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  • A Slackers guide to Immortality

    A Slackers guide to Immortality

    Fantasy

    4.3

    Meet Joe. He's a slacker. No real ambitions, no job, no money, no girlfriend. He has nothing but a soda, a recliner ,and the smelly t-shirt on his back. One day, life changes for Joe. Join him as he cultivates the Dao of the comfortable chair and the technique of Doublefist. Along the way, many will try to change his truth ,but his will is strong and nothing can move him from his path.

  • The Divine Maintenance Man

    The Divine Maintenance Man

    Fantasy

    New project I think it would be entertaining to explore what it's like for the maintenance staff in heaven. like really take on the role of the bad as$ janitor that cleans up after all the messes that the other gods leave behind and fixes the leaky roof in heaven to stop the chaos from eroding heaven so on and so forth. eventually he gets lonely and bored so he takes on an apprentice so that he can eventually retire. his requirements are lax so he gets a slumlord's superintendent to train up.

  • The Cauliflower System

    The Cauliflower System

    Magical Realism

Moments

Like it skips words I type and doesn't like to upload my edits. View More

SouthToiletWizard: Im really noticing that inkstone keeps boning me. I seriously might start swapping to Google docs first.

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C48
3 months ago
Im really noticing that inkstone keeps boning me. I seriously might start swapping to Google docs first. View More
A Slackers guide to Immortality · C48
3 months ago

lets_get_this_rice: This novel deserves much more recognition 😂


(Btw, my man jeffy knows how to drink.)

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago
Yeah bro started both of them at the same time. Slacker's Guide just grew legs so I wrote more of it.
Basic rundown John lost the war for being the emporer of all the heavens so he got stuck unclogging toilets and changing light bulbs ect for all time he really wants a vacation so he decides to kidnap a mortal to replace him for a couple thousand years. The rest of the deities are such snobs they won't notice he swapped places... Yeah I got tons of material for that story but it's all in my head not on paper yet 😅 View More

lets_get_this_rice: Or what's out I guess

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C46
3 months ago
This guy would have been pretty long if I kept at it I promise more to follow tomorrow. Once again hope you guys get a chuckle. View More
A Slackers guide to Immortality · C48
3 months ago

samsta101: Great chapter as always😀. Hope you are feeling better

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C47
3 months ago

samsta101: Those options all sound great! Whatever way it goes, I am sure it’ll turn out fine. Keep up the great work, but don’t overwork yourself. Nothing is worse than forced content, for the readers or the authors

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C47
3 months ago
Agreed that's why I'm slowing down a bit. I was having fun in the beginning but it's getting harder to think of fun things for the story on the farm. I really want to keep writing this story but some days I flow really good hence the chapters that are long. I'm trying to keep it true to the spirit of this story lighthearted fun and just insane spontaneity. No plot the style of no style jeet kune do lol. I'm not wanting to make it a 2000 chapter monstrosity but it'll develop however it does. View More

samsta101: Those options all sound great! Whatever way it goes, I am sure it’ll turn out fine. Keep up the great work, but don’t overwork yourself. Nothing is worse than forced content, for the readers or the authors

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C47
3 months ago
More or less im doing well thanks. Sorry that they are short lately. I have been coming up with 3 scenarios for the next arc.
1.Joe gets on his little skeeter bike to fight for his king.
2. Joe goes to jail.
3.It's off to the city for Joe to get some book learning.
Anyways hope you are enjoying it. View More

samsta101: Great chapter as always😀. Hope you are feeling better

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C47
3 months ago
Big Papa John John. It's a reference to my other story. The Divine Maintenance Man. View More

lets_get_this_rice: All hail big papa John.

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C46
3 months ago

TJc: So, I am officially joining the club for making a review for my own novel. 😁

WRITING QUALITY: I won't give myself a perfect score as there are many areas I needed to work on.
Ans since I am new to this, I am learning along the way. The feedback I am getting, is helping me improve.

STABILITY OF UPDATES: I'll give myself a perfect score for keeping up and pressuring myself to write and edit on clock. (In my daily life, I am more of a last minute person, these schedules I need to fulfill is keeping me sane.)

