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  • The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

    The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

    "The Way can be understood, and surname can be named, but not ordinary. Without a name, it's the beginning of heaven and earth. With a name, it's the mother of all things. Well, there might be another 'name,' called the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, hehe..." "I've achieved enlightenment! I've achieved enlightenment! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Watching his fellow Daoist whose skull has split open, the ribcage torn, growing wings of flesh, and flying into the sky, Li Fan, with lingering fear, stops his sermon for the day. "Sigh, I can't just blabber about the Daoist skill anymore, I've driven another one mad..."

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  • The Devil’s love

    The Devil’s love

    Urban R18 COMEDY MYSTERY SLICEOFLIFE CEO SWEETLOVE

    4.89

    “The course of true love never did run smooth.” – William Shakespeare. The journey of love is never as smooth as silk. There are difficulties, ups and downs, bumps and humps.  Like most of the love stories, Mo Yichan and Yang Ning’s love story wasn’t smooth or easy. Initially it was difficult and rocky.  The CEO of Yang corporation, Yang Ning was a successful businesswoman. Growing up with unsupportive and unruly parents, Yang Ning was accustomed to being treated unfairly and poorly. The only person that she count on was her grandfather. The CEO of Mo corporation, Mo Yichan who was also known as the ‘ Devil CEO’ was one of the most successful businessmen. Losing his father at a very young age and his mother leaving him alone for some other man, Yichan grew up with his grandfather.  Being business rivals, Mo Yichan and Yang Ning hated each other.  What do you think will happen when these two cold and aloof people are forced to get married and live under the same roof by their grandparents?  Did they hate each other only because they were business rivals? Or did something happen in the past which forced them to seal their hearts and hate each other to the fullest?  Will the love between them ever be able to overpower the hatred that they have for each other?  ***** “ Hahahahaha look at you both fighting like a husband and wife.” Mr Hunshou said. Yichan smirked and said,” If you were my wife, I would add poison in your coffee.” Ning smiled and said,” And if you were my husband, I would drink it.” **** Few months later. In a charity auction. “ Hundred million.” Ning said. “ Two hundred million.” Yichan said before grinning at his wife. “ Three hundred million.” Ning said. “ Four hundred million.” Yichan said. “ Five hundred million.” Ning before leaning towards her husband,” If you let me win, I’ll be on top for a whole week.” Yichan raised his board and said,” Seven million.”  “ You-“ “ For two weeks.” Yichan said. Ning frowned and said,” Fine.” Before raising her board,” Seven hundred and one million.” *********** Follow me on Instagram: author_sofia05 Join my server: https://discord.gg/th8TmZr Send me a Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sofia05 [P.S:The cover isn’t mine. :)]

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  • Rohan.. kaise ho jhon Tumhari GF chhod ke bhagai hai kya hahahahaha

    Rohan.. kaise ho jhon Tumhari GF chhod ke bhagai hai kya hahahahaha

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  • You Of All People

    You Of All People

    General ROMANCE COMEDY BEAUTY

    4.76

    What happens when two unlikely people met each other for the first time? They get married! That's right, they definitely did. They were akin to two parallel lines that weren't supposed to intersect or touch at any given point in time. But in that fateful moment that they did meet, they were thrust into the world of whirlwind romance. A handsome, thoughtful and cold-heated man, King Margaux Hendrix, who spent most of his years in unrequited love accidentally met a beautiful, introverted and forlorn woman, Violet Hailey Quinn, who was betrayed by her long time and long distance boyfriend. Two people that when put together were comparable to a dog and a cat. They changed the trajectories of their lives in one moment. Never be the same again. Together, they tread and explored the waters of love, the unknown and uncertainty. Through twists and turns, they gradually fell in love as their adventure called marriage, unfolds. Their encounter created a butterfly effect that seeped into other people's lives and set off chains of events with the resounding click like that of a falling domino. ----- The whole story is about two people that shouldn't have met, always at each other's throat, sort of fell in love I think? Violet: "What sort of? Damn it! We have no choice!!! You wrote us!" YoureMySun: "Y-you!!!!! You can't be here! Stop crossing dimensions! You're ruining my synopsis for your story!" King: "Can you change the female lead? Someone who's more beautiful and cultured?" Violet: "Bastardddddd!! You're dead!!!" YoureMySun: "Cut it King! You're not supposed to be here too! Stop agitating Violet, ok?" King: "Hahahahaha me? stop? Dream on! I'll annoy the heck out of this woman. Even if it's the last thing I do! Gyahahaha" *evil laugh Violet: *pulls out bat from somewhere then charged at King YoureMySun: "Oh my God!!! V where the heck did you even get that! Stop right there!" King: "W-woman! I-i know how much you love me so don't you dare hit my face!" Violet: "Me love you? You of all people? Only an idiot will fall for you" *said through gnashing her teeth King: "You're the idiot that fell for me, you know? G-get away from me barbarian!" YoureMySun: "You guys left me with no choice" *Our dearest author left with no choice, pulls out the magical keypad as she wrote, YoureMySun: "As Violet was gunning for King, she tripped and fell in his embrace. And end up kissing each other. Then a good samaritan from the story's dimension accidentally throws a rope through the worm hole while trying to catch the running horse. The two got tied in the same position. The samaritan pulled and was shocked to see two people instead of the horse. He blinked then they disappeared, and wondered if he gone crazy. The two was transported to their love nest stuck in that position for the whole day. Until Violet had enough being taken advantage of by King. She ripped the rope and starts bashing King with a pillow. While King's laughters and ouchies reverberates throughout the house. And they lived happily ever after" *closes keypad, bows in apology to the readers YoureMySun: "Finally got some peace and quiet. Sighhh... I apologize dearest readers. It's been too lively?" "Where was I? Going back" They fell in love through twists and turns. Violet, a beautiful, charming, quiet, and a kind girl unexpectedly met King, a handsome, rich, playful and iceberg-man. "She's really kind and quiet you know, believe me. It's just that, King happened" Join me dear readers in exploring their lives, how they met, what will become of them, their adventures and their story :D ----- UPDATES: 1 chapter per day COVER: 'illustrated drawing' by Maha Saleh is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 [https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/be9a743c-0160-4d94-8f40-62f3380e7830] Disclaimer: Credits to the amazing artist that created and shared 'illustrated drawing' in Creative Commons.

