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  • All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)

    All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)

    "I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you"Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour-"I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!"Relatable humour-"..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour"Friendship shit humour-"Oh Kate, what are you doing?""Oh you know, hunting elephants"Killer humour"TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!"Exaggerated humour-"You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!""...."Dirty humour"WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!""Suck it, Harry""Suck who?""......"And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger"Time to have a laughter of your life!!"I have a bad memory""How bad is it?""How bad is what?"ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

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  • Brain Fart

    Brain Fart

    Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story

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  • Surrogate Mom

    Surrogate Mom

    under the coercion of the mafia elders who wanted Xander to have offspring with the alibi of maintaining his current position, Xander was forced to find a surrogate mother.Xander is a man who does not want to be bound by any ties, not even in his mind to have a life partner.can Xander get a surrogate mother and shut the mouths of those old farts?

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  • Love at First Fart

    Love at First Fart

    Urban ROMANCE COMEDY CEO

    A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.

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  • Farting In Houston

    Farting In Houston

    Urban R18 MYSTERY BETRAYAL CEO LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT CRUSH COHABITATION

    Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.

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  • TO kill a Fart

    TO kill a Fart

    this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

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  • That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

    That Time I Got Killed By A Fart

    Fantasy REINCARNATION SYSTEM COMEDY WEAKTOSTRONG TRANSMIGRATION SLICEOFLIFE VILLAIN

    Truck Kun? Check. Being reborn in a novel? Check. Being a side character? Check. Having a system? Check. Dying by fart? Che- wait what- In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence). Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross). But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."

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  • The Fart Collector

    The Fart Collector

    Fantasy ACTION REINCARNATION WEAKTOSTRONG BETRAYAL SHAPESHIFTER

    Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.

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  • Eternal Fart guide

    Eternal Fart guide

    Fantasy ACTION REINCARNATION R18 CULTIVATION

    eat beans and stay woke

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  • The fart demon ascension

    The fart demon ascension

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  • fart is very toxic

    fart is very toxic

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  • A Super Mega Ultimate Fart

    A Super Mega Ultimate Fart

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  • When I was kid : I need to fart

    When I was kid : I need to fart

    Silly thoughts and things i had/did when i was a kid

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  • The tell tale story of squid fart and the 7 whores

    The tell tale story of squid fart and the 7 whores

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  • Short Horror Stories

    Short Horror Stories

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    A Book full of Short Horror stories.A ride full of exhilarating tales of different scenarios which will make you crave for more.Someone who loves reading novels and stories is trying to write her own one for the first time here... A lil disclaimer: *stories will be all fictional and nothing is related to any other author's storiesAll the story are just my brain farts(sorry not sorry)*EnjoyyyyStory 1st "One night": the story is about how the protagonist who came to relax and spend time watching stars had an unexpected visitor and how it made his life upside down and converted that night into a horrible and permanent memory of his entire life. It was my first ever original written story. Of course, it has room for a lot of improvement, but it also has sentimental value to it, and that's why I decided to keep it up here as a reminder of the starting. Story 2nd: " The Island Trip."It's about a group of friends who booked the ticket to the vacation island trip. They were going to be festivities and concerts, and it sounded like the best way to socialize and clear their mind after a hectic year. But what they didn't expect was to be followed by someone.And with the turning events, they ended up in a place where they were warned to never go. A tale full of twists and turns and plots thickens with every chapter.TW: one character's death/ violence. (little bit not heavy on violence.)Story 3rd: "Not Alone."The story is about Ethan, who was transferred to a new office which was out of town. The new place where he was living was causing trouble for Ethan.The story is full of Paranormal activities and hauntings. The mc has anxiety attacks and existential crises, and the spirit took advantage of it. Read it to know what happens to him, if he survives it or not.

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  • I Am A Hero Who Farts?

    I Am A Hero Who Farts?

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE COMEDY WEAKTOSTRONG MYSTERY SUPERPOWERS TRAGEDY BETRAYAL APOCALYPSE

    [This is not a comedy. It is a serious and tragic tale. There will be moments of comic relief, but the story has a serious undertone.]"What the hell!" cried Kenny when he realized his ability was 'Fart Explosion', the power of exploding farts. In a world where mysterious beings called Skultars have taken control over humans, Kenny, a young man, discovers he has a superpower, which they translated as a skultar ability. He had lost everything to the hands of those skultars and now it was time to pay them back and end their tyranny. But what? He had the power of... farting? How would he use this ability to fight against evil? What would he do if his very existence ties him to the origin of all the suffering that was caused to his world?

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  • Hazard Academy

    Hazard Academy

    Urban ACTION COMEDY SUPERPOWERS NONHUMAN ACADEMY YAOI URBAN

    It's a nice day outside, the sun is shining brightly in the clear blue sky. It's a great day to go to school and learn, you can hang out with friends and cheat together during pop quizzes. That is... if you're attending a normal school. Welcome to Hazard Academy, home to the most notorious students internationally. If you can survive this hell hole of a school, then hat's off to you, cause I definitely can't! But did you know? Being an infamous school is only a cover? Well... kind of a cover, most of it is true. ~°~°~°~ "So, what was the immediate cause of world war 1? Can anyone answer?" "My fart!"

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  • To kill a Fart (continuation with permission from OG author)

    To kill a Fart (continuation with permission from OG author)

    This story is to try and continue a story that i found (https://www.webnovel.com/book/11926915605618805) is the original as far as i can tell and i like the concept so i got in touch with the author to see if i could re-wright. i wont be updating very often

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  • The Lycan's Addiction

    The Lycan's Addiction

    Fantasy R18 BEAUTY CEO POSSESSIVE IMMORTAL SWEETLOVE FIRSTLOVE

    Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

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  • The Unlimited System

    The Unlimited System

    Urban ADVENTURE SYSTEM WEAKTOSTRONG CULTIVATION GENIUS VIDEOGAME EVOLUTION

    "I who roam the Universe alone, in search of power  I whom the gods fear, who can make the universe shake I never asked for this, I only wished for a happy life But I can't escape my great destiny  If I try to I will lose my only source of happiness  My family will always welcome me with open arms And so I shall train an entire year To enjoy being with them another day I the Unlimited Being whose powers shall know no bound" Chris Xen discovered that his whole past life was a test made by God (the one above all), why? Because it was funny, and like this, he became God's personal streamer.With a system and everything else. [You have maxed the skill Fart, now each of your farts is equal to a supernova .] [You have maxed the skill Pee, now each droplet of your pee can either be a powerful elixir, or a dangerous poison .] [You maxed Absorption. Hey stop don't absorb this planet, stooop.]

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