Take my Stones, but NOTHING is going down the urethra.
ch 35 Gobstoned
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"Thanks for helping back there," said Harry before climbing down the train, and Ben nodded a little like the protagonist of a poorly written novel.
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Umm, Genetics.
"Blimey Lee, how did you get it this big?"
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Ahh Ysss, I'd like to suck on some Liquorice wands.
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How come he already has his wand, did he do his Hogwarts shopping already? Is he not going to Diagon Alley to claim his Slytherin Gryffindor Prewett Pendragon inheritance? I thought every fanfiction mc had a claim to some ancient, long-lost family inheritance.
ch 0 3 The Brown family tree
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It will be gold if he starts running around naked in Hogwarts looking for quests. LOL.
ch 0 1 Dovahkiin and Murphy's law [Prologue]
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Love it but I never knew the name of this soundtrack till now. Thanks.
One They Fear · Jeremy Soule
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So do I.
'I need a haircut and a shave huh.'
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"What master do you serve?"
Harry Potter and the Dovahkiin
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