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  • Oscuro Online

    Oscuro Online

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG MYSTERY SLICEOFLIFE ANTIHERO

    4.63

    Lucio was 17 years old when he found out that he was not alone and he still had a family. He soon obtained the [ADMINISTRATOR SYSTEM] and was given the power to bridge the two worlds, a world of science and a world of mysticism, Earth and Oscuro. Introducing Oscuro to the people of earth as a VRMMO, he successfully accomplishes his first task. Will Lucio stand at the top of both worlds or will he succumb to his greed? Only time would tell. **** Lucio looked at the Princess in front of him and said "I'm a greedy man, princess. Hiring a genius requires more than just.... simple gold." The princess left his place in anger, only to lose the throne to her brother. Alas she realized her mistake too late, as it wasn't her brother who defeated her, it was Lucio, a commoner whom she thought was an ant. **** The god sat on his throne looking down at the boy who he had given the system to, "You are such an unpredictable boy...... so now you dare to go against my authority? You are just my puny little slave , HAHAHAHAHA" The orbs of fate spun as per his command. "Let me see how you deal with this." said the demon who called himself a god, with a smile that reached his eyes.

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  • Sebuah Akhir

    Sebuah Akhir

    Sebuah hubungan yang dipenuhi racun mematikan sampai akhirnya hubungan itu hancur tak tersisa dan meninggalkan luka pada salah satu pihak sehingga membuatnya mati rasa.

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  • I Regressed 1 Hour Before Reincarnating Into My Novel

    I Regressed 1 Hour Before Reincarnating Into My Novel

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE REINCARNATION SYSTEM MAGIC DARK SUPERPOWERS VILLAIN

    13 years after I reincarnated into my novel [The Last Hero] and possessed *The Final Boss, Kalaraja Anantim*, I met my end...Is this how I meet my end? is this the result of everything that I did? I grit my teeth in anger, sadness and disgust at myself... not for dying or failing to rule and control over all... but because I failed to meet that Bastard who sent me to this novel that has a damned main character with a S rank level plot armour.If only I didn't meet my end here!!!. I swear that if I somehow survive, I will accomplish my goal to conquer all and become a supreme being and then take revenge against those other damned fellow reincarnated people that dared do this to me.It was then that I saw that light from 13 years ago come to me again.This....... Hahahahahahahahaha, I have regressed back to 13 years ago. I shall use my remaining 1 hour on earth to fix the novel to my advantage, hahahahaha!!.Authors Note: Hai everyone !!! :) this is my first novel that I decided to create after getting bored of other novel reincarnation novels. I hope that you can give me some reviews and also comment on what's good and bad for future references.ThanksAlso, The MC will be a bit strong at the beginning so If you hate those novels where Mc is strong at the beginning then sorry because this Novel wont be your type.This cover does not belong to me, if it's yours, just tell me and I will remove it.

