.
Fantasy · NunuXD
😂
I donned my best impression of Matthew McConaughey and got to work. "Hwell, the lady here's sweeter'n tea. But I reckon she's fixin' to throw a conniption at the lack of learnin' goin' on in this skoo-haw." Translation: While the individual you have hired is doing an admirable job, my unwillingness to participate with sincerity will more than likely drive her to frustration.
Movies · BarCalak
"Yes!" I replied in agreement. "In the music video, I was thinking of having the protagonist be a guy like me, and her boyfriend be a very skinny little guy. It would be an interesting part of the music video to have the protagonist wear his coat on her, which would match his personality and pique the interest of the girls listening to the song," I explained. I explained.
Fantasy · NunuXD
"I like bass, but I only like to play slap style." Frank explained with a laugh. Frank explained, laughing. "Harry hates it, so I only play keyboards in the band."
Fantasy · NunuXD
Drug store. Gun store. Liquor store. Gun store. "Where the hell are you taking me?"
Movies · BarCalak
— Breeze x Flexy = Breezy… What a good name
Fantasy · ShuviLily
GIMME!
[Visual Restoration Coupon*1]
Sci-fi · Shell Ant
[Potential bandmates acquired!]
I went backstage to get Mark and Frank's phone number, without Jannet seeing me of course. I really enjoyed playing with them and felt that they had a lot of untapped talent.
Fantasy · NunuXD
Hi! As of now, I'm unsure about the LI. No harem, don't worry. The endgame will be one girl, but I haven't decided on who yet. It's probably Marge, though. Or Arienne. They're the top contenders as of right now. Anyone that you might suggest?
ch 0 2 Fire Kissed
Book&Literature · Alex_Van_zyl
???
Secondly were the enemies. Some nocturnal enemies would appear, and they were pretty bad. Infected and zombies were pretty much tame at that moment, but this new enemy was faster and more troublesome than the two of them combined.
Fantasy · ShuviLily
I wish...
[Weight: 139 Kg -> 133.2 Kg] (306 lbs -> 293 lbs)
Fantasy · NunuXD
You FOOL! You ABSOLUTE fool!!!
"Me to sleep with other women while she watched...yes."
TV · Illusiveone
"I... I don't know. This is... it's impossible. You... you're not supposed to be here," I managed to say, my hands gesturing to the room around us.
TV · Illusiveone
Marry this woman, Edward
Edward chuckled and exclaimed, "Did you just... slide a dollar bill onto my G-string?"
TV · Alittlepiggy33
Edward shrugged nonchalantly. "I can wait," he said, a mischievous glint in his eyes. Camila was still crossing her arms when she suddenly realized something. Her eyes widened, and she blurted out, "What do you mean 'Taboo things sound nice'? You little pervert! I'm your aunt! Even if we're not blood-related--"
TV · Alittlepiggy33
Probably the greatest paragraph I have ever read. Never pictured anything as vividly as I did this
I suddenly found myself in their crosshairs. I practically went cross-eyed, staring down the barrels of both their guns. I couldn't remain unarmed in the face of such adversity. I glanced at my hand, curled all but my index finger and thumb, created my own pea-shooter and pointed it at myself. "Alright! Nobody moves or the kid gets it!"
I'm on TV! (Showbiz SI)
Movies · BarCalak