As for the three, my characters and story line are well thought of. I don't add random scene just to fill in the chapter. For me, every move that a character does, it has a baring to the story.

Please give these inner rumblings of mine a chance. 😀😀

Married By Mistake: The CEO's Destined Wife
3 months ago

samsta101: Take your time, no need to rush on my behalf. I enjoy the quality content

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C45
3 months ago
Thanks. Once I dumped all 3 of my stones right after the reset I was top 500 lmao. Anyways I'm sick with the flu. I might crank out one tonight. View More

samsta101: Hey man, you are in the top 1000, and Ima try to keep you there

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C45
3 months ago

samsta101: Hey man, you are in the top 1000, and Ima try to keep you there

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C45
3 months ago
No proofreading no editing this is raw unadulterated word vomit. Lol. I type in parking lots from a cracked phone. I can't even see what I've written 3/4 of the time the cracks are so bad. Lol View More

DiddilyPuff: This is weird, and could maybe use some more proofreading at times, but yet I find myself coming back to see what in the world happens next. Can't say I've ever read anything similar here, so you've certainly got that little spark of uniqueness working for you!

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C40
3 months ago

DiddilyPuff: This is weird, and could maybe use some more proofreading at times, but yet I find myself coming back to see what in the world happens next. Can't say I've ever read anything similar here, so you've certainly got that little spark of uniqueness working for you!

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C40
3 months ago
Thanks glad you are laughing bro. View More

Howlest: Dude, this **** is genius, I'm dedicating 2/3 power stones from now on

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago

Howlest: Dude, this **** is genius, I'm dedicating 2/3 power stones from now on

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago
Just a story written to create a few laughs. I have no big dreams for it. I am letting a friend edit another more serious attempt at an eastern fantasy novel. Thanks glad you have laughed a little. View More

samsta101: Alright, sounds good. I am going to keep sending as many of my power stones as I can, but of course, I only have 3 a day, so it isn’t that much. You deserve more publicity

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago

samsta101: Alright, sounds good. I am going to keep sending as many of my power stones as I can, but of course, I only have 3 a day, so it isn’t that much. You deserve more publicity

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago
Just smack talking a bit bro relax. Currently working on mapping out the next few chapters. Trying to find a decent spot to wrap up the first volume. View More

samsta101: I did vote before, it just reset now so you couldn’t see it

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago
Then where it's at? Lol View More

samsta101: You’ve got my vote

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C44
3 months ago

WedhusSlayer: Ancient manual from gipsy ? 😅
Well I just remember similar scene from stephen chow's kungfu hustle, his ultimate kungfu manual bought from a beggar 😅😂

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C43
3 months ago
I might check it out. View More

lets_get_this_rice: I love it all😂 Have you tried reading "Supreme Magus"? Heard that it's somewhat of similar to this one.

Anyways, keep it the good work! 😂 it always makes my day

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C43
3 months ago

lets_get_this_rice: I love it all😂 Have you tried reading "Supreme Magus"? Heard that it's somewhat of similar to this one.

Anyways, keep it the good work! 😂 it always makes my day

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C43
3 months ago
Sci fi hmmm I'll read more View More
The Saga of A Mage Family · C1
3 months ago
Me neither. It's getting harder to keep writing. My brain is fried. View More

WedhusSlayer: Luke, I'm your father! (Darth Vader)
Noooo.. (Luke)
😂
I do not know why do I remember that after reading this chapter.

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C42
3 months ago

WedhusSlayer: Luke, I'm your father! (Darth Vader)
Noooo.. (Luke)
😂
I do not know why do I remember that after reading this chapter.

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C42
3 months ago
That made me giggle thanks. View More

SaxonViolence: Short haired cultivators?!?
How off-putting!
Notice how the one cultivator seems to have the hots for young men in dresses…
You can't trust a man with short hair…
Never drop a bar of soap in their presence...

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C3
3 months ago

SaxonViolence: Short haired cultivators?!?
How off-putting!
Notice how the one cultivator seems to have the hots for young men in dresses…
You can't trust a man with short hair…
Never drop a bar of soap in their presence...

A Slackers guide to Immortality · C3
3 months ago
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