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  • 3 Bulan di BALI

    3 Bulan di BALI

    Karim yang berasal dari Bekasi mengunjungi kawannya dan memenuhi undangan dari Bondan yang bekerja sebagai pedagang Baju dan Pakaian di Pulau Bali. Dia bersama Bondan berkomunikasi dengan Gaib di pulau itu karena pekerjaan Bondan yang bisa berkeliling ke seluruh pasar di bali.Pertemuannya dengan Bli Ketut juga memberikan pengalaman yang cukup banyak dalam mengunjungi beberapa tempat di bali dan berkomunikasi dengan gaib-gaib di Pulau itu. ***"Assalamu'alaikum kang, udah sampai belum dan dah dijemput belum oleh kang Bondan?" chat Bli Ketut."Wa'alaikumsalam Bli, Alhamdulillah sudah sampai bli, tapi kayaknya belum bisa hari ini saya ke sana, mungkin dua atau tiga hari lagi saya ke sana bli," balesku."Ya ndak papalah, yang penting sampeyan dah sampai, dan selamat," chatnya."Siap bli, terima kasih sebelumnya," balesku."Sudah ke sini saja segera, banyak kerjaan nih disini," balesnya."Kerjaan apa bli?' tanyaku."Ini tundukkan gaib disini, hahahahaha," balesnya."Iya bli santai saja, merekaa gak kemana-mana kok," balesku."Hahahaha..iya mereka menunggu sampeyan kang, udah gak enak ini badan saya sudah banyak yang nyerang saya," balesnya."Ya dikasih makan saja dulu kang, kasih kopi dulu, ahahahaha" balesku****"Saya Raden Batur, penguasa terkuat Gunung Batur, wujudku Siluman Naga...hahahahhaa," katanya keras menggelegar suaranya sehingga kang Bondan mulai ketakutan."Ohh, kamu Raden Batur namanya, hhmmm...perkenalkan saya jamaah dari Penguasa Alam Gaib," kataku kepada Raden Batur."Haduuh maaf beribu maaf saya tak tahu dan tak sopan kepada kamu..." katanya sambil menunduk dan menyembah kepada kang Bondan."Ya sudah, gak papa, silahkan duduk saja yang baik," kata kang Bondan."Ya, terima kasih," katanya."Lah, kamu sudah lama jadi penguasa Gunung Batur?" tanya kang Bondan."Saya sudah 950 tahun ada di sini," katanya."Hmm, dah lama juga ya?saya mau tau mengenai beberapa hal saja mengenai Gunung Batur," Kata kang Bondan.

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  • the joker

    the joker

    "HAHAHAHAHA I could have been reborn with Batman or Superman, but did not have to reincarnate in someone without power and crazy, at least I have the arle .... HAHAHA"

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  • Terang Dalam Gelap

    Terang Dalam Gelap

    Horror ROMANCE MYSTERY SCARY FIKSI

    "Kamu mau apa???!!", kataku sambil menangis."Sudah jelas aku mau kamu! Aku memenuhi standar dan kebutuhanmu! Kamu pergi ninggalin aku sama dia! Aku bisa ngelakuin apa aja buat dapatin semuanya! Tapi kenapa kamu gak bisa!", katanya sambil memegang tongkat besi."Hiks.. Tolong.. Lepasin.. Hiks.. Lepasin.. Hiks.. ", aku cuma bisa menangis merengek padanya dengan tangan dan kaki yang terikat."Kenapa aku harus lepasin!?? Kamu pergi lagi kalau kulepasin kan... Iya kan.. Haha. Kamu itu dungu! Dia itu gak cinta sama kamu! Cuma aku! Aku..!","Sayangku.. Jangan ngeluh.. Ya..?? Kamu mau makan?? Ini aku sudah siapin.. Hehehehehe..", dia mengelus pipiku dengan tangannya."Kamu mau apa???!!", aku mulai ketakutan lagi. "Jangan sentuh.... Hikss... Jangan.... Tolong...", kataku yang menjerit."Aku ga lakuin apa-apa kok... Aku.. Aku kan sayang kamu.. Aku.. Hahahahaha.", dia sekilas melihatkan wajahnya yang polos. Tapi tawanya mengerikan. Dia melemparkan tongkat besinya ke kaca. Semenjak kejadian di Mountana, dia bukan lagi kakakku..

