The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
Urban · Spirit_Immortal
I was 6'4 at 14
Itsuki is a muscular but lean and handsome young man with light purple eyes, sharp facial features, and neat black hair. From the age of 9 Itsuki had started to train his body which made Itsuki even more handsome, In the past many girls has proposed to this 5 feet 7 inches handsome young man but Itsuki always has rejected them politely.
Anime & Comics · Azure_warrior
W
Also, I don't even care about losing readers or something like that; this work is purely made for fun, and I can delete it anytime, so simply (respectively) FUCK OFF.
Others · ItsJustANightmare
bro moves like jagger is playing while I'm reading this and the chorus for some reason matches
"Ah, Alastor," Dumbledore greeted. "So nice of you to finally join us. You're looking quite young and fresh these days. I'm sure the students will be simply delighted to have something beautiful to look at while you teach them to defend themselves."
Book&Literature · Daddy
"Huh… cool. Veela cheerleaders are a thing…" I said with mild interest before shrugging and going back to my book. I wasn't about to be distracted from the Grind by some silly Allure from hundreds of meters away.
Book&Literature · Daddy
stuff only gets deleted if people report it
There were several things wrong with the image in front of him. First of all, Professor McGonagall wasn't supposed to look... Hot.
Book&Literature · light_novel_addict
While Thomas was staring at 'him' with a slack-jawed expression, the feminine-looking Servant promptly struck a pose, making a peace sign near their eyes as they exclaimed, "Hi, hi~! My name's Astolfo, one of the Twelve Paladins of Charlemagne! It looks like I'll be your Navigator from now on! It's nice to meetcha, Master~!"
Anime & Comics · Einlion
"Here's another one, bitch!" a deep voice said out of nowhere
Anime & Comics · BoredAsura
think Hp:Art of Divination is there
"…a seer," she whispered to herself.
Book&Literature · Kitamari
It was this moment that Hermione finally realized something. She, Hermione Jean Granger, was in love with Charles Bell.
Book&Literature · Kitamari
"You'd be surprised by what the portraits will let slip if you ask nicely," he said with a smirk, "Do you want to hear about the secret romance between Filch and Madam Pince?"
Book&Literature · Kitamari
I took out a plastic jar filled with fresh condoms, "5 Sickles."
Book&Literature · Kitamari
One of these phoenix gonna pop up 😭
"The Dragon Clan, The Tiger Clan, and The Tortoise Clan. There used to be a fourth, The Phoenix Clan, but the other three banded together and wiped them out about 50 years ago," she said, pausing to take a bite of her shortcake, "But whatever alliance they made at the time must have only been temporary because they immediately started fighting among themselves soon after. Even now, they fight for territory, with each clan numbering in the thousands."
Book&Literature · Kitamari
Jake, Flash's friend, who was there with him, kicking the shit out of me that day, this guy... Oh, God. He's strapped on the bed on his stomach and a granny in a black latex suit, whipping him with a belt and she's got a strapon around her waist. Freaking hell! He acts all tough and this... Eeeww! I jumped down in disgust as the granny began to lube that strapon. I don't even want to think what's gonna happen next. I don't want to get scarred for life. One scar was enough for a lifetime.
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
in JJ and Wakkaran we trust
Naturally, he wanted to recruit Nami as well because of her beauty, as there was also her beautiful sister in kokoyachi village.
Anime & Comics · Yass_Odyssey
I managed to convince my girls to dress up in a Playboy bunny outfit and play poker with me.
Video Games · Azazyel
Jiang Xu: "It's too dazzling, I'm heartbroken."
Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend
Urban · Peace every year