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  • Absolute Beginning Lord

    Absolute Beginning Lord

    He is the one and only supreme overlord. His soul had pierced through the body of a hedonistic young master A Heaven-defying genius. Of all eras underneath the heavens, I am the strongest ''Ding Host, New Mission: Make the emperor of heaven dao a cuck Hahahahaha System challenge accepted

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  • I Level Up By Scamming (Indefinite Hiatus)

    I Level Up By Scamming (Indefinite Hiatus)

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE SYSTEM COMEDY CULTIVATION OVERPOWERED TRANSMIGRATION LEVELUP

    4.96

    24 year old Eric Tyler woke up and the first sight to greet him was a bare, wooden roof instead of his usual leaky ceiling donning a creaking fan. Unbeknownst to him, he had woken up in a world of cultivation and martial arts! That’s not all though, he even somehow has a system!He quickly finds out that he is actually in a single player RPG sort of hyper-realistic game!“Hahahahaha, I became a fantasy novel protagonist! Who else gets transported to a game world with a system?” he screamed in joy looking at his system, “Wait… what the fuck is this???”[Scamming System has been activated.][To unlock the system’s abilities, perform the following task.Task: Successfully scam one person.Time limit: 1 hourCompletion Reward: Unlocks the Scamming SystemFailure Penalty: Death]Join Eric on his journey to become to apex existence of the world, filled with action, adventure, friendship, betrayal, a little bit of romance, comedy and A WHOLE LOT OF SCAMMING!{Upload schedule: 1 or 2 chapters/dayChapter length: 1000-1500 words/chapter}* I do not own the rights to the images used in the Book Cover.

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  • HER BEAUTY

    HER BEAUTY

    Teen BEAUTY LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT FIRSTLOVE FAMILY CRUSH RICHFAMILY KIDNAP SERIOUS FRIENDSTOLOVERS DOCTOR

    HER BEAUTY"Who is she?" "Your beauty doesn't suit in the company!""What are those black spots on your skin?""Are you a dog?""You're ugly!""HAHAHAHAHA"I'm tired of hearing those words... Beauty is always mattered... Beautiful will always win...If you're pretty, they treat you different.If i was pretty...Will he love me?-2022-

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  • the forever flame

    the forever flame

    Kent rin isn't a normal highschool want more you'll just have to read it your self I'm so evil HAHAHAHAHA

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  • Mage roleplay

    Mage roleplay

    Fantasy ADVENTURE

    "This is special prison type magic that I specifically design to trap mage! Complete with anti-magic metal, anti-teleport circle and space type trap that will slice you up if you carelessly using your magic! Hahahahaha let see if you escape from me again!"*proceed to grab the iron bar and pull it open*"..."Inspire by Piekara - Ani Slows Prawdy

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  • Maria Eleonor: The Sweet Revenge

    Maria Eleonor: The Sweet Revenge

    Ang sakit! Ang sakit ng aking nararamdaman! Bakit ganito ang nangyari? Bakit ganito ang ginawa sa akin/sa amin ? Babalik pa ba ako? Oo! Babalik ako! Babalikan ko sila! Maghihiganti ako! Tama! Ipapalasap ko sakanila nang higit pa sa sampung beses ang sakit na ibinigay nila sa akin! Ang sakit na hindi na mabubura! Babalik ako! hahahahaha!!! Hintayin niyo ako! HINTAYIN NIYO ANG AKING PAGBABALIK!!! HAHAHAHA

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  • やり直し:避けられない
Yarinaoshi: Sakerarenai

    やり直し:避けられない Yarinaoshi: Sakerarenai

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY HAREM CULTIVATION

    Oh is this the way I'll die? After thousand years of despair, after so many lives that I've taken, Hahahahaha so this is my end? No, I will not accept this fate..

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  • Stuck in Godmode

    Stuck in Godmode

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE R18 SYSTEM COMEDY MAGIC VIDEOGAME

    Matthew was a “genius” AI theorist that had spent his formative years working and building his repertoire. You see, it was actually how he paid for his schooling, but while writing his doctorate, there was an accident…Sarah had been nearly killed and there wasn’t much time until she succumbed to her wounds. But Matthew was not there to witness her passing.His pain ate at him until he finally snapped.He stole the continuous brain scans taken by the hospital and got to work incorporating his “unethical” AI practices that were “strictly theory” at the time.After 9 long years, his plan was complete… ~This is a little side project that I think will be fun. I just graduated and I am needing to distract myself. The story will be fun and the MC will literally be a god. But, I hope for the characters to have fun in the world that was generated. Maybe Matt will find love? Maybe it is his sis...no, nope...not a siscon. Really, not a siscon...probably... but there will be interesting people, culture, and hopefully kingdoms with distinct people. I love release that witch and other kingdom builds, I love Litrpg books and system novels. But I hate how the MC is always OP and the author moves the goalpost of power. AH IT WOULD SEEM YOU ARE THE STRONGEST BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ANOTHER CONTINENT THAT I AM INTRODUCING RIGHT NOW, IN WHICH, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST PERSON THERE HAHAHAHAHA- Author-samas, probably...

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  • aku hanya ingin lencana jadi ga usah di lihat

    aku hanya ingin lencana jadi ga usah di lihat

    ada sese oarang ingin lencana trus bikin story aneh isinya cuman ingin lencana

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  • Winter-Fall

    Winter-Fall

    Sure

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